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MY PROFILE

MY PROFILE

By Holakizzo in 12 Jun 2016 | 15:21
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MY BIOGRAPHY
REAL NAME;- omotosho sodiq olaitan
NICKNAME;- [Hola-kizzo and Hola-code]
SCHOOL;- -Iba housing estate,junior/senior
secondary school
HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up and
down
Mountain Everest
MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and
broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive,
held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hours,5mins,45
seconds.....
Traveled round the world in a day... Etc
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS;- went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598
languages,
1st male to land on the sun.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of
plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT;- couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch though 99 died
instantly and the last one is now a
slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra
died after biting me and secondly, when i
roasted
a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don't like
showing off..
12 Jun 2016 | 15:21
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Mehn!! How Many Times Am I Gonna Read This!
12 Jun 2016 | 15:28
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abi o
12 Jun 2016 | 15:31
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If you don't like showing off then what are you doing now?
12 Jun 2016 | 15:43
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Wetin you dey do now
12 Jun 2016 | 15:48
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@Froshberry-2 me sef follow u wonder... Maybe lots of ppl have d same profile
12 Jun 2016 | 15:55
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im d first ever to write that....it went viral on facebook with the help of copy and paste.... Ive been keepin dis profile now for the past six years and am sincere about it
12 Jun 2016 | 16:05
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lol u av been keeping it for 6years huh?
12 Jun 2016 | 16:12
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u dont get me ...i mean ive usin it as my social net profile for d past six years
12 Jun 2016 | 16:17
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6 years ??? I tink dats a white lie huh ?
12 Jun 2016 | 16:48
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uhmmmmmmm.I c
12 Jun 2016 | 18:20
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Just hmmm
12 Jun 2016 | 19:31
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@Uncleba426 u dey find green lie ni
13 Jun 2016 | 04:57
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@holakizzo, abi nah bro.. Abeg take am easy with d green lie... I'v seen dat profile on fb b4 tho
13 Jun 2016 | 12:48
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thats if yu say @Uncleba426 and i tink u shud check my first or second about how i came about d post..... Kai copy and paste is not good o.... See how dis peeps no believe this write up ...well na una know
13 Jun 2016 | 17:31
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@holakizzo , Seems u'r taking vhiz personal, anyways Um sowi bro if I'v wronged u...
13 Jun 2016 | 19:11
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lol ...nope just jokin joot wid a squeeze face like some one wu tuk alomo bitters..... Chilax baba wetin sup @Uncleba426 ...where my real g na @invincible
14 Jun 2016 | 00:49
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