Akpors was preparing for a test one day after he
had
failed continuously through the past year and
gotten
flogged severally for his failure; however, he was
almost
sure his coconut head will not help matters.
In a bid to caution Akpors some more, his father
came
into his room while he was studying and said
“Akpors,
remember what I told you, if you fail this time
around,
you better forget me as your father because I will
disown
you; do you understand?”
Yes papa! Akpors replied.
The following day Akpors father came back from
work to
find Akpors watching tv in the sitting room and
the
following conversation took place;
Dad: Hello Akpors my son, how was your test
today? I’m
sure you passed considering the warning I gave
you.
Akpors: Excuse me sir, I’m sorry but who are
you?
Are you smart enough to guess Akpors’ grade
from his
answer
