Two
men
walk
into a
bar,
one
wearing
a
cowboy
hat
and
the
other
wearing
a
Yankees
cap.
The
guy in
the
Yankees
cap
approaches
the
bartender
and
make
a bet:
"I'll
bet
you
$1,000
that I
can
put a
shot
glass
at one
end of
your
bar
and
piss
into it
from
the
other
end of
the
bar
without
spilling
a
drop."
The
bartender
laughs
and
says,
"You're
crazy,
but
you're
on."
The
man
positions
a shot
glass
on one
end,
walks
to the
other
end
and
unzips
his fly.
He
then
pisses
everywhere
-- all
over
the
walls,
over
the
bar
top, all
over
the
bottles
of
booze,
and all
over
the
bartender.
The
bartender
roars
with
laughter
and
tells
the
man to
pay
up.
The
guy in
the
Yankees
cap
pays
up,
laughing
and
smiling,
too.
"What
are
you
smiling
at?"
asks
the
bartender.
"You
just
lost
$1,000!"
"Well,
you
see
that
guy in
the
cowboy
hat
over
there
crying?
Before
we
came
in, I
bet
him
$10,000
that I
could
piss all
over
your
bar,
your
walls,
your liquor
AND
you,
and
not only
would
you
not be mad --
you would
laugh hysterically about it! TO
