LOVE EXAMINATION BOARD
Time: 2 hrs
Instruction; attempt any four questions.
1. You have dated a girl for two years and eventually she drops you for another guy, Calculate the percentage of time wasted.(20 mks)
2. You buy nickers and bras for your girlfriend and another guy undresses them. Using trigonometric identities, derive the general formula for this kind of love. (20 mks)
3. (For ladies only) You sleep with men five times a week. Calculate the total reaction force on your wet pussy. g= 9.81ms (20mks)
4. ( For guys only) You are dating around fifteen girls and every girl is demanding for samsung Galaxy and an Ipad from you.
(a) plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones (15mks)
(b) use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)
5. You are dating people's sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with any of your sisters. Calculate the percentage error in your thinking capacity. ( take pie= 3.14) (20 mks)