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By @awesome in 16 Nov 2015 | 11:55
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18 year old girl tell her Mom that
she has missed her period for 2
months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit.
The result shows that the girl is
pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying
the
embarrassed mother says,
"who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and
makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferari stops in
front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man
with well tended grey hair and
impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of the car
and
enters the house.
Meeting the girl's parents, he says:
"Good morning, your daughter has
informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because
of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her
life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I'll
bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town
house, a beachfront villa and a $1m
bank account. If a boy is born, my
legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $2m bank account.
If twins, a factory and $2m
each.However, if there's a
miscarriage,
what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had
remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You'll sleep with her again!" lolzzzz........Cheers,Good morning to yuh all
16 Nov 2015 | 11:55
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Laughing,grinning and smilling :) realy funny
16 Nov 2015 | 12:17
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Lolss
16 Nov 2015 | 12:21
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abi o lol
16 Nov 2015 | 12:27
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hohohohohoho u will replace the thing again
16 Nov 2015 | 12:28
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Lwkmd Wat Moni Can Do
16 Nov 2015 | 12:29
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Hehehehehe power of money
16 Nov 2015 | 12:57
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U will make her pregnant again
16 Nov 2015 | 13:20
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz who no lik better tinggggggggggggggg
16 Nov 2015 | 13:29
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