1. I am 26yrs old still a virgin & i will die virgin because i want to be a gond example to my chldren *over wisdom don pour me water* 2. Its better to kill myself than commiting suicide *am on my way before patience slap me* 3. Those girls who like asking artime why did u buy a phone when u knew that u ar poor 4. Guy: am askin for your phone. number_____ Girl: oh i gave them to someone so they got finished. 5. Schools in our country are so nice they give IDS with rope in case u are tired of living *lemme come and be going* 6. Any one with a latest porn video please send it to me now i want to delete it 7. My friends first post on fb was like "Hey guys am new here where can i put my bag.? 8. You people must be praying for the founder of coolval what if changes his mind and delete it__? Still #kempzy. Have a splendid month ___ Happy new month