[b] A lady walked into a pet shop, demanding for a parrot.
The owner: "We have 2 kinds: one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself!"
"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself", replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.
"How do I look?", asked the lady.
"Like a prostitute!" replied the parrot.
"This parrot is rude: I won't buy it!", said the lady.
"Pls give me a moment!", replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.
He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot: "If u are rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket!"
When the man came back to the counter he told the lady: "Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure that he will be polite"
CONVERSATION
Lady: "if I come home @ night with a man, what'll you call this man?"
Parrot: "Your husband!"
Lady: "Good! What if I come home with 2 men?"
Parrot: "Your husband & your in-law!
Lady: "Good! Good!! What if I come home with 3 men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, your in-law & your brother!"
Lady: "Gooood! What if I come home with 4 men?"
The parrot looked back at the owner & said: "Pls go & drown me: I said it earlier... this woman is a prostitute!" [/b]