An engineer couldnt find a job,so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20K.IF NOT CURED,GET BACK 100K"
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and he goes to the his clinic.
Lawyer:"I have lost my sense of taste"
Engineer:"Nurse,bring medicine from box number 22 and put 3 drops in patients mouth.
Lawyer:"ugh..This is kerosene"
Engineer:"Congrats.Your sense of taste is restored.Give me 20k
The annoyed lawyer goes back to recover his money and comes back after a few days.
Lawyer:I have lost my memory.I cant remember anything.
Engineer:Nurse,bring medicine from box number 31 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
Lawyer:(Annoyed) Uggh..This is the same kerosene you gave me few days ago to restore my taste.
Engineer:Congrats.Your memory is restored.
Give me 20k
The fuming lawyer paid him and stormed out.
Determined to get 100k,he comes back the next day.
Lawyer:My eyesight has become very weak.
Engineer:Well,i dont have the medicine for that.
Have this 100k(hands it over to the lawyer)
Lawyer:(Starring at the cash)but this is 20k and not 100k
Engineer:Congrats.Your sight is restored.Let me have my money and my 20k for treatment.
YOU CAN NEVER BEAT HIM WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY
QUESTION:Which tribe in Nigeria do you think the Engineer belongs to?
For me o,na yoruba.Yoruba too like money.
Abi na lie?
Happy weekend :)