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MY DATE EXPERIENCE AND #500

MY DATE EXPERIENCE AND #500

By olumuyiwa in 19 Jan 2016 | 08:30
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So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating, I went to pay for the
food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to go look for change, and
surprisingly she said I was embarrassing her,
that I should act like a big boy and leave the
change for the waiter...
.
Is she crazy?
Is she mad?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do in case she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are lucky to have Jesus
around, you will feed 5000 people..Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60, plastic Coke = 100. Total
N410, and you say 500 naira na small money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and remaining 150 to play
Nairabet,...and she say 500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsenal Wenger
of Arsenal will buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never given 500 naira
offering for church oo
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira, until you borrow 500 naira
credit from MTN and you have to pay back. 
19 Jan 2016 | 08:30
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[b]lolz........some babes can form......if na she im go even collect the money go find change[/b]
19 Jan 2016 | 08:40
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Hmmmmm
19 Jan 2016 | 08:49
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Hahahahahahaha no be lie
19 Jan 2016 | 08:54
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Dat #500 go buy. 2 sacket of weed 4 me plus 1yorgurt to cure jonzing nd bread wey dy on top
19 Jan 2016 | 08:55
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@invincible shey u undastnd d way nah.
19 Jan 2016 | 08:56
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N500 CAN feed our hungry man @sonshine :)
19 Jan 2016 | 09:00
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Hahaha i can't fit laugh bro....,., girls eeee na only God go judge them for us they can form eeee chai!!
19 Jan 2016 | 09:01
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N500 CAN feed our hungry man @sonshine :) @imperialsluv JEEzzz you dey shayo? As in you dey take weed??? My sister no go marry u again,,,,,,wait o, how much be one bag of marijuana?
19 Jan 2016 | 09:02
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*peeping* She Don Label U CBN
19 Jan 2016 | 09:19
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@Invincible na me u cal hungry man abi? No com borrow me soup again o, if u no wan c ma bad side! #Yawnin
19 Jan 2016 | 09:54
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Nooooo ask ur sis she knw me in nd out nd knwz i hate weed @invincible.
20 Jan 2016 | 02:14
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#500 dey cook correct soup for Kano here
4 Apr 2016 | 10:03
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Lol... I laff u
25 Apr 2016 | 15:27
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Poverty dey make person calculate ontop 100 naira
25 Apr 2016 | 15:27
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