According to Pete Edochie…
A man that follows every woman with big bottom shall soon see the bottom of his bank account and I concur with that …
A girl will shave off her eyebrow only to use an eye pencil and draw it back. Then what's the essence of spending so much money on weavons and wigs.... Why not shave off your hair, then use eye pencil and draw any pattern of hair you want on your skull.. At least you will be carrying a new hair style every morning. ... How about that...
I want to inform you that I don’t have a license to lie or cheat… I only have learners permit!
So fear not…
Dear sister, you go 90% naked to get 500 likes on
your pictures on Facebook Just to be famous. I hope
you know Emmanuella (This is not my real face oo),
She gets over 500k views and she doesnt even have breast.
My Sister, I pray sense locate you this month
Before I start what I wana say now...I want to thank my parents, my father,my mother,my brother ,my sisters and lastly my siblings.
I say thank U
My friend Don write jamb up to 5times and on d 6th time...jamb gave him a shirt which writes... "OUR DEAREST CUSTOMER" from jamb...this continued to d extent that even when he didn't register for jamb examination,jamb still sent him result...with his name ...and a free pen
My school life be like
Secondary school be like
“we are not going deep into this topic, when u get to the university you'll will be taught”
University be like
“we are not going to talk much about this topic, they already taught u this in secondary schools”...Advise iz dat u shuld b self dependent
I finally give up on this country called Nigeria...
How can someone steal a white goat and dye it to black
Nothing breaks my heart like a Christian neighbor singing wrong lyrics early in the morning....LIKE
You are answer
And Omega
we washing you Aaron
you are wedding to be place...
BREAKING NEWS....... This is very Urgent!!!
If you bank with the under listed banks in Nigeria please read carefully....
Customers who are banking with:
First Bank,
GTBank,
Union Bank,
FCMB
Access Bank,
Sterling Bank,
Standard Chartered IBTC,
Ecobank,
Fidelity Bank
UBA
Zenith Bank
Skye Bank, and other banks including Microfinance banks...
LISTEN AND LISTEN CAREFULLY:
You CAN USE Your ATM CARD to withdraw money!
Thank you for paying attention!
