An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and
threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if
he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank
that afternoon. ''Are you going to leave me with the money
if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?'' Akpos
asked. ''I will not collect the money and I will leave you.''
The Armed Robber said. On hearing this, Akpos told the
armed robber to give him five minutes and he went into his
bedroom. When he came back from the bedroom, he told
the robber to inject him with the HIV virus.
The robber was stunned, but he did as Akpos asked and
left. Immediately he left, Akpos' wife became worried,
''What the hell did you just do?!'' She asked. "Akpos replied,
''Don't mind that silly robber, he doesn't know that when I
went into my bedroom, I went in to wear a condom."
One word for Akpos!