Must Read: Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

After the chores, I picked one or two clothes my uncle gave to me before he travelled. Straight to the backyard to wash the Paul Smith shirt in it. “Oh Lord! God Bless that tailor!!” I said in my mind as I stood to laugh at the XL on the label right on the reflection of me in the windows. The tailors opposite the estate are my best friends by the way, to the extent that once they see me at their door, the say “Uncle don dash you again?”, and sometimes, I tell them I don’t have money and they do it free for me. (As a comfam customer). Getting to the backyard, I saw a blessing in disguise!!! Lol! Well, let me tell you why I had to wash at the backyard. My Uncle’s wife caught me washing my clothes in my ROOM and made me starve for days, calling me a village boy. Which was true, as I spent my first 14years in the village. But she now ordered I start washing my clothes at the backyard, and this faithful day was my very first. Which marked the end of an Era Earpiece plugged to my ear with Davido’s Dami Duro song Jamming, I headed to the backyard. Passing the store room, I felt like I was shouting because I was singing along to the rave of the moment, so I paused my music to test my voice, but what I heard was a soft moan coming from the store room. This was strange! As the store room was ummm.. A store room. So I positioned myself, like the way I used to do when I wanna watch Indecency from neighbour’s window. (R.I.P Dayo). As I drew closer to the window, the moaning became clearer! Damn, it was just like it was in Indecency. As it was a store room, it had no cottons and the window wasn’t completely closed. But the sun was rising, I immediately remembered something about shadows in physics, so I applied physical calmness. As I tiptoed to the window like a Ninja, I saw Abu. Abu was a family friend to my uncle who came to visit earlier in the morning. But I couldn’t see the girl he was on due to the small opening on the window. I tried guessing, this was when I remembered Abigail and Faith went out in the morning while I was washing their sister’s car. So, I concluded it was Esther, in these thoughts, I tiptoed back to where I abandoned my Mission “Wash Paul Smith” for party. Standing, bitting my nails and thinking of what JACK SPARROW would have done, I reminisced on things Esther had done to me. Treating me like an house boy, making me eat left overs and even insulting my Mum/Dad.. Which I hated so much!!!! Oh My!, I was so lost in thoughts to remember that I was having a hard on from the live Indecency I just watched. I had to position my lagbaja (Penees, Deeck, Anyhow ) very well when I got back to reality, so, I headed back to the house, leaving the bucket, soap(bathing soap, she refused giving me omo), and the shirt.. Straight to the house with my evil thoughts. In my Perry Cole boxers, Lagbaja was now flaccid when I entered the house, behold.. I got the shock of the year!!! (Ok! It was december 24th, and it was the shock of the year at that time.) I opened the Door, looking straight to the direction of my room when someone called from the kitchen wing “Danladii!!”.. At this Moment, I was like a confused confuse(no word for it I guess ). The rate at which Lagbaja inflated couldn’t be determined at that moment, . All I knew was that If Perry Cole saw me in those boxers, he would be depressed. . I managed to look back, and there she was, standing closed to the dinning table, still in her nighties, her hair scattered. And I stood, praying that God turns me into an Owl(Do you know owls can turn their heads in 360degrees? Well, now we know.). WATCH OUT FOR PART 3

Lmao.. You even wrote :Must Read: before the title... It's a must read though. its quite interesting..Take Us on a story ride. Everlasting One oo! [hr] [b] LINK TO AVAILABLE EPISODES [/b] scroll down for 3-5 •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/2/ ][b]Episode 6-10[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/3/ ][b]Episode 11-13[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/4/ ][b]Episode 14-16[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/7/ ][b]Episode 17-19[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/8/ ][b]Episode 20[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/10/ ][b]Episode 21-22[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/11/ ][b]Episode 23-24[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/12/ ][b]Episode 25-26[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/13/ ][b]Episode 27[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/14/ ][b]Episode 28[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/15/ ][b]Episode 29[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/17/ ][b]Episode 30[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/18/ ][b]Episode 31-32[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/19/ ][b]Episode 33-36[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/20/ ][b]Episode 36 cont[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/22/ ][b]Episode 37-39[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/23/ ][b]Episode 40[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/24/ ][b]Episode 41-42[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/26/ ][b]Episode 43-44[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/28/ ][b]Episode 45-46[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/30/ ][b]Episode 47-48[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/33/ ][b]Episode 49-50[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/34/ ][b]Episode 51-52[/b][/url] •[url=https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/must-read-diary-of-a-lekki-houseboy-another-sex-story-part-1/page/37/ ][b]Last Episode[/b][/url]

Esther was a final year student of Convenant University, studying Business Administration, or so I heard when I eavesdropped on my uncle. She was tall, fair in complexion, some desirable lips and a madt dimple contrasted with an tooth gap, when she smiles, you will think she is the most caring human on earth.. ( Guys, Don’t be deceived by smiles ohhhh abeg!!!! ). Couldn’t determine the size of her bosoms because she can sabi package, but she had an Bottom I once thought of while self-servicing. Trouble!!!!!!!!! She comes to lagos straight from school before going to Abuja where their(My Inlaw and her sibblings) parents are based, but this december, she wanted to stay in Lagos for reasons I didn’t care to know because she was just a spoilt brat!. Sometimes I looked at her and pitied the husband that was gonna marry her. But anyhow, “I must use Asamoah’s style to blackmail this beensh”. That was what I thought in less than 3seconds. “Danladi what is this?” She asked looking at my Lagbaja, still in its mask with a face like ” ” .. Damn! That was too direct. I said in my wandering mind, before I could explain myself, she shunned me, smiled and said: “Where is my breakfast? I need to eat before I take this anti-malaria”.. Like seriously? , Esther smiled at me? Those dimples just went in, giving way for the gap tooth to shine at me? Because of why nah? Why? Malaria? Food? See this liar ohhhh! She nor know say I be walking Lying detecting machine. All these were on my mind, “I refused to be bribed like this”, I said to myself. So I told her where the food was, still trying to cover my hellrection. She said “Naurrie Boy”, turned around and left, with another smile!!. Blood Of Goat!!!!!, another smile? I frowned my face like shittt and popped the million dolar question “ESTHER, WHERE IS BROS ABU?” With some balloteli’s 2012Euro Cup Stand.. She paused, puzzled and shocked.. Looked at me with one hell of “WTF” on her face. At this moment, I was feeling like the Puppet Master (Can’t remember where I knew that f.a.g sha). I had Esther right at my palms, I finally had her like Asamoah had his Dad’s drivers. I was so elated that lagbaja got jealous and deflated like a baloon. (Scientists better look for explanations to there mysteries surrounding the man tools.) “What kind of a question is that? Which Abu are you talking about? And how dare you call my name in such a tone? Have you gone nuts or you think you are talking to your sister huh?” These were JAMB questions I got, and to make the matter worst, she asked these questions in a very low tone, thats so not like Esther. So I thought to myself that she didn’t want someone to hear us, definitely making her guilty. So I said “YOU THINK I DIDN’T SEE YOU TWO?”.. This point, she was furious but she didn’t have the energy to slap me as she used to do, so I thought this was all from the bleep she got, she was exhausted. (Yeah! I wrote bleep sha ). But a Jack Sparrow Voice came to me like an angel and said “Hey silly, she is 22, Abu is 30 but single, you think you can blackmail her?”.. This was when I realised I have allowed vengeance take over me, so I apologised, told her I was just trying to play with her because she looked weak and sick. This was when a clue entered! She had malaria, she was in her nighties at 2pm, I didn’t see her this morning. But damn, how come her hair was scattered? “I don’t have your time now, don’t ever pull a psychological joke on me ever in your life, you get it init?”.. YES! MAH!!!!, I exclaimed as I answered her like I was a cadet and she my commandant. I left the kitchen entrance embarrassed as I went straight up to wear a Kaftan (long sleeved shirt), immediately I wore it, I headed straight to the store room and banged the door oppened.. Ladies and gentlemen, the previous Record of The Shock of the Year was once again broken on the same day.. I had a new Shock of the year!!!! WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 > > > Click Here To READ (Part 4)

“Friends hurts the most, be careful of the friends you keep”.. Funny how I remembered the words of my teacher advising me to stay away from the kind of friends I associates with while I stood there, looking at Bros Abu and the woman, I guess she was the one I called my Uncle’s Wife few hours ago but at this moment, she was just a woman. “Ummm.. Ummmm.. Danladi, what are you doing here?” She asked in the most vulnerable voice ever, as she stood up from the Old sets of mattress that were in the store,sweating profusely like some stainless steel with ice block inside! while Oga Abu was busy wearing his trousers. Damn! He was also wearing perry colev? and I didn’t remember seeing him remove the condoms. Like he used it anyways. “Joyce weds Daniel”, as I saw it on their wedding calendar the previous day, Joyce was from a wealthy home, a graduate of Law in A.B.U Zaria in her mid 20′s. Didn’t really pay attention to her physical appearances as she was my uncle’s wife. But she was a beauty to behold, especially now that I got to see those b.o.obs she has refused to let sagged. Unfortunately it was all physical beauty, because I just saw the ugliest woman ever! What went wrong? Could it be that my uncle with his pot belly (which explains the XL shirts he keeps giving me ) couldn’t satisfy his wife in bed? Or is it because he is hardly at home? Why? They are just 2years old, no child yet, is that uncle of mine impotent? Abi this Abu of a man use jazz? “My Guy!, its not what you think”.. Abu interrupted my thinkology(pardon! ). I looked at him, I felt a rage inside of me and wanted to break his head, but thank the gods, they over took my actions, I just looked at him and left the store room. (Oga Abu grab oh! Make he no use style beat me for that room because na danger zone I enter.) The phone rang, it was asamoah, I picked it and he started saying words I don’t understand. All I understood was “I don find girl for you”. I have been thinking for almost 2hours in my room, as to why Joyce will cheat on my uncle that worships her. But I thought to myself that enough was enough, so I brought my phone, opened my opera mini, opened my Saved Pages, I was a fan of Lisa Ann and Kapri Styles, so I had pictures of her on web pages saved in my browser. This was an attempt to stop thinking of my uncle’s wife Unclothedness abomination. Or so I thought . “Grrrrhhhhhhhh! Grrrrhhhhhhhh!! Grrrrhhhhhhhh!!!” The bell by the gate rang, while your boy was busy looking for soap to put lagbaja to sleep (Same soap I left outside oh!). At this moment, the thoughts of Joyce came again!. “Why did this Uncle of mine listen to his wife in not having a gateman? How am I supposed to go out there like this to open the gate?”. Wssssh! Back to my kaftan, with some hard-on lost, I went to open the gate, taking note that the Honda EOD was missing, meaning Joyce wasn’t around, Faith and Abigail came in. Abigail didn’t greet me, but faith did. Faith was a chubby girl, more like the younger Toolz in person. An engineering student in Landmark University and with an inquisitive brain. She greeted me and I asked how her outing was, she didn’t answer but asked why my eyes were dull, told her I just woke up. I closed the gate and walked behind them, I don’t know why my eyes went straight to faith’s A$, but whatever it was, “Blood of Goat” was all my brain could interpret to my eyes, I tried comparing it with that of Lisa Ann’s but I was more interested in knowing the kind of panties she wore. So I abandoned the comparison and tried tracing the panty lines, at this moment, I wasn’t conscious of the environment. All I was following was an A$ and the rhyme that came to mind was “17, 18, 19, Dohgohroh… I saw legs climb a small stair, this was when I realised we were at the entrance to the house, and like someone snapped out of being hypnotised, I ironed my movements, put both hands in my kaftan shirt to position myself. Ohhh! I went to the backyard to pick up my soap because this new era of temptation was getting much. Got to my room, straight to the bathroom and I masturbathed with Joyce’s Unclothedness, Faith’s A$ and Esther’s Smile in mind, I was so sure I was gonna cum twice but phuck this silly brain, it always decieves me. Just once and I have lost the hormones? Upon all the build up? Hope say I nor resemble my uncle oh? WATCH OUT FOR PART 5

‘When will I get to phuck, bang, bleep, straf a real pussay? When will my hands retire from easing my intimate urges? Why am I even afraid of sex? Which way nah?” I was asking myself in my post-masterbating trauma while I used my towel to clean myself, Ofcourse I took my bath. In contrast, I was not sexually active, I was more like a kid that lies to himself “No Sex, it destroys lives”. But as a Lone wolf, I stay home fantasising about sex, how a pussay will feel in my umm.. Maybe a huge lagbaja. Lagbaja was a name my ex gave to my Joystick (Long story I tell you, but she gave it that name because I always wore Two underwears: Perry Coles n Swimming pants. And she never got to see it, she only felt it via feelings) Dressed, headed to the kitchen to find some food. On entering the kitchen, I saw Joyce(The Woman) cooking noodles and when she saw me, I felt an electric shock ran through her. “Good evening aunty” was all I said. “Evening danladi.. You want some noodles?” She asked. Ahahahaha! What? She asked if I wanted noodles? She phucking asked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “No ma” I said with a straight face as I went to take bread from the fridge, looking outside the compound, the Honda EOD was still not around, so I headed straight to d sitting room with “So Bros Abu drive that car wey I wash commot? He dey craze? On my mind. But she called me and said: “Danladi we need to talk”. I have seen this before, right? Yeah!! In the movies. As much as I like Hollywood fictional movies, I am of the highest opinion that Nollywood (Wtf! Hollywood is in Blackberry dictionary and Nollywood aint here? ) is the best when it comes to moral lessons. I stood, looked back at her, straight in her eyes and said: “I don’t what to hear anything, we don’t have anything!”. I felt like the Boss. Dem no born my uncle well make he raise voice for him wife like I did just now. I was in this bossy euphoria when I heard footsteps coming down the stairs. “Mahmah, (a name they call themselves, ajeboptas tho) do you have any panadol left?” Esther asked Joyce. Joyce was kind of shaky but she managed to asked “You still having the headache?”.. That was the last I heard when I took my Bread and Barma to the sitting room as fantasies of me blackmailing this rich Lawyer dreaded me . “What if I tell her I wanted a round? Or perhaps, I ask for money? Chai! Danladi you don hammer!, you be Wassup nigga”.. Drake’s The Motto was playing on MTVB, so I kept on repeating “Real Nigga wassup “, I never really knew what drake was saying tho. “Danladi! Why do you always insert a bread inside barma? I told you 3days ago that this is not how its done, village boy swags”, Faith said with a smile. Faith was a follower on twitter as I followed her also(She had about 4k followes tho), we chat once in a while on DMs but I was always shy to speak to her facially because she had this british accent and I, myself, a confirm benin accent accompanied by stammering. “Un.. n..n..serious Girl of a..of a thing”.. I smiled and said. She was somehow friendly, and I wasn’t comfortable, so I asked if she cared for some bread which she turned down. Sorry I have to put this in a convo, no vex. Faith: So, Lazii Druid’s Party at micheal’s house? Me: Looked up, how did… (Shocked face and she interrupted) Faith: Saw it on your mentions, and kida kudz even retweeted the original tweet by the host. Me: Oh! Cool, you wanna go? Faith: Yup, I retweeted it as a favour, and asamoah said he would give me a blind date. Cool right? Me: Yeah! (Pretty much in my angry mood) Faith: What time is it though? Me: Its 8pm till you pass out, but non residents of VGC will have to be there before 7:30pm. Faith: 5pm already, I guess I better get ready.. *I swear I thought she was joking* WATCH OUT FOR PART 6

Hahahahah. This story sha. Kudoz Can relate to this...

Lol.... Its realy hell-rection for you because you had nowhere to pour your white urine to.! All House must taste from your rod.. Replace your Uncle and Abu's place for Joyce.. No mind Abigail, when you show her what made your ex name your rod Lagbaja.. She won't dare you anymore.. Next

Wow!!!...@favourite infact am short of words,menh so much luv dis story,cant wait 4 d continuation!

“Piiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”, the Inverter at home sounded, UP NEPA I said as I ran to get a Polo Ralph’s shirt (Still dashing oh) and some camouflage chinos to iron, it was 7pm and from the look of things, everyone was getting ready to go out. While I was pressing, esther gave me a straight skirt to iron for her, with a cute smile, I collected asap, ironed it twice and headed to her room. Getting to her room, I heard the shower running, I thought of hiding in the wardrobe to watch a new movie , but looking on the bed, I saw a thong and a brassiere. Chai! “This bra too small for this girl nah” was all I thought, as I was once again sexually excited. In this moment, I heard the shower reducing, Jack Sparrow whispered into my ear ” Cut!!!!!. Just like the speed of light, I ran outside with the skirt in my hands, and Jack Sparrow whispered Re-run, Action!!. Like some innocent nigga, I burst into the room with the the skirt (like everyone at home knew I don’t knock ), and behold! There she was, picking up her towel in speed to cover herself, but damn my eyes were faster than her speed, and the towel was phucking too short!!!!!!!!! “How many times have I told you to knock before entering? Ehhhh?” She asked with her weak sick-ish voice, still trying to balance the position of the towel. “Skk.. Sk.. Skirt”, was all I said. Funny how I only stammer when I stand in front of cute creations. She collected the skirt and gave me a killer red eye that had “Get The Phuck Out Of Here, but I Like your style” written all over it. Mind you, I felt this girl was a big girl, not my class, so I wasn’t interested in flirting with her, all I wanted to see was her unclothedness, someone said I was a pervet few days ago tho. Heading back to the room to wear my clothes, thoughts of Esther’s unclothedness engulfed me. She had some “C” cupped b.o.obs (Trust me, iont know what C-Cup means but this was my mind at work ), which I was fortunate enough to see because of the towel. Laying on my bed, I started creating an imagination of how she was gonna shave her pubis. Na “V” shape, “I” shape or “?” shape? Abi she go just leave am like chinese Indecency stars?. At this point, I was super Hot, but I couldn’t self-service. Why? Because some OP on nairaland said self-servicing twice a day is unhealthy. (Make I nor catch that guy ohhhhhh ) “Oboy! Where the babe nah?”, I asked Asamoah codedly with my hands as the woofer of the Honda Element was raving some vibrations on my body. “Charlie cool down”, he answered with a mocked sincerity. We were on our way to the party,Joyce, Esther and Abigail were preparing to go for a show at Eko Hotel and Suites when we left in Asamoah’s car. Joyce was still not herself, always trying to eavesdrop on me monitoring my movements as she was curious of what I think of her now. I just had this feeling that she knew I wouldn’t tell my jew of a uncle. But for the first time in history, I felt staying out the house till 3am wouldn’t attract punishments. *power of blackmail * Asamoah drove into Ikota Shopping complex to get some booze for the party, leaving me and faith (who was busy tweeting and laughing her a$ out) in the car. I looked at her via the rear mirror as the phone backlight shone on her face. Damn she was beautiful, adorned in a black dress, just a little space between her neck and her packaged b.o.o.bs. “Nice bosoms” I mentioned her on twitter via writelonger, she laughed looking at me. My head was spinning!!!!!!! “Ode! Shy shy baby :p” was all I got as the reply via twitter. (Omo, she no vex ohhhh! ) I looked back and told her I was not a baby, she laughed and dared me to look her in the eyes and tell her what I tweeted in a honest way, since I was naughty on twitter and shy in reality. Was about gathering courage to say this when Asamoah opened the boot, kept something in it and off we went to the party. Like seriously? Why nowwww? (Rihana stole this words 1year later to sing a song sha) “I owe you a compliment “, I DMed her. WATCH OUT FOR PART 7

Got to the party at exactly 7:50pm, got down with my borrowd Chuck Taylors (Original Ones oh!). But Faith remained inside. “Guy! Where the greenspring babe?” I asked Asamoah again. *Pardon the convo please? why I dey beg una self? * Asamoah: You be Banku pah, you want greenspring girls when you have some caged Hot beenshes right in your house? Me: (startled) I nor understand you oh A$AP. Asamoah: Charly, those two girls in private universities that leaves in the same house with you na hungry lions! Me: (laughing) Guy forget, dem too dey form jare. Asamoah: See you, you dey fall my hand! Anyhow, Faith is your date, I promised I was gonna peg you with her if she tweets about the party At this moment, I wasn’t sure of the feelings I was showcasing. Was I shocked? Happy? Sad? Or Just indifferent?.. Like she retweeted to be pegged with me? That hot girl? Why? I no reach her class nah! Person wey Lynxx, Wizkid and Dbanj dey follow for twitter? Chai! Self Esteem ran from 20% to 120%. “Guy nor use me play oh! Nor just try am”. I said with a smiley face. Praying hard that he doesn’t say he was joking. He punched me on my chest teasing me with words I didn’t even hear. “Asap wia d booze na? Dispensers are ready”, michael shouted standing at the gate of the house. Asamoah went to the boot to take the drinks he got and took them inside saying “Ladi, remember, One Boy, One Girl, go and win your ticket manl. I tried tweeting at her but damn! Network was bad. I went to open the car and there she was, sitting and tweeting. “Ok, those are the best laps I have seen so far since ummm.. Today? ” I shouted with the little morale I got from Asamoah as she looked at me with a smile and said “That is one”.. *Convo Faith: I know, that was why I wore it. Me: (motivated) Ok! I will say it. I guess she was crushing on the ever Blunt twitter character I possessed. So I tried being blunt in a funny way. She placed her palm by her ear(sign that she is listening) and said “Oya!”. *Convo Me: Ok, you knew I was gonna be your date and you wore this brea.st packaging dress? Knowing fully well I might loose my senses of sense? (I said with a “YOLO” face). Faith: Like you lost it in my A$$ this evening right? Me: (shocked and laughing) Damn! You a sense finder? Faith: Nope! The mirror by the window detected a lost sense I guess. Me: That’s sad, because I am yet to retrieve that sense. (The humour exchanges were getting boring, so I opted out before it died). Me: So, is my ticket to my first official big budget party ready to be checked? Seems I got a VVVIP ticket. Faith: Sure, but tickets can’t walk you know? Me: Ayaaaay! This aint what I am thinking right? Make I carry you? Faith: (laughing) No Dummy, take me to the ticket counter. “In Just 20mins, I don turn my real twitter self? And this girl is crushing on me? Chai! I must phuck(dis-virgin) before 2012 finish!!! I must show Aunty Joyce!!, Esther must pay for making me tag myself a Houseboy. Oga Abu must be paying me monthly salary”. These were thoughts I had as I walked through the hefty HFP officials paid to be bouncers for the night. Thanks to Asamoah and this Faith, my self esteem is high. And am balling with rich kids. Won’t be surprised if Jimoh Ibrahim, or Inegbeniki’s kids attended the party self. 9pm. Party was jamming, girls were everywhere and booze were pouring out of the water dispenser like it was ummm.. Water I guess . Faith saw one or two of her school mates there and was discussing with them, and I was chilling with Tobby, the supposed DJ right inside the mini bar in the sitting room. We were in the same Technical crew in church, so standing beside him wasn’t new to both of us. “You dey bassz n Gasz?” Tobby shouted in my ears. I looked at him and shouted back into his ear: “No! What of you?” (Bassz=Drinking, Gasz=Smoking). He laughed and said “EL- O- EL (LOL)”. I wasn’t focused on what he was saying anyway, all I wanted to know was the exact location of my Ticket. Not like I saw anyone smoking on the dance floor. I was letting my eyes wander about looking for faith when I saw a very drunk Yvonne in a skimpy short gown that made me forget faith for an instant. “Hi Danladi”, she said as she punched me on my chest. A strong alcoholic odour swayed in from her mouth as Tobby laughed and said “That’s what am talking about baby”. Yvonne was Asamoah’s junior sister. More like a half sister (she was gonna be 17 by January) as Asamoah was his mom’s last born. Yvonne was born out of wedlock but her mom was known as the second wife. Like Asamoah, she just finished her whatever exam they said they write in Greensprings (I hear say dem no dey write waec) and she was to travel to london for the continuation of her studies. Oh! She made me conclude Asamoah’s Sisters were endowed at the “BackYANSH”. “Oh common! Don’t wait on the lady inviting you to the dancefloor naurrie boy, she might not ask you know?” Yvonne whispered in my ears with one hell of a seductive voice.

Omo! Na so Lagbaja begin dey sing oh!! Come dey vex say he wan commot for mask. “That altered my ego you know? Oya lead the way”. I said in a much manner I believed to be a “drunk” me as I winked at Tobby. She held my hand at the back, just above her A$$ as she led me through the dance floor. Something came over me that made me grabbed her super huge A$$ and the only thing I expected was a slap on my face. Didn’t really care of what might happened though, all I thought was “That’s a super soft A$$!!!!!!!”. WATCH OUT FOR PART 8

“Girls love rough boys” as I remembered what someone I didn’t care to ask her name said few days ago. I didn’t believe her oh! But at this moment, she had better be right oh!!!!!! She(Yvonne) turned around as she felt me grab her butt while walking, laughing in a “Boy, You bad” manner. She placed my hands on her A$$ (official invitation), rounded her arms around my neck and whispered “Ask! I am your santa clause baby” with some heavy breathing bathed with alcohol. She was a bit shorter than me, so as she pressed against me, I could feel my lagbaja pressed against her stomach. Just as it was in the novels, I was lost in the moment. The Loudspeakers weren’t as loud as my heartbeat, and the vibrations I felt from the woofers weren’t as strong as Yvonne’s heartbeat. The Dancefloor seemed empty as I didn’t notice anyone around. “Kiss Me Baby” was all I heard. Anyone watched merlin? Do you remember when the druids speaks with Emrys through their minds? Its like whispers right? Woo! If you never watch am, go buy am. I planted a soft kiss on her upper lips (Oh! She had a Christian Millian’s kinda lips in “LOVE DON’T COST A THING” movie. I think . ) as she raised her head up, then I felt a warmth breath like that of relief. This made me hor..nier as I went hardcore kissing on her focusing on her neck, ear lobes and her lower lips while her hands ran through my back (like I noticed ). I was on a neck routine when I whispered “Santa gives gifts where nobody sees him you know?” (Omo! All the novels I have been reading is working!!!!, readers na real leaders I xuuuuuuuuweaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!) “Yeah Babe, why don’t we head to the northpole so you choose a gift you never asked for?” She asked with the same “Druid to Emrys” kind of whispers right into my ear drum as she bit my big but cute ears. . (Ok, my ears aren’t cute, but I like them like that ) She stopped kissing me and said “Ride with santa”. At this moment, my hard-on was so strong that I couldn’t walk in the cramped crowd, so I had to hold on to her waist this time as I buried my lagbaja in her A$$. This thought made me crazey! Like “This one pass Lisa Ann ohhhhhhhhh!”. I followed (Rode) with her as she led me to a room that was somewhere I didn’t even know, because all I was thinking was “TODAY NA TODAY!!!” We hardly locked the door to the room when she jumped on me(Thank God I had stamina) with her waist same level as mine and her short legs surrounding me. Kissing me like no girl has ever done, I placed my hands on her A$$ to support the new position as I kept on kissing her lower lips, I felt jealousy between the lower and the upper, so I diverted my attention to the upper, even kissed her eyes . I remember feeling her feets press against my kneels, prompting me to loose stamina as I headed down to the rug with my kneels. At this point, she was on the rug as I was on top of her kissing her like my life depended on it. She didn’t really have huge bosoms, when I think of her, Kapri Styles comes to mind (Heard that beensh did some b.o.o.bs job tho). *Team “b” shape!!!!!!*. At this moment, I needed a new move so as not to be like a learner so I headed straight to the bottons. She stopped me and said “You have to ask Santa for it baby”. “Jeez! Drop the santa already!!!, am sure that poor man’s manly fatty b.o.o.bs will be bigger than yours” I said in my mind. “I want my Kum all over your fat A$$ santa” I said in a mean tone. But Oboy, the thing make her blush oh!, this woman wey talk this thing deserves an award! See rough mode activated.. Chai! I must find that woman!!!!!!!!!! “You have been a naughty boy, be a good boy and make me kum baby”..(Remember we were talking like Emrys and The Druids oh!.). KUM?? This small girl? She don gbo like this? How? Novice like me? Only thing wey I don do girl na Finger oh! I don fall my hands today. I no go give up, I must do my best, never say never ladi!!!!… These were things I was thinking, now kissing her and caressing her small b.o.o.bs which popped out from the gown she was wearing. She was letting out a moan I found sexy and at some moment, I lost consciousness again as I made it my number one goal to satisfy this spoilt pikin of a Girl. My pants(chinos) which were already sagged, now at my knees ( automated pulling trouser APT) and as usual, I was wearing some tight briefs and a PerryCole boxers. But upon that, lagbaja find he way come out for the sides. Y’all know what am talking about nah.

“What next?” I asked the devil in me.. Still in my environmental unconsciousness, I thought to myself its time I explore her body aside the lips which must be deadly red by now. There was no light in the room but for light rays coming from the outside guard light, I raised my head to look at her as I placed my hands on her b.o.o.bs. Chai! She had the biggest nipp..les I have ever seen since I have started touching. (LOL! She was the 2nd girl I touched sha *covers face*). Her eyes closed and mouth open, letting out some rhythmic moans that sounded better than FUN’s SOME NIGHTS song(Which was my favourite song I could think of that moment. Her gown was already up above her hips, she was wearing a black floral thong. Chai! I wanted to turn that a$$ over to see it in a thong. An ideal just came on “suck on her nipp..les and press your lagbaja against her cun..t” and this was contrary to what I wanted. She took off the gown and the tube(which explains why the b.o.obs escaped like Michael Scofield.) And I started using my lips on her neck, down to her centrefold(cleava.ges), I didn’t pay attention to the bosoms as I travelled down the navel, sucked on it and went to the hips side(where the ovary is) to tease them with my mouth, this increased the sound of the moans and I knew I was doing a good Job . I come dey feel like James Bond! WATCH OUT FOR PART 9

“Chai! She must not notice, na Bleep up e go be, I must do something to hide this abominable abomination, abi this tin go stand up again so?” This were words I was saying. I nor know wetin send me make I dey grind my lagbaja on her cun…t through the thong, but whatever it was, she enjoyed it but the tin be say, 4mins in the act and I already ejanlaculated. She didn’t seem to notice but I tell you, it was the sweetest horgasm ever!!! Spasm wan kill me. How did she not know? (Question for the gods). At this moment, I lost some intimate urges but the desire to satisfy this girl was still there but I regained my consciousness. Azonto was the song being played on the dancefloor. I looked at her and thought “If dis girl no dis virgin me today, I go kill myself”. I reached for the panties, slid a finger directly in her cun..t. “Arrrrrgh” was all I heard because I was now hearing the music. Kissing and manipulation (good experience I teyuu), One finger in, two in, three in and I felt like a mechanic that was playing with engine oil. Using my thumb to massage her femalecore(like I knew where it was, na guess work), I noticed she was cleaned shaven. I perceived some scents which were new to environment, aside her perfume and my saliva and hers mixing (Must saliva smell? Shuuueeewwwww) Seems she got bored of me kissing her, sucking on her bosoms as she pushed me up(we were still on the rug remember?), she stood up and lay on the bed, place wey light rays no reach oh!!!! but I saw her pull her panties. As for me, lagbaja never ready come out. 1. Because its shy, 2.Because its flaccid as phuck. I followed her into the dark as she climbed on top of me, removing my shirt as she kissed me passionately and almost chopped off my neck. Damn it was ticklish, how girls take dey enjoy neck kissing self? For some moment I thought she was a vampire!!!! (Hollywood and their film tricks sha). She whispered “Santa won’t give you nothing until you go down on her” “Chai! So teenagers dey wey spoil like this? And I dey beg all those my classmates for ordinary kiss? Omo! God punish those girls. I never even toast this girl and she don give me tinx wey I never get before? I am in Jahhhhh! (Murphy Jemba of Brillia FM )”.. This were my thoughts. Life is good oh my people!!!!!!!! I laughed at my silly thoughts, turned her over and started planting kisses on her lips, down to the navel, I got to the pubis, kissed there, travelled all up to her lips again. (No be say e dey my mind to go up again oh! But I been fear to go down on this girl) “Chai! Was that a smell of pee? Her thighs smells like urine? Omo! Na me go lick that thing? I don die!”. These I was thinking as I took my second journey to her thighs, teased it a little and was already gaining my attention back. I felt some hands placed on my head as it directed me straight to her cun…t. ( I know sabi something but I go form master for am dey kill ohhhh my people, abeg! . Na so I form King Julian swags obey her hands, with a “clockwise/anticlockwise/to-and-fro’ movement of the tongue on my mind. (Novels and sex stories at work oh ) Na so I start to the suck pussay oh! Omo! As I put my mouth for there, I no hear any smell again!!! Na so?? Na magic oh! , this must be a wonderland!. Hey! Its taste is something else sha!!!, as a wassup former, I no swallow anything oh! But all I know was I was feeling some salty acidic fluid in my taste buds. (Who send? As far as say I no hear the pee smell again ) I reason ideas from lil’wayne’s songs, I finger…..ed her while I sucked on her cun..t (don’t ask the song). Few mins in and she was moving her waist, grinding. Na so I hear “F…UC ….K ME HARD”. Ahahahaha! Cool down!, na the song wey dey play for speakers be that. no be Yvonne talk am. Tobby ur head dey dia!!!!!(I exclaimed in my mind). It amazed me how I forgot about my greatest fantasy (Big A$). Na so e dey be? So if I dey Unclad with babe, I no go like yansh and b.o.obs again? (Question for the gods) “Arrrrrgh! Yeeaaaaaah!!” Were what I heard as I was enjoying D’prince’s Take Banana song. I quickly got back to her as I heared more rhythmic moans, I must have been sucking on this for like 5mins. Spasm all over, she was shaking like a girl with convulsion as she came all over my mouth. , “Danladi you just made a girl KUM? Baba ohhhhhhhhhh!”. Na So lagbaja wake up from slumber. Shock of life!!!!!!.. This thing don stand? He stood? He is standing? Chai! See as maturalation nearly make me think say I be okobo.(Whatever dat meant in yoruba sha) After like 20seconds(I guess ) of spasm, she finally let out a “Damn you are a good sucker!!!!!! Comment. WATCH OUT FOR PART 10

I was still lost in the euphoria of her comments, with her waist still wriggling like worms in the midst of salt. I looked at her face, just like a warrior that have conquered his enemies (her cun…t) taking a journey home (her lips) with the head of his enemies (her Kum), I wanted her to taste her own Kum walahi! Nor be she get am? *But she dare not try it if she gives me a head ohhhh!!!!* But what happened the next few seconds was scary af!!.. I never see am for novels before oh, neither have I seen it in any of the sex stories I have read, all I could think was “Devil, You be liar!!!” Yvonne passed out (or so I thought). “Na Joke be this? Abi na prank? Abi na pre-joke?” I thought in my mind as she didn’t return my kisses. First thing that came to my mind was “She Dead? ” With the speed of bolt, I quickly tapped her, hoping she will wake up asap. Random thoughts came in but all I remembered was “Should I pray to God?”.. “Thunder faya you!No make God vex oh” Was all I got in response as I answered myself. “Yvonne! Yvonne!!” (Trust me, this one no be Druid-Emrys convos, dis one na like Merlin commanding the dragon ).. I said as I tapped her and waiting for respond. “Chai! Na so man dey die so? Just my tongue? This one pass power of tongue nah” I thought, as the ever corrosive lagbaja went back into its mask and my heart beat on high. She moved her head. Yes!!!! She effing moved her head!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Didnt know who to thank, God? Devil? Or Amadioha?* “You almost gave me an heart attack you know?”, I said with a relief. Turns out she was tired from the horgasm as I could still feel her legs shake. (Like how did I even forget she was still shaking few seconds ago?.) Mtchewwwww for myself. *Convo Me: Don’t worry, rest, will lock the door to make sure nobody comes in here” (with my heart in my mouth still). Yvonne: Baby don’t go!! Me: Asamoah is calling my phone already, seems he is looking for me. (Liar of life) Yvonne: aiite baby. See ya. (In a sleepy tone fah) “Was it the alcohol or the horgasm? Or both? Abi na my style just give this babe K.O?” Question for the gods I think. *this I asked myself as I was covering her in the blanket. She managed to wear her gown tho, and to my surprise, oga lagbaja didn’t stand as I saw her bare A$ and Unclothedness, till tomorrow, I nor know wetin happen. (Oh! And I switched on the bulb that was in the room ). “Oboy, na so this girl just fall my lagbaja abi? She no even try at all! All I got was a miscalculated ejanlaculation for a job weldone? Chai!, abi na like this dem dey do if they go on spasm? E for be sweet story to tell say na GH girl disvirgin me oh!”.. I was lost in thoughts when I felt a sharp pain by my lower abdomen. (I believe I am not the first boy that have experienced this sha), it was just too much but I ironed my steps as I turned the pains into swagger as I watched Yvonne lock the door to the room which I later discovered was a guest room. And to even think I tried acting like “Its nothing” by playing romeo, covering her in a blanket wasn’t enough, she stood up again ? Chai!! “Oboy I dey feel you!!!!!” I shouted into tobby’s ear as I got when I got back to the DJ’s stand. “Babah, were you been? One busty girl been looking for you mehn!” Tobby said. That was faith. Guessed right?, I asked him the way she went and he pointed towards the back door. I checked the time and it was 9:45pm. ( Omo! Time dey slow if enjoyment dey oh!! We all know shey?) Stepping out the back door, I saw my Asamoah at the pool stand, sitting with one girl I could swear was in her mid 20s(Joyce/Esther’s age), both of them holding an ignited jumbo sized weed . As shocked as I was to see my buddy smoke weed, I acted like a wassup niggar and hid the shock. Sitting closed to him was michael, with another big girl in her mid 20s, but michael’s merchandise didn’t looked like weed. It was brown, concluded it was cuban cigarettes anyway. “How far? You want a beensh to ride?”. Micheal asked in a funny way. “Mike chill! Dis guy na pikin he be. He carry babe come, e dey fear to touch am” Asamoah responded in a mocking manner. “Bobo how far? When be the action?! Sheewwww”.. The girl sitting closed to Asamoah asked michael, with her mouth chewing gum. Na for here I conclude say those two girls na Ashewo!!!!!. Oh! They weren’t two, they were Six in numbers, all in bikinis. 2 in the pool, 2 sitting. With my 2 friends and 2 standing with some guys I didn’t care to know. (I guess this is the special pool service asamoah was talking about ) WATCH OUT FOR PART 11

My mouth/hand has been seal-hole-tape(hope I got that right) for the mean time! Don't just know what to say/type yet! Next

Mehn @favourite u'r mouthed abeg!!thumbs up

Lolz, d spirit of konjo

“So all this kids smokes? God! And their papas and mamas na deacons and deaconesses in church oh. Omo! Me I still be learner be that nah.. See comfirm ashewo sha, maybe na dem go disviirgin me at last nah, if only asamoah knows I just made his sister Kum.. Chai!!!!!!!” I was so lost in thoughts when I saw my VVVIP ticket talking to one guy and she was holding a smirnoff ice can. From the look of things, the guy was a hell of ajebo. Probably a half cast, before before, if I see boy wey fine pass me dey talk to babe, I dey shame to enter the convo but today!, chai! Today!!, I no go fear. (High moral plus a little drunk.. Nothing like it! ) “Hey ticket, heard you been looking for me”. I said with a bossy voice. “Dummy, where have you been?” She asked. “Looking for my lost senses, seems I have found the bush they entered” I said in a naughty manner. We were still in our humour exchanges when the dude standing with her coughed (Trust me, I know that feeling ). We exchanged pleasantries as I asked my ticket(Faith) to the dance floor. She told me she couldn’t dance at first but hey! Who cares? As far as I am at her back shaking and moving in trying to resurrect my dead lagbaja. 2face Idibia;s Chemical Reaction was on disc when faith and I got to the dance floor. At this moment, the girls were tired, some where hanging out at the pool with their guys, some sitting on the chairs arranged in the sitting room and ofcousrse, I could see humans in shadey corners. Ok, why do ladies always lie that they can’t dance? Lie about you being a virgin, I will personally sponsor the lie, even lie to you after sex that you were indeed a virgin.. But about dance? I no like am ohhh!!!!! Come and see this girl rock me on the dance floor sotey I beg DJ to stop!.. She was shy at first, perhaps it was the Song that wasn’t good. But immediately “Aboki, Shine my shoe” song came up, come see grinding. (Ajebo sef sabi dis song? Chai!) Due to the scantiness of the dancefloor, I couldn’t touch her anyhow (Gentleman) but looking at those b.0-0.bs vibrate, I fit die” ” on top her matter ohh!!! *e b like say wizkid later experience this kind tin fah * I think the boys pitied me because 2 of them gave me a helping hand by surrounding faith who was now getting tired. I was angry at first as I wanted to hold my territory, but I dey tellz you, He works in mysterious ways!!!!!. (You know who HE is nah! Make I no commit blasphemy sha ) “Baby, can we go to a quiet place? Not comfortable with guys touching you anyhow”. I said in whispers. (Ok, to be honest, I still lacked self esteem when it came to faith but what I just said was the truth, I was jealous of boys touching her anyhow) “You think?” She answered with a smile that had “What took you so long before you asked” written all over it. She led the way as I once again, held her waist to hide my hard-on. Ahahahahahah! How did I forget to tell y’all that Mr Lagbaja finally woke up?. The Depressed cow stood up nah , e be like say him takek words of encouragement from my tongue. Like “If I could make Yvonne faint(wash) in less than 5mins for my first time, you can make Faith beg for more. C’mon lagbaja, grab the courage and get out of your mask to show your fans who you really are, you can do it man!!!!!”. (Abeg incase you miss road, that was the tongue talking to lagbaja in my mind ) Lol! I know!!!!! the tongue is crazy right? , well, you won’t blame it nah, e nor easy to enter place wey pee, blood and other jedi jedi tinx dey commot from and come out alive nah. . WATCH OUT FOR PART 12

“Abeg smirnoff Ice no dey shark human being jare!!”. That was what I would have told anyone that told me smirnoff ice sharks (intoxicates). But Omo, the only thing I could blame the sudden vulnerability of faith on right now is Smirnoff Ice oh!. Firstly, I put lagbaja for her back, she just smile (or so I thought). Secondly, she stopped being sarcastically naughty, she was just this soft girl with a body language I was yet to unlock. Thirdly, I didn’t believe she could be this soft on me. (Don’t even blame self esteem!, una remember say I be like houseboy for my uncle house ney?). Standing by the sharp corner closed to the packed dining table after talking for about 10mins and became bored, she asked “So, what’s on your jealous mind sire” As she rested on my huge chest with her head(Her b.o.obs were so big! Or “Packaged” to the extent that her stomach was centimeteres away from my own. Body no gree join becos of B…..ooooo…bbbbyyyy? ). Ok, at this point, I had to be blunt or I loose whatever I thought I would loose. “Waking up tomorrow and being your errand boy once again, or perhaps meet a sober girl early in the morning with the “HI-DEE-GEE-HAY-EFF (IDGAF)” all over her eyes when all I see right now is “Kiss Me Already” in the eyes”.. Damn that looked like me quoting a bilble verse (if ah hear say I fit quote bible verse wey long like that!!! ). But whatever that was, I had a feeling I killed it!!!!. *feeling like willian shakespare .. That man made teachers label me a dummy, dats why I always spell his name wrong I guess . Or maybe I just don’t know it (no forming) .* Meanwhile, it was almost 11:30pm (no be say I check time oh! The time na fiction , but I get proofs sha) and I could smell(HEAR) my own mouth odour (alcohol normal daily things nah.. Ok, make we add Yvonne’s Kum to it, heard it contains millions of bacteria ) but I felt comforted when I now perceived Faith’s Mouth Scent (I dey craze wey I go call am odour? Shift!) As she was talking. “Maybe her own SCENT worst pass ma own self” so I thought . “How about we focus on right now and leave the morning for ummm.. Tomorrow (Bitting her lips.. Like how did I know what she was doing this while whispering in my ear? ). “Blood of Goat!! Tell her to repeat herself!!!!!!!!” Lagbaja sent a neurone to the CNS. Omo, morale don high oh but I never still understand that statement, or my brain just wanted another interpretation, or I am just dumb . “What?!!” I asked… “KISS ME”.. She said. (She wasn’t a master like Yvonne I guess, so no Druid-Merlin ). It was Happening again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Standing just opposite me, she looked so beautiful, sexy and vulnerable. “Ineffable’ would have been the word I used had it been that I knew the word then (Thanks to Jamb sha, I don know am ) but all I can tell you right now was, I was, as in……. I was lost(seems pidgin will give you more insight).. I nor come know where I dey again!!!! Like if you were looking for DANLADI, the only place you would find him was in faith’s eyes. He was lost, confused and excited at the same time….. In those eyes I saw myself melt!!!!! (2face’s Love is a crime comes to mind “Anytime that I look into ur eyes I see fire in there!!!” With my hands placed on her hips and her hands in my back pockets (If to say nor be ajebo, I for remove her hands oh! Dat one na rough play nah ), I just leaned over with my eyes closed hoping that what I see in movies will just happen . I Planted, or was she the one that planted it self? *confused* Woo.. I sha kissed this girl for the first time, all eyes closed (only if I could close my eyes like that when I pray, HE for don bless me) and I felt some sparks in my brain!!. I wanted this to be romantic so I think the kiss lasted for like 10seconds(Yeah! That small ). But till tomorrow, I never get that kind explosion for my head just for ordinary kiss. After the kiss that I didn’t wanted to end, I looked straight into her eyes and smiled (afraid to laugh because I was now judging my own mouth odour). She smiled back and said “wow!!” (Didn’t hear it but I saw her mouth say it). “So, Can I look for my senses where I lost em now?” I said into her ears. (I dey fear to talk directly to her nose .. You know why nah ) “Nope.. Police Station closed till tomorrow”.. She replied. “Chai! Na wah oh, first na Santa Clause(who collected my gift and left my lagbaja depressed), now na POLICE? When I go meet the one wey go be Ashawo nah?”… My unsatisfied mind thought but the satisfied part was smiling like madt!!!!!! (That was an indirect invitation.. After the party.. In our House .. ) WATCH OUT FOR PART 13

I have been using English names for all my Nigerian characters, not because they all have english names but because you might be SMARTER than me and detect a tribal sentiment in a way I didn’t intended it (YOU GO FEAR TRIBAL SCHOLARS NAH ) But at this point, I must tell you the part of Nigeria Faith and her sisters (Joyce, Esther and Abyy) came from. They are from IBIBIO, can’t really tell if its Akwa Ibom or Cross River but me and you know why I am telling you this . But I wondered why she didn’t want romance. Thought they liked it . *Please! No offense intended..* Ok.. Back to business!. *Convo Me: So….. What should I do with my senses all in you? I can’t think, feel, smell, see anything but you.. You know right? Faith: Sit by the pool and watch me watch people? (She asked in a rhetorical way) Me: Alright, your wish is my command le confessor, but you got to buy me some time, my d.I..ck is on high key . (Like where on earth did I get the courage to say that? Omo! See groove!) Faith: Naurrie Boy, you are so dirty! (She smiled and said.. But wait, am I the only one that hates the word “Naurrie” instead of “Naughty”?, “Sowie” instead of “Sorry”? … Maybe sha) But anyhow, we walked to the pool as she led the way, holding my hands behind her A$, I was glued to her like umm.. nothing I know of . Was I crushing? Or was I falling Inlove? (Questions for the future sha) but all I know is her A$ was probably softer than Yvonne’s . *Ofcourse I touched it! No, I grabbed it with that woman’s “Rough boy” statement in my drunken mind. Trust me Swegzfreak, I fit bet my 50naira Gala say you never touch this kind yannnxh before “Chai! Ladi you don Bleep up!!! You be Okobo!!!”.. I felt my hands minister unto me in a revelation . Ok, how on earth did I not touch and feel that huge A$ that I was following like moomoo this morning? I had those bo……obs right at my reach and I couldn’t touch them? Na only hips my hands feel? I am not in Jah.. This one na wetin George IsiAbasi (former Brillia FM Lagos presenter) calls ” What a rush!!!!. “Guy chil! You were only being romantic, I liked it”.. The brain ministered but I shut it up like ==>“Get thee behind me Ye brain of little touch”. “Guy, I still dey hear oh! I never comot for my mask, you just dey disturb me since, na dia stomach pain go kill you today”… Lagbaja sent his own revelation and at this point I started feeling the lower abdomen pain again but I couldn’t tell anyone, especially faith cause I didn’t want her to know I was a virgin(so I thought). I snapped back from the spiritual realm as I sat on a chair, faith sat on the one closed to me.. But looking around, all the guys were either carrying their babes on their laps or them doing naughty things. Na so me I wan form james bond oh! *Kpanla like me sha *.. For the second time, faith looked like the junior toolz (didn’t know toolz then sha) and with that in mind, you go know wetin she weigh. So I use James Bond face look am once again, na there Jack Sparrow whisper (Change of character!! You are now Chuck Batowski!!! ). With immediate alacrity, I choose to be myself and not let the environment influence me into carrying wetin pass me just to feel among . “Babe I think am sleepy”(yeah! Smirnoff ice at work).. This I heard as I was trying to look for Asamoah and his gang. “Be right back babe, gotta look for Asamoah so he can give me a room key”.. I replied as she nodded her head and lied down on the pool chair.. For people like me that doesn’t know what I mean by a pool chair, it looks like this =====>____/ WATCH OUT FOR PART 14

At this moment, the fun wasn’t inside but outside as people were outside eating chicken Barbecue, drinking from Red cups and 80% smoking cigarettes, exchanging PINS, for my mind, My Nokia X2-01 self dey message nah (whatsapp things)… Some were even doing Rap Battle with themselves. “Ehhhhhh? RAP BATTLE? I must murder someone today” I said to myself as I remember me, myself and I as the Rap king in my Secondary School. Omo! As I reach there eh, come see boys rapping in phonetics, british accents and some white kids also there and damn! They were GOOD!!!!!… (I swear e no good make one dey claim brilliant/good/king in the midst of average people ) No one told me to leave there before I disgrace my Crown (Imagine BAALE for one small town in AJAH dey claim royalty for OBA OF BENIN KINGDOM.. E no plum nah ).. “Wassup, seen Asamoah?”.. I asked a church member I recognized as he pointed a place for me.. Getting there now, I saw 2 of those girls that I concluded were Brostitute going in the place, and a Bouncer(HFP worker, e fit be bricklayer for HFP self) standing at the entrance who told me I can’t enter there. I was trying to show my Edo washing and settings powers (I.e We be one nah bro, you be my big bro, no dey yahn like dat nah) on the bouncer when Tobby came from nowhere to touch me. “GUY! Wetin you dey do for the LAZII DRUIDS LOUNGE?” He asked me after he took me somewhere quiet. Looking confused, I asked “LAZII DRUIDS? That’s the name of the party now”.. “EL-HO-EL (LOL)” he said.. Then he continued.. “You have no idea the party your in mehn! This party budget is 3million naira, you think Michael and his friends can raise that money? Abi you think say na coincidence say michael Papa and his mother nor dey house?” Ok, at this moment, I was scared and confused as I listened to tobby.. Gosh! How did I survive that midnight mouth odour of his self? .. He continued “LAZII DRUIDS is a brotherhood, consisting of rich kids from the top schools in nigeria, both Secondary schools and University, and that lounge you see there is meant for members only.. Everyone in that place contributed to this party and Hell, this is not Michael’s house as we the invitees were told, plus most of the parents of this Guys are either Masons or anyhow” I was soaked in confusion. “So my friend of 2months bad like this? So things like this exists among the rich? Chai.. What has this world turned into? Blah blah blah”.. I was thinking in my mind when I heard Tobby said “Me I am here for DJockey and Girls oh! You better discover your reason of being here before you jam.. Meanwhile, where is Yvonne? Been looking for her everywhere.” YVONE!!!!!!!.. That selfish santa Clause? Mtchew www.. (In my mind) “She told me she was going to sleep in one of the rooms man, don’t really know the exact room”.. I replied. * I lied to him right? Lol! You want make he go finish the contract for me? Taah!!!! Make she sleep for dia jare Stingen girl of okikiology (Okiki means something in Yoruba and Edo I think). Was still trying to contain the shock I just got after I left Tobby with one girl, heading straight to the “____/” pool. Getting to the pool chair, I saw that same Guy that was standing with faith ealier today, sitting on my space, talking to her.. “Ahan! This Guy na winch? He no dey fear?.. My jealous mind screamed in anger. When Faith saw me, she said “Hi Baby, Seen him?”.. Please spare me a minute so we reason a little.. Your Babe, or babe wey you dey try minister to don ever make you look special in front of another man sotey you self start to dey pity the man? Or the babe just do nice things to you just to make the other guy jealous? .. If babe never do am for you before, its either You are safe (I wish she never did it) or you are yet to be used as a tool. “Ummm.. Nope” I answered faith as she wore a sad face. “Niggi (I learnt it few mins ago from tobby) wassup now? How’s the party?” I asked the Dude with a “YOLO” face… “Cool bro, just perfect”.. He replied with a face I interpreted as “Damn! Bad market again”.

Lost in this euphoria (chancing a guy all dressed up in GUCCI with my borrowed shoes and slim fitted shirt .. No!!!!! The chinos were mine oh! ), I went to pick a towel by the pool side to cover Faith’s legs because I could see her black lacey pan…ties when I stood directly opposite her. (Funny how that didn’t give me a hard-on then but now it does ) When I did this, she knew what I saw and I could bet she was turned on by it.. At this moment, I couldn’t stand any longer as my stomach pain went in deep!!!! “Ok, I can’t stand any longer, I am tipsy I guess”.. I told her in my fake borrowed accent. (But tipsy? Dat na lie oh! Na belle dey worry me sha ) “Wanna lie with me?”.. She asked.. At this point, nothing surprised me anymore as I jumped into the chair with my lagbaja visible from my trousers(The tin mean business oh!!!!!). But as I was sitting down, I saw Asamoah outside holding a bottle of strange shape.. Five months later, I saw that same bottle on Rick Ross’s Video. CIROC Was the nam though . Didn’t care to go meet him, cos I couldn’t walk and right there, I just discovered my reason of being there. (Because this sexy girl wanted me here I thought..) WATCH OUT FOR PART 15

I lied on the side of the chair as she laid on the other side, resting her head on my chest. Camera flashes were BANNED from the pool anyways , reasons best known to the girls that were in bikinis. “Now that’s a heartbeat of a hungry lion”.. I said as I guessed she was listening to the heartbeat. She laughed and said “Shut up jor”!!!.. At this point, the problem of my mouth smelling was a huge burden on me, so I decided to let it out so I will be free with her at this point. (May HE see me through) “Mehn! You didn’t tell me to brush before coming, now my mouth smells of food particles..” I said with an Hiss(mtchewwwwwww). (This I learnt from ummm.. No one?) She laughed and said “Ewwww! That’s so Ewww” and her hand (left) scaled through my chest. This sent an electric shock through my brain, down to my spine, into my hands and finally, into the ever hidden lagbaja. “Shift! Don’t tell me you can’t perceive your own Scent (I nor get mind talk odour) too.. Because I am just trying to be a gentleman? Did you brush ney?”.. I said. “Oya shutup, I can’t hold my breath any longer!!”.. She said in a mocked sincerity, but with a smile to show she is enjoying the new honest convos. (Chai! Girls self!!!) “Omo she dey enjoy am oh! Add another problem fast!!!!!”.. My mind said, as I noticed the dude wasn’t there any longer. (Who cares? ) “Actually having a stomach ache from the excessive hormones you woke up in me few minutes ago”.. I said it like its nothing . *Convo Faith: Awwwww! Sorry SEEKER, how may I be of help? Me: Look into my eyes and confess me! (No longer afraid of the mouth problem ) Faith: Olodo! Do I need to look into your eyes? Mcthewww Me: Ok! I can do with a little massage (I said jokingly) Ladies and gentlemen, I was waiting for her to reply with a sarcastic statement when I felt a cold hand raise my shirt up, under the towel. At first I thought a snake climbed me as I jilted but when I discovered it was her hands, I was shocked and excited. Like “Chiiiisusssss! I remember reading a sex story that started like this ohhhh! ” She placed her hands on my stomach (#Team4packs ) and as she pressed the stomach downward, I didn’t feel any pain again!!!!!!!! (At least for some seconds ). “How is it now?” She asked in a voice I could only explain as Yvonne’s whispers . Only difference now was the low music. I couldn’t say a word!.. Should I say I was stammering or just didn’t know what to say? All I know was I was short for words, with my eyes closed (My Biology teacher must have missed this action when she taught INVOLUNTARY actions..) Its no longer news that I wasn’t sessxually active *Just saw a thread that says mastalaation can pass for a (active).. Ahahahaha! If only that OP knows what this girl’s single hand did to me on my stomach!!!! * imagine the hand somewhere lower .. Chai!!* “Its Moving!.. Its coming to me!!.. Its reaching for me!!!”.. This was the revelation I received from lagbaja and his band (Balls n every every ) as I started feeling the hand moved down there. “Mtche www.. False Alarm!!!!”.. I received this a second or two later. Seems she was just trying to position her hands very well, thereby touching my Perry Coles, hence, the thoughts she was going down there. I haven’t even shaved for like umm.. 2months? So I kinda thought it was for my own good she didn’t go there (Before lion go chop her hand inside that place ) “You are a ?eta®ded pe?vert I tell you” (Anyone seen my Personal text on nairaland? ), she said with a huge smile plastered on her face. *Convo Me: Wanna know how a ?eta® ded pe?vert acts right? (With a ” ” expression on my face). Faith: Only if it will be of benefit to me right now. Me: Oya, let’s change positions. *We were sitting/Lying down in a “| i” position facing upward (NOTE: “|” is me and “i” is faith.. Lol! She wasn’t that short tho ) …… But we now changed it to a “( (“.. Do I need to explain this paragraph again?meself nor understand am ni! . Ok, , I will. *She was now facing her left hand side with her ever soft A$ looking at me like an albino in the afternoon (no offense peeps), perhaps waiting for me to also lie like that (like I needed an invitation.. Nor be me tell am make she do the position? ). Lagbaja was in pain though, or maybe I was the one in pain sha but bad mind nor gree me rest am as I still pressed it hard against her A$. Don’t forget there was a towel covering the lower side oh! (Cold plus private properties insured) WATCH OUT FOR PART 16

For just a little action you have perform within that night,let me give you a dirtyclap (pah pah pahpahpah pah).But the action is still on point. Bring it on..... Next

So much luv dis story!

I am xo sori 4 nt updating d story yesternite....i had an accident

She said something I didn’t understand or hear but I just laughed like I heard.. Ok, what I had in mind that could be of benefit to her was to caress her huge “packaged” b0-0bs. But it wasn’t gonna be possible, because I didn’t want to disrespect her since we were outside and our upper side were visible especially to people that were swimming. And I couldn’t remove the towel covering the lower side.. “Think Fast!!!!!”.. Some unknown stranger whispered in my ears. “?eta®ded pe?vert huh?”.. I whispered into her ear as I tried placing my hands just below her navel. It was then I remembered she was wearing a Gown!!!!. “Blood of Goat!!!!”.. I exclaimed in my mind but I guess she felt the disappointment from the movement of my hand under the towel.. But all she did was laugh and said “See yourself? Dummy..” “Ehe! Na so abi? I must touch your navel today”(Na lie oh! I wan touch wetin pass navel.. But na place person dey start abi?”.. Down my hand went, to her laps where the cinderella kind of short gown reached.. I tried not to be fast as I caressed her outer and inner thighs. In doing this, she left out a moan and moved her legs. “Oboy! Nice Job!! Oya, she don invite us be that, do more caressing before you raise that gown!!!!”.. This was lagbaja telling my hands as it was eager to have the gown up.. Like what’s the difference anyway? There is still a pant after this one.. Mtchewwww I kissed her on the shoulder and on the neck using my left hand to support my eLevated posture and using my right hand to caress her thighs I could swear were not as big as I imagine. I guess she lost consciousness of the environment like I did earlier because she turned her neck to kiss me.. (For a moment I thought she was an OWL!!!) *Oboy! Lisa Ann sef go fear this my system! * Still caressing her thighs and she, still hustling her lips for me to kiss, my hands went straight to her pa..nties and the thoughts of me touching the lacy underwear I saw today skied rocket my hormones as I could feel a huge wet spot (Or a well? Maybe ) through that lacy wonder. With faith’s pussay just a 0cm away from me, I had to reposition lagbaja from grinding her A$y pant..ie$ from the back so that what happened in 2135 will not repeat itself . 2135 as in time ohhh! (9:35pm … Do I need to remind you what happened by that time with Yvonne?) Lost in the moment, I was looking for her hole, like her posture made me confused where I will find her pussay entrance. Found it though (chai! The place where I find am eh, he come be like say na her harnus ). *no blame me, I never still know road! * She was as wet as wet!!!. If you saw me by this time, you will probably think my ancestors were Rabbits because I was trying to silent her loud moans. (If you haven’t seen a rabbit that stored food in its mouth before, you are on a long thing!!!!!) “Omo! So na like dis I for dull and allow this babe carry this pot of soup waka? I for kill myself oh!!!” (Like I killed myself when I didn’t straffff Yvonne )… I thought as I slipped a finger into her pussay, she left out a soft moan into my “Rabbit” mouth and this woke up the lion in me . *Pitty I can’t touch the bosoms because I could them scream “Pick me! Pick me!!” Like one dumb advert I once saw on TV.. I am yet to hold overFOOL(FULL) bosoms for my hands oh, I also pitied myself sha. At this moment, I wasn’t expecting something special, just make this hot girl Hot and naughty.. “See her eyes, closed.. Her mouth scented (Mixture of our ever DIEodorant saliva but I couldn’t accuse myself nah “..my mind wandered (Girls, becareFOOL of this mind) but to my surprise, I felt a hand struggling to pass under my right arm (Which was busy playing) and I just knew where it was going. “Its Coming for me!!!!!!.. Clear road my guy”.. Lagbaja screamed.. Perhaps it was talking to the hand .. And just like some magical healing, I clear road sharp sharp!. Woo.. I didn’t know what happened oh, but belt no gree open for am (why I wear belt nah ? Chai!).. She didn’t give up as she placed her hands on it of the lagbaja mask(trouser) and I just left out a moan I so much knew was fake (Karma should better not notice) but it was just something I felt like doing(maybe that’s how men moan but anyhow, she sha noticed I liked it because she was manipulating (btw, Dear Oga Seun, Fin…gering is manipulation? Respect Baba! I sha wrote the real Manupulating ) my lagbaja.. It was so sweet that I started closing my eyes, loosing consciousness of the environment.. You can probably say I was in Hellven(Stomach pain and this sweet first time feeling) and ofcourse, I increased the tempo at which my fingers where going in and out of her pussay. (I come begin dey hear sound under there , I remember A friend of mine telling me wide pussays makes noise when fingaaring but he can be wrong you know? Because I couldn’t put three fingers in there, chai! I even went straight from 1 finger to 4 , just because this yeye man lied... WATCHOUT FOR PART 17

”Go get a room ye silly kids that stays in the same house!!!!!!!!! Or y’all want a ttthr….eeee…some…” A commanding voice from SOMEWHERE came from NOWHERE. The two of us looked up in some quick reflex to the direction of where the voice came. Something in me told me it was Asamoah but I just had to confirm things for myself, am sure Faith was of the same thoughts because she joined me as I smiled and rained self praises (Whoever said only some particular set of people from nigeria loved praises though) on Asamoah whom to me was dead drunk and super fly on weed. “You two be misbehaving, na today una know say strafffing good? Get a room or die!!!!”.. Asamoah said. And No, I wasn’t regretting, scared or even shakey.. All I know was that it felt good being caught by him (the same guy that’s been lying to me.. Or so I thought.. But who cares?) *not like I was gonna get a fluting or anything on that “___/” chair anyway* My hand was still under the towel, doing absolutely nothing but I could feel faith’s pussay juice dry on my hands while I was listening to craps Asamoah had to say.. “Beensh can you die now?” Was what faith said to Asamoah in an attempt to shut him up and it worked .>>Story From = www.focuswap.com “Hmmmmm! That has gotta be the 3rd best moment of 2012….” I said to Faith as Asamoah walked away giving us a “F..u..ck you” middle finger. “silly boy! Which is 1st and 2nd huh?”… She asked… “Ummm.. 2nd was about 30mins ago, best kiss ever even if I didn’t get to touch where my senses got lost, and 1st…. Hmmmmm!, that’s gotta be when I find my lost senses “.. I said into her ears, I didn’t know what made me bite her ear oh, but e be like say the tin pain am (Don’t try this if you have teeth like Suarez abeg!!!!) By the way, you and I know I lied to her to make her head big , let me give you the correct ranking as of now 1)Reserved, 2)I made a girl Kum with my tongue(Yvonne) 3)Best Kiss(Faith) 4)I Made four As in my WAEC (Dedicated to people that thinks perve….rts are dumba..sses . Wait, I wasn’t a per..v when I wrote WAEC right?) Whatever those words did to her though, she was smiling like her straight face muscles were dead (But why do girls enjoy being lied to nah?) *convo Faith: Hmmmm! Seems we have got the same moments baby. (Ehehehe! No Gender discrimination please!!!, even though that sounded like a lie, it was sweet to hear) Me: Sounds cool yo, now can you please turn around and listen to my heart beat once more? (Former position). Faith: Alright per…v.. But what ever it is, that was huge!!.. (Eheheh! Like you already know.. No just talk say she dey lie oh! Because this one I believe am die… If not for anything else, at least for the hole my three hands couldn’t penetraYte.. When she was turning, I had a revelation from nowhere that sounded like “Omo! You no go smell your hands see if Ajekpako (only 1 wey I finger for SS3 ) and Ajebotas dey smell the same? ” (Ohh! I also did this to Yvonne after she closed the door.. Codedly oh .. Don’t ask me her smell).. Well, I acted like I was taking something off my nose and smelled it. (Don’t ask!!!!!! But if I am the only one that have done this, then I must be sadly curious) WATCH OUT FOR PART 18

Accident?.... Sorry o! Hope its not that much sha? Wish you quick recovery!!!

Why did you like fingering when Lagbaja is dying singing for work??? You still have the time to make use of your chance.. If you serve Faith that night, probability that your trouble decrease/increase at home, then after Faith... The rest of them can dance to your Lagbaja's song easily....

....Am getting better.....i will update it tonight.....missing my love @tenniebenson

Wish u quick recovery @favourite

Oh my sweet@!!! I heard ur call... I'm here.. Aw u doing? I'm sorry i've nt been following up... Been very busy.. But i made sure i read all d episodes 2day... Take care of urself o..nd dnt stress doz thumbs of urs... Mehn! I love dis story die...expecially with all d #ginger slangs added 2 it... D wrds construction is sometin else... Hey! Gals where una dey? Dnt read dis story when u re with a quy o.. Nd dnt let #him read it when he's with u... 2 avoid stories dat #torch# d #earth# (touch d heart)... Lol

favourite had an accident, but will soon be available to continue with the story. do have a little more patience

Kudos to you . Nice write up. Sorry about your accident; hope It's not anything serious Anyway quick recovery.

Wish u a quick recovery

Accident??? Sorry guy... Get Well Soon...

Awwwww an accident??? Nd he made it look like its jez a minor tin.. Ehya... So sorry dearie :(

Aaww sorry oo.wish u a speedy recovery

Tanx for ur concern...Am better now.....get ready for d continuation....love u all

I brought out my phone from my pockets to check the time (Testimony: before before, I dey stay 2days without a call, but now (2014).. I dey tire for calls ) and it was 1:30am. We(me and faith) have been talking about school (was writing jamb to study same course she was studying), relationships, family and other stuffs I didn’t hear. “She was made to study The course owing to the fact that she couldn’t secure Admission into U.I to study medicine (I didn’t say Landmark is for duns oh!!!) and she wasn’t enjoying it. Owing to the fact that she was already sexually active (.. See experienced bad girl oh) before entering the school in which they are treated specially and she wanted freedom.. 6years in a boarding school and another 5years in a University that treats them like royals (Lips sealed). She was in a relationship with one son of a politician who schools in London (Who cares? Mtchew www.. Dts me being jealous.. But anyhow.. He is there, and I am here) and she isn’t that closed to her sisters, except Abigail (the last born whom was in SS3).” This were the things I could grab as I was already having this Sleepy feeling and hell yeah, lagbaja was already wild asleep and the stomach ache reduced. She must have noticed I was yawning like someone that was ummmm.. Yawning? while she continued her story.. so she proposed we slept a little on the chair(Don’t conclude yet, trust me, I am a good listener, but girls just like to dey talk!!!! Ahan!). Funny she slept so fast because it took me a like forever before I could find sleep (maybe I wasn’t looking well).. Perhaps it was because I didn’t trust Asamoah and the Druids or I was just yawning because I was tired of her story) >>Story From = www.focuswap.com *I wonder why she no wan enter room sha * I felt so special as I watched this girl sleeping in my arms while I stroked her brazilian hair (maybe that’s why I couldn’t sleep.. Maybe? Iont like lying to myself jare) And watch other guys Kiss and romance their girls, noticed there were more people in the pool than it would normally contain and people were also looking at me and my baby (Maybe she aint mine sha but who cares? As far as they think so) “Come, what if tobby was with Yvonne? What if he was digging her Pussay? She go don wake up? Santa Clause h0elowshi.. Mtche www.. Not like she has b0-0bs anyways.. It was because she was drunk that made her make a move.. I sure say she go form for me for church like she did 2days ago (last sunday).. Abeg make I face this jackpot dreamed girl jare.. But that yanxxxxxh!!!!”..

My mind was wandering about while I was trying to do a “Day so far” collection. Funny how I didn’t think about my uncle and his wife.. Or Esther.. From the look of things, seems we have to be here till morning since Asamoah was drunk as hell, and I didn’t know if the people that went for a show (Hope you remember the cheating Joyce and the ever dimpled esther plus abigail?) would have been home by then.. But it was fun! I didn’t want her to wake up self.. To the extent that I didn’t wanna remove my shoes that were giving me sharp pains all just because I didn’t wanna wake my sleepy beauty. “Never you borrow shoes that you know aren’t your size and lie that it sized you just because you didn’t have anyone to wear oh!”. Trust me, you don’t wanna know what I was facing but hey, who send you self? Not like I am advising you, na wetin my mind tell me be that .. Besides, dem say na person wey wear shoe know how e dey pain (tried writing in plain english but couldn’t just get the correct saying) I know this is going to be strange if I tell you but I was confused as to why this paragraph will confuse you… That’s why am writing it tho, but if its still strange to you, then something is wrong with OUR sense of humor. I found myself opening my eyes.. To me I was just dozing but when I looked around, there was no one in the pool again but there were guys sleeping by the pool chairs arranged beside the pool. And no trace of background music.. Faith was still asleep as the towel was covering her alone.. Then I decided to check the time because I was thinking I did something I didn’t wanna do… ” What!!!!!? I slept OFF!!!!!? ”.. My mind shouted as I looked at my phone to see it was 6am.. Upon the pains I felt on my legs (Yeye shoes)? Upon the stomach ache? Upon the fear I had about those druids? What if they have done something to me? Chai! Danladi…. Why you sleep? Even up to 3hours? I was lost in thoughts when I discovered my Lagbaja was still very much strong.. “Like seriously? Aint that dangerous for my health? abi them don give me something drink?”.. I stood up quickly (this time I no send if faith wake up gan… But I stood up slowly oh).. As I stood up, I looked at the Girl that slept on my body for a whole night and I just started hailing myself (Danladi Baba!, see babe.. See packaging.. Only You? Devil na area father, you be Province father……..) As I just couldn’t believe what happened yesterday. Thought I would wake up and find out it was a dream (Wait! I can say this is part of the reasons I didn’t sleep shey?) but hey! Here I am.. (Maybe I was still dreaming? Enemies…. ) WATCH OUT FOR PART 19

I know this is going to be strange if I tell you but I was confused as to why this paragraph will confuse you… That’s why am writing it tho, but if its still strange to you, then something is wrong with OUR sense of humor . I found myself opening my eyes.. To me I was just dozing but when I looked around, there was no one in the pool again but there were guys sleeping by the pool chairs arranged beside the pool. And no trace of background music.. Faith was still asleep as the towel was covering her alone.. Then I decided to check the time because I was thinking I did something I didn’t wanna do… ” What!!!!!? I slept OFF!!!!!? ” .. My mind shouted as I looked at my phone to see it was 6am.. Upon the pains I felt on my legs(Yeye shoes)? Upon the stomach ache? Upon the fear I had about those druids? What if they have done something to me? Chai! Danladi…. Why you sleep? Even up to 3hours? I was lost in thoughts when I discovered my Lagbaja was still very much strong.. “Like seriously? Aint that dangerous for my health? abi them don give me something drink?”.. I stood up quickly (this time I no send if faith wake up gan… But I stood up slowly oh).. As I stood up, I looked at the Girl that slept on my body for a whole night and I just started hailing myself (Danladi Baba!, see babe.. See packaging.. Only You? Devil na area father, you be Province father ……..) As I just couldn’t believe what happened yesterday. Thought I would wake up and find out it was a dream (Wait! I can say this is part of the reasons I didn’t sleep shey? ) but hey! Here I am.. (Maybe I was still dreaming? Enemies….) I thought of looking for Asamoah but I had a feeling he will be dying with a hangover by now.. So I did a gentleman move (cover ma baby(faith) wella with towel , pecked her on the forehead and said “Merry Christmas Baby”) as I set out to look for Yvonne in the room I left her. Chai! Omo.. If I marry, I must repeat this style for my wife.. That was romantic right?. I guessed most people had gone home by now as people were few in the sitting room.. Sleeping.. And I could still see Tobby’s HP latop at the bar stand.. Then my thoughts went viral…. “Tobby and Yvonne are together!!!!!!”.. With immediate alacrity, I dashed off to the room as I tried not stepping on few people who were on the floor.. On getting to the room, it was not locked so I busted in without knocking ( … I Know.. She was right after all). A bedspread (finally knew it after months of correction that it wasn’t called BEDSHEET ) was covering people my mind interpreted as TWO.. I just went there to open the bedspread .. I must have been high on the alcohol I was drinking (directly from the water dispenser turned alcoholic dispenser) before I slept Off because this new morale cannot be found in my traits.. *You know me nah, cool headed niggah * “Arrrrrghhh! No be dem ohhhh “.. I said to myself in a nanosecond. Fear come catch me because wetin I see pass wetin I expect.. Its just 6am on christmas day and I am seeing a shock I know will never be surpassed in my top shocks of 2012(so I thought).. ( ).. A Girl… And…… A Girl…….. On the bed!!!!. After seeing this, my mind (that yeye something that led me there at first) disagreed with my eyes.. “Na Lie!! You are drunk, so you are seeing double.. Look am well”… Mind ministered to the eyes. Then the eyes went looking again (when will eyes stop obeying the mind tho?).. I look b0bby, I look hair, I look b0bby, I look hair. “Na Girl and Girl be this nah.. Aha!”..The eyes got back to the mind but only to find out the mind has jumped out of its shell (shocked!) because one of the girls woke up (You see betrayal shey ).. *I never imagined Les–bianism in Nigeria though, I thought it was a Western thing, but here I was.. Looking at it with my eyes .. And it wasn’t sad.... It was sexy!!!!!!!!!!.. Let me not tell y’all that I once mastalabated while I watch two girls handle in a p0rn movie (locks phonepad) *The girl whom I didn’t want to know (but damn she was hot!!!!!!) was kind of shocked as she was covering herself with the Bedsheet( ).. While I stood there looking with my Korokoro eyes.. “Mayday! Mayday!! Mayday!!!”, the eyes sent a message and the only thing the mind could think of was for me to smile and say Merry Christmas. Well, I smiled, stammered and said “Me… mer… Merry Christmas.. Sorry, the door was opened, and this is my room(Didn’t think that one up but the lie make sense oh!) At this moment, I wanted to feel like a king, as I thought the girls will start begging because it was an abomination(Not to me sha) but who sigh? .. She just looked at me like a piece of sh….it and said “Same to you”.. Chai! If you saw those eyes ehhhh, you go fear fear!!!!.. To some extent I thought she detected I was confirm Ajekpako forming Ajebota (Even alcohol couldn’t make me take those eyes for granted) but she no be winch na? Shey? Abi she nor know say wetin she dey do na crime? WATCH OUT FOR PART 20

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I didn’t need any ministrations before I knew that I needed to leave that room else I jam wetin I nor plan..(If na molest, I go like am oh! ) Just as I was leaving, I heard the bathroom door open.. “Arrrrgh! Na three girls? Abi na one of them dey enter? “.. I asked myself as I turned to see who was coming out(or going in? ) “Ummm.. What’s that your name again?”.. Michael asked as I could tell he was having a hangover.. Surprisingly he wasn’t angry! ( , he didn’t even know my name? Why? ) “Danladi…..”.. I answered him with some kind of mixed feelings. But make e for no lost, I come form ask “And you? Can’t really remember your name “(god punish devil!!!) “Michael Ray man, why you spying on my ladies? You want some of them? You can take.. They were paid for 24hours service” (that explains why he wasn’t angry).. Ok, Wait, did he just made what I thought (and wrote) few minutes ago an ordinary miscalculated imagination? (Ahahaha! You also read it? No vex! False alarm ). As in, they weren’t le$bians? , or is he playing me? , arrrrgh! That means that girl knew I lied when I told her It was my room? .. No wonder she looked at me like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. Wetin carry me come here self? If to say I even see the Tobby and Yvonne(girl wey I don already condemn with my mind), wetin I for do them? .. You will be amazed how fast thoughts can be when I tell you I thought all those things in less than a second!. “N…no man, gotta save some seamens for later you know? Digged enough pussay already.. Merry Christmas and thanks for the party bro(like he is the owner.. Mtchewww)” I said as I walked out of the room with the fakest smile ever!!!.. But I looked back and noticed those were the girls that were in bikinis earlier(Ashieawos) but I wonder why I didn’t notice em on time(I didn’t care?) . “Why you dey lie to feel among? I never dig anything oh! So I be digger abi? Na him u dey use me brush yanxxh and pussay since yesterday? Abi hands don dey secrete seamen?”.. Y’all know the minister that said that right?.. On my way back to the pool with my tail between my legs because I was thinking of what they might be saying about me in that room (Don’t try this.. Its depressive), I decided to use “writelonger” to log in my twitter account, went straight to my profile and to my surprise.. I gained 20 Followers in just 6hours! (This has never happened to me oh! Can’t even remember when up to three people followed me at once..) With a curious, shocked and umm.. A curious mind, I opened my mentions and saw so many mentions.... “Like seriously? How come? Abi I logged into the wrong account?”.. I asked myself as I tried reading the mention while I worked. The first mention I got/read was something like “@______ being used as a tool and he thinks he is making me jealous? Fool!” (Guess who tweeted it!!!… It was that guy that was standing with faith earlier nah.. Yeah! That same one that sat beside her by the pool.. Well, I got to know his name was Ken) Inshort, let me read the tweets I can remember (erase “read” and put “write” please!!!!! ) * “@______ aint no niggah pulling me down, you will loose” 3hoursago *”@_____ By the time you see this, you will prolly be crying 3hours Ago (this was tweeted with a picture of him and faith in school.. Guess they were classmates? ).. (Ok! Those tweet weren’t funny, and they didn’t make sense did they? yes they did jor!.).. Didn’t wanna reply him, because I wanted to see faith and ask if what I was thinking was true(like they were once, or still lovers).. Plus real guys don’t do tweetfights, (didn’t say celebs aint real sha) we throw punches!! *Last time I checked, I can’t fight. Just make mouth* On getting back to the chair, I saw Faith and the guy(ken) talking.. “Again ?!!!!” I exclaimed in my mind as I was in full rage.. (My Ile Binu(Benin City) blood was booming as I wanted to show this Rich boy that he is a BOY.. He dey craze?).. “Break He head, Commot he teeth, take that bottle”.. These were things my mind was whispering. Like was I that drunk? .. I shut out the mind as I put my Rage in control because I didn’t want to disrespect the people that brought me here. Besides, break head on christmas day? What if he papa na General? Or A Politician? Abegi..

“Faith.. Can we talk?” I said with a straight face as I could see Ken was laughing stylishly.. Damn! My mouth was smelly!!!!!!! But that’s a story for another day.. “I guess you must have seen the tweets that fa..g tweeted” as we walked away from where he sat. *Convo Me: Are you two or were you two having an affair? Faith: What kind of a question is t.. Me: A kind that needs an answer right now! (I interrupted as I held her left hand with my right). Faith: Ladi you are hurting me! Me: And I am supposed to care? Faith: Alright fine, what you want to know? That he was my first love? That I lost my virginity to him? Or that he is the Guy I said stays in london? (If you reason like I did when she said this, then we are going to be sad together I tell you) Maybe these were the things I wanted to hear.. But damn! I really wished I was wrong.. Because right about now, it was so heartbreaking and painful that I wanted to enter the ground… Like this was a moment I was torn apart.. Woo! Let me not remember that time jare.. And hell yeah, the fact that he was in london self added to the depression... I guessed I was Inlove with faith.. Or perhaps just an infatuation. Whatever it was, I was dead to the world.. Why does it have to be called Heartbreak? Why does heartbreak sounds so heartbreaking? WATCH OUT FOR PART 21

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Now am getting pissed off....i av told u timez without number dat i dont just post...i knw d penalty of pasting without permission @coolval n @starboy....mtcheew....am out of here....

@Starboy Where did you get your star from?? Maybe its the star that those nursery school student do made because you are fake to the extent China & VaChina denied they made you!!! Whats your concern? A.B.C(Amebor Bussiness Center) @Favourite Abeg no mind Fake-starboy.. continue please!!!

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Is dis a form of goodbye or wah? Ok... Whatsapp contact nd 2go contact copied...

Nah.. I think fb shld be better jae

hmmm favourite what's up with you??, I asked if we can chat on Whatsapp.. is it a crime???, did I ask you to stop posting any story???... As for the story I have spoken with the author and if you really don't want to continue with it.. I will continue it myself.

Episode 21 . I couldn’t feel anything but painment( ) as I walked away, telling/calling her all sorts of craps that came to my Mind. No I won’t say “Drunk” mind.. I claim responsibility for all the things I said to you baby( ).. She called my name in an attempt to explain everything but I was just full of rage.. She now shouted “You have no Idea what you just did to me Babe, did you even noticed what I did for you?”.. This was when I got a little conscious about the environment, some of the guys were already up, looking at us act our little drama. Now you know that’s hell of trouble right? Like all this kids were twitter freaks!!!! , they must have probably known what was going on by now.. I guess I interpreted it wrong.. Again? as “So because I give you body for last night, na him u dey show ur caracta?”.. But damn! My self Esteem was really dead.. Don’t you think? I left her still anyways and went to wait for the Estate shuttle Bus.. Didn’t care when or how she will reach home, all I knew was that it was my first heartbreak and it was just something I wished never happened.. Awwwwww! Feels funny and sad at the same time telling y’all tho but waiting at the shuttle bus stop, looking towards the gate to see if she was coming and not seeing anything made me have a weird feeling.. Like I.. I felt water roll down my eyes.. No!!! It wasn’t tears.. It was just a salty water dropping.. Was I crying? Tears tastes like salt? “Bleep the world..” I said as I tried consoling myself, cleaning the salty water Off my eyes while I entered the Bus.. “Now she gets to be with the main Guy”.. I thought. Earpiece plugged as I tried playing TYLER THE CREATOR’s “Bastard” Song to console myself, I didn’t know how I ended up playing Bruno Mars song.. Can’t really remember the title but it had lyrics like “If you ever leave me baby.. Leave the morphine at my door, cause it will take a whole lots of medication.. To realise what blah blah blah..”.. The song was under the “Bastard” song (I guess I lost consciousness). Ok, when they say boys do not cry, don’t believe them oh.. Luclay(South Africa BBA contestant) was a man I once insulted for being too girly because he cried like a girl. But here I was, feeling weird.. No, I still didn’t believe I was crying.. So let’s say I was weird.. All I know is I would have passed for a Luclay at that moment. Off to twitter I went to see what was going on.. Opened and saw a picture of me and faith.. Perhaps the picture was taken when the two of us where entering the party and a tweet on top of it saying “Just a day with @_____ and it felt better than 1year with you, get a life” . Guess what? It was tweeted 3hours Ago and it got 300 retweets (like does this kids sleep at all?) OMG!.. Faith tweeted that? I wanted to tell the Bus to wait but I was already closed to the gate.. Besides, I was still looking at the tweets and how on earth would I approach her? All the words I said?.. Going further down, I saw that she replied all the tweets Ken tweeted at me. Like this got me broken down.. This wasn’t funny.. I heard people at the back(most of them were househelps and cooks that works in the estate) murmur.. Then someone touched me and told me that we were at the estate gate.. Got down and I couldn’t stand on my legs. So I sat to read more tweets. “But novels didn’t write it like this now.. Abi na dose boys jazz me? Damn am so possessed right now”.. I said to myself as I kinda stopped feeling weird… (Wanna know something else? after that bruno mars song, the studip shuffle played Westlife’s “SOLEDAD” song. “Awwww! @_____ just walked out on @_____, damn that is just sad ” (you get?) “Now @____(faith) is just silent? Kill @____ (ken) already..” *I come dey pity faith .. Or I felt sorry for her?.. I hate when I feel sorry for myself and lie that it was for another* Was still reading tweets when Asamoah called me (Wait first!!! hope say he won’t say something silly?).. Didn’t pick at first because I had to correct some things so he won’t detect that weird moment. “Charly.. Where are you?” He asked as I picked the 2nd call in a way I could imagine how his face would look like.. Like ” ” “Ummm.. On my way home”.. I answered while I ironed my character like nothing happened. He said words I didn’t even listen to.. Only thing I heard was: “You get taxi fare?” In his GH ascent .. That was funny you know? Me? Taxi? If I hear! Last time I checked, Taxi from the estate gate to my own(not mine) estate would cost a minimum of #2500naira. Abeg, how much from Lagos To Abuja ? Ehehe! I go come take #2500 (Even if I didn’t have it, the sound of it made me feel like an economist with a PhD degree..) enter taxi when bus na 150naira? Mtchewww (If you be ajebo, sorry you won’t understand) Well, I smiled (that laugh you do when you want someone to stop talking) while I told him I would find my way. I trekked from VGC gate to AJAH bust park under 4minutes (if you know that hood, you better start clapping!!!!) Getting to the bus stop, I wanted to enter a car (In Ajah, most of the commercial vehicles are Cars.. Think of OPEL) but the man said it was 150naira. “For wetin?” I exclaimed as I walked towards a bus that was shouting: Awoyaya Lakowe Abijoh!!!!.. “How much?” I asked as the conductor said “Enter with your hundred naira change”.. “Na only 120naira dey my pocket self .. Change yakpa!!!!”.. My mind communicated as I jumped in the bus

Episode 22 Sitting on the old rusty seat of the Bus, I rested my head on the seat in front of me hoping the person sitting there doesn’t rest his back.. I was lost in thoughts.. Reminisced all what happened between me and faith, that smile, those butterflies, those moments, those words,That kiss!!!!! those times and hell!!.. I could smell her Body Spra(perfume) all over me… “Smell your hands and perceive her pussay scent!!!”.. My mind exclaimed.. Ok, I agree I am weird, or a reeetaaarden.. Because I kept my fingers in my nose for like minutes I can’t remember but all I know was my hands still smelled of her.. Dear Married Women, you wanna know if your husband cheated? … Smell his D…IC…K!!!!! It can never go wrong I teyu. (That was a joke I swear!.. Anyone laughed?) “FARA PARK!!!”.. I heard the driver shouted, because he was playing some dum..b christmas carol song on his dead stereo (or maybe it was a radio).. “OWAH!!!” (Normal slang in lagos meaning “E DEY or AVAILAIBLE” .. Funny I went to Calabar some weeks ago shouting OWAH inside city Bus ) *Damn! Omoni Oboli is hot AF!!!!!.. Met her few mins ago #OutOfContext* Suprisingly, the security man didn’t stop me to ask who I was.. Perhaps the one on duty was a friend of mine (I played, joke with everyone, even the beggars on the street ).. Walking on the lonely streets, I almost forgot it was christmas(Public Holiday) as I was suprised how scanty it was.. Uncle’s house was like 20mins walk(or so I thought) from the gate, but it was nothing to me since it gave me the chance to think and experiment the environments as I tried forgetting my Faith.. (MY?, shey I knew she wasn’t mine some hours ago self?) I was still enjoying my walking(If ah hear say I enjoy am.. When my legs were inside some tight shoes?) when I saw a white Toyota Camry pass me, I was so sure it was the car I saw at the party, and it entered the next street(or CLOSE as it is called there.. I.e Danladii Close, Phemswag( ) Close etc) I was supposed to enter. “Na She dem carry pass so oh! See yourlife? She even first you reach house”.. Sad enough, it was my mind that was telling me this. I thought we were partners nah Two or some minutes later, the car passed me again, going out of the estate but it horned at me and I just waved like I knew who he was. Maybe I knew him on twitter, because most of her followers were in the party(thanks to her tweets about it) but who send? All I know Is I waved back. My mind wanted to think it was KEN but I shut it out sharperly. At the gate, I knocked for 1 or 2 minutes(In Fiction: I knocked for 2hours!!!! ) before Abigail opened the door. “Hey! Merry Christmas” I said while trying to swerve my mouth from her nose ( ) “Same to you”.. She replied as she turned around to go back to whatever she was doing.. (NO! I didn’t look at her A$$) .. Only thing on my mind was how I would stay in the same house with people I have problems with but I nor go lie, I try compare the yannxh small . “Joyce cheated on my bros, Esther probably still angry because I saw her Unclad, Faith!! Ohhhh faith!!!! ..” My mind went in deep as I tried not thinking.. Must have been drugged or something because I didn’t believe I could sleep in my mental state. I remember passing through the empty sitting room, straight to my room, I remember brushing my teeth but I didn’t remember how I slept… Faaawwwwk! I slept with those wet boxers? … (No! I am not dirty, that’s I why I wrote “Faaawwwwk” there . I woke up though…… Ofcourse in a bed!! (I be like AceHood for eyes? I woke up in a new…. Bonedattin). But I was having a hangover, that’s gotta be my first hangover right? 11am was what I saw on my phone that was already showing red Bar, rushed down to the kitchen to wash plates(or dishes as I was taught) before someone starts shouting(How did I forget she wouldn’t shout because I had her in my palms? MYSTERY!!!!) Getting to the kitchen, I saw something that happens only when my Uncle’s Mum comes for visitation(I admit.. I loved her style ).. Someone else was washing the dishes.. I didn’t see the face yet but my mind started shouting “Na she! Na she!! Na she!!! Na Joyce!!!!”. How it knew, I can’t tell till tomorrow. “Aunty Good morning” I said as I was convincing myself not to be shocked.. “Morning.. Merry christmas” she said as she looked back to check me out (make I encourage myself first.. Dem say lizard wey fall from 12storey building dey shake head for himself first before he move.. So, she was checking me out!!!!!)

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“No be she oh ! Shey I told you?”.. The eyes said to the eye with a mocking shocking badding sincerity(Pardon) as I jerked out “Ssa..sa..same to you” from my mouth. It wasn’t Joyce but Esther. (On a second thought, why would the eyes even say anything? Afterall they were all dimmed(you know how ALBINOS dey close eye for inside sun nah) due to the headache.. “So am now aunty right?” She said with a wide wild smile.. *Chill! Those dimples weren’t moving me again jare! Nor be say she get properties like her junior sister self * (Gosh! I am tired of this smileys… I need to learn new ones though ) “What are you doing?”.. I asked with shock while I took a tour through what she was wearing. Like she was the last person I expected to be standing by the sink, and she was wearing a Bum Short(pefect laps) and a shirt that has “I LOVE BJ” written on it.. “Ehehehehe! Good riddance to bad rubbish!”.. Lagbaja said as it tried waking up *The tin never rest since yesterday sha!.. I bet the BJ gave him a revelation * “No! No!! No!!! You are already running things with her sister remember?”.. I heard my conscience speak for the first time since yesterday while I look for a rag to clean the car. Esther: The Car? They went to visit one of our uncle that came to nigeria for christmas.. Me: They? Esther: Yeah! The three of them, couldn’t go because I was ill. Me: Oh.. Ok ma.. (With some sad mind because the thought of not seeing faith that morning was just sad… And tempting because I was horn..y as horn….ny!!!!) Esther: You will do the sweeping tho (she said as she looked at me, waiting for my reply) Me: As far as I get to sweep your room, I got no problem (Damn those flirty smile I “felt I” used to design my smile in 3D).. Nice shirt by the way! (I said with a “YOLO” face.. Kpatakpata na slap I go chop shey? ) Esther: Go and do your work.. Yeye boy!.. (She was Smiling with her gap tooth on dislay oh!) You will agree with me this is strange for a novice like me shey? Esther wey mean pass my Yoruba Teacher?(That man never smiles.. Either he was a sadist or his dentition wasn’t good ).. Well, your agreement wouldn’t help me anyways) When I sweep, I usually start from my Uncle’s room and kitchen would be my last stop. I actually don’t sweep the ladies’ room,maybe they knew I will be sniffing pan…ties like a dog (No! That was a joke.. Don’t think it too far). But on that faithful christmas day, I kinda started from the kitchen(maybe because esther was in there?) and I PERSONALY offered to sweep the ladies room (Pssssh! I wanted to stalk faith ).. While I was sweeping the sitting room, Esther was seated, eating Oats(Ori eh! On a christmas day? ) and she knew I don’t know how to eat it, so no need to invite me(Even if I sabi, Christmas rice virus fit leave my brain?) Wasn’t really digging Esther in a special way, all I had interests in was knowing why she seemed too nice. I remember she was all laughing when she was watching Disney Channel’s JESSY.. But damn I was still having a hard-on! “Wetin dey do you?”.. Mind questioned lagbaja.. “I swear no be me dey control me, e be like winchi winchi for my eyesl”.. Lagbaja answered as I stood up to stylishly check if the bony was visible enough . “Why do I even need to be sweeping this tiles everyday huh? shoes wey dem dey wear inside house clean pass plates wey Joyce wash, I sweep the whole house put for parker and the dirty no fit full my hand.. Abeg this parlor no dirty jor!.. Make I go my main purpose of sweeping”.. I said in my thoughts as I wondered what I was sweeping. Seems Esther didn’t notice I left because she was so lost in what she was watching (Ohh! She also watches spongeball almost everyday). Dropped the broom(Or what do they call those things that looks like brushes? ===>|_ ) in the kitchen anyways. On getting to the room in which Abigail and Faith shared, the first thing I noticed was the gown she wore to the party.. Then I perceived that wonderful scent that was all over me yesterday.

Part 23 “No be she oh ! Shey I told you?”.. The eyes said to the eye with a mocking shocking badding sincerity(Pardon) as I jerked out “Ssa..sa..same to you” from my mouth. It wasn’t Joyce but Esther. (On a second thought, why would the eyes even say anything? Afterall they were all dimmed(you know how ALBINOS dey close eye for inside sun nah) due to the headache.. “So am now aunty right?” She said with a wide wild smile.. *Chill! Those dimples weren’t moving me again jare! Nor be say she get properties like her junior sister self * (Gosh! I am tired of this smileys… I need to learn new ones though ) “What are you doing?”.. I asked with shock while I took a tour through what she was wearing. Like she was the last person I expected to be standing by the sink, and she was wearing a Bum Short(pefect laps) and a shirt that has “I LOVE BJ” written on it.. “Ehehehehe! Good riddance to bad rubbish!”.. Lagbaja said as it tried waking up *The tin never rest since yesterday sha!.. I bet the BJ gave him a revelation * “No! No!! No!!! You are already running things with her sister remember?”.. I heard my conscience speak for the first time since yesterday while I look for a rag to clean the car. Esther: The Car? They went to visit one of our uncle that came to nigeria for christmas.. Me: They? Esther: Yeah! The three of them, couldn’t go because I was ill. Me: Oh.. Ok ma.. (With some sad mind because the thought of not seeing faith that morning was just sad… And tempting because I was horn..y as horn….ny!!!!) Esther: You will do the sweeping tho (she said as she looked at me, waiting for my reply) Me: As far as I get to sweep your room, I got no problem (Damn those flirty smile I “felt I” used to design my smile in 3D).. Nice shirt by the way! (I said with a “YOLO” face.. Kpatakpata na slap I go chop shey? ) Esther: Go and do your work.. Yeye boy!.. (She was Smiling with her gap tooth on dislay oh!) You will agree with me this is strange for a novice like me shey? Esther wey mean pass my Yoruba Teacher?(That man never smiles.. Either he was a sadist or his dentition wasn’t good ).. Well, your agreement wouldn’t help me anyways) When I sweep, I usually start from my Uncle’s room and kitchen would be my last stop. I actually don’t sweep the ladies’ room,maybe they knew I will be sniffing pan…ties like a dog (No! That was a joke.. Don’t think it too far). But on that faithful christmas day, I kinda started from the kitchen(maybe because esther was in there?) and I PERSONALY offered to sweep the ladies room (Pssssh! I wanted to stalk faith ).. While I was sweeping the sitting room, Esther was seated, eating Oats(Ori eh! On a christmas day? ) and she knew I don’t know how to eat it, so no need to invite me(Even if I sabi, Christmas rice virus fit leave my brain?) Wasn’t really digging Esther in a special way, all I had interests in was knowing why she seemed too nice. I remember she was all laughing when she was watching Disney Channel’s JESSY.. But damn I was still having a hard-on! “Wetin dey do you?”.. Mind questioned lagbaja.. “I swear no be me dey control me, e be like winchi winchi for my eyesl”.. Lagbaja answered as I stood up to stylishly check if the bony was visible enough . “Why do I even need to be sweeping this tiles everyday huh? shoes wey dem dey wear inside house clean pass plates wey Joyce wash, I sweep the whole house put for parker and the dirty no fit full my hand.. Abeg this parlor no dirty jor!.. Make I go my main purpose of sweeping”.. I said in my thoughts as I wondered what I was sweeping. Seems Esther didn’t notice I left because she was so lost in what she was watching (Ohh! She also watches spongeball almost everyday). Dropped the broom(Or what do they call those things that looks like brushes? ===>|_ ) in the kitchen anyways. On getting to the room in which Abigail and Faith shared, the first thing I noticed was the gown she wore to the party.. Then I perceived that wonderful scent that was all over me yesterday.

“C’mon! Go on and smell it.. Just like that movie you watched”.. The mind motivated me as I went straight to the bed the gown was on, smelled it and voila.. Memories started flowing like Flow(One thing I love about english is I can lie it is my own expressiong when I don’t know the word to use). I guess I was missing the girl that raised my self-esteem last night only for me to kill it again. I didn’t care whether she was angry with me, or she hated me.. All I wanted was to see her, even if I won’t be able to say a word… I just wanted to see her. “No! I refuse to feel weird(cry) again!”.. I said to myself as I stood up and entered the bathroom(in their room). Nothing really special about the bathroom except the fact that I could see myself in the mirror, and I saw the Soft Monster I was becoming. Trust me, I looked miserable!!. (Like how do people not notice when am depress…ed? Its out there.. They just believe my fake smiles?) I spoke to the man in the mirror a little. Yeas, I spoke to it, not in the mind but I spoke audible words to it. I am not alone on this act I guess, because I once caught(saw) my uncle talking to the mirror. “You this man, what is wrong with you?” Was all I could say before my lost Sanity came back to me, got tired of looking at my sorry self then I decided I was leaving the bathroom. “Go on twitter” was all my mind could suggest as I was leaving the bathroom. WATCH OUT FOR PART 24

Part 24 Phone was charging and probably didn’t have money to buy Data and browse, so I opted for Esther’s Ipad which I didn’t think she would give to me(Like why ask then?) I went to the sitting room and sat on a chair that the Ipad was on, stylishly looking for the perfect moment to take it and ask her to type in her password because I wanted to use it but I couldn’t just get the right moment, so I joined her watching her TV. Jessy, A.N.T farm, Goodluck Charlie, still counting and I still haven’t asked her for the Ipad, instead, I was enjoying the programmes . (This was funny sha, unto say I grew up watching masquerades and Barney B..) I miss those days kids have to wait till 4pm before they start watching TV -BasketMouth said! (Maybe I was born before color TV came out sha..) “Can I use your Ipad please?”.. I said. (Keh! Keh!! Keh!!!). She didn’t hear me, ohhh! I was only rehearsing it, I thought I said it aiidy. “Can I use your Ipad please?”.. I said out loud.. Waiting for a question for a question.. (Like: For what? Is it your Dad’s? Why?) “Umm.. For what?”.. She said. (Dayuuum!!! She gave me what I was expecting but not 100% like I expected, she didn’t say it in a mean way) “Just want to check some messages on facebook and reply some emails for Uncle Daniel”.. I said. (Lying was the only way I know ) “Alright.. You can have it”.. She said. na for here I know say something is up!! She gave me the password as I was forming “Mr. Tech Geek”. Mind you, that was my second time using an Ipad. (first was when I used it to Snap Esther) Thank God TweetDeck was right on the home screen(how I for take tell am to open the app for me?) as I clicked it, manipulated till I logged in. First tweet I saw was that of micheal retweeted by Tobby’s handle. and it read “@____(me) n @_____(faith) probably got around the bend because of the aphrodicodi LMAO” APHRODI what? .. “No wonder!!!!!!!!!!! “.. I said to myself as I used my right hand to hold my lagbaja to see if it was still standing(I forgot I would know withought touching it) and to the wonder works of whoever was in charged, it was still very much on. This was strange as I said earlier, as in, these men tools are like snails and tortoise nah, why my own come dey form snake(Folding inside its boxers when he suppose enter e shell?) I was still confused. Maybe Tobby was just being sarcastic(No! It was micheal that tweeted it!!!), but in checking out for more tweets, I decided to check Faith’s profile to see if she tweeted, and to my surprise, she didn’t. She even took off some tweets and retweets she twEeted earlier(about me being better now..)... “Wait oh! Abi na Aprhodicodi dey act on her that time? Or she was just drunk? Or was it real feelings? And am here killing myself?”.. I said to myself. (Heeeeys! We know what I mean by Aphrodicodi right? Like Aphrodisiac? Abeg google am jare! She www..) I didn’t know when I reached my room, sent a “please call me” text to Asamoah and took like forever before he called. Inshort, before he called, I pulled my trousers down to see what lagbaja was doing down there, and I didn’t even care if the door was closed(another mistake? Iont think so). Behold, the “snake” tool started pointing towards the ceiling like say na pussay dey up there. I drew my trouses Boxer Boxer up in a gifi as a call came in, it was A$amoah calling me.

*Convo Me: Guy! Wetin una put for those drinks at the party? (I said with a natural voice.. Faaaaack borrowed ascent I tell you) Asamoah: Did You drink from the dispenser?? Me: Yes nah, where I for drink before? Asamoah: No nah! The Dispenser liquor was not meant for you.. It was meant for special people. Me: Special people? As how? Asamoah: It contained some….. (He called a drug I didn’t care to know.. (Or I can’t just remember?) But all I know was it was an Aphrodicodi.) Me: Guy, you don put me for wahala be dat nah, where you want make I go now? Asamoah: What’s your blood group? Me: I don’t know man.. Talk to me!!!!!! (I said with some energy.. Wait.. Blood group? Me wey never go hospital for almost 9years? I dey sick? Why I go know my blood group? Mtchew www..) Asamoah: ummm! For it to take that long before it had effect on you, then you must be O . Me: Guy! Bone science, wetin I go do? This tin don dey wound me nah! (,I didn’t know it has not even started) Asamoah: Chill! Can you come to Wadbash Hotel? Let me arrange babes for you to ease the spirits. Me: I told you I can never faaaxck an ashewo.. (I said with a face I tink I inherited from my Dad.. Had it be I know!!!!!) Asamoah: Ehehehe(he laughed).. You never understand. That water dispenser was special!!! *Convo cut short (Una too like Amebo.. Ahan!!!!!!!)* I dropped the Call and ran into the bathroom to mastulabate.. This was what Asamoah suggested since I didn’t wanted to Bleep(saving the stress of nairaland auto correct so I wrote BLEEP) an Ashieawo.. I have heard once or twice that Mageni Buratashi (an aphrodisiac the northerners sells) kills if you don’t have sex in between 24hours of taking it. I even heard a story of how a woman had to offer herself to her son to bleep(shocking right?) Just because no girl was ready to ease him off his overdosed Buratashi(let’s call it the Nigerian Viagra). Thanks to my aboki friend from maiduguri(Up till now, I never trust that guy.. MAIDUGURI.. Capital of which state is that?) who told me things about that Viagra some months back. Now am scared as hell! (Something just ministered to me that a girl and a boy actually recited the “State and Capital” song of those days just to be able tell the state in which maiduguri is it capital… The thing say make I ask you “How many days does august have in a calendayr ??) And to even think that drugs works X 2 when used with vodka, I had to shorten my own 24hours to 12hours (Simple maths.. DM me so I will proof how I did it.. NOTE: This message is for the Females only) It was like 12pm and I had 3hours more(fear my maths).. For the first time in 3years, I started believing my mind while I masturlabated. Like it was telling me “You Will Go 5Rounds gan!”.. And I believed like say na One popular G.O prophesy am . Before before, if it tells me “You will go to rounds”, I go just yawn and not yield to his advice.. Hence I go do the straphing and resting style. *Na you holy pass? Shift!!!!* 5mins in, no rest, all straphing with my hands and nothing came out? It seemed the anxiety even angered the hormones.. Come see lagbaja dey fear . I didn’t even need to imagine any Lisa ann or Joyce’s bosoms, or Faith’s pussay hole before I gained an attention. The thing just stand like say na Status of Goliath. “Baba! I need your help oh.. If you save me from this, I no go enter party again.. I no go straaf anygirl until I marry, but I had to rethink that prayer. (I heard lagbaja shout “Shattap there! Till you marry? Make the both of us better die here oh! You wan kill me?”).. WATCH OUT FOR PART 25

*Feeling like sahara reporters with feint breaking news* After minutes I couldn’t really tell (let’s estimate it and round it off to 15mins), I still haven’t ejanlaculated. And to make matters worst, my hands started having spasm(natural tho but my mind was dead), I thought the final hour have come for me to die. No be Person tell me make I contact A$AP blackey(Asamoah) to re-negotiate the contract he proposed. As I wanted to wear my fold my “Snake” tool a.k.a Lagbaja into its mask(Chinos + Boxer + Boxer), something just told “I” that those underwears were over-dirty!!!(What happened in 2135 .. Remember?).. So I decided I will just go to the wardrobe to change, with speed I ran out to the room as I left the mask( ) in the bathroom. Before I opened the wardrobe to look for boxers which I knew would take time to find(Dear Guys, let’s encourage ourselves to arrange clothes in wardrobe, emergency dey happen oh!!! , I sent a “call me back” text to Asamoah so he would call on time. Down to the wardrobe I went, surfing for underwears which I had in few (ehehee! U expect me to also collect used ones from my uncle? Abegi.. No be only female Jenitals get bacteria jare) “How far?l” He asked hurriedly. (Yeah! The phone rang and I picked it, I had to tell you that?) “Guy! Arrange fast, as I dey talk to you so, I don dey wear kaftan to enter that hotel, abeg do fast”.. I said in a hurry. (Kaftan was the only thing that would cover the bulge right?) *i was talking on the phone and still looking for underwears* I finally found one swimming pan*t and perry cole (Sure! My uncle gave me the perry coles but they were new!!).. On turning so I can wear and fold the lagbaja who was still pointing at the ceiling, I saw an angel sent from hellven to ease me of(off?) My Insatiable desires(Not mine actually.. Na dopeness)!!!! With the quickest speed ever, I used bedsheet( ) to cover myself while I was still trying to see the face of who it was even when I already saw the “I Love BJ” inscripted on the shirt the angel wore . “Can’t you knock?!!!!”.. I said in an angry disrespectful way as I was wrapping myself, still didn’t see the face oh. (Ahahaha! Like did I just asked that? Me wey no sabi knock? So na like she feel in the morning? Chai! Karma is a beensh I swear!) “Ayaaaaay! She have seen me! See just saw my face!!!!!!! She don unmask me!!!!!”.. Lagbaja sent a message to the brain which in turn was doubting if she really saw it. She laughed(weird) as she said “So you can also say that?”.. Ok, at this time, I still wasn’t thinking of anything to benefit from Esther as my mind was already on the Ashiewo that would be arranged for me. But I swear! The naughtiness written all over her face was just too naughty. I felt like Peter Petrelli(Because I could read her mind.. I think) and I just knew she was Hot. (Like a 22year old? She no get BF? Shewwww) “He is Hot, and he is large, why not take this opportunity to ride on this poor boy? Why do you always see his d*i*ck* up huh? Afterall it seems he likes you a lot”.. IN MY PETER PETRELLI mode oh, I think I was reading her mind very well, right? (just learnt that smiley) I was startled and couldn’t say anything(if na you, you for fit talk?).. All I was praying was for her not to ask why I was so Hot.. Meanwhile, I was still rock hard-on!!!! (Remember the 3hours left maths? “W…wh..what are you doing here Esther?”.. I asked with some face I could pass for “Sh*it”

*Convo Esther: I came to ask if you were going to eat rice, but I see you are having fun (she said.. One of her legs was standing on a its toes and it was swinging right n left) Me: Its not what you think..(See 4*uck Up!!!) Esther: Owing to the fact that you have been spying on me, I guess Its what I am thinking. (Gap tooth showed up) Me: Spy? Me? (Confused.. Make dis girl leave make I fold this lagbaja nah…) Lagbaja: Taaah! I no be lagbaja again! Person don see my face (See me ohhh!) Esther: Yes, Friday.. In my room.. Monday Morning.. Through my window… Monday Evening.. You spied on my n*aked body.. This morning.. You checked out my back… (she was even smiling when she was talking).. At this point, I Just recollected what Asamoah said the previous day.. I quote: “Asamoah: You be Banku pah, you want greenspring girls when you have some caged Hot beenshes right in your house? Charly, those two girls in private universities that leaves in the same house with you na hungry lions!” And I just concluded Asmaoah was right.. (No! Faith was different , she wasn’t that Hot.. She was perfect..) But wait, no wonder she has been smiling!!!!.. Let’s do a little calculation together. I put two and two together and you make it 2two. (TWO + TWO = 2TWO *Tested, Proven*) On Friday(21st of December 2012).. I hid in her wardrobe to watch her dress, she knew I was there, but didn’t say anything. *First time I saw a real matured pussay in broad day light .. Wait, I didn’t see yvonne’s pussay? * (But why was she so mean on saturday? You answer it!) On Monday Morning(24th), I was standing opposite her window when I was thinking about who the girl with Bros Abu was… I guess she was mastalabating on bed.. (Now let me make this one 2TWO(Four), she must have thought that morning hard-on was for her kwo?.. And that weakness/shock she displayed when I asked about Bros ABU had something to do with her, especially when I told her I was only playing… And then she saw my Lagbaja which I know was beyond average size) One Moday Evening(When I Pressed her skirt), I didn’t spy oh! But she probably thought I spied on her while she displayed her selling points .. Chei! Girls self, why didn’t she just tell me? I for watch I swear!!! . (This explains the sudden change in attitude) This Morning.. I didn’t check it out oh! Abi she see me for mirror wey dey kitchen wardrobe? (I don’t like lying sha) WATCH OUT FOR PART 26

Part 26 All the things above are things I didn’t or I still don’t know how my Peter Petrelli mind arrived at it.. Perhaps the aphrodicodi enhances intelligence too (Please don’t believe me!). And, it was pretty fast!!!! But something happened… I started considering this girl standing right in front of me as the angel Baba sent to come ease me of my predicament. I started seeing her for the naughty girl she was and not the senior or 400lvl or the “She don pass my class” saga. I come dey bone the contract wey I be wan go sign for hotel.. “Hmmmm.. So I guess you want revenge, here I am”.. I finally said.. Giving a guilty smile like all she accused me of was all true. “I haven’t seen you newde, so let’s start from there”.. She said.. “Chai!!.. See jackpot!!!”.. I said as In my mind as I was a little shy. Yes, I was shy.. No girl don ever see me Unclad nah.. I gotta be shy.. Its my right. “You wan die? Abeg if you wan die, I never wan die oh! Loosen this bedsheet jor!!!!!”.. The so called lagbaja messaged the hands and Voila!!.. Down the sheets went. “Hello World!, Hi, I am Seal(Heroes Movie)”.. He said with a *YIMU* Structure, point straight to the ceiling(Only if she knew I wasn’t having hard-on because of her.. But who cares? ).. Ehehehe! The moomoo don change him name as it was not in the mask again, so from this moment, its called Seal on the outside and Lagbaja on its mask She said something I didn’t care to listen to but I was staring at her shirt… Then she laughed and said “Sure you love it!”.. Now that was the most seductive voice I have ever heard as of 2012. (I couldn’t believe this was happening.. I still couldn’t.. Why? Why? Why?) “On christmas day? You wanna straph? Faith’s sister?” My conscience wanted to talk but f*uck it!!!, where was it when I was preparing to go the party? Or where was it when I was drinking from the water dispenser? Mtchewww It hurts when girls say ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME though, like it doesn’t make sense . All boys cannot be the same but they share something in common.. THEY HAVE A D*I*C*K! .. Men have conscience, but I tell you, D*I*C*Ks got no conscience.. All they want to do is DIG HOLES, ENJOY AND KUM (No! They don’t like making children.. That’s the work of the kitten).. And they don’t care the holes they Dig.. Hence you see why we Masturlabate, we sleep with Ashiewos, Old and Young, even disabled and mad women . And F*U*CK it, they don’t like digging wide holes .. That is why we have people like SENATOR YERIMA and co (with finger like preeks) *I no insult anybody oh!.. Na only CO I insult .. But hey, All Joysticks are the same, and kitten loves them.. (Let me not enter into another realm of story sha) Well, back to the moment , SEAL( ) was on high, so it overshadowed my conscience as I moved closer to her, didn’t dare to touch her as I looked into her eyes.. Damn! They were so blue!!! (Yesh! She fixed them) and I couldn’t help but hurry up to bleep the hell out of the hungry caged LovePeddler…. “Kiss me already, put me on the bed and give me your love”.. My peter Petrelli mind interpreted the gesture of her eyes close.. Omo! No dulling, I kissed her and to my surprised, she responded!!!… Although the kiss wasn’t that magical, as in.. All I wanted to do was get the drug effects off my body.. But na wetin man go do? Man has to follow protocols nah make I no go drive motor wey engine oil no dey.. But everything changed as I felt her hands rock my SEAL(get used to it!!).. Ok, that was the first time a girl touched it and it was awesome!!! Not like I cared about the awesome feeling anyways.. Like the hands were so cold! (All my years of mastulabating, I never feel those kind hands.. Come imagine the hands moving up and down.. And one man is their saying once you have maturlabated, you have had sex? Mtcheee www.. Smellos!) Now, she was the more experienced girl, so I had to open up to her.. I stopped kissing her and told her I have never done it, but she just planted a kiss on my lips, pushed me to the bed and said: “Watch me spoil you.. You liar!!!”…..

So am the liar? Really? (Tell them the truth and they say you lie, tell them a lie and they blush.. Really?) I did a little fantasy as she pushed me(I nor wear anything oh) into the bed as I closed my eyes and I landed on my bed(I used to do this when I was younger). My head hit the phone on the bed but who send? Shoot me and I will tell you Odeshi. She climbed on top of me(by this time, I lost my guilt, was already seeing her as a beensh.. And I loved it!!!) As she kissed me passionately.. My hands went down to her A$ and damn, they were not as soft as I imagined.. As she was kissing my, Mr. SEAL who was now lying down on my stomach, still jerking (like human being wey dem cut e head for Nollywood film) was feeling her Pussay through the Bum-shorts she was wearing, felt Good.. So I started using my hands to push her A$ up and down so it will grind my SEAL.. I wasn’t afraid of enjanlaculating as it was what I was praying for. She left out a moan as she stopped kissing me, her mouth went sideways towards my ear and I could hear her breathe so hard!!! Na for here I open my closed eyes to see what’s going on(the only reason I closed my eyes was because she was kissing me, make she no c my eyes opened).. I was so sure she was enjoying the feeling of Mr. Seal so I increased the temple but her hair was really disturbing me because it was all over my face.. So I brought back my hands to hold her hair and I thought the grinding would stop, but she kept on moving up and down with moans I know had “OMG! Its been long” all over it.. (Abeg, shey her University boys no dey bleep? Na only weed dem sabi ney?) *i no call names..* Seems she knew the hair were disturbing as she was moving her body to the right, which to me signifies that I should now be on top of her. So I obeyed the signs and I turned over.. This time around, contact with her pussay as I pressed Mr. Seal on her Bumshorts was so free as I could tell she enjoyed it.. Then I remembered she had b0*0bs.. I raised myself up so I can remover her shirt but I couldn’t just help it but admire the girl below me, she was adorable.. Her head surrounded by the long Brazilian hair she fixed on which she was resting on. and she looked like a WINCH(with her blue eyes) but who send?.. (Na so I forget my original mission oh) WATCH OUT FOR PART 27

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*Closes_my_eyes* yeehhhh egbami ooooo Favourite ti ba mi jé oooooo

Lol @ Khola.. I Can Get By Just Fine witout a pix.. Common Fev, Next Already Our Blood is Boilin faa

Part 27 She left out a smile as she bit her tongue and this made me crazy.. Now I didn’t care if Aphrodicodi kills me, all I wanted was to enjoy the moment as it was . I couldn’t tell her I love her though (I hate lying) but I told her she was the most beautiful creature(True as at then) and I have been wanting to do things to her since I saw her(I said I hated lying .. But hate doesnt’t mean I don’t lie shey?) She smiled(dimples and gap tooth) as she said “Leave the talking for the latter”.. I felt she thought I lied but who cares?.. She used her two hands to bring me closer as she kissed me.. Omo, see tongue dey waka inside my mouth like say she be vampire. I turned her over in an attempt to pull her shirt and she turned, I stopped kissing her and tried pulling her shirt, then she took it upon herself to take it OFF.. While the shirt was going Off, My mind whispered “Do something about her shorts!!!” As she was pulling her shirt, I was trying to unbotton the shorts but damn those bottons.. They were too many!!! (They were 3 sha) as it took forever to pull it(Even ONE?), then I noticed the shirt was off but the bottons couldn’t just open. (Especially when I could see a black G*string like pa*nt*ies under the shorts(I maddddddd!!!!). Then her hands went to the back as she laughed and said “Naughty Boy, that’s not how its done jor”.. I heard a zip go down( .. So na zip dey back? Mtchew www.. thoughts).. Then I looked at her, smile and said “Damn I am ……”..I Wanted to end it with “Dumb” but the things I saw up there no be shere shere ohhhh!! Nor be wetin I expect at all!!!!.. So I ended it with “Am”.. I was expecting to see a brazier(B*R*A) but I didn’t!.. Instead I saw two sized portable, no sagging t*i*tties looking at me like “Wetin? No rush me oh! I no wan sag?” (I thought she was packaging those bosoms ohhhhhh! But now I can see better, na standard one be dis..) I just held her waist as I drew her closer towards me as I kissed her(I no send hair again jare!).. my right hand tried pulling her shorts down but it got to a limit it won’t reach again and her hands were handling Mr. Seal. The short was now on her thighs and her now I could now touch her bare A$(she was wearing a G*String). The thoughts of me touching her bare and she stroking Mr. Seal made me moan(Like I just felt it was fake again.. E be like say moaning na fake for boys oh! Just to make them girls feel good?) When she heard me moan, she increased the tempo of stroking and my legs ministered “Use me make I pull the shorts”.. I obeyed in a twinkle of an eye as I used my legs to pull her shorts.. Leaving a black G*string blocking Mr. Seal and whatever she called her Pussay. “Mission Accomplished”.. I told myself as I once again, turned her over for me to be on top of her, using my left hand to hold her A$ and right hand under her bosoms(I never touch dem oh!) I kissed her eyes, neck and lips once more as I journeyed into the town of her b0*0bs in which there were two mountains and a Valley between them.. The valley wasn’t that clear sha!!!!.. Come see me dey lick dis girl body like say she be Lollipop!!!!(Thanks to the novels I read).. She was moving her body from left to right as I licked her centrefold(that line dividing the b0*0bs) so I knew she wanted it.. Although she stopped stroking (maybe she thought I would Kum soon.. Ahahahahah!) But I told her in a way I didn’t believe I could to continue the stroking. My right and left hands supporting the mountains, I fed on the like a Dog eating bone and I could bet my life they weren’t or haven’t been sucked like that in a long time!!! “Na me dey go down, Na me dey go down”.. My left and right hand said as it seemed they were fighting theirself on who will touch the Pussay first. I am a Lefty guy so I told them to shut up as I noticed it was time I travel down there . This time she stopped stroking and I left Mr. Seal to wonder about under there as it felt her wet Pussay through the panties.. “I wan enter ohhhhhhhh! Come Open the Door”.. The Yeye property of mine(No! If something yeye, I dey tell am, so My SEAL yeye die!!) said. I didn’t know she turned me though, because I was still sucking on her bosoms but she turned me anyways.. To keep the hair from entering my mouth, I used instincts(or a position I learnt in Indecency) to sit up, moved her waist closer to my chest as I sucked the hell out of them.. Sometimes in sucking I thought the bosoms were already sagging!!. She leaned back with her hands on my shoulder and I ringed my hands at her back to support her new position.Btw.. All I heard were moans after moans, so I decided not to me left out as I was producing my own moan.. Like “Argggh.. Eeiish” as I sucked on her.. Meanwhile, my mouth was already making a Kiss-Like noise on her bosoms.. My Right Hand was lucky enough to find its way under her G*String as the left hand had no option but let it go(Teamwork) because it was holding "lean back" esther CHECKOUT PART 28 on the next page

Part 28 I returned back to kissing her once more as I slid a finger into her pussay, she let out a moan as my finger was going in and out. Starting with one finger, I inserted two. I could see she liked it so I decided I put the number 3 in, I wasn’t enjoying this act as well as she was, but I liked the way she responded to each movement. Especially when I used my thumb to pressure her cleetoral hood. These movements coming from a much experienced lady, I accepted I was Good. But I wasn’t there to see if I was good.. I was there to cure myself of the drugs I took(mistakenly). I just needed to do something about the burning desire in me before it became worst so I made a move, I turned her over with my finger still in her pussay as I removed her panties with my left hand.. “I want you”.. She said as I looked for up and down, then I said to myself “This is it”. I stepped out of the bed as I went searching for condoms which I got from the family doctor when I went for my HIV tests some months back. “What are you doing?” She asked.. I dropped down the condom roles to show her what I was doing but rahrah! She didn’t quite buy the idea with the looks on her face. I asked why the face and She said she was on Pills and everything was under control, hence, Skin Dive is the motto. Without thinking twice, I jumped into the bed, drew her to the edge of the bed and knelt in front of her as all I was thinking was umm.. Nothing. She smiled and said “Good Boy” as I kissed her. The next task was to get inside her honey pot as my DICK just couldn’t get the right entrance. So I opted to use my fingers to direct it inside as she kept on spreading her legs out wide. she must have thought I was teasing her with it, not knowing I was JJC like I told her earlier I was finally in!.. And I felt out of the planet as the muscles of a real vagi…na ganged up around my DICK for the first time in “Forever”..I took out 2 or 3 seconds to appreciate the warmness I felt inside of her as I started thrusting, with time I increased my thrusts and it got more interesting more and more. “Harder Ladi.. Deeper!!!” These were words that I think finally woke up the Aphrodisiac drug that were in my blood as I went rough, all I wanted to do was Go in and out and ease my desire when I Kum. I stopped Kissing and caressing her bosoms as I could hear the bed squeak like an old bicycle, then I fueled it up with all the things she had done to me as I went All in and could feel her walls expand to the size of my DICK. It lasted longer than I expected and she was still very much enjoying it. Here is a girl I wanted to punish for the things she did to me in the past, enjoying the so called Revenge.. Screaming and moaning like I do see in por…n. I missed a thrust as my DICK got out of the Pussay, damn it felt good getting fresh hair after being in an oven for minutes I am so not regretting. But I guess I wasn’t fast enough to put it back in as she stood up holding my DICk, saying It was so large and she was loving it.. Then she did something I didn’t think nigerian girls do… She dragged herself down the bed, knelt down and turned her A$ facing me, spanked it and said “Take me to heaven baby it was unbelievable as I thought african girls only do one style.. But it was nice having that bare A$ stare at me, then juggled by her spanking. She directed my DICK into her as I was still having difficulty entering and this made my brain touched. Thrusting in and out of a Pussay with the A$ shaking like shake was something else I never imagined, it was like using “I Pass My Neighbour” generator to Iron clothes I started thrusting as I was wondering when she will get tired, didn’t wanted to imagine that so I took a hand under her cleetoral hood to massage and caress it(it was not dry oh! But I sha put spit for hand to copy all those Indecency people. I was still thrusting in and out of esther pussay for a time I could pass for 10mins when I had a weird feeling I was about Kuming.. Gosh!! I had a feeling I was going to Kum 5litres of seamen Ok.. I feel sick not being able to express myself the way I should.. Baba I don land.. god punish that aphrodicodi!! I said in my mind as I could feel my machine guns getting ready to spit liters of Kum. But Esther wasn’t showing any sign of kuming soon, not like I send but I just had something like “What if I hadn’t taken the drugs..d alcohol? She for kill me today I swear”.. I increased my thrust as I let out my Official first moan.. I guess it was a combination of “Sigh of” relief and the Orga..sm. But before I could even get to where the sweet thing occurs, she said things I didn’t understand bt I interpreted it as “Don’t kum in me” she wanted to stand up but my hands went in collaboration with my DICK as it drew it back like “Come back here.. My mind spark and my muscles contract and expands as I prepared to kum in my first sex “Clear road!!Their father!! The whole body said as I pumped some 3litres of kum. WATCH OUT FOR PART 29

WOOOOW!! Wetin ah deh read/witness/imagine for here..?! Oh My Gawd!!! Incredible! Marvelous! Fabulous!!! This one nah great thing you have ever done!!!! I think ah should stop reading this thing because I'm not ready to die young!! Konji deh kill for real!

@Delight ..Lol... Ah go even switch off the light so that Light won't make the thing attract mah mind!!! or what did you think? same thing always bha*Hifive*?? (make I return this) *wink*

Lagbaja finally finally remuve mask. 1st round achievement! Ride on!!!

@Khola46, so konji don hold u bah? Abeg switch on ur bluetooth as u earlier advised, lols. Haha, konji na bastard.

@Tonia .Lol... Nah so I see ahm oo!! If no be say ah wore Parasuite, Ah for land inside Konji(Kogi) State today oo!!!

abeg wea d tori end cus i no fit read am finish, na my sisters dem dy wit me hea.

Finally u don disvirgin. Hmmm I dey look ooo

She was breathing as hard as I was as I felt like sleeping(Or should I say my eyes were turning me?). She stood up and started saying “What have I done?”.. Some stories about why I shouldn’t have released into her and how she wasn’t thinking (Mtcheww.. Girls self, na only you come, na only you say make I no use CD, na only you dey regret? Why? ).. but I used my last strength to tell her that I couldn’t help it as she was so sweet and that that’s the best sex I ever had. (Best!!!!!! I tell you) She wasn’t happy, I could tell from her face but I didn’t really have a conscience to apologize, besides she was a master in this field and should have allowed me use a condom. Off to the toilet she went to wash herself up as My millions of potential children (Sorry kids .. Daddy had to sacrifice you all ) dripped of her pussay that was shining like Gold… While she was in there and the shower started running, I started my own madness “You this boy, You be bad man!!!! See as you make esther dey waka like say na Ramsey kind of injury she carry.. Oboy I feel you… But wait oh.. You no wear condom? Aids is real sha ” I was pointing at my D*I*CK(SEAL) and talking to it in my mind when I suddenly remembered Asamoah.. He didn’t call, didn’t send a message.. Or maybe I didn’t hear anything.. But on checking my phone, I discovered the phone was Off! “This must be my head at work!!! (Remember I hit my head for the phone shey? ” I said in my mind as I switched it on.. But at this point, I felt some worms protesting in my stomach, shouting: “We want food ohhh! Abeg today na christmas ohhhhh!”.. If someone told me I would do what I did few minutes ago without a single food since 6pm the previous day, I would have slapped the person and slap the person again after I did it for the fulfilled prophesy. I entered the bathroom to ask Esther if there was food in the fridge since the shower didn’t allow her hear my previous callings, especially when remembered I was having headache.. I got the shock of life when esther covered herself with the shower cottons as I walked in.. (wetin I see just now na him dis girl dey hide again? How strange huh?) “Esther is there food in the kitchen? You have emptied my stomach fah”.. I said with a mock smile as I still wondered why she hid behind the cottons.. Went to the kitchen after finally wearing my underwear to where she said food were(Deep Freezer), I didn’t know how to use microwave(or I hate it!! ) so I used the Gas cooker to warm up the stew in the fridge as I boiled rice to eat. Off to the latest room smelling of A$(That Do..ggy style get as e dey smell sha ), Pussay and Seamens to wear some decent clothes so I can sit in the sitting room to watch EPL highlights and also keep an eye the food I kept in the fire. Esther was already dressed up, leaving for wherever she was going when I met her by the door.. She didn’t say a word to me and this made me feel like I did something bad to her.. I held her by the hand to ask what was wrong and she didn’t say anything, all I could see were tears rolling down her eyes.. *Ok, I have phobia for tears, I hate to see people cry.. Especially when I feel I was the reason behind it.. So those tears activated my conscience as I once again became that caring man that I am * After minutes of holding her, touching her chin and cleaning off her tears , petting her to tell me why she was crying, she finally broke down to tell me what was wrong. Turned out she was this emotional unstable kind of girl who covers her insecurities with being mean because of the way she poured out her heart felt super story.. Trust me, the only place I have seen this vulnerability was in the movies. . (Could she have been using psychology on me?) She told me I would start seeing her as a slut(She read my mind?), that I should promise no one knows about what just happened and she won’t bug me again(I pray make I believe) and bleh bleh bleh bleh *in Dracula’s voice* “Why did you do it?”.. I asked her as she looked at me and said she couldn’t help it as she just wanted to ride on what she saw in the morning . (and she said I shouldn’t see her as a slut? Then she is a go getter I guess..) I intended kissing her on the forehead, then peck her as assurance that everything will be Ok but after I kissed the forehead, I met her eyes closed and when I wanted to peck her, she turned her lips for me. Couldn’t help it though, I was full of guilt enough that the only thing I could do was to give her what she wanted. She pushed me to the wall of the Lobby as she turned her A$ facing me while turning her head for me to reach her lips.. “No Dulling!!!!”.. I said to myself as I was kissing and playing with her B®Aless bosoms(Funny she didn’t even do what was written on the shirt..) She was grinding/moving/whining her A$ like a makosa dancer on my D*I*C*K when suddenly I felt it waking up like The Undertaker(WWE) standing up from his casket.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 30

I wonder why you would want to eat & watch BPL(Barclays Premier League) Highlight, when you have ate delicious food and you have just even start your own BPL(Bleeping Premier League) Hightlight!!! She deh cry after riding your Monocycle!!! Give her what she needed again jhor!! Next Please

@ Khola I'm Suspectin U O,. Better No go Commit Rape 4 yor street faa in d Name of Konji.. Better Off Light Carry Vasilin takke settle yor self.. If u no get any Ester 4yor life yu feet call.. Me I don call my own Exter sha

Legoooooooo

Walahi, Esther don dey eye how she go take colombi ur dick tey tey. Abeg, fire dey go, no shaking but b careful ooh.

Lol... I think sey she dey cry b4 na.. No be shey dey do belly dancer ontop ur pendullum aqain nw? Abeg go spray ur room o... Cos dat tin too dey smell.. Remember sey food dey ontop fire sha.. Make u no go bleep burn auz o

@smithwizzy Lol... Nah you deh there, nah you get ahm,but when them crush Ladi, you go start asking for change oo!

Continue plss

abeg, i nid this tin asap cos am on fire:::

She dey cry coz d thing neva belle full her wela and she need more,ride on my guy i dy ur back,it is too hard for you,jux halla me make i come help you.

We kissed for few minutes when her hands went down on me again as she squeezed my D*I*C*K through my perry coles(That kind thing!!!!), showing she wasn’t tired for anything (CrossRiver/AkwaIbom girls I hail ohhhhh!). But there was something wrong with my confidence, I wasn’t sure I would last for 2mins because what happened earlier was just me on drugs, my records(record actually) was now threatened. And I could swear was in this because she wanted to Kum, hence, she was now inlove with my last longing thrusts (If ah hear! Na me think am ) “Ummm.. Babe I have Stew on fire”(PERFECT EXCUSE!!!!!!!!).. I said as I stopped kissing her. She just stopped and sighed, then she said my god saved me.. *Like what kind of girl is this? , is it She that is not ashamed? Or is it her pussay that is? Na pussay dey control her conscience? So after everything she will start cryng? Na wah oh!* – I thought in my mind as I watched her lick her lips and whispered “Let’s save the BJ for the later baebae.. Thank you!” Into my ears. (OMO! BJ? Did she just said BJ? later? .. Noooo!!!!) You are welcome was all I could say with a smile, I wanted the BJ so badly but they say na wetin dey sweet dey kill. I couldn’t leave the stew/rice on the Gas cooker. Besides, I nor wan land for hospital for fainting. I went in to take my phone, forgetting the main reason why I came to the room at first. I sent “call me back” message to Asamoah as I walked fast to the kitchen to remove the stew which was already having a burning smell while I wonder the type of december I was in.. Asamoah called and sounded worried but I told him no cause for alarm. I thought of telling him that I bleeped Faith’s senior sister but I couldn’t, even when he wanted to know, so I told him it was one babe of mine in the estate. I asked of Yvonne and he said that he hasn’t set eyes on her since yesterday as her she stays with her Mum. Asamoah didn’t really care about me and Faith, all he wanted to know was if I F*U*C*Ked Faith because he believed all the drama he saw on twitter yesterday never affected me.(That’s because I told him I wasn’t concerned..) “Bone that f**uc*k up girl jare!”.. I said in an attempt to cut the story short. After Boiling my rice, I ate and for the first time since I can remember, I loaded my stew with assorted meats. As in, who go ask me? Them fit?.. I remember when I was washing the plate, in trying to squeeze the Morning Fresh dish washer, It made a noise similar to what Esther’s pussay made after I enjanlaculated.. (Later found out it was pussay farts.. Right here on nairaland.. But I been dey tink say na Mess ohhh!.. Come dey make me tink say I bleep girl till she mess)

3PM, EPL Highlights, LIGA BBVA highlight.. Was now on soundcity when the bell rang.. It was that of the gate.. “Behold!! The Return of Joyce, Faith and Abigail”.. I said in my mind as I stood up with mixed feelings to go open the gate but I had to put on something first.. Even though wanted to start showing Off my D*I*C*K to the girls in the house, I still had to respect its privacy you know? As the Car passed me by, I saw Abigail sitting at the front, and the back glasses being tinted, I believed that faith was inside checking me out , so I arranged myself, looking straight into the tinted glasses as my brain kept on saying “Oboy Arrange, she go dey look you through that tinted window“. However, after closing the gate, I walked towards the car to greet my uncle’s cheating wife(real intentions was for faith to hear my voice) but as I walked towards the car, I kept on waiting for the perfect moment that the back door will open. But this moment never came as Abigail came out, Joyce opened her own door, closed it and pressed the remote to lock the doors. “Send her a DM”.. My mind said as I opened TweetDeck, searched her handle and sent her a “HI”(Ahahaha! I was so immature).... I waited for 10mins while I scaled through Esther’s Pictures and I was just like “Omo! Na dis girl pop ur cherry oh” as I looked through her sexy pictures. She finally replied with a “Hi” too.. Even though it wasn’t what I expected, I loved it .. (Maybe she also loved my Hi) But I also wanted to delay for 10mins before I reply “Are you mad? say something special to her nah..” My mind said as I wondered what I will say that will bring the incidence of yesterday into the conversation. So I decided to ask why she didn’t come back home.. Sent her the message but she never replied even though she was tweeting and retweeting. Stalked her and saw a tweet about her telling a follower who asked her who the Guys in question were.. Then she replied they were bunch of kids fighting over nothing. *Inshort let me write the tweet as I can remember it: RT@____Lol! They just bunch of kids after my A$..@_____(faith) who the guys ruining ur holiday hun?*.. This got me pissed as my mind kept telling me she was right.. Like “Na true nah, didn’t you act like a kid? Mtche www.. Kid!! “.. I guess the tweet just made things worst so I promised I won’t visit twitter again, not to talk about stalking faith’s handle. (Stalking is bad! Spread the word) WATCH OUT FOR PART 31

wia did u get data to browse sef, or u dnt return esther's ipad

He's Still with Esther ipad.

Hmmmm interestn

No comment, carry goooooooooooooo!

@Original Ann ..Lol.. You deh gbadun the thing bha????... Chaiii!!! Bad Gurl

Hey! @Vanephy quite sometym... Watz up wid ya? Missed seeing ur comments on mr lecturer nd d already concluded unfufilled promises...

Was sitting on my own, watching Supersport as I tried not thinking of a girl I thought I was inlove with, tried not thinking that a fine boy like me would be used by a girl to get back to her B.F and of course, I tried not thinking I cried for dis girl. Then suddenly Abigail came into the sitting room, took the DSTV remote and changed my channel to NICKELODEON without even saying excuse. Abigail(16) who is the last born in the family is in her secondary school final year, I notice she was kind of brilliant and carries a body of a 18year old somebody. She could pass for a figure 8(numbers do not lie) Didn’t say anything but I just looked at her, she was wearing a Spaghetti Top and for the first time, I could say she was tempting AF, especially when I tried tracing those n*i*..pples of her. “Guy! Behave oh.. You don pop cherry now and you won’t let me sleep abi?”.. I could hear my D*I*C*K minister as it was already waking up.. But I quickly removed my mind, even though I was already checking out her lips. (How come I didn’t noticed she was this hot huh? I for don run things with am nah) Was scaling through facebook when Joyce came to the sitting room, asked of Esther and for the very first time, she sent Abigail to go buy her recharge card at the shop about 10mins away from our house (10 + 10 = 20mins). I, Myself, Abigail and even the DSTV decoder were shocked as it started skipping. As if that was not enough, she said with a sheepish straight face.. “Ladi, see me in my room.. I have a job for you” and then she gave abigail money before she left… Wait!.. Did you read that right? SHE SAY MAKE I COME HER ROOM, SAY SHE GET JOB FOR ME? #Jackpot!!!! At this juncture, I had to be careful because so many things could happen in that room. She might set me up, Keep me from telling my uncle anything or The worst, do I need to tell you guys? Shew www.. *Santa Clause must be jealous by now * I followed her immediately but I didn’t dare enter the room for one or two reasons stated above. So I insisted she talked to me while I stood by the door with my face like 6pm. She insisted I come inside and sit down.. I knew she would succeed in doing this so I acted like my phone got a text message, meanwhile.. While reading it(in her perspective), I quickly opened the recording as I kept it back in the pocket.. Walking inside the room majestically (Only if Joseph the dreamer was this smart) Well, she told me my Uncle would be back the following day and how I shouldn’t tell him, that he has a heart condition and she promises not to do it again as she regrets having an Affair with Abu (Esther also regretted nah shey?). She also said my uncle was cheating on her as he is out there spending christmas with his secret mistress who has 2kids for him ( ). She broke down to shed crocodile tears(so I thought) as she kept on repeating “After All I have done for Daniel, he is cheating on me?”.. I had to act like a gentleman as I stood up from the seat to tell her everything would be alright as I won’t tell anything since she regrets it.. No be play oh! I mean am

Cont..... While I was standing, I could see her cleavages, her b0-0bs were so lonely .. I was still respecting my clueless(or smart?) Uncle so I just removed that part thought from my head. “See lawyer dey cry, she nor fit carry am go court ni? Mtcheww… Olodo Nation”.. I said in my mind as I gave her tissue paper from ummmm.. The tissue paper? to clean her tears. She cleaned and blew her nose on it(ewwwww) and she stood up to drop it in the bin beside her bed.. “Oboy See Yansh wey Abu n Daniel dey bang!!.. The thing resemble Kapri Styles own die..”.. That was my mind talking as I looked at her A$. (She was wearing a Denim Jeans and I could bet my finger that she was wearing a thong because I saw a thin line just above the jean) With speed I set to leave the room but she asked where I was going.. Told her I had something to do in the room, she said she never knew I could be this gentle as she just wanted to punish me because of my uncle and bleh bleh bleh.. Trust me, I was tired of her talking because my hands were already in my kaftan, trying so hard to pin my D*I*C*K down. Then she popped a statement like “You are very understanding, your GF will enjoy you a lot, got one?” “Yeah! I got two.. And you will soon make it three if you don’t free me right now.. Mtchewww”.. I said out loudly IN MY MIND as I just wanted her to stop talking. “Mahmah, here is the card”.. I heard Abigail said as I stood listening to things I wasn’t understanding. Immediately Abigail got in, she changed her face and make e for nor lost, I also changed mine. And Abigail probably used Faith’s Cologne because I could smell Faith all over her, this is not strange we know right? “What type of children are all these girls? Why are they so interested in Sex? Should I now be F*U*Cking my uncle’s wife? Why me?”.. Was thinking as I went straight to my room but then the same mind said: “Shut up my friend, she was just being nice.. You think say out of the billion men in the world, she go bleep ordinary jambite like you? Rest jare.. This one na confirm Barrister.. Cool down oh!”.. That was the last I heard from them on christmas day as I only went to the kitchen to load my plates with meats(didn’t see any of them except abigail who to me was enjoying a romance scene in a movie )…. And no!.. I didn’t masturlabate. WATCH OUT FOR PART 32

Part 32 Woke up the following morning to do my normal duties like nothing happened. Though I was smiling like a Donkey, remembering all that happened yesterday as again.. I wasn’t dreaming. I still had that annoying feeling about Faith who I couldn’t just forget. Unfortunately, the house had been swept by someone I suspected to be esther, the dishes were no where to be found. So the only chore left was for me to show my wonderful talent in washing the car. Food was ready and I was told to go carry by myself, everything was going on well for me (Christmas Gift) but there was confusion amongst the girls. >>Story from => www.focuswap.com Faith Wondering why Joyce became so nice, Joyce wondering the same and Abigail(the most confused) asking the “why” questions in her mind. Everything was set as Joyce drove out of the house (I pray make she no go meet Abu oh!), someone came to pick Esther(I wasn’t jealous) leaving me and Abigail alone in the house. Hence, the battle of the titans . See Boxing Day gist of life For Mins, I thought of a way to get this girl(Abigail) in a conversation as my Esteem(Morale) was so high.. I thought of many things but they were just childish.. So I finally arrived at the Remote Control battle. (Its childish too right?) When I got to the sitting room, she was watching Disney but I went straight to the remote, changed it to Soundcity without taking an excuse. I didn’t look at her but I could see painment all over it. (No, I felt she had painment because that is what I feel too) Something led to something and she was directly opposite me wanting the remote control back as I smiled and told her to get it if she could . Na so dis girl begin dey rough handle me oh!, now, I wasn’t waiting for this girl to seduce me, I was the one that wanted to seduce her. I touched her b0-0bs(mistakenly?) and she didn’t even care, seems she was enjoying the Royal Rumble as she was smiling and saying “Ladi Give me this remote before I cut you big ear”.. If ah hear! Was still on this and I could feel my D*I*C*K arise like the National Anthem advised, then there was this silent moment where I looked into her eyes and I could swear she had been wanting this kind of play for life . “Kiss her or Die regretting!!!!!”.. My mind said to me as I kissed this Young Warlock with features like that of a Goddess(But her head big die!!!… Someone might say she is just 16 but walahi…no be as the age be she look..). Thinking she was a novice, she surprised me as she climbed on top of me with her kneels on the chair as she returned my kisses. She was wearing a mini-skirt so it wasn’t so hard putting my hands on her cold laps. *This wasn’t what I was expecting but hey, HE works in mysterious ways you know? * In my shocked jackpot mind, I turned her and made her lie on the chair as I brought out the remote from my pocket, placed it between her cleavages(I clap for myself anytime I remember this) and asked if she still wanted the remote. She answered with a feint voice that all she wanted me and the my own personal remote so she can control me (PERSONAL? Ehehehehehe) This made me more honey as I kissed her with my own routine…Lower Lips, Neck, ear, neck bone and nose and back to the upper lips(COPYRIGHT PLS!!!).. She moaned as I continued… With the Home Theatre on, you knw say screaming no be problem.. I didn’t have time to go through the basics of pulling her shirt so I raised the shirt to her burst as I inserted my hands inside, through the Cup bra (from under fah) as I held her b0-0bs, I continued kissing her. The way wey my hand enter eh, come cup the bosoms wey soft pass Ballon.. You go fear!!!

Cont.... “How about we see who gets whose remote in the room?” I asked as I stood up, she didn’t want to leave me as she surrounded me with her legs but who sigh? I was managing to walk as I entered a room which definitely wasn’t mine. It was My Joyce/Daniel’s room. Dropped her on the bed while I pull my “wonder” Kaftan that have been bringing me luck after luck..(No! I had 6 Kaftans.. So it wasn’t One) While I removed my Kaftan, she started behaving like a Novice as she started asking boring questions about if it was sex I wanted or her love. Na so I lie say na her love, who send? Mtchewwww… She needed sex, I wanted to give it to her, why was she now complaining? “Are You a Virgin?”.. I asked as I climbed the bed, placing my hands on her thighs.. Na virgins and post virgins(1 or 2sex) I hear say dey behave like dis.. That was why I asked.. “No..” She said.. Ok, I kind of expected her to be, owing to the fact that she was young and hardly goes out but who send? .. It was Good news to My D*I*C*K!!! “Hmmm.. That’s sexy” .. I said as I kissed and removed her shirt.. The B®a was cup-like so I just drew it down as I fed on those bosoms I was eyeing today. She moaned, moved up and down, especially when my D*I*C*K touched her pussay through her pink panties. I raised the skirt up to her navel as I slid my left hand to her pubic region through her abdomen.. She was hairy AF(but not as hairy as all those chinese Indecency starts) but who send hair? I went straight to the Trophy as I feengered her, kissed her and massage her bosoms why I use my finger tips to draw her n*i**pples. WATCH OUT FOR PART 33

Part 33 Her moans were so high that I had to stop kissing her, gave her a pillow to cover her mouth with as I worked on her b0-0bs and feeeengered her hole while I did my normal cleeee*toral hood massage with my thumb.. At this point, even if I told her I didn’t love her, she wouldn’t want me to stop because she was so wet and her body moving like worms inside salt. Make e nor be like say I lose, I used my my right hand to place her hands on my D*I*C*K(Esther’s Move). She held it and squeezed the hell out of it, na so the thing shout “Correct Guy! I think say you don forget me ‘ but I just had to give out a fake moan. Why?. She slip a hand into my perry coles and had direct contact with my D*I*C*..K, then that tinkling feeling came again as her hand stroked it. She was pointing it to the direction of her Pussay, stroking it at first was kind of dry but she went to the tap(pre-Kum) and used it to lubricate it (Omo! This one na professional ohhhh! – My mind said in its excitement). As the perry coles wasn’t helping matters (the rubber on the waist kept on leveling my D*I*C*K on my stomach), she pushed it further down as she once again tried placing it on her Pussay entrance (she was still in panti….es).. “Guy arrange, she wants me inside of her, do fast”.. My D*I*C*K. Ministered as I stood up in a speed, removed my boxers and my D*I*C*K started pointing at Joyce’s Picture on the wall (Ashiewooooo!!!!). She also removed every every as I looked for condoms from my uncle’s room. (Btw.. Na here I know say na my uncle room I dey) “If she asks for skin dive, no do am ohhhh”.. My mind said as I was in search of condoms.. Praying she doesn’t ask for skin dive because I will just give it to her as to say me I don over high!!!! Finally found it , and I was set to wear CD for the first time.. I tear am sharp sharp with my teeth while I tried wearing it.. Na for there I know say CD get L(large(, M(medium), S.. Guess what… The ones I saw in the drawer were S(small).. *Are you thinking what I was thinking? *.. She helped me put it on and this made me madt!!.. My D*I*C*K started jerking.. Like say he dey do press-up “UP!!!!!!!!…. down… UP!!!!!!!!.. down”.. But she did something that made things worst.. She kissed my D*I*C’K(the tip).. “Their Father!!!!… Them say I too dirty, say I dey always dey pee, who dem dey kiss now?”.. The tip of my D*I*C*K shouted!!! as it continued his press Up movements.. She helping me wear it(the thing nor cover my thing oh! Na half way e reach) shows that she was ready for sex.. So I kissed her after she finished and asked what her favourite position was. She placed a Pillow just below her hips, her A$ lit up the roam as I could see the pink pussay through pussay hairs.. Chai! Words can’t explain the sight of that moment I tell you.. She looked at me with a hell of a killer looks that had “You asked for it” in it.. *wait, that’s canine style shey? * But before I entered, I just wanted to do something nasty to make her crazy as I bent down to suck on her Pussay but I opened her pussay lips first to study that hole.. Make I know the position well well.. I had to retreat after few seconds because my nose was directly on her harnus.. (Don’t say ewww. That is my line).. But damn.. She loved it!!!!!!! I teased her with the Tip of my D*I*C*K at first as I would put it in and remove it, did this for like 5 times before I finally went in.. I placed my two hands on the bed while I watch my D*I*C*K disappear into her pussay and the sight of it and that wonder A$ raised up like that of an ant was fascinating…. She wasn’t as tight as Esther( ) but damn she was sweeter.. Probably because I wasn’t in a hurry to Kum.. Or she was just too sweet . I started thrusting slowly as she buried her face on the second pillow, holding the bed and squeezing the bedspread that normaly takes me 20mins before I arrange..

Cont.... Each thrust gave me a feeling out of this world but I discovered I was only entering unto the reach of the condom.. So I decided to Go all In.. I thrust in deeper and I heard a scream decorated with moans as she said I was hurting her .. So I had to behave, rest it in there a little and said sorry to her. Then continued some seconds later.. She tried turning her head to kiss me because I was kissing her neck as I told her sorry but it didn’t work.. So I thought it was time I changed positions. I was already having the feeling of Kuming, so that change of position will help me a lot.. “I want to ride on your D*I*C*K”.. The small girl (few minutes ago) turned a loveable who..re said in her moans as I stood up.. Lied down as she climbed on top of me, my hands on her b0-0bs as she kissed me and then used her hands to direct me inside.. But in order to extend that Kuming feeling, I told her I needed to change condoms .. She quickly reached for it, removed, changed and kissed my Thighs.. (Ehehehe! Ladies please kiss our thighs also) Off she went as she rode me to an Island of fantasy with her kneels kneeling just besides my lower abdomen(on the bed).. I was still holding her bosoms when she took my left hand and placed it on her cleetoral hood .. I tried massaging it but it wasn’t that lubricated so I spat on my fingers and took the merchandise back to the hood.. We were on this poisition for some seconds when I could tell she would Kum.. But unfortunately, I was the first to Kum as I for the second time within 24hrs, I felt I was going to cum 3litres.. I came for more than a minute(fiction?) As it didn’t just want to stop coming. *The thing hot me oh! That small hole at the front of the condom definitely couldn’t hold the amount I supplied* But I couldn’t just let this girl down, since I knew she was almost cuming(she was near spasm), I still tried thrusting and massaged her hood but thrusts became irritating.. So I raised her up, placed her on the bed, finge*….red her and ate her up.. I didn’t do this because I wanted to do it, but because I wanted to satisfy her.. (Read somewhere that women always feels disappointed when they are near heavenly feeling and didn’t reach it).. WATCH OUT FOR PART 34

Part 34 After about a minute or two, she raised her waist side up, using her back to lay on the bed as she used her hands to support herself in the position.. I knew what was coming so I sat under her opened legs while I use my right hand to hold her A$, pushed her closer as I continued eating her.. Hair strands were in my mouth as I secretly spat every now and then.. Then finally, I saw some milky substance on my three fingers that were in her and voila.. I increased tempo as the thrusts were making noise. She said some words I didn’t hear but all I could feel was her legs shaking like say na she oyimbo look wey dem give “Shake” the name. She didn’t just Kum though .. Right in my Mouth, and right in my uncle’s bedroom, I felt some liquid that weren’t so milky(thick) pour on my face and into my mouth. “OMG! She is peeing!!!!!!”… I said in my mind.. Yes, she was squ**irting in my mouth!.. I had to act fast as a sharp man, even though I was lost in the “Ewwww” of what just entered my mouth.. In an involuntary attack, I had to arrange fast as I carried her to the edge of the bed, she placed her hands on her hood, rough handling it the way I wouldn’t dare.. The pillow on her face as all I cold hear wear screams under the pillow.. *Ok!.. This was ewwwww! But I just had to pretend I enjoyed it* “Oboy!!!!!… You be man!!!!… Your G.F go truely enjoy you gan!.. Their papa!!!… Ghanian, now a Calabar girl.. We gonna finish them”.. My mind told my tongue and hands as I took time out to watch this girl squirt (those liquids aint pee right?).. After few seconds, she came back to herself as she just lied down in silence.. Perhaps she was so weak because her hands and legs were still shaken and at least, she didn’t pass out like Yvonne.. Why won’t she be weak self? Me wey just enjanlaculated wan faint!!!! After some minutes of resting/silence, I decided to say the first word as it seemed she was now regaining some strength… “That was awesome!!!”.. I said with some sighs painting the words.. She just turned around, looked at me and said she thought she was going to die as that was her first Organism( ), which she had been fantasizing about.. I just couldn’t help but ask her when she became sexually active, she didn’t wanted to say at first but after some sweet lies(or facts?) about how I loved her style/experience, she told me she was 15 when she lost her V. Told me she just had sex 6times but in her quest to look for orga(ni)sm, she do masturlabate with toys.. The convo was getting too much, so I told her we had to clean the mess we made in the room.. She just stood up, wore her mini-skirt and her shirt and told me I should clean it up .. She forgot her pan..t.ies and her B®A, and when I told her, she said “Keep it in your room, I might come get in soon”… It wasn’t so hard cleaning the room, I changed the bedspread, mopped the squ..irts(or pee?) And almost finished an Air Freshener in the room as I could still smell pussay,A$ and seamens all over.. While I was doing this, I started thinking of how Bad/Lucky I have been… Ohhh! I took the condoms to the toilet to be flushed away.. Took me a long while before those small thingies could flush I picked the wet pan..ties and the B®a, a mind told me to sniff it but I just couldn’t(Y’all know that feeling after Kuming nah).. So I went straight to my room to droped them in the wardrobe. Returned back to the sitting room with my Kaftan and my perry coles to meet my “Wonderful” soundcity. PEARL was the VJ presenting something and I just admired her figure 8.. While I was still admiring her, my mind said: “Oboy Arrange!.. Shey Pearl fine like Esther wey you F*U*C*K today? She get hips like Faith? Kak well jor”.. This made me remember faith but I once again shut her out as I went to load my plate with Rice, Beans, Stew and most importantly.. Meats.

I heard the bell(gate) ring immediately I finished washing the plate I used in eating, so I ran outside thinking it was Joyce that was back.. But when I got outside, the Car Horn sounded so much like my uncle’s.. Hence, the arrival of the smart(clueless?) Bros of mine . He got down from the car after like forever making calls inside while I wait outside to collect his bag. >> Story from = www.focuswap.com “Welcome Uncle, how was the journey?”.. I said in a calmed voice while I took his bag from the back seat.. He didn’t even reply me as the first thing he asked was if Esther was at home. (Esther? Like Esther?) I told him she wasn’t home as she went out since morning with a male friend (..Amebo!!! Who asked me?).. This kind of made him angry As he instructed I empty the goodies in the boot and bring the key to his room after I finish washing the car .. I was still scared of the mess in the room so I insisted I helped him carry the bag to his room .. The Maga didn’t even noticed anything, especially after I told him I arranged, swept and mopped the room when I heard he was coming.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 35

Part 35 Was washing the car when Esther came in through the gates, she just greeted me and mocked me washing the car in the afternoon like “Awww! My poor baby, showing another talent of his.. So touching“.. That wasn’t what I was expecting though , I thought I was now a god to her, that she would hug me but who sigh? She went straight to the house anyways.. Still displaying my talent , my mind decided to pop up a query that goes thus: “Why did Daniel ask of Esther? Why did he ask you to wash the car by this time? And why was he behaving somehow when you did a little amebo?”.. It was then I thought of something you will probably be thinking of now.. But I couldn’t just believe it, so I just hurried up to wash the car in order to return the keys to Uncle’s room to see if what YOU are thinking right now and what I WAS thinking was true. On my way to his room, I decided to check on Abigail in her room but I could see she was deeply asleep(Thanks to me ), this made me smile a little and returned to my straight face as I headed to uncle’s room. I tried listening through the door or peeping through the Key Hole but damn all those Turkish Bullet Proof doors!!! The thing nor gree me peep or even listen.. *Oh! Daniel was into imported luxury doors and kitchen cabinets * “How I go do am now? Make I knock? Or make I just go to the window make I see if I go hear anything? Nah.. The window will be closed because of the AC.. Abi make I shout “Uncle’?”.. that was my mind wandering aroung the place.. I was lost in thoughts while my ear was still pasted on the door(the yeye thing still wan hear something mtchewww) when I heard a door opened.. With some speed, I wanted to act fast and be normal but before I could iron the planned action, I heard a voice say “Who are you eavesdropping on?”.. I knew who it was oh! But I still wanted to confirm…I looked up and it was Uncle Daniel coming out of Esther’s room with a face I will pass for that of an angry legion.. “Guy your own don done!!.. See your life?”.. My mind said as I jerked out in my local dialect that I was returning the keys to the car.. “Is that why you are eavesdropping?”.. He said in some commanding voice.. “Uncle no oh!.. I be dey knock but nobody answer, I come dey hear voices for my head, I been tink say na from this room e dey come, not knowing it was from the other room”.. I said with fear but adorned with senses… “Will you shut up your mouth? Useless boy, the witches in your village are already talking to you eh? Common get out of here before I open my eyes”.. He said as he collected his keys.. *as for the Wicthes, Y’all know Edo na.. Juddywoko abeg yahn dem * No.. I wasn’t sad , I knew what I said had some effects on him, especially when Esther come out of the room to see what was happening.. Instead, I left with a smile in my face and my mind kept on saying: “Smart Guy.. He dey bleep Wife and In-law, come get another mistress outside, upon say he dey use (S) condom oh! Chai.. Make I catch that he wife that also cheats, she go confess say families indeed have different things in common” I lost all my sense of pity for both Joyce and Daniel, and for Esther, the idea that she was having an affair with my uncle just made me want her more.. So I sat in the sitting room, thinking of how studip some people think.. My phone rang and it was my Mum, she asked how I was doing and how I am preparing for Jamb and all other mother-son stuffs, she mentioned something about a bad dream.. Me being in the middle of a storm but walking like nothing happened, like I was the master of the storm.. *Y’all know the stories and prayers * After the call dropped, I always thought I had talents in interpreting dreams , so I interpreted the dream as me being in control of My Uncle, His wife and.. His three in-laws that came to spend christmas holiday.

*Good feeling I tell you * “Ladi.. Am going out, when my Wife comes, tell her I went to Abu’s place aiite?”.. My Uncle said with a smile as he met me in the sitting room. I didn’t reply(Strange?) and it looked like his guilty conscience was playing a game on him as he asked if I have eaten, if I had pocket money and if I have heard from my family.. As a sharp guy, I told him I was broke and surprisingly, he gave me Two Thousand Naira. He said stuffs about how sorry he was for shouting on me as his business trip was not that good and bleh bleh bleh.. (I swear I liked my new Uncle) When he left, I just couldn’t stop to think how clueless he was.. The same Abu that has been oiling your wife’s engine? Na him u wan go see? Abeg dey go jare! WATCH OUT FOR PART 36

Part 36 “Omo! 3packets of Condoms.. That one wey dem sell 250naira each na him we go first budget oh guy..”.. My mind in collaboration with my D*I*C*K said as I went straight to Esther’s room. As usual, I didn’t knock as I came inside to see her chatting on her Bold5. With some borrowed anger, I asked her where she went and what was going on between she and my uncle.. On a second thought, maybe I shouldn’t have done that because it made her angry as she started vexing on what right I had to burst in her room to ask questions that even her Dad can’t dare to ask.. If it was because she now plays with me and all other bleh bleh bleh.. I just stood there looking at her with a YOLO face, thinking of what to say after she is done with her fronting.. all those craps she was saying didn’t really get me(I hate lying to myself tho) as I wasn’t even angry at first, I just wanted to act like I was jealous because women loves it. “On a second thought, you look cuter when you are angry you know right?”.. I said with a wide smile decorated with a wink.. I guess it worked .. Because she smiled, called me an Hopeless ashiewo and told me how she didn’t like being asked questions about her life and everything. But I so wanted to confirm if my Uncle was having an affair with her, so I told her my Uncle already bribed me not to tell her senior sister, that I was just jealous because I wanted her all to myself. Hence, the anger. However, she started talking , she said she only had sex with my Uncle before He got married to his sister, and that she was the one that seduced him, how she didn’t enjoy the sex and how he has been pestering her to go on a date with him. Turns out what I saw some minutes back was one of the pestering(I believed her die). I left her in the room, even though she wanted me to stay but the Man UTD Vs Necastle match which was already in 2-2 at 60minutes was to good a match for me to just abandon. “Goaaaaal! Go! Go!! Go!!! Go!!!! Goaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.. I shouted as Chicharito scared a last minute goal to save Man Utd from a 3-3 draw.. .. I ran outside to get recharge card to call my friends that have been yabbing me that my own J.Evans scored an own goal.. But as I stepped outside the gate, I saw Joyce’s car coming, so I had to open the Gate.. “Aunty Good Afternoon..” I said as I was once again looking at her B0-0bs.. This time around, no respect for uncle . “Evening, I thought your uncle was back, where is his car?”.. She asked but I told him he went to see Oga Abu with a straight face as the name “Abu” jilted her. She smiled and said “Wonder shall never end” as she asked where I was Off to.. Now that was strange right? I just had this feeling that she was out to meet Oga Abu, hence the reason why she laughed because definitely, she knew my Uncle wasn’t out to see Oga Abu.. Anyways, I no send!! I told her I wanted to buy recharge card, she gave me Two Thousand naira that I should buy 1500naira MTN for her and 500naira belongs to me . When I got to her room to give her the card, she was in the shower, so I decided I would take the card back and return in few minutes.

Cont.... *Sharp boy!!! * On getting back to the room, she was tying a towel, looking at the mirror while she rubbed her succulent skin with lotion. She told me to help her scratch the card(which I already did) but had to act like I was scratching it as I looked at her opened back while I made sure she saw me through the mirror. #QuestionMode “Aunty, when is faith coming back?”.. I asked since the room was too silent.. She said it was on the next day as her Uncle will be going back to Canada that same day. “Aunty, where is your phone so I can load the card?”.. She pointed to where the phone(IPhone) was, I took the phone but it was locked, so I took it to where she was to open it.. “Aunty is this Iphone3 or Iphone 4? “.. I asked as she opened the phone while she said she didn’t know the version. I got a view of her Thighs since the towel wasn’t that long, and her cleavages were so narrow, even without a B®A on it .. And then I thought how easy it would be to get her Unclad because I was so sure she wasn’t wearing anything under. She must have noticed how lusty I was looking at her because the mirror was directly opposite us but that was what I wanted anyways.. Will she kill me if I act like a man? .. “Have it”.. She said as I could feel my D*I*C*K doing the undertaker’s movement. I collected the phone and loaded the card while facing the other side of the room. Funny I wasn’t conscious enough as my two hands were busy up, my D*I*C*K was on display through my “wonder” kaftans(the one wey I wear na d one wey tailor over slim fit fah).. And my position was side-like to the mirror, so she could have seen the extra bulge inside those kaftans right? (I swear I didn’t know it till know) “Ladi.. Could you help me rub a lotion on my back? Its usually me and your uncle and bleh bleh bleh”.. That was all I heard as my legs did a RIGHT TURN, dropped the phone and said “Sure! Anything for you”.. She opened and applied a lotion on my hands and Off I went.. Mind you, my Mom used to tell me to help her rub lotion on her back, so you can also say I am a master in this act.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 37

Lol..... Abeg easy oh.

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Part 37 I took some seconds to appreciate the spotless skin of my Uncle’s wife as I rubbed the lotion on her body, when I got to her shoulders, I did some massage-ish moves as I pressed her collar bone and this made her jerked. Like she enjoyed it, looking at her reflection from the mirror, I saw her eyes closed and it was a confirmation that she was truly enjoying it… By this time, I was so haroused that I was praying she doesn’t rest or tilt her back towards my direction as she will meet something she doesn’t enjoy from my Uncle.. I left the shoulder, down to her lower back as my fingers passed through her side ribs.. I could swear I touched her b0-0bs but hey!!.. My thinking faculty was gone as this wasn’t lotion rubbing again, it was now a romantic caress… “No! No!!.. Back to the shoulder, I was really enjoying that”.. She said as she bent her neck for me to place her hands.. “Oboy!.. Na shoulder you dey oh!!.. Your hands never even reach that pussay and she don dey enjoy am? Carry on jor chaar!!!!”.. My mind said as I placed my hands back on her neck, massaging it as she closed her eyes.. Mind you, the towel was still very much on her but I swear, my mind don remove the towel as I imagined me F*U*C*King the same girl that was moaning to Abu’s thrusts few days back.. At this time, my conscience had no say in these as all I wanted was satisfy my urges which were on high on per minute billing…. But before I could think of what to do to hide my Attention, she was already standing up telling me I could pass for a Spa worker and how she has a friend that runs a spar somewhere in the Island.. She was still talking when she saw me putting my hands in my kaftan in an attempt to put that snake in between my legs inside the IN between my legs….. In my mind at that very moment, I was like “Kill Me now please!!..because it was kind of weird you know? “What are you hiding?”.. She asked with a smile “Ummm.. Aunty, its not what you are thinking”.. I said with an embarrassed face, but for my mind ehhhh.. That smile na proof say I dey on good path fah.. “Common.. Don’t be such a kid.. I mean, who won’t get a hard-on after seeing and even touching my half Unclad body? Its expensive maintaining you know?”.. She said with a naughty smile as she went to her closet to put on something.. At this moment, I knew it would be easier than I thought as I sent a message to my D*I*C*K saying: “Oboy, I don leave you oh! Am not a kid ” While I removed mY hands from the pocket of the kaftans.. “So Ladi, what else can your hands do aside give a sensible massage to a lone defenseless lady huh?”.. “Ahahaha! She is asking for my C.V? Give am fast!!!” My hands sent a message to the brain.. “They made a girl Kum and pass out, they even made your sister Tweet rubbish she later deleted, and finally, it also made your sister squirt”.. Ehehehehe! Not what you are thinking, that was me thinking.. I dey craze wey I go talk that kind thing? Well, I told her I was yet to explore it as her body was the first I touched in a long time. She gave me craps about she talking to her friend to get me a job at the Spa all other crappy craps.. But the only thing I got from all these was when she said she will call on me anytime from now to give her a massage so she will see if really I am good at it.. *thats more like an interview right? I smiled and told her thank you as I left her room.. Not disappointed but happy that I found out she was not different from Esther.. She was a lover of Banging (or so I thought). Besides, I wouldn’t want Esther or Abigail to suspect anything because I was spending more time than expected in the room. I got back to the sitting room, thinking of having my Uncle’s wife Unclad right in front of me and me ride her to the fullest while I watch highlights of the EPL match.. I called friends with my Awuf credits as I laughed hard, not minding if everyone was around.. After all, I had all of them under control .. (Mum’s dream was already coming to pass sha ) Nothing spectacular happened for the rest of the day aside me opening the gate for my Uncle, eating my dinner and going to bed. WATCH OUT FOR PART 38

Part 38 At about 10pm in the night, I had a wet dream(Mtcheww.. And they say only virgins have it?) While I dreamt of having a party with Joyce and Abigail and trust me, it was funny! especially when I remembered trying to go down on Joyce and found out she had a D*I*C*K instead of a Pussay.. Well, after changing the underwears, I went back to bed but couldn’t find sleep as all I was thinking was SEX! SEX!! SEX!!!.. Then I couldn’t Masturlabate again, as in, My hands cannot give 10% of the pussay walls feeling.. So why should I disturb my hands? At about 12:30pm when I was about sleeping, I saw a call from a number I didn’t know, and I must say I hate night calls!. “Guy pick am, e fit be Faith ohh!”.. My mind said as I ponder on who it could be. I picked it as it took some seconds before the caller could talk. I, myself didn’t say anything either as I waited for the voice I thought was faith’s.. “Hey Baby.. How about I come take my panties? Seems I got none to wear to bed”.. .. Y’all know who that is right? Perfect!!!!!!!! After some naughty talks about what I would do to her, she said she would be at my door in 20mins time as she was about taking her bath.. Bleh bleh! With speed, I jumped down my bed, straight to the bathroom to brush my teeh, sprayed perfume under my armpit and even inside my underwears .. Under 1minute!!! I got back to the room and the time was so slow!!.. Ahan! I look phone and it was 12:35am, I come check 40mins later , it was still on 12:37.. WTF! .. Na so I vex throway phone say make e rest! Few minutes later, I got a message on my phone and with speed, I opened it and saw “I hate knocking you know “.. In the same spiritual speed, I ran to the door, opened it and praaah.. There she was, dressed in her nighties, lips stick on and I could swear she was wearing more make up than I imagined.. But guess who it was?. ESTHER!!!!! Like WTF!!.. She was shocked to see me shocked.. As I stammered and asked her what she was doing up here .. She said she left her pant…ies in my room on christmas day while she was dressing up.. Omo! I shock!!! “Oboy! Thank god say you no call names oh! , na so final whistle for blow? See sheygyei fah!!! I don die!!!!!”.. I said in my mind as I tried containing the fu*ck She asked if I was expecting someone else but I smiled and said I was just toying with her as I tried hiding the shock.. Wait, was I the only one thinking it was Abigail the last born? She smiled as she entered inside silently while I closed the door. I turned back and voila, she jumped on me as she kissed me like kilode.. I kissed her back, as I held her right in my palms while I walked towards the bed.. And my hands touched her bare A$$, which means she didn’t wear pant..ies(Jasi Girl!!).. I dropped her on the bed as I still smelled the soap she used in bathing on her skin.. Then she took off her nighties under my red dimmed lights as I looked and pulled my kaftans as I was still shocked as to why I thought it was Abigail.. “I came Just for you.. so I can bribe you to help me look for my undies”.. She said as she looked at me with eyes full of lust and all I could tell her was for her to save the talk for later as it is time she does what she promised few mins ago on the phone.. Now I was relieved, because the naughty girl on phone some few minutes ago couldn’t be Abigail .. Or so I thought.. I climbed the bed(not fully Unclad) as I started kissing the nawty lady below me while I caressed her bosoms. She was already as wet as wet when my hands reached down there to see if she was wet and hell yeah, this showed I didn’t really have to do much pre- intimacy. “You are so wet baby”.. I told her as I turned myself over while she followed suit. She climbed on top of me to take the lead role she promised to do on the phone and Off we went, I was just down there, letting the girl take lead. She kissed me on my lips, my neck and walked her hands down to my chest where she teased me by tinkling me on my ribs ..Her hands slid down my boxers and headed straight to my D*I*C*K to give me that same tinkling feeling as I jerked and gave out a fake moan.. She laughed and said it was time for me to use pillow to cover my face as she will revenge what I did to her earlier today(or yesterday? It was almost 1am). “You dey craze? No try am oh! She fit use knife cut me commot fah! Better insure and secure me”.. My D*I*C*K communicated as I wanted to cover my face .. So I told her I want to see her do her worst.. She smiled as she started stroking my D*I*C*K while she kissed me in a tongue twisting manner, she wanted to squeeze it at first but for where? Something wey don burst one side of the boxer na him she wan squeeze? Abi dem dey squeeze Iron Rod? WATCH OUT FOR PART 39

Part 39 After much stroking, kissing and every every, she reached down for a pillow and gave me to rest my head as I watch her return a favour she promised on christmas day.. She kissed me once again as she went straight to my tight boxers and within a second, she drew it down to reveal the celebrity of the moment as it came to standing like “1″, with a self praise stand like that of balotelli’s 2012 Euro goal stance.. *i could imagine it say “I don show! U be no wan release me for the over perfumed mask shey?”* She smiled again as she kissed the tip of it and then took it in her wet mouth. Ok, I just have to describe the feeling I had that moment.. IT WAS AWESOME!!!….. She held my D*I*C*K with her hand, stroking it with the hands with the help of the lubrication that came from her mouth and the movement of her tongue at the tip of my D*I*C*K.. Holy Cow!!!!!!! And for the second time, I didn’t know when I started letting out some moans I find funny up till now.. I knew she would want me to also touch her but damn she was out of reach.. The only thing I could do was help her hold her brazilian hair to keep it from disturbing her.. Hence, helping her maximize my pleasure but mbanu!!! I felt I wasn’t doing enough as I raised her head up looking into her eyes and noooooooooo.. She was coming for my lips….. Shiiiiiiit! She wanted me to taste my pre-kum!!!! Well, she kissed my lips and……… I liked it as she set down again to continue her work on my D*I*C*K which she never really left as her hands were still holding it tight!!!! I caressed her bosoms and told her I want her to also taste herself from me.. Then she smiled nawtily and said I should let her prove to me that truly, she Loves BJ.. Now that wasn’t funny!.. Knowing fully well that if I enjanlaculated, I wouldn’t want to give her a head again so I quickly turned around telling her I wanted to lick her dry too that I also loved going down there , placed my face in between her legs as my legs where now resting on the wall.. Oh! And my waist was on the pillow.. There it was, the wonderland that I banged for 20mins under the influence of Aphrodicodi on christmas day, staring in front of me, wanting me to eat IT up as I rounded my left hand on her thighs, just below the A$$.. She moaned to this as I asked her “How About a 69? Heard it never fails for a searching mission”.. She smiled and said my wish was her command in some “Give it to me already” She started first as she took my snake into her as she continued the stroking, tongue movement, but this time, she was now playing with my pained balls.. Chai! I swear Lisa Ann na learner!!!!! I breathed into her pussay as I used my right hand(fingers) to path those shining La….hbia in which just beneath lied a pink shining wonderland.. I kissed it and started eating it out while she was still BJing me.. I could feel her moans on my snake(tired of using asterisks to separate deeek! ) as I felt warmed breathing all over.. My tongue went in on her hole as I could bet my lower jaw was caressing her cleetoral hood and the more I use my tongue on her, the deeper she deepthroated my D*I*C*K. “Chuck one finger for her yan…sh!!!”.. My mind suggested as I look for a way to make her kum before I kum .. I read in a novel that a female’s center of gravity lies just between the walls separating the A$$-hole and the Pussay-hole.. Surprisingly, it wasn’t a bad Idea to me as I was super high.. I obeyed my humble mind as I inserted a finger into her Yanxxxxh while I tongue- *F*U*C*K her(Don’t even say ewww.. Try am and I will break ur head ..) and at this instant, she left out one crazy moan but she closed her mouth immediately to reduce the intensity of the moans.. She stopped giving me my normal BJ as all she was now doing was stroking at a very high speed while she used her legs to hold down my head!!! *Omo! I thought my ears will just die that moment *.. And for you that said “ewww!”, pray your G.F never meets me When I saw the effect of this, I wanted to be stroking my finger inside of her yanxxh but the way she tightened her legs on my skull, it was so tight that I couldn’t move my hands again so I resulted into pressing the finger downward towards the pussay hole and voila!!!.. I found her G—-spot!!!! *trust me, nasty things drive them girls crazy!!!!!!* The strokings I got were so high that I had that kuming feeling, so I swore to myself that we will Kum at the same time(I mumu shey) as I continued the forward pressing and tongue-f*u*c*king her little hole.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 40

Ewww! Dis is too much ooh. U v turned to an expert mother fucker, in a twinkle of an eye.

She deh BJ-ing you, you also ask for 69-ing!!! Come to think of it, 69 no be number? BJ no be abbreviation of someone name(i.e Banji, Banjo)???. You no go corrupt me fah!!! I deh think say ....*no let me say anything*. tongue-fuck!!! Next Please

Hmmmmm

Okay ooo, na so una don dey play rematch (abi na second leg we go call am) 4 ur bed, no refree, no spectators, no commentator..ride on man

@Courage Why did you leave comment on sex story?? If you don't like it, you won't comment!! Just keep calm and enjoy it as usual!

Episode 40 I had to move my legs to tell her to stop stroking as I wanted to focus on her alone since it seemed I would kum any soon and I so wanted to Kum in her mouth.. Minutes later, she tightened her legs more as I could feel her shake to the rhythm of her Kuming body and then I felt those whitish liquid popped out of her.. *How did I feel it? It is thick and feels like natural cow milk.. You get? .. No! It doesn’t taste like milk * Then I knew this was it as she got down from the position we were in, reached for my pillow as she screamed into it.. I had to place another pillow on top of her as she shook her body and touched herself where she knows best.. If anyone came in to meet us at this moment, you will probably think I was killing her because I placed a pillow on her face while she shaked like someone running out of breath.. For about 10seconds, she continued the spasm but hey! Excuse me!!.. I never Kum nah, why all this fronting?.. I felt she was going to give me a head once more but she was just lying down there telling me I am some na…sty old marafacker that comes once in a millenium .. Like I care.. Mtchewww! I just pretended I was ok *Dear women that doesn’t Kum after sex, trust me, this made me one of you!* I gave her tissues to clean myself up as my mind and nose started battling.. *convo Mind: Smell that hand make you see how e dey smell jor! Nose: Guy no try am ohhhhh! I never try for you since? Aha! Abeg stop that play Although I wanted to smell it, but I just had to listen to my nose as I lied down there loosing my hellrection to frustration.. She laid on my bed, told me that was her 3rd orga(ni)sm and the other two were gotten from toys.. She cleaned herself up, wore her nighties and she walk sheepishly towards the door with a grin on her face as I could still see her Kum on her legs from the reflection of the light in the lobby.. Goodnight.. She said as she went to her room whatever way she came.. I just lied down and couldn’t sleep on the wet bed, so I decided to lay on the floor thinking about the painment in my balls.. Ended up stroking myself sha Mind you, She nor carry her panties again oh I woke up very early in the morning to set and arrange somethings and damn, my mouth was super Acidic, so I ran into the bathroom to brush my teeth. While I was brushing, I saw traces of dried mucus(her Kum?) On my face, this made me remembered the yeye mission I embarked on.. Anyway, she warned me didn’t she? After doing the needful in the room, sprayed Air Deodorants and every every, I headed straight to go do my chores at about 6am. I didn’t bother about Dishes and sweeping because I knew my personal persons will take care of them, so I went to wash the cars that weren’t so dirty.. Just finished washing the cars when Joyce came down in her nighties to come check if I had washed her car because they would be leaving to go pick up Faith at her Uncle’s. As usual, she gave me the normal mean face but I didn’t realize I was smiling like a Goat that is being roasted in the fire until I saw my reflection on the clean glass of my uncle’s car. “Guy na lie!.. She come see you jare.. All this her excuse na fronting”.. My mind said as I questioned the reason it made me smile. At about 9am, THEY(Joyce and Abigail) were already off to Ikeja to go and pick up Faith, Uncle went and exactly 10minutes later, Esther told me she was going to see a friend as she give me a peck telling me last night was the best!.. Actually, I believed her.. But a silent whispering came to mind saying: “Guy arrange!.. A friend by this time? Why e be say na as ur uncle commot she sef commot?”.. I was letting my mind wander, at last, I decided I was going to call my Tailor friend that is opposite the estate to ask him some questions. He told me my uncle’s SUV was just opposite the estate gate and it seemed he was waiting for somebody. I dropped the phone as he started asking when next my uncle go dash me make I bring market for am.. At least the silent whispering wasn’t wrong right? I became very angry.. No!, I wasn’t angry at her, I was angry at me for believing the lies she told me yesterday… And I was also smiling, imagining how Uncle will ride her.. I called Asamoah some minutes later, he asked why I haven’t replied his tweets and all other craps.. Told him I have been busy and all other good craps. Funny enough, I asked him the name of the drugs they mixed in the vodka I took some days back, he didn’t really say but he said he was gonna get some for me.. If and only If I told him what I want to do with it. Couldn’t tell him, especially when he came to my house with his Senior Sister who was 2years older than him.. My Oh My!!!.. She was a black beauty to behold with some fatty legs. She wasn’t that fat but her legs na bulldozer(nor be yam legs abeg!) and I didn’t really listen to her name when he was introducing her, all I heard was that she schooled in Ghana and comes to Nigeria once in a while. Hell! She had a typical Ghanian body.. *Google Jackie Appiah!* WATCH OUT FOR PART 41

You badt

Y i dey pity u sef?

Episode 41 In a joking manner, I told asamoah that I liked her sister… And he said something that made me believe he is really a mad man! . Like “Abeg try toast am, am tired of listening to her stories of her Ghanian B.Fs.. She needs to feel the nigerian blend!”.. *Ehehehehe! I know, its either he was madt, or he YAF madt.* This came as a shock though, but it yaf tey that I have been hiding shocks, so I just told him he is a badman!! Rained praises on him as the sister sat in the car waiting for us to finish talking. He went to the car, told his sister that he wants to pee in my house, that I would keep her busy when he is gone.. JACKPOT!!!!! Ok, I suck at wooing girls. Maybe because I don’t believe seeing a girl for the first time should guarantee a proposal, or I am just too shy to ask a girl out on first meet. So, I got close to the car and was like: “Umm.. I didn’t get your name earlier you know?”.. In my borrowed ascent ohhhhh! She told me her name was Angela AGAIN.. Omo! Na so flow start oh! *Convo Me: Wow! So I am guessing you are from Los Angeles huh? She: *startled*.. Pardon? Me: According to legends, Los Angeles is a place were angels landed when they came to earth and after they landed, they all went lost.. Hence, the “LOS” before the “ANGELES*.. Ummm! I guess Angeles in english also means Angela.. *She was smiling at this time* She laughed and said “That was so lame! , but funny, please tell me you haven’t used it on any girl!!!”.. I told her she will determine if I would use it on another girl, that I had to cook something up that will make a beautiful girl like her smile because the smile was needed in order for me to collect her phone number.. She asked if I was on BBM, na so I lie say iont like BB’s Battery, so I am a big fan of Nokia (Omo! People hate BB dat time sha, even people wey nor know wetin BB mean, dem go say dem no like d ba3). Anyway, Collected her number still as I called her right at that moment to see if it was the real number. Asamoah came and smiled, giving me a good eye symbol as he told I owed him a favour but who send? As far as he boosts my reputation in front of his sister. I followed them to the estate gate, dropped there and headed to a Shopping Mall closed to the estate to get some condoms . I got the expensive ones, and make I no Bleep up, I come begin dey ask the girl(supermarket attendant) which size she go suggest … Trust me, I was happy! Maybe because of that convo I had with ANGELA from LOS ANGELES Everybody was looking at me like say na crime to buy condoms but I send? Mtchewww.. But I swear the girl was short for words. She said she would suggest Small size , I laughed out loud and told her she has no idea what I had under. *Ikr? I lost my senses in Faith’s bosoms and Bottom remember?* After much disturbance, I got a medium and a large one, just to give way for other people and as I was on my way out, one Jehova Witness Lady came to meet me and was telling me that Fornication is a sin to God.. Na so I begin form Jew. Like “Sister, trust me, my Uncle that is married sent me this, I don’t fornicate”.. She gave me a flyer and started saying things about why christmas shouldn’t be celebrated.. I wished she knew what I gained just for this christmas.. Mtchewww! I collected her AWAKE which I eventually dropped at my Tailor’s place and was Off to my house. Immediately when I got closed to the street next to our street, I heard a Car Horn and the car stopped in front of me, na so I hide my merchandise for my Pockets. *No! I wasn’t wearing a kaftan this time* It was Joyce’s Car, Abigail sat in the front and definitely, surely, Faith was at the back. I didn’t even wait for her to ask me to come in before I started opening the door that was obviously locked. When I got inside, my mind started judging my actions like “Oboy! You sure say you suppose enter? This one wey Faith just act like say she no see you so, things go happen oh!!!”.. But I had to answer a voice that asked where I was coming from. And I told IT I went to see a friend! *Iont lie!*.. I opened the gate, they went in and Faith didn’t say a word to anybody. Asamoah called me sometimes in the afternoon when I tried reading for JAMB(e gree enter??) and told me the favour he wanted from me. He said he wanted to invest into Abigail(the last born oh) as she is a potential big market.. Ok, if you don’t understand that, I will explain.. Investment/Investing is a term we use for girls that are still innocent, like the ones that are yet to fully develop their physical appearance. So when he said he wanted to invest, he meant he wanted to woo her and keep her till she is fully matured. Call it a FIRST LOVE. Funny right? Like does he know that Abigail’s stock are already in the market? .. Well, Unto say I don’t like saying bad things about people, I just told him he is a bad Guy as I promised to get her number for him and I told him she was a good girl who hardly goes, always reading her books and other craps. Dropped the call and wanted to call ANGELA immediately, but my mind sent a message like “Tah! Don’t be in a hurry, pretend like say you never remember am “.. Na so I arrange fast drop my phone and went straight to the sitting room were them girls (Joyce/Abigail) were cooking. They sent me BEEF and TURKEY and abigail volunteered to follow me. Nothing special happened on the road as we only talked about school, about the quietness of the hood and how local the boys around were. We did talk about her panties and she told me I had to return it sometime before 3rd of January else she comes take it. And Hell, I was having a hard-on while I walk with her, especially with the way she was all over me. I come begin dey tell everybody for road say na my cousin. I collected her number though

Part42 Got back home feeling like a celebrity because of the way people were looking at me. Waited for hours to eat my meal and voila, I found myself sitting close to Faith on the dining but I didn’t say a word to her, she was talking about her cousins and all other craps.. Oh! I came to meet Uncle Daniel and Esther home, no idea if they came together tho. Someone called Abigail and I could bet my fingers that it was Asamoah because I sent him her number some mins back so she had to excuse herself from the table. Immediately I finished eating, I called ANGELA and made sure Faith heard me because we were both seated with Uncle Daniel watching Tinsel. Although I left for the room, I had to make sure she knows I was talking to a girl. ANGELA was another girl with a killer sense of humor as we spoke closed to 20minutes saying funny things to each other, we mentioned something about Banku(I spelt well?) Which I told her I got to know through wizkid’s Azonto song. I told her Banku means Pussay and she laughed as she told me it was a food(shey I nor know b4?), she promised to teach me the Azonto and she promised to give me Banku to eat .. *I don’t know about you, but that Banku to me was her Pussay 10pm at night, I went to bath and was reading my Use Of English Textbook which by far isn’t my favorite, I got bored and wondered what the girls at home would be doing by now so I went to the sitting room and guess who I met there? Faith!!!! I sat down looking at at the TV with a “IDGAF” face. I guess she also had the face as she was pressing her phone, which definitely meant she was tweeting!. I brought my phone out and went back to my poo as I opened twitter, straight to her handle to see her tweets and hell!.. What I saw weren’t that friendly “He thinks I give a Bleep?”…. “And the kid is seated, grab your pop corn”… “Lol! Die already please”!!.. *her tweets* It was annoying though(especially the kid part), but I just held myself. I wanted to retweet one of her tweet but my mind disagreed. “Call Angela!!!!!!!”.. My mind finally thought of something aside anger as I called Angela, omo! Come see flow and laughing , I now invited her over to my house the following day as she will teach me the azonto she promised me. Of course Faith heard it and tweeted that I was making fake calls .. After the call, I went to my room. Stayed awake till 1am thinking someone would come find his/ her panties again but who sigh? Dem nor come It was on saturday 29th, everyone was doing their own personal chores as the Estate management were doing the cleanups. I was the first to finish but later got more work.. I pressed my Uncle’s and Joyce’s clothes which I learned were wearing to a wedding ceremony of their colleague.. I pressed with happiness as I knew Angela will come and spend any time she wants to. Hours after the chores, I waited for my Uncle and Wife to go, and then Esther said she was going to the movies to hang out with some friends, I was now asking her why she won’t take Abigail with her, that she hardly goes out and bleh bleh bleh.. Yup! I was trying my best so it will be just me and my Faith… Well, I suck-seeded in cajoling her as Abigail smiled and told me thank you with a wink (Moomoo didn’t know I wasn’t doing it for her). Immediately they left, I increased the volume of the home theatre, called Angela that the coast was clear and she said she was coming in a Taxi … TAXI? *Y’all thinking what I was thinking? I swear I nor get 3k to pay Taxi ohhh! Sha, an hour later, she called me to say she was at my Gate but I nor gree come out on time. Even when I came out, the first thing I looked for was the Taxi and it wasn’t there. I come begin dey form say I be wan pay the taxi, say she for nor allow am go. I wanted to continue my lies but it came to a stop when I saw this girl standing in front of me all set, I madt!!!!!…She was putting on a lepoard skinned Leggings and a shirt that exposed her stomach for me to see the piercing on her navel(Yeah! Imagine those girls in Wande Coal’s The kick or Skuki’s Silifa ), her lap like that of a Cow, A$$ set and her bosoms packaged with ease.. Then finally, the thing that drove me crazy, I could see that TINY panty line that pops out from the hips when a girl is wearing a Geee-String. .. Hell! I could see her fat pussay lips tru the leggings “OBOY! Another Ghanian!!!! This one na over everything”.. That was my D*I*C*K talking as I felt it wake up!.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 43

Part42 Got back home feeling like a celebrity because of the way people were looking at me. Waited for hours to eat my meal and voila, I found myself sitting close to Faith on the dining but I didn’t say a word to her, she was talking about her cousins and all other craps.. Oh! I came to meet Uncle Daniel and Esther home, no idea if they came together tho. Someone called Abigail and I could bet my fingers that it was Asamoah because I sent him her number some mins back so she had to excuse herself from the table. Immediately I finished eating, I called ANGELA and made sure Faith heard me because we were both seated with Uncle Daniel watching Tinsel. Although I left for the room, I had to make sure she knows I was talking to a girl. ANGELA was another girl with a killer sense of humor as we spoke closed to 20minutes saying funny things to each other, we mentioned something about Banku(I spelt well?) Which I told her I got to know through wizkid’s Azonto song. I told her Banku means Pussay and she laughed as she told me it was a food(shey I nor know b4?), she promised to teach me the Azonto and she promised to give me Banku to eat .. *I don’t know about you, but that Banku to me was her Pussay 10pm at night, I went to bath and was reading my Use Of English Textbook which by far isn’t my favorite, I got bored and wondered what the girls at home would be doing by now so I went to the sitting room and guess who I met there? Faith!!!! I sat down looking at at the TV with a “IDGAF” face. I guess she also had the face as she was pressing her phone, which definitely meant she was tweeting!. I brought my phone out and went back to my poo as I opened twitter, straight to her handle to see her tweets and hell!.. What I saw weren’t that friendly “He thinks I give a Bleep?”…. “And the kid is seated, grab your pop corn”… “Lol! Die already please”!!.. *her tweets* It was annoying though(especially the kid part), but I just held myself. I wanted to retweet one of her tweet but my mind disagreed. “Call Angela!!!!!!!”.. My mind finally thought of something aside anger as I called Angela, omo! Come see flow and laughing , I now invited her over to my house the following day as she will teach me the azonto she promised me. Of course Faith heard it and tweeted that I was making fake calls .. After the call, I went to my room. Stayed awake till 1am thinking someone would come find his/ her panties again but who sigh? Dem nor come It was on saturday 29th, everyone was doing their own personal chores as the Estate management were doing the cleanups. I was the first to finish but later got more work.. I pressed my Uncle’s and Joyce’s clothes which I learned were wearing to a wedding ceremony of their colleague.. I pressed with happiness as I knew Angela will come and spend any time she wants to. Hours after the chores, I waited for my Uncle and Wife to go, and then Esther said she was going to the movies to hang out with some friends, I was now asking her why she won’t take Abigail with her, that she hardly goes out and bleh bleh bleh.. Yup! I was trying my best so it will be just me and my Faith… Well, I suck-seeded in cajoling her as Abigail smiled and told me thank you with a wink (Moomoo didn’t know I wasn’t doing it for her). Immediately they left, I increased the volume of the home theatre, called Angela that the coast was clear and she said she was coming in a Taxi … TAXI? *Y’all thinking what I was thinking? I swear I nor get 3k to pay Taxi ohhh! Sha, an hour later, she called me to say she was at my Gate but I nor gree come out on time. Even when I came out, the first thing I looked for was the Taxi and it wasn’t there. I come begin dey form say I be wan pay the taxi, say she for nor allow am go. I wanted to continue my lies but it came to a stop when I saw this girl standing in front of me all set, I madt!!!!!…She was putting on a lepoard skinned Leggings and a shirt that exposed her stomach for me to see the piercing on her navel(Yeah! Imagine those girls in Wande Coal’s The kick or Skuki’s Silifa ), her lap like that of a Cow, A$$ set and her bosoms packaged with ease.. Then finally, the thing that drove me crazy, I could see that TINY panty line that pops out from the hips when a girl is wearing a Geee-String. .. Hell! I could see her fat pussay lips tru the leggings “OBOY! Another Ghanian!!!! This one na over everything”.. That was my D*I*C*K talking as I felt it wake up!.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 43

Ride on......

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How we no ask of you?? The last time weh we ask of you be say person tell us something happen! And we never pray something bad should happen thats why we just kept mute. ah wan ask sef but as everybody deh comment and ah no wan make it be only me, thats why I never even comment since VAL had continue!! If una deh vex say we no ask about you, we deh sorry... no vex!!! Please.. We Are Sorry!

Make fait jealous u hear? @favourite no vex. I be hear say u go rescue Tolani ni..

Na tenniebenson i go recue fah....u knw shey she strong small....na so i go fight for spiritual world....na God save me o.....tennie no go kill me i swear....tanx to all my well wishers....its a good news coz i gat a promotion @ work....

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Part 43 I was walking behind this goddess as I was looking for a word to qualify the to and fro movement of that A$$.. Didn’t see a word so I just decided to call it Bakololo, knowing very well that she will see me through the widow reflection, I just focos my eyes for the yanxxxh.. *Timaya later saw this kinda on yanxxh and he ran to sing UKWU!!!!!!!!!!..mtchessss* She asked who was home, I told her I was the only one (I lied?).. Asked for a SmirnOff ice but to show you I was not with my mind, I gave her Power Horse, or was I acting with good instincts? She gavesome story about when her Dad flogged her on her Bum-Bum and how she couldn’t sit for days but at this moment, I was getting impatient so I placed my hand (left) on her Back, lowered it to her A$$ and asked her to show me where her Dad flogged as I wanted to massage it.. She just smiled and said she would teach me azonto first, den we go and eat Banku.. (Chai! Ajebotas no get problem I swear!..) But I had to make something clear here, so I asked “Hope its my own version of Banku”? with some “YOLO” face. She laughed and said I wouldn’t dare eat that, that its gonna burn my tongue. “Let me worried about that baby”.. I said as she stood up to dance azonto for me, by this time, I was tired of showing my gentleman self as I went to sit down at a place her A$$ was facing.. The sight of that shaking something gave my Brain a knock out as my hormones took over the duty of the brain, I stood up to dance with her. Before now, all I wanted was to prove a point to Faith that I was not a small boy but now!.. I would kill Faith if she mistakenly disturb me seeing that Bare A$$.. I qucikly switched from USB to soundcity because all those Azonto beats wouldn’t let me get her in the mood. Luckily for me, DRAKE’s BEST I EVER HAD was playing and she started giving stories of how she loved the song.. She wanted to say something else when I grabbed her A$$, squeezed it and my hand felt like it was pressing a Balloon. She looked at me with her eyes closed as a motive said I should kiss her and tell her what she wants to hear. “You are the best I ever had babe.. Been afraid of love but now I am ready.. I guess this is what they call love”.. I said to her as I held her by the hips, kissed those red lips of her as she became free with me, rounded her hands around my neck as she kissed me so passionately that I started telling myself that those words worked. “No.. Its lust, and we will enjoy it while it lasts”.. She said into my ears as she returned to kissing me. Me hearing this gave me a relief , Like I just lied I was inlove? .. I placed my hands on her fat A$$ as I drew it closer to introduced the BANKU (HerPussay) and the eater of the Banku(D*I*C’K) She left out a moan as she said we should get a room.. With speed, I carried her GUCCI pulse as I described my room for her while she be at the front, but I was gunned to her A$$ like a magnet.. When I was passing the Lobby, I made sure I say some nawti things that faith would hear. And She(Angela) was just smiling “Banku Ready yet?”.. I asked with a nawti toned voice as I closed the door to my room, closed the cottons and quickly switched on my Red light as she just sat there smiling.. Then when I was done, I looked at her and she said “Seems you have to prepare the Banku yourself, its not ready”.. “Correct girl!!!!… Abeg no forget say I must KUM oh guy”… My D*I*C*K managed to say even though it was already pained from the over folding in the tight boxers. I smiled and stood by the side of the bed, drew her legs closer to me as her inner thighs were touching my Front side, then I said “I am a professional cook you know?”.. I walked my hand around her hair as I kissed the hell out of her while one of my fast hands went straight to the bottons of the shirt.. Dumb me didn’t know there was no botton.. Anyhow, she pulled my shirt in speed as she kissed and walked her hands down my spine bones.. Omo! This one na spoiler!!!!!.. See as she take spoil my bottons!!! I finally went into bed with her as she held my trousers by the waist and drew me in while she removed the belt I was wearing. When she was doing this, I was busy opening her Bra, even though I was not perfect in that (YET), I knew that the B…R.A was tired of carrying overload goods, so it didn’t even wait for me to try openeing it before it went loose WATCH OUT FOR PART 44

Part44 She laid me down as she removed my trousers and my perry coles. She tried removing the tight boxers but I told her it was not time to eat yet as its still in the fire. Still in her smiling face, she laid on me with those b0-0bs on my chest as she kissed me.. With the way she was moving those b0-0bs, she didn’t need to tell me that she wanted a VIP treatment on them. I turned her over as I fed on her b0-0bs.. two of my hands couldn’t cover one as I tried pressing it down while I move my tongue around her neeeples which I thought were already hellrect.. But by the time I did the tongue flinging on those b0-0bs, I heard moans and I felt them stand!!!!.. I went straight to those leggings as I pulled it down escorted with kisses.. Kissed her hips, her thighs, her inner thighs, kneel and even toes as I pulled it. Then I looked up at her like when Usain Bolt want to run a 100M and is told “GET SET!!!!”.. Her eyes were closed as she was moaning like something I can’t explain.. Let’s say Hyena?.. I went straight up again.. I couldn’t just help but appreciate the flower in the Pubeec region of her black Gee-string.. I kissed the flower, inshort I use my mouth cut the flower while I stylishly pressed my jaw on her pussay.. She moved her body and tried pressing my head down there but unto say I nor want make she abandon my KUM-Less Dick, I rejected that Type of cooking. Still on my way up, I met that pierced navel and I used my tongue to play with it.. Oh! Did I tell you she pierced her tongue?.... Good! Na for were I see the piercing I remember say something been dey chuk me for her tongue. I returned to kissing her as I fantasized about a pierced tongue on my D*I*C*K.. Make he for nor lost, I arranged her hands and put it on my D**CK and with the way the stroking lubricated, I knew my D*I*C*K don release small small tire!!!.. When her hands got down there, she stroked it and said “Wow!!!”.. *do I need to xplain that? Ok.. Maybe I was 8inches? at 17?* I pushed her panti…es to one side as I manipulated her, each finger with its own purpose.. Three were in her hole(e tight sha), the thumb was up massaging the hood and the smallest finger was just laying there caressing the thin line between the rectu..m and the holde. I decided to give her a head but she was faster as she pushed me on the bed and gave me a head of life!!.. She wasn’t as Good as Esther but damn that piercing was doing more than enough work!!!!.. I wanted a 69 oh but she told me its turn by turn.. After mins of she deepthroating me, I felt the urge to Kum, I wanted her to stop but before I could, the MILK don dey reach the reachables.. She knew I was coming and she kept on deepthroating!!!.. Then I felt her eyes open as the electric shock traveled my spine down to my balls as I pumped the pumping pumps into her mouth.. I expected her to stop asap but omo, she was licking me dry as she drew the milk out of me.. Have u ever seen a water pumping machine take water from the water well? Well, na so she dey suck the tin comot as I felt some cum on my Ball.. She obviously didn’t swallow it . “Baba! Today na today, you go enter second round by force!!!!”.. My D*IC*K said as I encouraged myself because this girl surely doesn’t want to leave here without me eating her Banku!!!.. Guess what!!!.. She kissed me with my Kum in her mouth as she even spat into my mouth.. (Don’t say ewwwww.. Na me get am!!) After this, she lied down, spread her legs open like all those big turkeys wey dem dey put on display.. The one wey dem dey sell after dem don remove the feathers nah!! Ahan… And then she said she wants me to take her to Ghana and come back .. “Omo! My new name na GMGAC(Ghana must go and come)” my tongue said.. At this point, I lost my urge but hey! Are you kidding me? I get record to keep nah. Na so I kiss her, feeengered her and took my GMGAC down there as I didn’t need to part those Lahhbia of hers because they were already gorged up like say na BEE bite dem.. Feenger-Fu***ked her, Tongue-f**ked her and even Jaw-F**ked her as I wanted was for her to Kum.. But who sigh? She never even dream am!… “I don come back!!!!!”.. My D*I*C*K shouted as it woke up again.. Na so I begin dey get urge again oh, ran to the drawer to take my condoms, she helped me wear them and the thing was perfect fit!!! *although I didn’t check the size I wore *.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 45

I don't think I could read three-type of this story in a day and still remain whom I am!!! Kilode.. I'm tired let me use bathroom please.... Una don start deh do like boss abi, them(your uncle) go stil catch you!

Kip flexing inssyd storm

walaitalai wit ds kind tin here en person no fit kip virginity o cus ds update alone is enuf to disvirgin a one.khola abeg du sumtin wit dos gels weh dae ur compound o kus bathrum cannot solve dat.

@ Khola yu'v Said It All.. But Sha U̶̲̥̅̊ 'r Quite Funny.. Cant Stop Laffin.. 4me I Just Like d way he makes evry so real, Not leavin Out Any Details.. Funny dats how Spoilt Most Rich Kids Really Are

@Blakstudd Lol... Nah the detail deh detain me for Konji Land o. @Hephziban Lol.... Nah your area ah wan come maybe you can help me get just one lady sha... @Remmyetty You are quite free, it will be a pleasure reading your comment........ Leave your comment sir/ma'm.

@Angel Tell me something.. You mean it?? Well... Blakstudd & Onyiblaze are here.. You just don't need to worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mah 2 Brothers.No be so?

part 45 I discovered she wasn’t as wet as before so I decided to spit on her pussay and it made her crazy and I got ready to ride her.. “Hey! Hold it.. You wan forget the yanxxxh? Do canine jor!!!!”.. My mind said as I whispered “How about a Daoggy into her ears”.. She turned around, faced the wall and panked her A$$.. See Yaaaannnnnxxxxxxxxxhhhh shaaaakkeeeee.. I teased her with the tip as usual as I took my hand under to massage her hood while I enter.. Chai! She was so hot inside and she knew how to control her inner muscles as she griped me tight for some seconds before giving me license to thrust! Thrusting wasn’t easy because her A$$ was too big, I tried pushing it up with my hands but for where.. This hindered deep thrusts. So I opted for the style Abigail said was her favourite.. PILLOW UNDER… I arranged her like that while I squat like that punishment they use to give us back in school .. “Riding a Bicycle”.. But now, “Riding A BiseeA$$”.. This position made her pink pussay clear under the red lights (are they always pink?) as I entered once again to continue.. And I swear! 2nd round sweet pass 1st round.. Because I banged her for up to 3minutes before she gave a sign of Kumin.. She told me to stop but if ah hear!!!.. She sef wan pour for my mouth? Story! I continued banging.. I don’t know how she did it but she stood up, pushed me down and gave me a face sit.. This was a shocker though, and it became more shocking when she KAME all over my mouth with her A$$ whole directly in my nose.. Hence, I was begging for hair when she was doing her spasm.. If person tell me say I fit hold breathe for 1minute, I go slap the person! . Yes.. She reached her orga(ni)sm but me I had to reach my second one nah, besides I was still very much there.. Just when I thought it was time to clean up, her A$$ on my chest as I was still throwing my tongue like a dog drinking water as I teased her pussay.. She started BJing me again.. (POWER HORSE!!!!!!!! my mind reiterated).. She removed the condom that was On, changed it and rode me with her A$$ facing me.. Omo! The way she was rolling her waist ehhhh! You go think say na Makosa she be wan teach me.. I just held those two full A$$ets as I closed my eyes with full pleasure.. Yup! Accompanied with moans.. Few mins in and I enjanlaculated for the second time while she still rode me.. I just breathed, tired and lay there.. Looking at a girl am balling with while she also laid there caressing my chest.. “Have you ever ferked a pussay that sweet?”.. She asked and I replied her with a twisted answer that resulted into her saying GH pussay and NG pussay differs .. Well, I had to take my Nokia X2, go down on her wet pussay to check out the strukture and indeed, it was different.. Rest na story.. I was surprised, owing to the fact that both of us weren’t weak (Like dude!!! I enjalaculated 2 times!!!), because we did some nawhty things after we both exploded i.e Cleaned ourselves, used her pussay for Biology practical, she noted my shaft was over soft , and she told me about her sex life as I also told her mine (ofcourse I lied!!!) In the cause of our nawti talks, my phone rang.. Didn’t really bother to check the Caller’s Name because I was lost in the moment. “Ladi.. So you have the Guts to bring a girl into my Matrimonial Home ehhhh? Even took her to your bedroom? Is something wrong with you? Who gave you the right? ……”.. I heard someone said in a voice I bet was trying to overshadow the background music. *Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Pardon my laughter!!!!.. * I knew who it was already.. Hell you know who IT was!!!.. Well, she ended the call after the rants. My heart skipped(no! not just fear but with a happiness). My mind kept on repeating “Joyce! Joyce!! Joyce!!!” As I could swear Faith called her already. Perhaps she has been hiding somewhere dying of anger.. Angela asked who it was as I stood up to wear my Boxers, told her it was my Uncle’s Wife on her way home as she called to know if I was home. Expecting her to start wearing her clothes in a hurry, she balanced and said “Oh! Does she have to disturb my Vacay?”.. This made me stop wearing my trousers as I started telling her I would be skinned if my DEACONESS aunt sees a girl hotter than her in my room. (Ok, let’s reason, You carry babe go house, tell am say your aunty dey come, she balance? Nor be badt girl be dat? .. Good! I loved her!!!!!) “Hmmm.. Seems like someone is eating his Uncle’s Banku”.. She said with a wink .. Come and see speed I used in denying it , she said if am sure of my words, she was going to wait and even greet her. (See me ohhhh!). After much arguments, she agreed to leave before Joyce comes back as she still laid down there with the blanket on her. WATCH OUT FOR PART 46

Part 46 Angela was telling me how inexperience and shaky(like I know she was saying the truth, I was shaky!!!) I was when she was on top of me as she took a selfie of both of us.. Then tweeted it as she gave me the phone to write whatever I want as the tweet.. Best I did was mention my Handle like “Nigeria Vacay just got adventure added with @_____(me)” . And hell I told her I was shaky because her A$$ was too much of a load for a naija boy and I didn’t wanted to burst her Cerviiix because my D*I*C*K reached the Elastic Limit(Or breaking point?) of her pussay muslces. *Sorry I spelted muscles wronged* She started replying her tweets on her Iphone as I was lost in thoughts. Wondered the worst that Joyce would do while I smile to the fact that Faith was the person that called her. No! I was lauging inside!! *autocorrect please!!!!* “Hey Shaky Boy, you spoilt my shirt, and you even tore my designers panti..es?.. You be akwesi(wonder wat it means)..”.. She said as she was picking up her dress from the floor. She told me to dress her up as I switched on my white bulb to see the nayked body of the Ghanian Goddess(we know she's Dark Skinned right) I was killing time with.. I somehow put the door on ajar so whoever was trying to hear us will hear us so well!!!!!!! (Y’all know the drillz) I mistakenly wore her the other side of her pant..ies(Gee-string na pan..t?) as she laughed and teased I was still shaky.. Na so I vex start my so called Un-shaky self I pulled the Gees as she wore her B®A, I didn’t bother wearing them on her again as I was playing with her A$$ while she kept my hands away from her pussay.. She told me I already spoiled the Gees as I could keep it.. That means I would have to give her a long shirt instead of a Tee she was about asking for. Yeah! Another PANNT , Esther’s Gees, Abigail’s Gees and now Angela’s Gees.. Dem no dey wear better kpata? *please don’t judge me.. Na me dey ask dem?* I sha collected it with a smile as I sniffed the Gees(Pefect smell) and damn, I had this feeling that faith was listening. I gave her one of my Black leather (Yes! Leather, na my uncle dash me.. Like that one wey Iceprince wear for VIP Video) Kaftan which as we all know have gone under the needle, telling her the shirt was expensive and how I would collect it later. Hell, the shirt took US 5Minutes before WE could get it into her. The bosom come package up like say na Cossy own, the back side of d kaftan nor gree level with the front side again as I told her she is overload. “Bros, In case show dey again, I don wake up oh!!!”.. My D*I*C*K ministered but I had to shut the thing up.. Sheewwww.. Shey the 10million sperm wey dem say e dey produce never finish?.. Unto the fear say make I no enjalaculate Blood, na so I put am for safety mode. She left after I called a MetroCab for her, although me and the Cab Driver almost fought over the price he was saying. Nor be me pay oh, but the thing pain me!! 4k? I come begin dey consider doing Taxi Work gan I even warned the driver not to look at the rear mirror as he will mishandle the wheel if he sees the things at the back. Angela laughed and gave me a Peck, A Hug and A Kiss right on the street.. Trouble!!!!!! I even fear to hold her as she still teased me with the shaky word.. I watched the Cab disappear before I did my Boy Aliko kinda leg moves.. Even micheal jackson for jealous the movement of my Dunlup Headed straight to the house as I smiled, scratching my head as I called Asamoah to tell him his sister just left my place.. Na so Asamoah self tell me say Abiagil dey with am.. Shocked? Same here.. I told him I would call him back for details (so wait!!!) as I entered the sitting room, getting ready for the so called Post Jealous actions between a BIG GIRL and a KID because I knew she was in the kitchen when I was seeing Angela Off. No one was in the kitchen again, so I headed to my room. On getting to where her room was, I started singing Terry G’s Akpako master so she would know I was coming. Well, it worked as she came out in Bum- Shorts and a loosed shirt in which I could see her neepples on display. I was still checking out those b0-0bs I couldn’t touch on christmas eve when I heard something like catarrh in her Nose. I knew it was definitely not catarrh, it was that noise the nose makes after you finish crying (or still crying).. So I thought!! I wanted to start laughing instantly but when I looked at her face, they were dead Red as she just stood outside her door with a strange face while I passed.. I knew she wanted me to say something and hell! I told y’all that the cry of a girl brings out the emotional side of me. But I passed her, entered my room as I continued singing Akpako Master. I was smiling inside my room as I sprayed Air Deodorant and arranged Angela’s Gees (My trophies) in the wardrobe. Then I decided to go and ask Faith if she was the one that called her sister to tell her I brought a girl into the house. I knocked for minutes before she opened and Just maybe she wanted me to ask what was wrong with her. Instead, I asked if she was the one that called her sister .. *Omo! Come see painment for her eyes .. I agree.. I wicked * She told me she was the one in her teary voice and I swear the voice reached out for me but who sigh? I told her that she had to learn how to mind her own business, that even if she brought 12 MATURED men that are not kids like me into the house, I wouldn’t say a word because I am only fit for the sidekick kind of guy(surprisingly, my english was very fluent!!! .. And polished too) . She just stood there, looking at me with the red teary eyes as I continued “At least let the girls that sees me for who I am visit me nah! Why disturb my peace?” “You know, I thought you were different, I thought you were someone I needed, now I see you for whom you are Dan.. And I hate you right now”.. She said as she shut the door on me while I heard her rest her back on the wall as she cried. WATCH OUT FOR PART 47

Dat fit her right@faith

Lol..... That Seal of yours would soon start pouring Blood.... You better use your brain well, you know you just won 2-awards(Abigail & Esther) and it reamain 2(Faith & Joyce).... Now Faith go give you free ticket to her wonderland*for mah mind*

Hahahah,cry cry baby... U don dey cry na bah

Waoooow ur lagbaja now dey brag 4 street. Hmmmmmmm. Don't worry u ll soon enjalaculate blood

Kip piling trophies

@khola give faith handkerchief to wipe her tears na.

@Original Ann Lol........ Nah you ah go send make you help me give her, am not ready to be a patience in hospital(Faith go go gaga oo)

Reading this story is like I'm watching a movie. nice write up bro. @Joymercy; funny you. BJ(Blowjob/Headjob) or do you Still need more xplaination on that?

Part 47 Now that got to me, I thought they were just words but as I headed to my room, the words echoed as I once again felt weird. I knew I was vulnerable at that point because a tear dropped from my eye. “Boss, This girl crushed on you even before the Party, she likes you, can’t you hear her cry? She hates you now, go set things right”.. A random something said to me as I felt the urge to cry but no way.. I cleaned my face and decided to knock on her door again. “Go Away! I never want to see you again Ladi.. Just get out”.. She finally said after I knocked for minutes. Now I wasn’t ready to back down now, I was too deep for me to back out as I begged her, in my teary voice too “I AM SORRY!!”.. For the first time in my life, I meant it, inshort, I over-meant it!! and I didn’t care if I sounded silly, all I wanted was for her to open the door. “What do you want? Tell me sorry? For the disgrace? For the distrusts? Or for the fact that you mocked me because I loveD you?”.. She said in a tone I considered my weakest point. *Lets face it, I didn’t know she loved me the way I did, beti why would she go on twitter and insult me? .. Publicity Stunt?* This sparked my brain as I started saying things I never imagined I could say, I was still saying them when the door handle shook, and then I summarized with Please Let’s Start Over Again!!!!!!… There she was, miserable looking(damn sure I was also miserable to her) as she looked at me standing. Then her cologne blew me away as all I could do was Kiss the girl that has been making my brain misbehave. She fenced her hands around me as she drew me into her room while she returned my kisses with the roughest, softests and lipest lips ever *Autocorrect*. I call that Kiss the Salty Gomohra as all I was tasting were salts and salts(Tears?). There was something special about her Kiss, its just magical and I could go on Kissing her for the rest of my life!.. Especially as she tried to stop crying We laid on the bed(she on me) as we kissed our lives away, I didn’t make a move for her Shirt, nor her Shorts.. All I needed was satisfy my lips, besides, I could hear those noisez SanitaryP..AD makes when a girl on her “Monthly Salary” wears it. Yep! I had this weird feeling that she was on her Pee. After like 5minutes of Kissing, the phone in my pocket rang… Faith helped me bring it out from my pocket as it had “Los Angela” boldy written (chai! I hate Nokia X2 ehhh) on the screen. She smiled and said “Your booty call is calling”.. She picked it, told Angela to hold on so she would give it to me. And when she gave me, I got convinced that really, Angela was in nigeria just to have fun. *Convo (On LOUDSPEAKER ) Angela: Hey Shaky Boo.. Please don’t tell me you are going 3rd, I need you alive oh.. Me: C’mon, don’t be so nawti, when am not Micheal Jordan (Lol! You guessed right, I had to talk with senses) Angela: Sharrap! Well, am home, just thought I should let you know.. And keep my Gees, don’t give it to that girl that picked my call, might be too expensive for her. I was just laughing like a foooool as I told her I would call her back. Then with the eyes faith used in looking at me, I had to say something sayable(autocuRret!!!!) “That was Angela, the…”.. Was explaining when she cut in with the following: “The one that you brought into the house, stayed in the room with for like 30minutes, oh! You F*U*C*Ked her, then she tweeted a pic, you added your Handle to get me jealous, which you achieved 200%, then you two started saying silly words, and I will so break your head for opening that Door, then you gave her that shirt which I loved and….” “Excuse me, do I know you?”.. I interrupted her as I already heard what I wanted to hear. You will agree with me that she was following my every move right from the sitting room to my room . *Convo Faith: No.. Actually, my name is Faith, and I am the girl you have been hurting since Christmas day Me: Wow! Well, am Mr. Danladi, I am the KID you have been HUNting since Christmas day.. Nice meeting you, right on top of me ma, about to be kissed all over. *with a smile* Faith: Ya Dumb! Couldn’t you just apologized? *she said as she stood up to sit on the edge of the bed* Me: Not when she is on her cramps.. Faith: *shocked*.. You now keep tab on my cycles? We exchanged what I call our style of apology for mins as she got to tell me what really happened that day, and the days before the day.. Grab your sit and read She did told me that Ken(Remember him? The dude that spoils the show) and her actually dated, Yes! She did some moves to make him jealous but it was just for the sake of having fun as Ken broke up with her and started dating her bestie. Non of her bf stays in london, just a friend of hers she has been crushing on since 6th grade. IKR? Why would she lie? *FlashBack Faith: Alright fine, what you want to know? That he was my first love? That I did all that to get him jealous so he would come back to me? Or that he is the Guy I said stays in london? (If you reason like I did when she said this, then we are going to be sad together I tell you WATCH OUT FOR PART 48

Part 48 I asked her why she lied, she told me it was because I also lied as Ken(that boy again?) told her that he saw me kissing and entering a room with Yvonne.. Although I felt sad, I was still happy all these things were unfolding as I stood up, looked at her as she smiled and said “Don’t even try that look on me, Been On since 25th.. So just go to your booty calls.. And to even think you were punishing me in my most vulnerable moments, chai! Ladi I will kill you when am Off!!!” *I hope we Know the ON n OFF there?* I laughed at her as I kissed her, told her I would never hurt her again.. Then I heard my D*I*C*K say “Na you be that! Ifayeaaar!!!” She hugged me for more than 30seconds as she smacked my hands Off her A$$.. Laughed and called me my Alias.. ?eta®ded pe?vert!.. Then we sat, got something to eat and watched T.V together while I helped her place hot water bottle on her stomach accompanied with kisses. *Dear Future wife, you go enjoy ohhhhhh!* Now from all these, I concluded she didn’t have problem with me double dating, because she knew I felt something special for her, something I have never felt before.. Besides, I told her point black that when she goes back to school, am gonna need more b00ty calls.. *I was that free with her.. LOVE is beaurifool oh!!!* My Uncle and Wife were the last to come home(I wasn’t around) as Abigail came home before Esther. Abigail told me she decided to go see a friend she met on Facebook (she think say she sabi lie?). Me and Faith went for a walk around the hood as we gisted, laughed and I must say, it was fun getting to know a girl I will pass as my First Love. (I guess this was when The Cheating couples came back home) .. On coming back in the evening, Faith was holding my hands even after we entered the compound. I had to look for a way she would leave me before she spoil my plans. Immediately I got inside the house, I knew Madam Joyce wouldn’t dare talk as she was sitting on the same chair with Oga Daniel.. So I greeted them and did the formals. Few hours later, I heard a knock on my Sacred Room. Opened the door and behold, it was my Uncle’s Sultry wife. I smiled as she stood there and even asked if she could come in.. She got in and started saying shii I can’t remember. All I heard was I shouldn’t try it again. Even after I told her that Faith and I were only playing a game of Do or Dare (na wetin two of us plan be dat).. She was still hell bent as she said a shocker!!!.. “Then Explain the oversize condom packs I saw in the bin just beside your bed”.. She said with a face I would pass for Jealousy. I laughed and told her it wasn’t oversize but slim fit , after I admitted I did invited a girl in the house since I couldn’t deny it any longer.. Seemed that Oversize and Fit words rang in her head because she told me she was going to tell everyone that I am grounded and won’t eat for 3days. (She was going to TELL, not punish me oh.. She fit? Mtchewwww) 30th.. On a sunday morning and everybody was getting ready to go to church, the previous night was dramatic enough, with Uncle not saying anything after he was told I brought a girl into the house, Esther acting Jealous and Abigail indifferent. Faith was indoors when all these were going on, and we ended up sleeping in the same room. I didn’t go to church, and Joyce didn’t either, didn’t care to know her excuse but I know she convinced my Uncle not to take me. Perhaps, I was supposedly grounded? “Ladii…”.. I heard my name, it was obviously Joyce because everyone else had gone to church for the last sunday of the year. I dropped whatever I was doing in the kitchen (fixing some pipes) as I headed straight to the sitting room. She wasn’t there so I headed straight to her room. Getting to her room, I met her with a smile as she turned her 360degree room chair with her legs crossed facing me as she asked if I got some spare time to rub her lotion.. “On A Sunday? This woman!!.. lord! Lead me into this temptation and forgive me after it”.. I said in my mind as I looked up the ceilings while I said “Sure.. all the time in the world”.. Oh! I drank Two Red BULL earlier in the morning because I was feeling weird As usual, she dropped some on my hands as she turned her chair to give me her back. I was wearing perry coles only, no tight boxers but I was wearing my Kaftan. And No!.. I didn’t try to hide the hard-on. Am I a kid? I once again massaged her shoulder as she closed her eyes to enjoy the massage, I did the massage for some few minutes as I continued rubbing the lotion. I looked deep down her back and could see her A$$ crack, the towel wasn’t that tight, and I was looking for a way to make a move. Didn’t have to wait longer as I heard her say “On a second thought, how about you also rub it on my legs? Then give me a full body Massage”.. “Guy!! Turn the chair fast fast and kiss this woman.. She need the thing!!!”.. My mind said as my D*I*C*K was looking for a way to burst out to point at the heavens to thank it for the offer. She could see the shock on my face through the mirror as she turned her chair herself, stretched her legs and gave me her Lotion which I remember seeing #6200 on the cover. When I bent down, placed her leg on my lap, I wasn’t comfortable so she said I should sit on the bed. When I sat on the bed, she raised one of her legs as I saw her cleaned shaven Pussay , I acted like I didn’t see it as she quickly said sorry and covered it with the towel. I pray say I never see am. She was using her legs to look for my supposed big D*I*C*K but for where, she nor see am!!!! “Ghost Mode!.. Oga e mi gi voom n’anya.. She nor gor see me!!!”.. My D*I*C*K said as IT followed one legged size of the boxers’s way. Like it was hanging out with my one of my Thighs. She moved her leg once more to look for it, seems she knew the thing was playing hide and sick as I rubbed the cream on her legs. I got to her kneels, thought I should end it there but my hands nor gree me.. Na so the thing dey enter ThighLand. I rubbed it to the upper thigh, touched her inner thighs and I could feel the heat oozing out of her pussay. Na so she moan oh! “Let’s Minister to her.. From the book of fornication and adultery!!!”.. My D*I*C*K sent a message. “Joyce, how about we go straight to the massage?”.. Yeah!!!!.. I called her by her name , and she loved it!!! .. Coman see speed she used in lying on the bed, lowered the towel as she used her bare b0-0bs to lay down. When she lied down, I was up looking at her shape.. The b0-0bs made a “c” shape with her body as it was quite huge. *heard she did some sillicons though* The bed was too big, so the only way I could massage was climb on top of her, and to make it effective, I had to rest on her body.. So I removed my kaftan to remove the disturbance of me kneeling with my two legs at both sides of her hips. My D*I*C*K which was hanging and chilling with my thighs was now on Display as I felt it touch her while I was massaging her shoulders and just like some drops of water, I knew pre-Kum dropped on her back(those dimples at the back of a woman) as she kept on hmmmmming.. Was it to my massages? Or to my D*I*C*K? Only time will tell. “So, perfectly fit for an 7.5inches condom right?”.. She said as she still HMMMMMMMed to my massages. I didn’t reply her as I left her shoulder. This was when I knew I had to make a move because I didn’t want her to make the first move. So I massaged her rib bones as I mistakenly(story!!!!) Touched the b0-0bs of her. She didn’t hmmm this time.. She moaned .. Then I FELT my hands travel inside her towel to hold her A$$(who send am?).. Then I said “I think it gets to 8inches when it chils with the hottest woman in the world” as I held her A$$ tight.. Hell! I was ready to pump that A$ $ with my charging charger. WATCH OUT FOR PART 49

Oh My Super-Heroes! E be like say you go contest for next president ooo!!! Cus you fit won everybody's heart to your side!!! You bad and ah love that.....

Ladi, u don bleep pass Onihaxy ooh. Infact, Onihaxy is a learner where u r.

Omoh! E be lyk say devil dey give u bleep(f*ck) bonanza oo, see d way d juju for una village dey dance SHOKI for ur head. #SMH

Y is d sky so cloudy? Think d storm is cuming! Lolls ride on ...............................

O ladi, u dey go round o... Keep it up boy.

Dis guy called ladi na big kolo ooo

Guy i dey gbadu ur style ooo Nxt pls

Ladi... Ladi....Ladi. I swear When your uncle catch you,he go castrate you. But Still ride on

See Dis 17year Old Laddy, U̶̲̥̅̊ Con Make me de feel like say I b Virgin Like say I Neva See Punany b 4.. Wit d way I take de Jealors U̶̲̥̅̊ So.. Under one week U̶̲̥̅̊ won shop 4diff New Classy Vagg Only U̶̲̥̅̊ .. Even me I doubt if I go feet break dat kind record 4life.. But make we see sha.. I can alwayz Die Tryin Abi Khola No b So?

@Blakstudd Nah so ooo, As they always says "Practice make Perfect".. You could start practicing it now before this month could runz out, you would have even turn to Master & break Ladi's record (10-ladies within a week).... :-D

Part 49 “Do Something!!!!!! Fast!!!!!!!!”… My mind said as I wondered what I would do next. She wanted to say something, or she was saying something when I turned her over in less than a second, looked her deep into the eyes as I lie on her, kissed her and she returned my kisses in 100folds. She kissed me like that was the last kiss she was gonna have, tongues dancing together as her legs tangled me to the bed. As my D*I*C*K that was already out from the thigh hole started grinding against her clean shaven Kitty-Cat, she moaned and said “Talk Dirty to me”.. “Talk Dirty to me, f*u*c*k this wh_ore, make my pussay red”.. She continued talking as I was still shocked. “So this woman wan enjoy wetin Abu n Daniel nor dey give am? She nor know say I be learner?”.. I said in my mind as I looked for dirty words to say to her as it seemed she really wanted to be insulted.. Maybe to cure her guilt that she was about f**ucking someone way younger? (But I get wetin snrs nor get sha) The next moments where very weird to me.. I swear! I was feeling awkward as to say I was about talking dirty. “Beensh stop talking.. I am trying to F*U*C*K the hell out of your tight little Kkunnt..”.. I said, as I told myself that it was too dirty, but hey, I swear it drove her crazy!!!! “Omo! E plum ohhh!! Ride on baba… The coast is clear”.. I thought out loud in a silent way.. Na so I continue dey kiss her, her neck, ear and bit her lips. I pounded on her b0-0bs, sucked the hell out of it, sillicon or no sillicon, it has gotta be the best b0-0bs on earth as she moaned out loud, she instructed I suck on her pussay (na my work nah.. She need remind me?). I reached down for her pussay with my left hand as I feeeengerred her roughly while I made sure I touched her cleeetoral hood.(My hand made a curve like shape, like that one Boys make when they are packing their sagging trousers) This made her go crazy as she was as wet as a borehole tank… Filled with water.. “Beensh you are so wet. You want me to suck on your little drilled Pussay? You want me to lick you dry? You want your Kum in my mouth?”.. I said in low toned voice as I kissed her while I used my chest to caress her b0-0bs, my hands locked with her hands as she still used her legs to peg me down on the bed. “Yeah baby.. I want it all.. Tongue-Bleep me!!”.. She said as I kissed her cleeeevages.. This made me stand up, spread her legs wide open (like the turkey I explained earlier) as I stared at a wonderful, arranged, moderate pussay.. I could see her cute lahbia. Then I said “Oh baby.. You got the nicest pussay lips ever!..” (Lie? I don’t know for you oh) I went in on her as I sucked the liquidable liquids out of my Uncle Wife as she moaned. Yeah! I was sucking on her pussay, and my fingers were doing their work. I was shocked to find out that four of my fingers found it difficult to enter that hole of hers.. But it did enter sha. I tried looking for her cleetoris as I now knew where it was (thanks to Angela’s Biology practicals) but no way, I couldn’t see it. Hence, the reason I will ask “Do they really circumcise their female kids?” Well, I just kept on finger-F**king her as I was using my tongue to find her hidden cleetoris while she moaned, screamed, shouted and did every every. This made me increase the thrusts as I felt like tearing her pussay apart so my Uncle’s D*I*C*K go dey fall inside like .. (I won’t say.. I repect my uncle a lot! , so let me not insult his D*I*C*K.. Na be e choose am nah) I inserted all my 5 fingers(I didn’t say hand oh!) in, this time, she wasn’t moaning.. I knew her mouth was opened. *Ur Papa, Aunty, Uncle or Senior don ever flog you for school, wanted to cry but it Hanged with your mouth widely opened? Close e nor close, cry e nor cry.. E just open? Well! That was the expression on her face/ mouth* Each thrust became more greasy as it was making the thrusting noise (Potum potum) and I could feel her legs shake. I thought she was near Orga(ni)sm but I thought wrong, because she kept on shaking her legs for some minutes. At this point, I had to change my style as I held her hands, dumped them on her b0-0bs as she was left to teased herself up there. I knew the 5 fingers in won’t do the work so I went in search of her Gee-sopt. I discovered that whenever I pressed my hands downward towards the Arswhole through her pussay, she left out a special response. “Oh no!.. Not again!!!!!”.. My right hand said as it knew I was about sending HER into that bleached Arswhole of hers. (It was bleached!!!.. No traces of dark rectu..m pigment there I swear!!) “I am about finger-f**king your shitwhole” I said as I tried inserting my middle finger in her arsewhole. Well it went in and hell she welcomed it but this was after I took some lubrication from her super wet pussay. She moved her waist to the rhythm of my thrusts as she kept on moaning. Her shitwhole was so tight! And over hot!!! but definitely more spacious inside than the pussay walls. This made me crazy, especially when she used her shitwhole to grip my finger as it kept on making movements like that one you are about making down there.. That Waka-Shagyei movement you make with your rectuRrm!! *GhostMode!!!!* I had to let my right hand take control of the situation as I inserted my Thumb in her pussay so the two fingers will work towards each other to form a “C” like shape . While I still sucked on her (trust me, I was tired of it) “Arrrrrghhhh… Gosssshhhhhhh!… Arrrgh! Argghhh!! Am Kuming!!!!!!!.. arrrrgh”.. Where words I heard when I was obviously now playing with her pussay … Lol! I lost my Attention before ni , 20mins of sucking and finger-ferking and her pussay didn’t even pity my dead hands. Something came upon me to F*U*C*K her while she reach her Orga(ni)sm and hell, I removed my D*I*C*K completely from the perry coles as I dived it in her pussay and began thrusting(it took time before the thing enter sha, because it was almost sleepy)… Without condoms It felt like SWEET as I felt the walls of her pussay go into spasm as it became liquidated(forgive me), I continued thrusting deep as I my D*I*C*k expanded and filled her in.. I put my hands on the bed to support myself while she dragged the sheet of the bed and wrapped her legs around me as she screamed, her body went into something like an electric shock as she ummm.. Screamed!!!! .. She kept on screaming for some seconds as she once again entered the MOUTH opening reactiong as I kissed her on her b0-0bs while my waist was moving like a Dog mating for the first time. The combination of my D*I*C*K and her pussay started making the “Pah! Pah!! Pah!!! Paahhhh” noise. She finally stopped screaming as I removed my hellrected still D*I*C*K from her pussay, then I remembered I was to talk dirty.. “Suck my D*I*C*K wh_ore, taste your Kum and milk mine off”.. I told her.. She was up, a thought of “Ladi what do you think you are doing” came to my mind but I had to shut it out asap!!!. Save the regrets for later!!.. This na Empire State of Ferks She gave me a BJ in a tantalizing way, in the sense that I was standing on the bed while she knelt down, she placed my hands on her hair(she was wearing a net sha) as she told me to threat her like the LovePeddler she was… I started controlling her level of BJing oh! I made her Gag.. Her eyes like she wanted to cough and her saliva all over my balls. She deepthroated me to the extent that only 1/4 of my shaft was remaining outside. I guess it was because her hand was also stroking it.. Power horse was at work, I didn’t Kum from the BJ so I got down from the bed, wanted to go to my room to look for a condom but she stood up, told me she won’t allow a condom in her pussay as she wants me raw I kissed her as the voice of that sounded cool to me , if to say HIV knock door that time, I for tell am say make e enter. Them born me well to turn it down? Skin Dive!.. Them say aids no dey show for face but for her face, the thing show NEGATIVE. She returned my kisses as I raised her up, took her down the bed, pushed her towards the mirror, placed her on the mirror shelf as I cleared all her Cosmetics and other shii with my hands, plugged my D*I*C*K in her not so wet pussay as I f*c*ked her so roughly I thought I would Kum within 1minute but who sigh? The Pussay became slight dry as I stopped thrusting, reached for whatever it was I saw standing on the shelf, applied it on her and rubbed it on my D*I*C*K as she played with her B0-0bs. (Btw.. My Uncle was 40. Imagine 40 marry 25, its unfair nah akwa Ibom girl for that matter) Do I need to tell you I made Daoggy my new favorite style?, well, I just did.. As all I wanted was to Kum in her with the style and watch my Kum leak out like in Purrrnnn.. I didn’t need an excuse from her as I was super Hot, besides, she was my beensh…. Dropped her down from the shelf, laid her on the bed with her kneels touching the floor, I teased her with the tip as usual as she said “F**k me!!* Then I went all in, kneeling beside her with one leg and the other leg stand(or squat?) as I gave her thrusts of life. I knew I was hitting the wall of her cervix as I finished all my length in her. I didn’t enjoy the daoggy that much because about few seconds in of thrusts, I felt I was going to Kum and hell she knew it.. (How dem dey know?) She stood up (damn I didn’t hold her A$$ down) as she spat on her bosoms (on a second thought, I think it was good riddance to anyhow rubbish).. And then she used her hands to pack up those b0-0bs of hers.. Y’all know what time it is!!! My D*I*C*K was rock hard as I placed it in the valley between the two mountains.. Off I went with thrusts as each one touched her neck. And for the first time since 24th, I saw my self enjalaculate.. It was a combination of Fun and fantasy as she looked at me, her b0-0bs cuped as I kame all over her. With my legs shaking as hell!!!!, I felt pain in my balls as I knew it just made away with the sperm production of the whole day.. Hell! I was moaning like moaning!! And no, Mr Promking, this wasn’t fake, these were like that of a cat *Covers Face*.. Then she said “Good Boy.. Momma loves you“.. I passed out.. No, I fell down flat on the bed breathing so hard, trying hard to believed I just bleeped Joyce, made her Kum and she also Kame.. And she, just lied down there.. Saying that was hell of a pleasure. My conscience wanted to creep into me but the fact that she wasn’t having any sign of regrets gave me morale as I was the most confident wifeefawker in the planet. “So what happens to me and Abu?”.. I asked in a bossy manner, she said She and Abu broke up the other day that my Uncle lied he went to her place, not like they were dating, it was just a fling and bleh bleh bleh.. That she has found what she has been touring for, right in her house, in a place she suspected.. … Now, I felt like a slave to her as she started taking control of the room again, while I just lied there, thinking how my Uncle married her. WATCH OUT FOR PART 50

Part 50 “Guy! You nor go church? Abeg, what is the name of that Aphrodisiac you guys used in that party?”.. I codedly said into the phone as Asamoah picked his phone. I decided to call him after I left Joyce’s room and was having some scroootal pains.. Like it felt like my sacks were shrinking due to over stress. After laughing, he laughed again.. asked why I called for the Disiac.. Told him a friend of mine needed it and I also wanted to have a sip as some girl were visiting me. He laughed again and told me he would supply me, that its somehow illegal but for me, he go soji. We then talked about Abigail and how she ended up in his house the other day when she was supposed to be at The Palms(Cinemas). Turns out neither Esther nor Abiagil went to their supposed cinemas, Esther visited a Friend, and Abigail visited Asamoah) I wasn’t shocked.. I just smiled and had a sigh of relief as the house was filled with promiscuity, especially when Asamoah said “Charly!! That girl don Boom oh.. No need to invest, na just to dey reap interests”. I knew what that meant, it was a two way thing, either he bleeped faith, or he almost did. The people that went to church came back as I opened the gate for them. When they got down(My Uncle still in his the car), Faith gave me a hug and said “You smell funny.. Don’t tell me its what am thinking!”. Ok, this statement was killing! Coupled with the Hug which was obviously strange(at least to Esther n Abigail ).. I felt like My end was near because my hands truly smelled of Joyce’s Lotion and I wasn’t expecting all the hugging.. Inshort, I was expecting her to keep the “Do I Know You” face her sisters keep.. But who sigh!!! “Ummm.. It is?”.. I asked as I still tried shielding the hug away so Esther and Abigail won’t suspect anything. Damn! I was confused as hell!!! “Yeahp! You haven’t bathed?”.. She said with a smiley face.. “Ahahahaha! Mumu.. You nor even get nose? Na ur sister smell dey my body nah.. Olodo!!!!!”….. My Mind said out loud.. Inside.. As it was so happy she was thinking what I wasn’t thinking . “Yeah.. Remember you made Aunty ground me? So what’s the need to bath?”.. I said (relieved) as they set to enter the house. I asked Esther how the service was but didn’t get a reply, so I just focused on my Faith. I waited for Uncle to come down, exchanged greetings and he told me to display my talents(Wash Car). *It was afternoon already, and I got frustrated by the girls as all efforts made to watch EPL sunday fixtures were to no avail. All thanks to “Keeping Up With The Kardeshians “.. So I resulted into chatting on whatsapp with Faith who was sitting closed to me in the sitting room. Each message sent or received was accompanied with smiles and stares as it was much more than the EPL games. “Charly.. GIG dey today oh! For Kings Lounge, Opposite crown Estate., time is 8pm.. Come with a Booze, no Baron Romero and other cheap shii allowed sha.. And I go kill if *some texts missing*”.. ^^I saw the text above after I opened the message Asamoah sent, at about 4pm. “Another party? Omo! I must go alone this time, no shiii!”.. My mind said as I jumped up to go look for what to wear, leaving Faith startled as I didn’t tell her I was going to stand up I was pressing my shirt when Faith sneaked in on me and asked where I was Off to.. Told her I was going to a party and asked if she would wanna go (for my mind, I pray make she say no!!).. “Dummy.. I don’t go to parties”.. She said. Now this was somehow twisted right? Like a saying for the sake of saying?. *convo Me: Tah!!!!, Mummy u can lie!! Faith: Yeah! Shocking? I was in that party because I got to hang out with you.. Nothing else.. *she was now looking at me*.. Besides, I wouldn’t want your hands in my cramps. Now, the Ironing stand was in the lobby, Just beside Esther’s door.. And just like a Fish out of the sea, Esther came out and said “Faith, You gat time? I need your help inside”.. Like couldn’t she just let me enjoy the Euphoria I was lost in? As in.. She was in the party because of me .. Chimo!!! This wasn’t fun at all!.. All I prayed for was for Esther not to tell faith anything that will spoil my Image, especially when Faith looked at me with a “What does she want look”.. I tried eavesdropping, but didn’t hear them say anything. Just laugh and talks I will pass for whispers(or murmurs?). At this point, my heart was beating hard.. Like what was I even afraid of? Abigail wanted to Iron a shirt of hers, seems she said something about following me to the party(explains why Asamoah so wanted me there ).. But with the curiosity I had concerning Esther n Faith, I told her I would help her Press the clothes(As in.. Who for press am before? Nor be me?).. Finished pressing the shirt but for where? I kept on pressing.. Whatever they were doing was taking too much time and it was getting my guilty conscience stressed up.. “Guy! You better act fast.. Dey do like Olodo”.. My mind said. Unto say the shirt wey I dey Iron don dey beg for mercy, I gathered courage, knocked the Door and said “Esther, you wanna press some clothes?” .. I wished I never asked. They finally came out of the room as I found myself staring at the door from the moment the Door Handle moved. “Arrrrgh! Baba, you see yourself? You almost died of anyhow failure I swear!!!”.. My mind said as my eyes saw Faith smiling and calling Esther a useless kid of a senior (jokingly) and Esther….Chai! Esther…… She came out with clothes (Nor be me ask if she get clothes to Iron? ). “Mahmah, Please don’t kill my Boo”.. Faith said to Esther. This gave me a shocker as I looked towards the direction of Esther, she smiled and said “For your mind shey?”.. Please wake me up!!!! .. Well, I pressed the clothes as I thought of what happened some minutes back. Then I concluded Faith told her She and I were dating, which to me was strange because I never even toast am (Lol! I grew up in a hood where you don’t only toast girls, u wait for 2weeks to get a reply.. Chai! No blame me). On returning the clothes, Esther was lying down on her Bed(Bum Shorts) and immediately she saw me, she stood up and switched her face from the normal “Do I Know you” face to “I missed you” face. I tried avoiding her as I dropped the clothes on her bed, headed straight to the door but she said “Hmmm.. Shouldn’t I be thanked for not telling my sister you are a Perrrv?”.. *Y’all know counter exchange of words are my favorite nah .. Watch me kill dis girl’s morale * *Convo Me: Coming from a girl that thanked me for not telling her sister (Joyce) secrets.. Then I need to thank her. (As I turned back to look at her). Esther: Nawti Boy, I owe you as much as you owe me remember? (Damn that smile!!!! ) Me: Yeah! I owe you a Gee, and you own me.. Ummm! What? Esther: A Thank You? (With a ” ” face) She told me how soft Faith was and how she loves her and wouldn’t want me to Hurt her (story).. That Faith’s last heartbreak(which was her first) was from a dude who later dated her Bestie(Yeah! That yeye Ken), saying how depressed she got and all bullsheettt. But all she said afterwards were so strange!!.. Like Jeez, She is having an affair with Uncle Daniel(Married to her Sister) and hell I could tell she wanted more of ME(single but Dating her Sister)).. “Guy.. No think am! I never wan die abeg!”.. My D*I*C*K shouted as I saw the lust in her eyes,, She stood up and tried touching me but I was not just in the mood.. So I told her I didn’t unplug the Pressing Iron, left the room as she giggled and said “Don’t forget we owe ourselves Ladi…” “Are You and faith Having a fling?”.. Abigail asked in a manner I would pass for the expression on my Mom’s face when my hands got burnt by the hot pot of soup few years back .. Yeah! Your boy was trying to Take a Meat without Full authority (Not stealing oh!!!) After we got permission to go to the party from Joyce(like she lifted up my supposed Grounding), we decided we would walk to the Venue as it was just 5minutes from the Estate gate, so we were just gisting on random things(she always talks about sex!!!! Chai!!!) On our way. Hence, the reason why she could ask that question. Oh! I stole(or took without authority) a bottle of Henessy Cognac with the help of Abigail from the mini bar in the sitting room. “Umm.. A fling? “.. I answered with a shocked but ironed face. “Ehen.. Don’t even try it.. The stares, the Laughs when you too chats on whatsapp in the sitting room, the calls.. Have you forgotten we sleep in the same room?”.. She said and I swear! I didn’t see any Jealousy in her eyes. I was just smiling like Joker after she finished all she said as it was boldly written on the bricks I was walking on that I can’t deny the fact that she knows whatsup. So I had to look for a way to swerve the topic.. Aint no guy got time for shii right? “Ehehehe! I guess she isn’t that good in hiding things… Unlike you that have been hiding the Asamoah thingy from me”.. I said in an attempt to switch the topic. She laughed and started saying how Asamoah thinks he is smart and all others. That she just wants to have fun while the holiday last, and Asamoah was her only ticket as Me and other guys in the hood acts local. And I must confess, I was woooowed to notice she didn’t even acted like she and I banged some few days back, like she even said “We cool right? Just friends with benefits?”.. Got to the party at exactly 8:30pm and within the 20mins we spent on the road (trekking), Faith already called me Three times.. Telling me she misses me aiidy.. Nothing really special happened in the party as there were more Boys than girls.. So I just sat down, closed to the DJ(Tobby again) as we watch things unfold. It was an end of Year party organized by some rich kids that lived around the hood and it was shocking to see the Ratio of boys to girls at 70:30. “This Party Dry!.. Aint no girl to ball with mehn..”.. I said into Tobby’s ear who was holding a Red Cup in his hands.. “The girls got scared after most of them believed they were drugged at the last party nah”.. He shouted into my hears. This lead to him telling me how he also drank from the Dispenser and almost killed YVONNE who definitely was also having the effects on her. He told me it was deliberately done by the Druids as it was a tradition, Turning humans into DOGS. (So na him eat the soup wey I prepare that day?) His mouth wasn’t that smelly, even though he kept on sipping the drink on the Red Cup, so I asked what was it he was drinking. He said “Cough Syrrup”.. Now that was shocking to me because he didn’t have cough, I asked if he had cough .. Na so my Guy start to dey laugh me oh!!!! *Abeg, na crime to ask? Sheewwww * He laughed to the extent that he started coughing(literally) and I just stood there feeling like someone that’s feeling something. Then he walked up to a room where I submitted my “stolen” Henessy Cognac, came back with a red cup and gave it to me to drink.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 51

I don't think I had any word to say than "Thank You".. Don't ask me why I'm thanking you because its unknown to me also... I'm catching cold. I'm shaking vigorously. I feel like my heart is burning..! Since Esther & Abigail had known you and Faith has something together and they never do anything funny, believe me, you are on point... BuT E be like say Faith never felt your Seal..... Continue distributing it to them till you would be caught....

Waiting 4 d day u ll get caught in diz web

And u drank it abi? @Khola hope say u dey ok, before u go dey shake, dey send u to read am ni?

Hmmm I reserve me comment

@Original Ann Lol...... Sincerely I'm not, I'm feeling like I'm about to crash into your arm........ Let me just rest my head on your ermmm..erm(I've forgot the word)..

Part 51 Well, make e for nor lost.. I drink am all at once! But it wasn’t just Syrrup. I thought I had a taste of Moutain Dew inside, so I asked if it was mixed with a drink. He laughed and said “Trust Me, you wouldn’t dare drink that shiii at once if you knew what it was” Now, the worst I was expecting was the containment of an Aphrodisiac as I looked at him, confused. Then he continued(Do you noticed Tobby likes talking?) as I asked him what he meant.. “You just took a liter of Purple Codeine man, all in less than a second, that’s gonna be more intoxicating that weed I teyuuu”.. Now I was still confused, so I took to google to search for Purple Codeine and to my greatest surprise, I saw what you will see when you also google it. Immediately I read the whole article on it, I felt like killing Tobby for giving it to me because I was not a big fan of D*O*Ping, he looked at me and told me that I had better look for a place to sleep as it hypes the first timers, makes them mad for some minutes before knocking them out.. Scary right? I got scared but I pretended like a wassup man, as I told him I hardly get intoxicated .. *i lied!!!!!* Few hours later, I could see some girls were already making the balance as the ratio was more like 60:40.. And Abigail was nowhere to be found, even the car Asamoah came in wasn’t outside, so I just concluded they went for a drive. On getting inside, right there on the dancefloor, a voice(strange) whispered: “Oboy! Start shaking your head”. Now this was strange as the sane part of me said “Guy! You wey nor sabi dance? Na dt drug effect oh”.. As strange as it was , I obeyed it as I started shaking my head.. Then another one came “Find Girl! Find Girl!! Find Girl!!!”.. I obeyed as I went to where a girl was dancing with a Guy and started rocking her from the back while the guy rocked her from the front.. Then the voice came again.. “Touch her b0-0bs! Touccchh…Them..Now!.. She nor gor fit talk”.. Ladies and gentlemen, Did I obey it?.. That I don’t know for now Ofcourse!!!.. I did obey it.. Like do I have any choice? The voice was spiritual!! Well, I touched the girl’s b0-0bs.. No, I grabbed them. Somehow, the girl was confused.. I guess she thought it was her BF(the Guy she was dancing with) that grabbed them but when she realized that the hands came from the back, na so she vex ohhhh! “What the F**k do you think you are doing? Have you gone nuts? Are you mard?”.. These among other things were what the girl was saying as the Music was disturbing my ears.. And the moomoo Guy was asking her what happened.. While I stood there listening to the spiritual voice saying “Hold! Never talk..” Seems the girl told her Guy that I grabbed her b0-0bs, added salt and sugar to it as the Guy(whom I later found out was the main host) told me he wants to see me in a quiet place.. “Guy! Follow.. Nothing dey happen.. Anything wey happen, we kill am”.. That evil voice at work .. I sha obeyed it Tobby told me earlier that they are selecting random boys to bounce out of the party as the girls were afraid of dancing in the midst of many rugged boys.. So, when the Guy and I were in the quiet place, he started brain washing me into going outside the gate with him. Now the trick is simple, there were boys that will just stylishly drag you out of the gate and leave the rest to the bouncers. But with my wowzy brain waves, I followed him Na so d guy tell bouncers say e nor wan see my face for there again.. “Guy! Rush the bouncers.. Them dey craze? Dem knw how much henessy cognac cost?”.. The voice came again but this time around, I dare not obey it. *Please Don’t ask me why.. Ahan!* I was vexed, I was angry, I was furious.. And I was clueless of what was happening to my body system as my whole body started over- reacting. The time we were supposed to go back home was 11pm and it was already 10:30pm, yet.. I didn’t see any sign of Asamoah nor Abigail. Was now chiling with the Association of Bounced out Boys as I thought of the Henessy I used as ticket, I tried remembering the face of the girl but who sigh? Na only the cloth wey she wear I remember.. Although I already called Asamoah but he didn’t pick, na one woman pick am It got worst, the voices started talking “Be going home.. Just dey go.. No mind anybody”.. I obeyed!! “Sing! Any song.. Just.. Sing”.. I obeyed!!! “Begin dey wave motors to stop”.. I obeyed “You are not drunk, nor high, you are only having fun”.. I believed.. (While I was on my way) Phone rang, and I didn’t pick.. Why? Because I had a feeling it was a text message. When I got to the Estate Gate, the security man asked who I was.. I told him I was his Employer.. Mind you, I knew what I was saying, like I knew they were wrong, but I couldn’t just help as I spoke with a voice you will liken to that of Mike Adenuga (Slow and steady) One of them recognized me as he stretched his hand for a handshake, I cover my hand tell am “Chop Knuckle Padi mii.. Nothing do you” . I don’t remember how I got to my Gate, all I know is I didn’t knock, nor press the alarm when I saw someone open the gate.. Asking why I was knocking the gate so hard like there was no Gate Alarm…. I didn’t bother answering the person because I knew I didn’t knock (Wait! Did I really knocked?) I remember walking through the sitting room, I entered the kitchen to look for something to eat, ate anything I saw, then stood up.. It was then I noticed Faith looking as she stood by the kitchen door. I didn’t Bulge as I once again obeyed the voice that told me to go inside and sleep.. I woke up on a Bed that didn’t looked like mine.. So I stood up quickly wondering how I got there.. Ahan! Na inside my room nah.. Wetin do the Bedsheet? How did I entered inside?.. Questions started flowing as I looked at my phone to check the time. 10am! (and I had 15missed calls from Asamoah) “So you finally woke up huh?”.. A very angry faith said as she stood by the door, with an Angry face!.. I didn’t/couldnt say a word as I sat there, looking for a way to avoid saying the truth of what happened last night. She didn’t say nor ask anything either. She Just said “Glad you are Ok sire”… And that had “You got lots of explanations to do” written all over it, so I knew it was the right time to start talking. “Ummm.. I took Codeine.. Unknowingly.. Tobby gave me actually And I took it all at once , and it started affecting me, that was”.. I was trying my stammering best to explain myself when she cut it.. “Was why you called me and my Sisters sluurts? That was why you had the guts to give me a sleepless night? That was why? You kidding? Why you told me you have been f**king my sisters? Can you listen to yourself?.. No, wait.. That was why you tried beating me up?” Bear me witness.. Una dey here wen I dey tell the story oh! Abeg, I talk all those things? Abi I do all those things? , why she dey Accuse me RIGHTLY? This got to me, I swear I knew I was on a death roll in the crocodile’s Jaw.. I tried saying something but couldn’t, especially when I discovered she was crying.. Or sobbing. Damn! She was so emotional.. I just sat there as she said “So, am patiently waiting for you to tell me what I want to hear.. That you were lying.. Couple of all the things you said” I just looked at her and told her I wouldn’t dare lie to her.. That most of the things I said were lies, especially the one consigning she and her sisters.. But she didn’t believed, she knew I was lying.. She walked up to me, kissed me(I didn’t return the kisses because there was an uncontrollable guilt all on me) and said.. “You Know, Abigail also came in drunk last night, I doubted you for a second and asked her so many things.. She told me about you and her”.. At this moment, I was melting!!.. I wanted to Die.. Especially when she laughed, climbed on top of me and whipped her hair to the back. “Please God!!!!!!” I called upon him in my mind. “So, how about you make me a Slurt? How about you take my Virginity and make me a slurt huh?”.. A very weak, crying Faith said with some smiles while water rolled down her eyes.. And she was screaming.. With the door opened. I couldn’t believed my ears.. She was a Virgin? .. How come? Why? Where? Why? Why?? Why “Ken cheated on me with my best friend, now you cheated on me with my Sister? Why Me Ladi? Why me? Why not just take what Ken always wanted? My Virginity.. Aint that what you all are after?”.. She continued screaming as she held me on my designer “dashed” shirt.. Damn! All I could do was cry, looked into her eyes and I knew I couldn’t lie anymore, then I said “I never wanted sex, I never wanted it, I swear with my life.. I felt special for you.. Please hear me out.. I love you Faith..” She slapped me and said beasts like me shouldn’t be given a chance to talk love.. That I deserve the pit of Hell and all that.. No! I wasn’t affected by the slap, I was in deep poo!.. And knowing very well that drugs takes extra hours before they begin acting on me, I had this feeling the worst was yet to come. Then I heard a door opened.. Na for here I remember my Mama Dream!!! I come dey interpret am another way.. *Yeah! The way you just interpreted it!* WATCH OUT FOR PART 52

part 52 Everyone had been hearing us.. Yeah! I could tell because there was nothing playing in the sitting room.. But nobody dared to come out as the house was pretty F**ked up.. I guess Faith was in the wrong house at the wrong time.. And I? In the wrong side of life. They say just before you die, your whole life flashes in front of you.. And right at this moment, the last 6Days flashed in front of me.. I was about dying.. My end was near and this wasn’t just my end.. It was the end of the end.. It was an end. “Faith.. What is going on here?”.. I heard a voice speak as I tried so hard not to return her forced kisses which she just wanted because she wanted me to turn her into a slurt.. It was Joyce, and she just stood there confused as to what was going on.. “I hate You Ladi! And I will forever hate you!! All My Life”…. She said as she slapped me again while I just sat there with my silent cries. Joyce tried separating her from me and in this cause, Abigail and Esther came in.. It was obvious she was putting the whole blame on me, like non of the blame went to Abigail because she stood there, begging Faith to leave me alone.. “Shut up Abby, you allowed him Used you.. He f**ked your life and called you a slut”.. This I wished she never said as everyone (Joyce and Esther) looked in the direction of Abigail who to me didn’t give a f**k.. Then Esther started crying.. She joined Faith in beating me, no one knew what was happening until Esther said “You used us all?”.. “Oh My God.. You too?”.. Faith said as she left me alone, placed two hands on her head and was crying.. I was shocked to the fact that she didn’t even know.. If to say I know say na only one she know, I for iron fast!.. Funny how I got to be blamed for all this.. When I was the one that was seduced, the only one I seduced was Abigail and she was the one that asked for Sex.. I never wanted this.. This time around, I had to leave the room as I knew Joyce won’t dare accuse me of anything. Abigail just stood there, looking at me like she still doesn’t give a f**k like she knew all what were said.. I knew I had to leave the room and prolly the house before I get killed.. But as I was about getting the energy to Run out, Uncle Daniel came in, asking what was happening that won’t let him sleep on the last day of the year. Joyce started telling him what was happening.. And the Man had the guts to walk up to where I was, told me to stand up.. Then gave me a slap that almost blew me out of the bed!.. I didn’t say a word, Just looked at him with a dangerous eye as I felt my body outbursts.. I felt some itchy feelings on my body as I scratched it, then just like an evil spirit, That voice came back.. WATCH OUT FOR PART 53

Lol....... Your life don finish....Kaii, you use 3sisters(afteral you never enter Faith). Even Mr Seal that lure you into it as went to sleep, you are facing this only(though you are with Codeine Spirit).. Joyce couldn't says she is also involved, she can't explain that you have mark your own register from her, or can't your brother also think that his own secret about registering into Esther website would be leak out.. Let All The Secret Be Leaking Out!!!

Hahahahahahahaha dat slap Ω̴̨̩̩̩̥α evil spirit slap.......still wetin 4 joyce confesion

Lolz. E be like say faith call (slap) no ring? Na uncle Dan re-dialed am again, him own ring, na im make that evil spirit rise.

Lols. Everything done in d secret places r coming out one by one. Ladi, face ur music, ur sistersfucker.

Original gobe

I told yu so! I told yu so !! I told yu so!!! Hahahahahahaahhaah can't stop laffing n dancing haha shoki

Guy anytin f**kable abeg dey yansh dey go nah ur tym.......

I'v Neva Laffed Like dis after Readin a story on dis sight b 4.. Gezzzz Freakin Intrestin.. I so Love How dat Spirit Speaks 2u.. I sure dos Bring Back Memories I Can Relate Wit.. Well d worst dat can happen is de wil ask U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 Leav dea House, but I promis U̶̲̥̅̊ , Faith wount stop Lovin Yu

Weting she dey cry 4??? I think say she get BF 4 london....... "ASS HOLE"

Village guy wey bad pass davido,money u knw get swagg u noh get buh u dey straaf eldest sister(joyce),elder sister(ehster),senior sister(faith ur favorite)junior sister (abigeal) inside ur uncle nose..... Guy u rugged abeg ride on ni**er

Omo guy u're highly messed up...... Dats 1 tin abt getting intoxicated...... I knw say u go talk SHIT 4rm ur mouth...... DAME!!!

Lolzzzzz @ann

Imagine d babe wey u love so much is still a virgin hw u wan take explain ur f**kin self.......

part 53 I opened my eyes.. Felt some pains on my head as I involuntarily wanted stand up so I can go and see My Faith.. But what I saw was different from what I so wanted to see.. I was on top of something I didn’t care to know, everywhere was white and blurring for the first few seconds, I knew this wasn’t my room. I knew something was happening to me , I looked down on me and was cover with white robes.. This aint what WE are thinking right? “Ehhhh? Na Heaven WE enter? Abi devil don dey wear white? I know say we nor fit make heaven at all! God can’t cheat!!!!”.. My ever living MIND started shouting as my heart started beating so fast.. I shouted “Where am I?”.. Not really like shouting but I knew that was the last energy I had.. I heard someone call my Name, I wanted to say it was God but that voice nor resemble that echoing voice for movies.. “Who be you?”.. I said as I heard someone cry, praying in my local Dialect.. This was when I realized the voice to be that of my MUM.. Besides, she is the only person I know that prays in local dialect. I wanted to shout MUM but who sigh? I was f**king weak as all I was seeing were white lights and voices reaching out for a Doctor. I just chilled as I couldn’t open my mouth but I dey tell you!!.. Me and Doctors nor be friends ohhhh! I heard the machine they use in measuring heartbeat(I still don’t knw d name) beep continuously, and I saw shadows of people checking me out.. I had a feeling I was being given an Injection as my eyes started closing.. But for where, I nor gree close am.. I didn’t know what happened sha, but I couldn’t control the muscles in the eyes any longer.. I was in a state of Hypnagogia for hours as I still heard feint voices.. then I finally fell into a trance, saw me and Faith laugh and smile as she kissed me in a very lone place.. Amongst other things. (Chai! Anesthesia nor good I swear!!!!) I woke up once again but this time around, the white surroundings disappeared.. Turned out it was just some LIGHTS that were on my body that almost made me enter heaven by force. Do I need to say it lOud that I was in a HOSPITAL? Ok.. I was in the hospital My Mum, lying down there with her head down, I tried reaching her as I stood up (Strong Man) and when I touched her, she woke up(didn’t know she was sleeping sha), took me back to my small bed and started crying.. I didn’t wanted to cry, so I told her to stop crying that I was hale and healthy and all that, then I wished her a Happy New Year as the time on the wall says 3am. She gave me food to eat(she knows I don’t joke with Rice and Beans).. Just when I thought I would start asking my Mum about Faith and how she got to Lagos from Benin in less than 4hours.. One cute nurse came inside with one killer smile “Them nor dey sleep? Ahan.. Make she nor near my yannxh oh!”.. Was what my Dumb mind said as I saw a syringe on her tray… Then she smiled, checked my pulses and gave me an injection.. The rest na story!!! We left the hospital the following day (As in.. It was 3am already, so the next day) as I almost didn’t wanna leave because of the cute nurses. And anytime I start asking my Mum about faith and the outside world, they come with a smile and knock me out with sleeping Injections. And no, I couldn’t ask my Mum about my Uncle because I was so ashamed of looking into her eyes, especially when it seemed she was trying hard not to reach that topic. Maybe the doctor advised? Well, I got out the hospital and saw LUTH at the sign board.. I wanted to ask Mum another question as she could see it on my face, but she gave me a sign that had “Don’t ask” written over it. I got to my Uncle’s house.. No! Not Daniel, this one is another one, Uncle Malik.. .. Uncle Malik was in the army and had a house in the barracks at BONY Catonement. I just knew it that my Mum won’t dare go to Uncle Daniel’s house because of my deeds. After highlighting from the Metro Cab, I don’t know what led the CABman to tune up his radio to Brillia FM oh! But all I know was DR. LANRE IZAMOJE was airing his normal saturday show as I heard “4th of January 2013..”.. Then Jaywon’s THIS YEAR(Odun Yi) started playing. Wait.. 4th of January 2013? 4th.. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th? After hours of confusion, I started asking my mum what happened and why the date was 4th instead of 2nd. It took me minutes for me to be able to break her down, as I knew her weak point.. (DON’T EAT!!) She broke down in tears as she gave me a Nollywood story that was written by my uncle (Daniel)… And I will tell you all.. Story! Story!!.. Once upon a time: “I went to a party without Daniel’s consent, and that wasn’t the first time I did it as it was regular, as usual, I got drunk and broke into a fight with my cult gang, I got hit on the head.. He called my MUM immediately he heard the news, my Mum entered the next Bus to Lagos, not telling my DAD what happened as she lied because if my Dad heard, na die… She got to Lagos, I had to be transferred to LUTH due to a scare of brain damage as I was having seizures, reduced or pumped out the codeine level in my blood.. And I was under Anesthesia for 2days to allow the injury on my head chill”.. Bleh Bleh bleh.. At this moment, I didn’t know if I was to be happy, sad or depressed. Happy because my Mum(NO ONE) didn’t know what really happened, sad because I was in what I interpreted as COMA few days back.. Depressed because I was depressed and felt miserable!.. Well, I didn’t say any word till my Mum went in to sleep as I collected her phone, since mine was nowhere to be found. Didn’t know faith’s number Offhand, so I just opted to go on twitter to check on her.. Her last tweet was on the 1st of december.. And it read “I planned a new year eve for Two, me and me”. Headed to facebook as that was the only place I could send a message with my mind poured out into it but to my greatest surprise, my Inbox was Full of messages.. Opened it and gazed through all to see if faith’s own was there and behold, I saw it right there, just above the “See more messages” option.. I clicked it, it took YEARS for the page to open(EmptyHen!!!!!).. Meanwhile, the Dr warned me not to bother myself emotionally as my Adrenalins were still very much on high. So I just did what he told me (Count from 1 to 100 when you are about being tensed). After counting to 20, the page opened and what seems to be an essay with over 500words popped up.. I dey come make I look for the message for inside my message inbox. If I no see am, I go come write wetin I remember in a way my teacher taught me.. SUMMARIZE *Edited copy of her Facebook message* “Ummm.. Hey.. So I am writin dis After I heard yo in Intensive Care Unit and I pray you sometyms read this becos I am scared as f**k.. I guess you are reading this by now. And yeah, I pray my phone survives this salty water that I am soaking it in. Sitting right at the back of the car, ur head on my laps as it bled blood, tears rolling down your eyes as I tried all my best telling you to stop joking with me.. You just laid there, going into seizures, deaf to my calls,indifferent about my punches.. and all I could do was nothing but pray!. Den again, the nurses shouting at me to let go of you as they rolled you away in the stretcher, I forced myself into the emergency room as I watched you close your eyes, face with a smile as tears rolled down your eyes and the nurses trying their best to revive you. And it was all black out as I heard voices saying I shouldn’t be allowed in.. Woke up to find out dt I passed out, but all I wanted was to see you.. Then I was told you were moved to LUTH in an ambulance, sad right? You know.. I had a suicide thought this morning.. No! I had a failed attempted suicide this morning, Joyce moving me and abigail into a Hotel pending the tickets of our flight to Abuja, Esther in a place I don’t know and you probably dying as I type. Well, I guess this was my destiny.. To be heartbroken by the only ones I love. Why do I write? because I jst want to.. because It gives me hope that you would read this. because I don’t know who to tell.. because I jst can’t live without you. I knw things will never work out for both of us but please! Stay alive and fight for your life, for me.. For Us! And if you woke up to hear that I am no more, then the next attempt went well, guess what I just did.. I prayed to Got to take my f**ked up life and give it to you. Hey, I hope I don’t see you were I would be headed… I Love You and Will Always Do but this has to stop! Bye Cherish.. After I read this, I felt something die in me.. No! I didn’t finish reading it, I stopped at somewhere but I knew I didn’t finished it.. How could I have forgotten the the morning of 31st December? How did I not remember the feeling I had? Where was that soft me? What did the doctors did to me? Why the sudden return of that feeling? Why am I alone? How come I didn’t wake up to look for faith?.. I was so lost in thoughts that all I could remember in what I read was “Bye Danladi”.. No!.. That wasn’t just a bye bye.. It didn’t sounded like the bye bye she told me before I went to the party.. It was a BYE that sounded like the last.. Like that was a BYE .. Right? Was she dead? “Take this basssstard to church because I am about being possessed!!”.. I said to myself.. Voices of legions.. All I could remember were the words my doctor told me and how faith used to call me a Dummy.. I felt an awkward reaction in my body.. My body metabolism went up as my eyes started working the other way.. Was this love? Or was it me feeling guilty for what I did to her? If it was love, how come I didn’t feel it few minutes ago? Why was I occupied with other stuffs? Yeah? I was pretty joking some few minutes ago right? Yeah! That was it.. Last time I checked the time, it was 11pm.. I started counting numbers.. This time around, not in my mind but I was using the last energy I had in shouting it.. 1… 2… 3.. 4…. 5….. 6….. 7… 8…. 9….10……. I remember my Mom come out from the Guest room she was in, my Uncle came too as everyone thought I was mad.. No, seriously.. I knew what I was doing, I knew it wasn’t what a sane person would do but I just couldn’t help it.. This wasn’t love right? It was Guilt and Pity? Just like it was before, I stood up.. Looking at Uncle Malik as he walked up to me, memories flashed.. I thought he was going to slap me the way Uncle Daniel did, so I acted in self defense as I slapped him first .. And then I heard my Mum Cry as she said “Ladi Stop!!!”.. No! I don’t like my Mum crying.. I hate when I make women cry.. but I didn’t know what was wrong with me.. My legs started shaking just like it did few days ago as I started entering the ground.. First I saw Faith cry before that happened, now I heard Mum cry before this? Why is this happening?.. I just imagined my head hitting the floor again as I lost balance but according to my lost senses, I didn’t hit the floor.. My uncle caught me.. And I was rushed again.. To an hospital.. This time around, on my mother’s lap.. “Oh! Lord… Make the voices stop!!!!!”.. I said in my very semi-conscious mind. I woke up.. The next day, told my Mum if she doesn’t ask if faith was alive, I would kill myself. Ended up in a Rehab centre, Mum said a doctor suggested it.. Oh! That cute nurse came to the hospital I was in, counseled me and made me go to the rehab.. After she told me I had STD.. Faith didn’t die .. The attempt failed again? Heard she was in a critical state though.. Her Dad wanted to arrest me at first. Lol! Story And yeah! I got to speak with her because I threatened them again. My Dad, Mum and everyone got to know the full gists (Uncle Daniel’s house shiiii) as Uncle Daniel sold his properties, traveled to switzerland with his other mistress to start a new life. Esther, Joyce.. Still sitting here, wondering which one of them gave me STDs because the two of them were over clean in the eyes.. But I heard Joyce is a lawyer(single) in Abuja, Esther is in London and Abigail.. The worst of them All.. I seriously haven’t heard of her. I was in the rehab for three reasons.. Drugs Abuse(Codeine and Sex..ual stimulants), Heartbreak and.. Accepting the fact the I was HIV Positive (not aids oh).. I saw a picture of Asamoah in his matriculation robe some few days back.. Tobby also put Adeleke University on his facebook Profile.. Angela? She graduated last year with a 2nd Class.. Yvonne? Somewhere in london forgetting there was a boy that once made her Kum. And me? glad everything happened. No! That was a joke.. How can I be Glad? I accepted my mistake and realized it was not too late to make a difference.. To reach out to people like me out there who think they need to boost their self esteem by associating with people. Ummm.. I guess this is the point we call THE END :) THE END…

Hmmmm... What a story

Like seriously its ended....wow..wata story , thumbs up to d writer.....more polish to U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ sandals

Well I say to u my fwend u lost d most beautiful being ever (FAITH) she loved u lyk DAME!!! But u neva knew coz she too waz actin lyk "me no send u ooo"........ Nd guyz it is better to be who we are nd wat we av....... experience is d best teacher.... Love d tragedy though.... Peace

I be act d good spectator since d beginning of diz stowie n I forsee all diz buh made a mistake by not advicing bro LADI.well shout out 2 people lyk ladi hope u learnt sumtin

Couldn't help d drop of tear d@ fell 4rm my eyes as i read d concludin part of dis story, its nt as if he intended 2 be lyk d@ buh circumstances pushed him into it, he neva wanted it 2 end lyk d@ buh anyway it still did. Dis is a lesson 2 every1, neva try 2 boost ur self esteem by associatin wif d wrong peer. Great job #teamcoolval

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! So pathetic, touching, emotional..and so on and so forth.... Finaly, for all what you have done(unintentionaly), you lost nothing than Your conciousness(for just 2-3days) Your health status(HIV positive) And your reasoning faculty(due to codiene spirit)... The last one that look like you lost by you aren't lost there is your Education, though you lost some time but no matter how much time human fail, they can rise again, you can still start a-fresh.... You never lose faith because you both can work things out between yourself, you can only be friend, even if you had nothing with the three sister(Joyce, Esther, Abigail) sef, Joyce won't allow it to be....! That S.T.D, My guess goes to no other person than Abigail..... Thanks To The Author. Thanks To Writter(Val&Favourite). Thanks To Readers. God Bless Us All.

Wow! Wat a story! Alot of applause everyone

So u end up self destructive.

Am I dreaming?..*pour little water for face*..No be @Anitcham be this??? Yiiiiiiiiiiipppppeeeeee

read dis story somewhere bt can't just place it

That was a nice story I really enjoyed it.......well sha guess ladi has learned his lesson..bt I guess the std was passed from angela the ghana girl..thumbs up to faith for being of loving..

so pathetic story. but de downfall of a man is not de end of his life. u can stil rise up and pik up ur pieces to fight for ur future and destiny.

bros thumb 4 u

This is the most interesting story I've read on coolval. All that glitters is not gold. Bravo to the Author and we writers,, God bless you all

Wow. So interesting,educating. Kudos

dis story is too long,u no try

The first tym I read this story I swear I felt like crying am not my self 4 days to d extent my peepz askin me if am okay,the thing was d@ it hit me hard like I was the one d stuff happened to.I hav wish to read d story again and again after first reading it in april but I cnt say hw emotion I can be so I just decided to read d last episode today still I felt somhw . . Well that is life sha u hv learnt the lesson d hard way but I hope u have pick up d pisses of ur life sha

I swear I cried, bt y should I cry? (like I care) I guess I should start counting 1-100 also

Good one dear

Wat a 9c write up, tanks 4 d link @coolval.........all d plans I qot 4rm episode 1-49 jus crashed, I dnt wanna end up HIV positiv...ya'll knw wah I'm talkin bouh na???...lesson sturvs (in falz voice)

@wyse-one over here

What a great lesson to learn.

Nice one

I would love to read and read the last episode again.

nice one

na did story is interesting...njagadde(I HV loved it)...here in Kampala Uganda shouts out to Coolval and da architect

yes

I was impressed by the story from the beginning to the end

I would have been sad if I miss such a nice story

lekki houseboy was an outstanding novella

I also read your story runs girl

it was as superb as this

keep up the good wor

waiting for your next story after a long layout

till then

:b

Woa! Nyc story sha...u 4no learn ur mistake na,I fink say na u like pu**y pass

Wow Interesting...Nice Write Up

Lol

NICE

This Story Is Killing Me I Am Writting This Comment With Tears Dropping From My Eyes ! It Reminds Me Of Faith My Ex

Wow wow wow what a story I loved it but the ending was just soo....... (sighs) but great

Thanks for the advice

Wow I have bEen enjoying the story soo far kudos to you guys

I laugh rock it on

what a story.

Hmmm had it been u hadnt taken that drink from dj tobby, none of this would have happened

I enjoyed dis alot Mre ink Ya pen ✒

Interesting story

5 star★ to the story???

opps

What a mind blowing story ???

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