A man and his wife were traveling to Italy
by air, as they were at the peak of the
journey, the pilot announced that:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to
announce that one of the engines has stopped
working while the remaining one is
not functioning as required therefore, we
may crash in a few minutes from now. We
advise that everyone should reconcile
with God and settle every issues that need to
be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife
Ellista and said “Honey, please forgive
me
ooooo, your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine,
we had several abortions she has even
planned to poison you on our returned
from
Italy so that the both of us will elope for
the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She responded “No problem
dear” She continue, “since it’s a
confession
moment, let me also confess. Please
you must also forgive me oooo, John and
Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological
child
is Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best
friend. You also remember
you were rubbed by arm rubbers last
year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she
continues “I actually set you up by some
gangs who rubbed you because I needed
to
pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee.
He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we
are
talking, I have arranged for your death
through hired assassins on our return.”
Mr. manji responded “no problem I have
forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the
pilot announced again. “Ladies and
gentlemen, is like you people are
powerful men/
women of faith because, God has
answered your prayers, thetwo engines are perfectly ok and we are sure
of
safe landing” At that point, the whole
passengers became mute
instead of celebrating the good news.
One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot,
this plane must crash ooooooo or we will
crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES
oooooooo”
