ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
In respect to the missing Chibok girls, missing
soldiers, missing 20 billion dollars and now,
missing budget, all Nigerians are advised to hold
on tightly to your wives, husbands or children if
you are married, boyfriend or girlfriend if you
have one and any other valuables so that they
won't get missing in this country or better still
make a photo copy of them. Citizens are also
advised to start looking for a new country as
Nigeria could be declared missing on the map
any time soon. Be warned.