[B]My wife and I were having a serious
quarrel when I
said to her...
"pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to
stop for her to receive the call.
It was her dad. The phone was on speaker
so I
could hear what he was saying.
After the usual pleasantries between father
and daughter, he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred
$1,000,000 into
your account, give your husband $500,000
out of
it, and you can have the other half." After the good-byes, the call ended, and
she turned
to me:
"you said I should pack my things and do
what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO
ME TO WASH.".[/B]
