took pizzaro to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 75.
We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed
he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager
had multicolour hair in all different colours, green, red, orange
and blue, and pizzaro kept staring at her. The teenager would
look over and find pizzaro staring, every time. When she had
finally had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, you have never done anything wild in your life before?"
My pizzaro replied, "I got drunk years back and made love to a
peacock without condom. I am wondering if you are my
daughter?