NAIJA SHA...
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1. Nah only for Naija you fit win aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card.
2. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a big ship....
3. Nah only Naija you fit see fish inside "MEATPIE"....
4. Nah only for Niaja PHCN dey say win a band new GENERATOR if you pay your bill(what a pity"...
5. Nah only for Naija you go see people dey horn for traffic light so it will quicky change from Red to Green...
6. Nah only Naija wey you go see Pharmarcy dey sell Coke, Recharge card, Chin Chin, Puff Puff and Beer...
7. Nah for Naija you go find a graduate of MECHANICAL ENGINEERING dey do him NYSC for police station....
8. Nah only for Naija you go see one person deh use Bold5, X2, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once...
9. Nah only for Naija you go see a graduate of LAW dey work as generator repairer...
10. Nah for Naia you go buy Coke, them go say make you no forget to return the bottle...
11. Nah for Naija you go see madman dey control traffic, people wey their head correct go obey...
12. Nah for only Naija you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money...
13. Nah only for Naija you go wish somebody "happy birthday". he go answer "same to you"...
14. Nah only for Naija you go see a sign board with "Buy your Recharge card"-(shey nah my recharge card ah go still pay money to buy?)...
15. Nah for Naija you go ask person "where you dey go?" and you'll get a reply like "I dey come"...while you still dey go...
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see ahm anywhere in the world...
.......NAIJA FOR LIFE......