- The way some people normally shout when praying in church, u will even forget ur prayers and start saying amen to their prayers... This country eh.
- Having sex with a girl who doesnt scream is like watching soccer without commentator
- Some guys will leave the girl that sincerely love them thinking that there are many fishes in the sea, only for them to go and catch crayfish.. O boy life hard oo
- That moment you stone your friend and it mistakenly hit an old woman and she put it in her bag...... My dear, dont just worry yourself cause you are no more among the leaders of tommorow... Dont argue with me, it is a matter of fact!
- Sucking a slim girl breast is romantic until when the bone chock you... Dont say i did nt warn u oo
- If u see a doctor eating a corn, feel free to call him a ConDuctor
- Your bf is black like black polish and you are calling him "your sunshine"
sister why are you fooling him na???
- Death means walking to a soldier man and tell him that he is a Soldier Ant.... My brother your case lies in Gods hand.