So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating, I went to pay for the
food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to go look for change, and
surprisingly she said I was embarrassing her,
that I should act like a big boy and leave the
change for the waiter...
.
Is she crazy?
Is she mad?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do in case she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus
around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total
N410, and you say 500 naira na small money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and remaining 150 to play
Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsenal Wenger
of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never given 500 naira
offering for church oo
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira, until you borrow 500 naira
credit from MTN and you have to pay back.