1.To big eyed girls
Not all men on suit are bankers and rich .
Some of them are jehova witnesslemme come and be going before my mouth put me in trouble
2. If u have an enemy in mountain of fire . Just go and reconcile now . I said now .
Because ur village people can help him answer his prayer and u will be consumed by fire like christmas ram .i have said my own o
3. A gala truck just fell down in front of my house . I and other people have been picking free gala .
Now this night i thought its an opportunity to be enjoying free of charge product as pepsi truck also u to pass there .. I now went to put some wages on the road to fall any truck down.
This morning as i was sweeping i saw a petrol tanker coming . .my brother i am still running with the wage o
4. It is only in nigeria that any mischief will happen and u will blame village peopleabeg u better let the sleeping dog lie
5. Pls who are those people taking camera of the slave trade in libya ? . Abeg park them too they be also slave
6. In India women pay for groomprice, Let me b the first nigerian to get groomprice, ladiesare u with me
7. I bought okada for 500k and u expect me not to use it to jam one police man .abeg don't try holding me o i have made up my mind
8. Girls sha .. They will be the one to be forcing thier bf to shoprite and they will be the one to be advicing thier brother not to waste money on any girl that they are dubious .aunty are u crazy or alright
9. You smoke all kind of weed .
Cigarette ,
Heroine
Cocain
Even tobacco .
Shasha
Just name it
But when ur church is burning incense you will be complaining that you have a phobia for smokemy brother i promise u .u will still taste the smoke of hell fire
10. Wow O:( .
I was dreaming how i was buying bugatti . Buying house .. Then i saw a girl toast her . We became friendslater we became lovers .i was about to have a lovely sex with her .... When a knock at the door woke mei almost fainted when i heard that it was a Jehova witness man. You better leave me o . I must commit murder today .i will surely chop off this man head what nonsense