Naija Emergency call..
There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house
and I called naija police emergency next thing
I heard was …
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center
for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for
Yoruba press 3.
Then I pressed 1, another voice came up….
For car accident press 1, for armed robbery
press 2, for boko haram please hang up!
Den I pressed 2 and aanoda voice came up ….
If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2,
AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6…Then i
checked and saw they were with all of them
then I pressed 6
Anoda voice came up sayin…. My brother, if ur
brother dey police u go gree make im come?
Thunder fire u there!! LWKMD! Naija police no
wan die oo!
No be only naija o, Oyibo too no
carry last
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller:
Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out
of breath. Darn I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way.
Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing
before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police. LOL! Ode.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What’s the nature
of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
