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LOSING WEIGHT (joke)

LOSING WEIGHT (joke)

By @awesome in 9 Dec 2015 | 18:48
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A Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper
"Lose 5kg in a week"
He calls the company & the lady says
" be ready tomorrow at 6am."
The next morning he opens the door
& finds a beautiful sexy girl saying ,
"You catch me you KISS me!"
& the girl starts running...
He starts running but doesn't catch
her.
During the whole week he tried to
catch her but
couldn't. However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 am he opens the
door
&
sees an even more beautiful and SEXY girl who is naked saying
"You catch me , you FUCK me all day".
He runs after her but fails to catch Her. He
loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is
awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg
but the lady said "Are you sure? its really tough !!!! ".
he said "YES!"
Next day at 6 am he opens the door,
he finds a naked guy wt abig DICK
saying
.
.
.
"If I catch you, I WILL FUCK YOU ALL DAY..! ! ! ! !"
.
HOW MUCH WEIGHT DO YOU THINK HE LOST DAT DAY??????????
9 Dec 2015 | 18:48
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He must loose allll his weight. Lolz
9 Dec 2015 | 18:54
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All his body weight of cox
9 Dec 2015 | 18:55
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[b]hahahahaahahahhahahaha if na me.. I go close d door back sharp sharp.... But as e be nw.. Dat man must be looking like a broom stick... But I trust my guyz here @Skookum @Pizzaro @Frankkay @Konphido .. Dey re ever ready even @Nextangel dey will wait nd tell d dude...[/b] [i]I am not running anywhere.. So start d bizness[/i] [b]ask dem if I'm lying[/b]
9 Dec 2015 | 19:15
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all his weight
9 Dec 2015 | 23:42
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All his weight
10 Dec 2015 | 00:47
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Lwkmd. Na to tear race ooo. I qo lose like 100kq cos am not yet ready to be a qay. . . Lol @Tenniebenson choi! You know i would be the very first to run away o. Am not like dat jare. :-)
10 Dec 2015 | 01:41
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[b]hmmmmmm @tenniebenson hw did u expect me to wait,wen I no be gay...to wait z a sin,na to talk wt my leg remain oo[/b]
10 Dec 2015 | 02:28
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[b]chaii see gobe I tink he will loose 159kg DAT day .... .... @tenniebenson u baa.y u no call @vict-vames or khola46 name na dem DAT one go fit wella as for me I am a man of God if DAT kin tin happun wallai usain bolt no go see my back[/b]
10 Dec 2015 | 03:17
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[b]Lol @Pizzaro @Skookum u better stop lying.. Like sey I no knw u b4 ... @Frankkay my hubby don't do such tinz.. But I knw u do[/b]
10 Dec 2015 | 03:25
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Ma brodas ma sisters na to climb ceiling be dat
10 Dec 2015 | 03:50
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[b]hahahahaha that man sef go slim pass pankere.[/b]
10 Dec 2015 | 04:01
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He go lose all his weight lol
10 Dec 2015 | 06:45
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Mehn !!
10 Dec 2015 | 07:20
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Lolz my tummy don dey pain me ooo d man go loose all d wheight in him
10 Dec 2015 | 08:45
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lol.. he will lose everything
10 Dec 2015 | 08:51
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Lolzzz... I guess three years old baby going to weigh more than him
10 Dec 2015 | 09:18
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All his weight even he wil owe weight dat any tym he gain weight he wil pay coz he is owing.
10 Dec 2015 | 09:50
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he go lose 100kg dat day o
10 Dec 2015 | 10:19
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150kg,Lolz
10 Dec 2015 | 10:32
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He go loose al dy him weight o
10 Dec 2015 | 13:07
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ulsan bolt no go fit caught up
10 Dec 2015 | 16:39
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lwkmd....chaii na die b dat o
10 Dec 2015 | 18:05
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[b]Chai! na this man dey craze, how can I waste time there? I would run as fast as my legs can afford.[/b]
11 Dec 2015 | 01:02
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Lol..... He will be as thin as broom stick ooo . . . . . . @tenniebenson abeg no go that area ooo, ma love @Nextangel no go do that kind thing ooo....... He is a decent woman adventurer not man ooo.... Bikonu
11 Dec 2015 | 05:37
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