A newly married Nigerian couple brought a
female house help from the village to assist in
keeping their home tidy, so they would have time
for their careers and other more important
things.
One day, Oga decided to give his wife a surprise
package. He moulded a big heart (to represent
love) with the assistance of the house help, a
project which took almost the whole day.
Madam came back to meet the house help
sleeping and snoring:
MADAM: Will you get up now! Stupid girl! What
have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome. No vex abeg.
Me and Oga dey make love since morning. Na
just now now we finish he say make I lie down
small.
The house help is now on admission at the
Lagos Hospital.