A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of
the art range rover sports and disembarked.
Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only speak
English
Professor: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound
desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation
to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, abi persn nor fit folo u play again? how much fuel you
wan buy?