You will never believe what
happened to me ystday. I still
can`t get over it. I went to the
supermarket to pick something
to eat before an event. As I was
walking down the aisle, I noticed
this woman starring at me. I
looked at her and kept walking
to the front counter to pick
bottled water and gala. As I
picked them and turned, I found
the same woman right behind
me! I tried to show her some
love, so I smiled & said "hi". Then
I went on to get a canned coke.
Can u believe the same woman
followed me? I was getting a
little bit nervous and mad
because she was following me
without saying a thing. But I
tried to stay friendly, I just said
"hi" again. She finally responded
and said, "I am sorry for starring
but you look just like my
youngest son. We just buried him
two weeks ago" I felt silly for
getting mad as I expressed my
sympathy to her. She said she
was fine as she knows that her
son is with the Lord. She then
asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I`m a
bit sad that my son never said
goodbye to me before passing
on". She asked me to get in line
behind her so when she`s
leaving the store, I should say
"goodbye mum" so she could
have some sense of closure.
Though her request was weird, I
however agreed to grant it. So as
she collected her bags from the
cashier and walked away, I said
"bye mum". She turned and said
"bye baby boy". When d cashier
calculated my stuff, she said d
total was N18,750. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a N70 bottled
water, N50 gala and N100
canned coke equals N18,750?
She said "your mum said you are
paying for hers too". My mum? I
shouted. That woman is not my
mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed
out just in time to see the
woman approaching the parking
lot. I ran after her and was
screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse
me!!!". She started running. I
caught up with her just before
she was able to close the door of
her car. I kept on pulling and
pulling her leg, just like I am
pulling yours now! You too like
gist sef. See as u serious dey read
. Gud day, Enjoy the rest of ur
day and week jare. Stay blessed....
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