1. The little opportunity given to a
monkey to wear cloths, does not
guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are
eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to
break coconut would not be able to
partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up
fetching water for guests at her
wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust
issues. 6. If something that was going to chop
off your head only knocked off your cap,
you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without
Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will
eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry
as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people
rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want
it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're
poor but allowing it to swell before
drinking is poverty. 13. The buttocks are like a married
couple though there is constant friction
between them, they will still love and
live together.
Which number is your favorite?
