WHEN THE YOUNG DAUGHTER BRINGS A MAN
HOME
A 16-year old girl introduces her boyfriend
to her
parents.
American Scene
– Girl: (smiling) Hi mum and dad, this is
Vincent,
my boyfriend (excited)
Vincent: (smiling too) nice to meet you
(shakes
the parents) Father: You are most welcome.
Hope
you are taking care of my little girl?
Vincent: Of course.
Mother: Please stay for dinner
Vincent: I’d love to, thanks. –
Nigerian Scene
– Girl: Papa, mama, meet Vincent (reluctantly)
my boyfriend..
Father: (says nothing but goes inside the
bedroom)
Mother: (shouting) So young man, you want
to
spoil my daughter for me abi? You useless
men of
nowadays.
Vincent: No ma, sorry ma.. I love your….
Mother:
SHUT UP!!
Father: (Runs out with a gun and cutlass
and
fires a bullet in the air �� )
Vincent: (Runs for his life) Abi na lie?
Naija na waa oh �� �� �� ��