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PALM KERNEL

PALM KERNEL

By Tee in 15 Aug 2015 | 10:54
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Akpos decided to follow his friend Carbony
on a hunting trip deep in the forest of
Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa.
Akpos has never gone hunting while
Carbony has hunted all his life. When they
got to the middle of the forest, Carbony
told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a
sound while he checks out an antelope
trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile
away, Carbony heard a blood-curling
scream which scared away nearby
antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and
yelled;
"I think I tell you say make you
quiet?"
Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o Carbony, I
really try. Hmmm...
When green snake waka pass my leg I nor
shake body or make peem sound.
When gorilla come dey breath hot and
smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake
body or make shekele sound. But when
two squirrels waka enter my trouser leg,
one come tell the other one say,
"Chei, see as this two palm kernels
big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem
finish for here, so make we pluck and
carry dem go home", naim I come start to
halla ooo.
15 Aug 2015 | 10:54
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He did the right thing jare
15 Aug 2015 | 11:04
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Lollest
15 Aug 2015 | 14:33
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The guy try now Make I see next joke jare
15 Aug 2015 | 14:53
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Ahahah!!..akpos no go kil me o!!
15 Aug 2015 | 18:15
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No be small thin o.
15 Aug 2015 | 18:29
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Nah soo nah soo......
15 Aug 2015 | 18:30
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Lol
15 Aug 2015 | 18:36
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Can't stop laughing ooo. Nice joke
15 Aug 2015 | 18:52
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Oh my God!!! Shey dem never chop am go sha?
15 Aug 2015 | 19:08
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Lolz
15 Aug 2015 | 19:32
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lols
15 Aug 2015 | 21:30
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Who no go shout if im dey for im shoe
16 Aug 2015 | 06:17
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Hmmm,lolzzz
16 Aug 2015 | 06:32
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Shuo, akpors na so your fair reach,, hahahaha that area no be for play oo
16 Aug 2015 | 06:49
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Na So
16 Aug 2015 | 07:20
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Lwkmd.. abegi, akpos did d rite tin jare.. nxt joke jor.
16 Aug 2015 | 08:18
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Lolzzzzz, AKPORS!!!!!!
16 Aug 2015 | 16:25
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Akpors nids sugery cos if na me b carbony, weting i 4 do d antelope i go do akpors cos..D instruction says;: DO NOT MAKE ANY SOUND, NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCEs!
17 Aug 2015 | 08:19
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lol.... he no easy
17 Aug 2015 | 08:55
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Lwkmd cnt stop laffing
17 Aug 2015 | 11:35
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hahahahaha veri funi
17 Aug 2015 | 15:20
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Lol.... ... Very funny
17 Aug 2015 | 16:43
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Oga y u talk na, allow dem pluk d palm kernel
17 Aug 2015 | 18:01
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Lolz
31 Mar 2016 | 01:11
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