Based on a true life story.
Some Naija guys have some dating peculiarity and
here are the results gathered.
Ondo guys are quick to playing
smart. They’d rather spend your
money to love you. Cheats by
blood, they don’t even know when
they cheat. Stubborn and great
liars but what I love about them
is there pride and prestige. If
they have only one shirt and
trouser, you can’t tell, it don’t
show. God! My guys got charisma.
Moving on to Ekiti. These guys
are amusing, they can love you
with their entire being today and
doubt that very feelings
tomorrow. Don’t ever come
between them and their drink
and they love to be in company of
friends. They like gossip. But I
like them because they are the
focused kind, they always get
things done.
The Ibadan guy I met had no
chill. If you say you are his chick,
then you better get to the
duties. They always want quick
results without even putting
much into anything. Ibadan guys
don’t like people in general. Just
out for the gain.
Okene guys. My God! Lovely, you
are guaranteed sweet dreams
next to them just pray you don’t
wake up in fire and smoke. So,
temperamental, they can light
you up for snoring and disturbing
their sleep. But quite loving if
they don’t scare you.
Ogori guys are loyal and
dedicated. They can stick to one
woman all their lives and not
cheat. But, I guess that is
because they just don’t have
emotional flow. They have a
boring soul. Their Brother which
is Magongo, can woo a chicken,
they can’t separate their female
friends from their girlfriend, all
Na to fire.
The Central Kogi guys love based
on mood. If they are rich they
will love but if they are not then
the girl has to go on leave till
they start feeling ok to love
again. They love sympathy and
love their own shadow too much.
The Hausa guys are categorised
general. I love their smile if it
has no decay. They are ready to
give you the world which most
times is their cow farm. I just
don’t do well with guys into
agriculture. The only problem is,
make sure they understand you
whenever you talk or do things.
If it feels that they don’t
understand you, don’t say or do it
because the whole nation might
get burnt for it. Their anger has
no chill.
Oh! I won’t forget the Igbo guys.
They also can love, obsessed with
drinking. Quite the responsible
kind among men in this country.
But their chick is their property.
They own you it is just where
their mentality is. They will slap
you without thinking twice. I run
from them, as in literally take to
my heels when they trying to woo
me.
At the end, who is good and who
is bad. Their dynamism makes
the country of a certain colour. I
love my Nigerian guys.
…to be continued
