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Nasty Brother (Joke)

Nasty Brother (Joke)

By Adolf in 25 Sep 2015 | 02:49
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One day, two of my friends came visiting and we decided to go out on a picnic,along with my little brother.
After packing d food and all we needed, we set off to a quite seaside. After chatting for few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we forgot d spoons at home.
I then told my little brother to go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval say 'I know u want to trick me so u can eat d whole food be4 I come back'. I promised him we will wait for his arrival, but he disagreed.
After much persuasion and promises, he decided to go. My friends and I started chatting to whirl away tym and wait for my brother's arrival.
After 2hrs, there was no sign of him. 4hrs went by, and I began wondering what could av delayed him becos d distance between our house and d seaside can be covered within 30mins.
My friends and I are already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my brother's return. After 5hrs, d hunger was so unbearable that we decided to eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and there,my brother appeared from behind a tree shouting
"I said it, I knew u would eat d food be4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".
Pls if u re d one, what will u do to ur brother
25 Sep 2015 | 02:49
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Ha! I will beat him mercilessly.. Nd he won't even eat out of d food
25 Sep 2015 | 03:12
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Ha dis ur bro funny ooo i will jst lough it off i tink na small pikin de worry him
25 Sep 2015 | 04:26
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I swear I go kill am
25 Sep 2015 | 10:49
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no fud for him again
25 Sep 2015 | 11:03
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I will kill him
25 Sep 2015 | 11:52
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He must get it oo before he has the right to eat with me
25 Sep 2015 | 12:51
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I wil warn him not to play dat childish game wit me
25 Sep 2015 | 13:55
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I will beat the hell out of him
25 Sep 2015 | 14:31
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I won't allow him to eat dat food
25 Sep 2015 | 15:19
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funny sha, bt he no go eat the food oo no matter hw
25 Sep 2015 | 16:56
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I go break hin head
25 Sep 2015 | 17:41
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I go beat am eeh so tey hospital go reject am , and even if hospital accept am he go dy coma 4 one month.
25 Sep 2015 | 17:50
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D kind of beating wey i go give am, 4 him life him no go near me again
25 Sep 2015 | 18:47
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I wil beat hell outta im..nd den beat heaven in2 im
25 Sep 2015 | 18:54
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hahahahhahaha, he will colet confam beating and will still nt test d food
26 Sep 2015 | 08:44
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He won't taste frm d fud
26 Sep 2015 | 12:34
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@frankkay,laugh it off??? iffa hear say uno nearly kil am
26 Sep 2015 | 13:45
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@tuniquiski u no no say my second name na easy
26 Sep 2015 | 13:56
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@tuniquinski u no no say my second name na easy
26 Sep 2015 | 13:56
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....,.......
26 Sep 2015 | 16:54
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