1. If your woman catches you
looking at another woman, turn
to her and say "sweetheart, I?m
glad you don?t dress like
that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.
They'll beat their kids with
the intent of making them cry
and then start beating them
again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are
The BEST MAN In Her Life,
Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her
Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when
he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining
about girls that are looking for
Richmen, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you
too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do
you know there are people in
your village that don't want you
to succeed? Quickly text
"thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10
years older than u, just stop
calling him baby. and start calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo,
Sir Baby
8. Those that use spoon to eat
Eba are our major problem in
this country.
9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll
see a notice board say "man
wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be aged 25
10. Being a good person is like
being a goal keeper,no matter
how many goals u Save...People
will only remember the ones
You missed.
11. India has never been to the
World Cup because FIFA
won'tallow them sing and dance
for 20 minutes after every
goal.
12. Girls please Your boyfriend
should not be your source of
income everyday. Cos it's only a
relationship, not a job
opportunity.
13. someone will just die with an
Afro in Nigeria movie and his
spirit will come back with a low
cut. So Barbing saloon dey that
side?
14. Strangling your wife for
making indomie as dinner is not
domestic violence, it is self-
defense
15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for
4 Years. Is she your
University Degree?
16. New ways of crossing roads
in Nigeria, check sideways 4
motors, & look up 4 plane-crash,
& look down 4 bomb, & look
back 4 kidnapp, and now run
zig~zig 2 dodge bullets.
17)its only on coolval I see that some
peeps will read ur post and
won't appreciate rather they will
run to copy and paste d post like
d one I did lolzzz *winks*.
:)
