A little kid,her name is JOY,little joy gets in a city bus,sits right behind the driver and starts talking loudly,"if my dad was a bull and my mom a cow,i do be a little bull."...the driver gets annoyed as the kid continues to yammer on,"If my dad was a rooster and my mom a hen,i would rather be a little chick."...the kid goes on and on with all the animals she knows,when finally,the bus driver yells."what if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?..the KID SMILES and said,I do rather be a bus driver..........Lol.