1. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
»Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
»Whenever you're right, shut up. -By Shaquille O’Neal
2. The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...-By Kobe Bryant
3. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -By David Hasselhoff
4. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-By Alec Baldwin
5. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -By Barack Obama
6. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with
the enemy. -By Tommy Lee
7. A man inserted an 'advert' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." -
By Brad Pitt
8. First Guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!" Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine is still alive." - By Jimmy Kimmel