A girl travelled 2 visit her frnd in NDU, she
fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there.
She later called her mum & said...
GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in NDU
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur
father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing &
dancing)
GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my
daughter, pls take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go
complete ur four years over there in
Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... Bcos I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.