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Lolss…10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home

Lolss…10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home

By OyefestuS in 24 Jul 2015 | 10:33
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Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick you have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….

checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up

6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Weekend so Feel free 2 add yours…lolz

(Enjoy the rest of your day)
24 Jul 2015 | 10:33
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dey re xo anxious dt dey wil kip kalin evry minutes 2 knw whr d gurl iz
24 Jul 2015 | 10:56
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He will mak sure dat he's looking gud even though if it's d kind of a guy dat doesnt iron his clothe, he will mak sure dat he does abi na lie?
24 Jul 2015 | 11:01
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Nd also he will delete all his toaster's or gf message nd pictures incase of incasity
24 Jul 2015 | 11:03
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They silent their phone or even switch it off to avoid any disturbance durinq ministeration....lol
24 Jul 2015 | 11:59
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Uhhh... I hardly feel xtra ordinary.... Most times I feel its time wasted especially if she is not coming with either work goodnews or anything that adds meaning to daily existence.... Itz still Mr Tpage <\a> My next episode of My Lusty Past coming up soon........ Na skul thngs hold me down...
24 Jul 2015 | 13:56
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True
24 Jul 2015 | 15:31
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Try talk
24 Jul 2015 | 15:37
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Yh u are ryt
24 Jul 2015 | 21:31
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dey wil even packs all dere dirty clothes under d bed.
25 Jul 2015 | 01:59
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Heheheheee.. very true, some myt take der tym in screenin dia phns of mgs n pic shud in case d babe decides 2 tek a luk.. its all gud!
25 Jul 2015 | 03:49
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rehearsing what he wil say wen the girl arrive
25 Jul 2015 | 08:26
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Lol,he even changes d bed spread...Oye,ya ryt o,mst of ds tinz r what my brodaz do weneva a chic z cumin ova*
25 Jul 2015 | 10:04
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True tlk,my bf does dat alot wen xpecting anybody both male & female bt would never wash d dishes
25 Jul 2015 | 13:10
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Na true ooo
26 Jul 2015 | 04:43
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Numbas 1,4 n 10 so true n m always guilty of it...
26 Jul 2015 | 14:23
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Dey buy more stuff inside d fridge just to show off
27 Jul 2015 | 20:38
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Lol see una lives
25 Apr 2016 | 14:25
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And on a normal day.. Dia rooms go dirty pass dirty o
25 Apr 2016 | 14:26
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Hahaha @tenniebenson, we NEAT ooo... No b d xame motor cari all of us na... Sha we get hope pass al dx GIRLS
26 Apr 2016 | 11:45
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Tarrrhhhh mah hear!
26 Apr 2016 | 14:08
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No be d same motor o.. I came with a sophisticated car
26 Apr 2016 | 14:08
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Sophisticated ko bullet proof ni... @tenniebenson Al ladies are xame..
28 Apr 2016 | 12:14
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Na u talk am oo
28 Apr 2016 | 15:58
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