Coolvallers/Movie Section's "Chat Central!"

Chaa? Let's start then.. Who is ready? 8-).

Hehe, good to gat you guys here

You guys already know my name, no need for introduction i guess

Once again i really wanna welcome every writers or readers on coolvallers, did i just said coolvallers, yes i did, and thats what we been called, i guess thats a best name i could pick up, but no worries, i really appreciate everybody reading and commenting on our stories here on CL and i hope we all going to move this community to the highest level we all dream of, we won't be the only one entertaining you, if you got any story, diary, or news, you can post it on CL you can post news on news section, and also tips, we'd appreciate if you help us move the community to where itz destined to be.... Thank you all... Shaxee

Thats great... :I'm Kola by name. From Osun State.. I'm one of the readers in coolvallers(as you have said before).... Wish this community moves on well and great!

Miss Anita: You mean good morning at 3:12pm?.. From London or where?...lol..

My name is adewumi,am frm oyo state, a reader on coolval,may God increase ur wisdom nd understanding all d writer so as 2 upgrade 2 highest level

Thanks to you all, this where we all be chatting, any readers and writers will come join us soon, to God be the glory

Lemme introduce myself. Am Diamond Meshack by name also known as Shaxee as you all know, am from nigeria, am in the deepest place on earth, if you wanna find or see me, call mtn or airtel, maybe their gprs is fast enough to locate me, hehe, we all africa, i can be anywhere you dream of me to be, nice meeting all of ye here

Clears throat.... Intro loading....

Lols, diamond dear, i hope nothing is wrong with it....

Tenniebenson we still waiting for your intro, or will your intro take you two weeks, to comprehen?

Lol... I was downloading d intro.. ....loading completed...... I'm OluwaTeniola...so u can call me Teniola... Tennie(or anyaw u wana call it)..ppl call me TennieBenson...or Killah.. Ok ok.. I'm 4rm Oyo state..but born nd bred in lag... Wat else? Ok i'm a poetess..nd i write articles... I'm also a designer... One of my hobbies is #smilling#

@Tennie yeeah... I got it now! Little wonder I could see little smile on your cheek from your leftside picture!!! Keep smiling! Its also a medicine to sorrow(I pray you'll never knew it)..! @Shaxee.. Are you sure you are from Nigeria?? I tought you are from your state ooo!lol...

Lol... Owkay! Let d chat begin... Ermmm who'z gonna start?

Hello World(I think it wasn' only Nigerian that were/was/are/is here)::: How y'all doing?

m Mayor, also a reader here, nyc knowing u guys

@anitcham. Its not uncommon to girls dating a guy for his money! The guys dating girls because of her money is uncommon.. But if such situation occur! Though I'm not a lady,I don't know how ladies feel,but i would just leave the guy for God judgement(Anger maybe a medicine,but it can never cure.. Patient is needed).. That girl should just take it as her faith. God knows best... (thats just my own opinion or point of view)

I think d ansr is obvious.... Let d guy go cos he's absolutely nt ready 4 sometin seriouz... Some1 who thinks of d future will make beautiful plans with his partner...

isn't dz d part where we exchange contacts?:-D

Hmmm I don't know how to start am just a reader have not really written any thing. But am in love with coolval.com By the way am Omoba, from Edo State, Born and Bred in Warri but lives in Benin now. Attend AAU Ekpoma, I will like to know you guys

Hi ye all the name is saheed adejare buh ma fwends call me seadurf,am 4rm osun state am one of the silent readers here...hope u knw wot i mean (readers wu dosnt comment).

I forgot 2 add dis (dis dull brain of mine) i reside in maryland lagos state.

Its ur boi wizzy!!!! Ye Man,sup y'all,am charles by name,A.k.A charlywizzy born n bred in naija in d suburb of lagos bt skools in ghana,ye,i'h been a member of dis site 4 sum couple of months now,luv readin stories here,thumbs up 2 d talented writers n most especially mr coolval! Luv u guyz!

I am Francis but frnds call me flames,I take writing as one of my hobbies. I started writing from my secondary School days. It's in u,try to bring out your talent,let's work out d future of our country. Sorry to forget,am from Anambra... I have been able to release five of my poems bt looking to releasing more for other. Love being a motivator of your dream. Call or whatsaap me on:08064520342 Bbm :224EF15E

Hello ladies and gentlemen... It is my pleasure to meet u al here... Am scholes junior{junior?? Yea cos my senior is in manchester... U gat to understnd if una get television... Lol} Am Frm the Light of d nation state[Anambra.. 4 d illiterate here... lols].. Am into religious articles & sports as well. So guys come on lets move dis site to a greater level... U can cal me sammywhite if u can... #kiss[to gals only]

@Shaxee. Won't it be beta if this chat is move to the front page so as to create awareness 4 readers and writers as well..

I support d motion... It will also enable me check in more often... Ok...i guess its good 2 share contacts... But u knw na.. Gals dnt share numbers on social site anyaw (i'm nt forming ooo...i humble die).. U can add me up on fb with d name Tennie Benson DahKillah.... Will be glad 2 av u'al dere

@Tennie... The kind of frnd request dat u wil recieve 2day via facebk wil make u abandon that ur acc. I trust guys shaa(including me self... Lols) Shaxee pls do sumfin abt dis cos... I hav to open some couples of pages and scroll down almost 2 d extreme end just 2 be here... Chaii! #Drunk[after drinking 2 cans of viju milk and lacasera]

Lol

I am Ajoke frm lagos state

Helo am Andyvester. Am frm Imo State . . Am a participant and a reader of the most delightful stories & wishing to write my own stories too

@scholesjnr i'd be working on that but need to inform valentine about this, but sooner or later this will be move to front page...

Hello guys, this section is now on front page

Yeah yeah... Saw it since yestrdy

@shaxee... Thanks man i really appreciate that @jenny... U ar highly welcome

Mehn! @Jenny ...Get ready 2 receive loads of request o.... Never knew many ppl saw dis chatroom...until i saw requests....dey jez pretended nt 2 be aware... No be small matter

@Tennie... Hahahahaha didn't i tell u.. I told u dat i trust my guys wella in dis kinda stuff... I knew it... U havn't seen anything yet... U go run comot 4 dat acc bt wen eva u switch to anoda acc let me knw ooo...#Winks...

@Tennie... Hahahahaha didn't i tell u.. I told u dat i trust my guys wella in dis kinda stuff... I knew it... U havn't seen anything yet... U go run comot 4 dat acc bt wen eva u switch to anoda acc let me knw ooo... But dats d reasn why we are here.. To get to knw each other beta.#Winks...

Datz ryt....

xup guyz my name is usman ..all ma niggaz call me uslove in d hood..i enjoy readin stories on coolval so i can categorize myself among d coolvalers as said earlier by shaxee.. i also enjoy everytin abt @tennibenson

xup guyz my name is usman ..all ma niggaz call me uslove in d hood..i enjoy readin stories on coolval so i can categorize myself among d coolvalers as said earlier by shaxee.. i also enjoy everytin abt @tenniebenson

Tnk u @uslove13

u welcum

Can't say :-/

Hy, am Mercy from oyo. A reader who read a lot. Glad t b hear. Don't mind a welcome party! *winks*

Hy. Am Mercy from oyo. A reader who reads a lot! Glad t be here!! Don't mind a welcome party!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wink*

Kul

Helo, am chinecherem 4rm imo state, nice meeting u all

*grhhhhh* Rain issss fall..falling heeeere.. I'm cat..catching cold o(shaking)... Is there any vacancy lady here that can help me ooo??!!! Help the helpless out!

U go see o @Khola46

Ok gals... There's a vacancy somewhere... Vacancy!Vacancy!!Vacancy!! Mr. Flames of coolval.com is now offering young gals of 18-25yrs of age who are single and searching to find their precious jewel(,a jewel u would like to safeguard forever) to apply.. Call on 08064520342 or bbm:224EF15E

☺☻m feranmi by name buh my fake z mathew.... ☺☻ 

@anitcham Lol.... Did you realy know much about that psycho-guy, because on what you just said, you are making the guy look like sane-human!!! Maybe that psycho-guy run away from his ward!! He realy need to obtain Yaba-left form(no be mr flames form o)..!!! *tongue in*since you *tongue out*.... Coldness has just flew away!!! Thanks for the hug*wink*!!!

@Tennie ...Lol.. I tought you are going to volunteer o!!! @Ferrami alias fake Mathew.. lol... Where are you from? Or you just fall from heaven? @Original Ann ...Lol.. your alias fit make Jonathan run commot from Africa!!! Guy Or Girl?.. @Flames ...Hope that form is Original like Stephanie sha???

@Ann Even he fit run commot Earth go Mars!!! Because that Alias is even hard to tackle than Nigeria Economy!!!

@anitcham Open your phone bluetooth.. I just finished prepare a fantastic food!!! I'm gonna trasfer it to you now!!! Good Morning!!!! Good Morning To Y'all

@anitcham lol... I'm the one making mistake! Nah yellowtooth ah wan say before!!! But I don send it through that your phonebrowntooth!!! Hope its delicious?? Did you like the Aroma??... Or make I come add seasoning(Maggi/ Time/ Corrie:hope I got that?/ Salt,even water) to it like that??

Shey dis Ann na guy abi gal? Cos him post na like guy own... But him name na female own... Abi u be gay ni?

@Tennie Nah the same curiousity wan eat my flesh thats what makes me ask Him/His/Her/She/He whether He/She/Him/His/Her be Guy Or Girl!!! But He/She never answered me ooo!!! He/She uses a guy picx before and now I could see clearly that He/She has now uses lady's picx!!!! @Original Ann.. Abeg make you help me out of this confusion o!

@Anitcham Lol... The food weh I cook tire, nah it you deh use disgrace me che??... If you taste the soup well, I put sugar and saccarine(did i got that?) there!!! Lemme check what realy cause that running stomach... What did you took after eating-as drink? Lemme give you -kaun(pottash)-.. it would work!! May I??

@Original Ann.. Lol.. No vex oo.. I just deh think say you upload guy picx before.. & your Alias make me think say you be PEJ.. Thats why I deh confuse o!! BuT now that I have known that you are a lady!! Where should we start from??? Should we go on date 1st? or We can go straight into marriage?....lol..

@Anitcham Lmao... You mean you would realy like to eat my food once again??? Wow!! I'm blushing oo!!! By the way,you said you would dismarry me!! Why?Lol.... You know you can't nah*wink*.... & Why don't you always log in to your account before commenting???

Abeg, @People ..Make una help me oo... E be like say sun don deh touch my head,and the thing hurt&hot my head wella... Nah it make me say make I visit Cool-Val because it will help in cooling me... But as the thing deh cool, ah no fit see/feel Air.. Please help me find Wind.. I miss her for here oo.... Wiiiiiiinnnnddd... Where are you???

@Anitcham Lol.. I never wore a kit(s) before, I don't even know whats meant by football because I don't play it !!! I'm neither Player nor Keeper BuT I think I'm Spectator!!!

Hi people, I'm one of the numerous reader on coolval, I'm from ogun state based in lag. Thanks for making me smile always, love youse

I'm Adewunmi by name. [email protected] dats my fb ID,

I'm Adewunmi by name. [email protected] or [email protected] are my fb ID,

You are Highly & Greatly welcome to the Chatting Midst Of Coolvalers Miss/Mrs Adewumi! I've been waiting for you because I'm also thinking that maybe as your name be Adewumi(I Wish For Crown:hope I got that?), maybe you will also gave me a crown(out of the two you may have:) when you finaly have it because I Also Wish For Crown!! Welcome Once Again

@Adewunmi ....I can help you made a crown, you will just be calling me 'My Crown Maker(just remove the Maker)'... Or what did you think?

@Original Ann Lmao.. Nah only you and Anitcham ring deh my hand nah! & I'm just asking Adewunmi to let me be her Crown Maker(just remove the Maker) oo!!!. I trust Anitcham that with my sugar-soup she ate,she won't dismarry me*wink*lol... & you (Stephanie), you are Original,you won't leave me nah!!! NO BE SO??

Good Morning To Y'all

Perfect Mr crown @khola. Thanks, no problemo

@Adewunmi Lol... Let me complete that phrase "No Problemo. I Still Love Vista Baby''.. No mind Ann oo.. She is just showing little jealousy*tongue out* *wink*..lol.. Anitcham sef has made an approvement to it*wink*...!

Abeg Where Anitcham??... I haven't seen/see her text/comment today!!!! Where Are You oo??? @Original Ann I haven't seen/see your text/comment today!! Why???

Hi coolvallites, glad and thanks 2 d brain dt make ds platform for interaction and perhaps 4 we single 2 mingle available 2 us . . . Anyways, I'm Dammy (a.k.a dsceptre) a seasonal commentator bt an addicted coolvallite. Thumbs up 4 my coded guy #Khola and my secret admirable damsel & crush #Tennie & #Freelizzy, luv y'all

@Sceptre ..Lol.. I deh hail oo!! I doff mah cap for you mah brother!!!! & I bet it with you that both crush of you will soon turn to L.O.V.E.R..lol.! Let me sleep & thought about a fantastic place you will go to for your first date with each of them.. I will get back to you soon!!! But there is one rule to it o!!! ONE step at a time...... Which one would you go out with first?

Happy weekend coolvallies

Oh My Gawd!!! @Anitcham & @Original Ann ...Where are you two?? You both wan make dem go obtain yaba left for me ni?lol... No let me go gaga oo!!! Ah don miss you sowtey even 9ja soldier can find the way I miss you two/duo.!!.. Or Mrs Akpan don come take you ni?lailai..... (Mah go studio start sing for both of you if you no wan come)

@ uncle khola, i hail oooo

@Adewunmi ...Ohhh!! My-(what should i call it??).. Welcome... Happy weekend... How as been your day?? Hope you are preparing for our tonight date..lol..?? Good afternoon

I hail the houze ohh!!! Intro:- My name iz Japheth (bt prefer to be called @Japhola), Me live in Lagos state(bt also live in Ogun state) .. Am a fine b :) y with no pimple I bet u'll want to meet me{for my single mind} Love to read peoples comment especil¥ @Khola46{bad guy},@Tennibenson{the gel weh evrybody or evryguy dey fall inlove with online}, @Wind,@Tonia,@Original Ann,@You c.t.e... After reading their comments am ok (that one no mean say I no go finish the sorry-0)... To know more about Me just ask Me to tell u about Me for you to be able to know Me&I more... ;) 1 love :) .... I repeat @Khola bad guy !! I rest my case... >>>Thank You<<<

@Japhola Lmao... I don't even know whether to laugh or smile oo!!!!!!! Last year, Jonathan gave me The Most Nigerian Good Guy Award and I've not change oo!!!!!! As per say you be fine boy without pimples,and I see say no be only @Sceptre have crush on @Tennie... So nah Election we go do for anybody weh have crush on her!!! Anybody that won/win would have her(ah no be lawyer sha but ah just say mah view)...

@ Japhola, am blushing already.

hi am Angel Marcus 4rm rivers state m js a reader here on coolval,,i'l love 2b a writer bt i must write mur dan Audrey Timms o,,,rily luv dis site!1 of ma best *winks*

@Jenny ...Lol... Anitcham & Stephanie understand me wella oo!! Ann is Original(Not fake), & Anitcham has ate my sugar-soup*lol*. If They slap me, Nah L***-Slap it go be...

@Kedike From the bottom of OUR(the coolvallers) heart!!!..WE are saying .+*.+*.WELCOME ANGEL.+*.+*.!!! Hope you would help turning these page to PARADISE!!!!!! So happy seeing you here!!!

@Khola46 I go with that opinion{We Must Vote!!!}... @Tonia no need for that just close your eyes, breath-in and breath-out then open your eyes back ;) ... [Hmmm @Jenny&@Khola46 am not hearing anyting--00]

@Original Ann ..Lmao.. Thank God oo, I've got part one relieve.. I've seen you now!! I don say make I go studio and start singing for you and anitcham!!! Would that be good??? Abeg Where you keep Anitcham o??.. @Japhola ..Lol... You no know say nah ontop your crushing matter wan gain me Slap bha???.. Who would be the ILEC(International Love Electoral Commission) Chairman for these Election then?..

@Original Ann ..Lol.. I fit stand a whole Nigeria!!! Them no name me Khola for nothing sake nah..lol!! As per the slap.. Se, nah true Jenny deh talk???

@Khola46, watin u go do be say make u go army barracks make u tel them say u wan know how to collect slap very well(i.e Slap training)... On top that ILEC mater, sheby u get connection with Goodluck, just go do am as dem dey do am make he be as he dey be....

@Japhola ..Lol... So, you also approve to it(make I recieve slap).. Well.. ah go share you a little from it.. Sebi,you be fineboy without pimples,let me give you little dimples with mah hand!!! Lol.. Does Jonathan look like Jega????? Nah you be close pal of Jega,so nah you go make the thing done oo!!

Hey Guys... Johnysky says hello.. Happy sunday y'all

@Veni ...Lol... Me, ah deh look for ways to pronounce your name oo!!! Don't worry, I promise to go but on a condition... You will lead me there..shikena!!! Are you Guy or Girl?? @Johnysky ..We sef deh hail you oo!!! I wish you what you wish for yourself... Happy Sun-Day to you too.. Where are you Ann?? E be like say Anitcham travel go another continent. I wish you(Anitcham) safe journey.lol.!! @All ..Happy Sunday...

Lol... Dis guy @khola46 no go kill person with laugh ... @Sceptre nd @Japhola tnk u... My head iyaf swell... Itz good 2 knw all of u here... @Veni maybe i'm her twin u knw?

@Anitcham .Lol.. Wooooooooow!!!! Here you come shown up!!!!! Ah don deh say make I go hire private detective make them help me find you by hook or crook.!! Tell that person whom stole your phone to see me urgently!!! Now I will prove mah Love for you sowtey you go deh hear heaven shake!!!! Are you back/front now??.lol... Miiissss Yoooouuuu!

@Veni ..Lol.. I told you already that your name is kicking my tongue!!!! Nowadays Male deh bear Female name & vice versa,so Make una no vex!!!! Thank God you are female, ah for say make you no come here again.lol.!! Please where did you said we should meet earlier again sef???

@Anitcham .+*.+*.WELCOME BACK.+*.+*.(I've started showing you mah love)...!! Make you no vex, mah friend get phone weh be dual-sim, ah go collect ahm from him con devide the phone into Two!! One part of the phone(with onepart sim) is yours and the other, ah go return ahm for the owner.Lol.!!! (You could see how lenghty I went to prove mah love for you)!!!! :::::WELCOME::::

@Japhola ..Lol... Whats bothering your mind?? Why Hmmm??... Oh,you think Sceptre would win the election?? Don't worry nah!! Let the election start first before sigh!!!! Or are you clearing your throat..lol.?? Good Morning to Y'all

Talkative

nawa ooo :)

Lol... Ah see say person don named me here(talkative). ah no go tell people about it sha!!! I'm Talk-active! & ah go name that person Quiet-active(Quietative)..Shikena..Lol!!! @Japhola .Lol.. Don't think ahm much.. Remember say you mentioned many name when you are naming all your crush here!!! If one Angel no answer you, go for another Angel!!! @Johnysky Wetin 'nawa ooo' for here o?? Make una tell me!!! 8-)

LNGKMD...

Lol.. E be like say something deh happen o!! Why are you people laughing?? @Anitcham You sef deh laugh at me OR with me???. We are still in December(I'm in Jupiter now),why happy new year?? If you said Weekend, I would have gave you Hifive(we are in weekend here)!!!

"Happy New Year" at the middle of the year in planet earth(?)!! @Khola46 when 2 people are in love what do u expect ;)

@Japhola Lmao.. In Love kwo?? No try me ooo!!! Don't let me give you parmanent dimples for your fine face oo!

aaaaaaaaahcheeeeeeeem m here just got in tho first of all, introduction m samuel frm lag,osun,kwara and ekiti wat else?!

Hehe... Were u born in pieces?? @blayse @Japhola lol u sef no strong... Why will u be scared of a man like u? No tell me sey u dey fear competiton o... God no go make us marry person wey anoda person no go want o.. Better say Amen sharpaly

@Blayse .Lol... I like your combination oo!!! You should have said you are from all the State in SouthWest!!!

born in pieces *oops* wait leh me ask melle first @tenniebenson

maybe @Khola46 buh u and @tenniebenson make una wait make i ask melle

Me! fear keh!!.. Bt make i no lie u I no like d word "Compitition", I no de like do am wit pesin... Most of d tym I dey step down for d pesin bt it depend sha.....

@Veni I'm Fucking Available/ Vacancy/ Ready/ Set anytime you says!!!!! @Japhola .Lol.. Ah trust you die!!! Make I sing for you! Stand Up! Stand Up!! For The Champion! For The Champion!! Stand Up Stand Up Stand Up For Your Right!! Stand Up To Your Feet And Say 'NO' To Your Defeat!!! I'm just a civilian in the Land Of Love though!!! but Hope I don ginger your swager for you to minger and keep stronger to gain all burger you longer for!!!

@Khola46 u dey find love?

I'm A Civilian Not Politician In The Land Of Love!!!!! @Blayse ..Lol.. You wan give me One weh ah go Love ni?

taaaaaaaah instead make i give u i go take am

@blayse Nah Psquare sing say "If You Give It Me, Ah Go Give It To You. E Get As E Dey Do Me"... And I deh follow Olamide weh say "I Be Like Falli Ipupa For Your Eye"..Lol.. Me ah have none, you weh get plenty, you still want to take from wetin ah no have.. E no good fa? .Give Me por feautipul girl walahi!!

Na lie @khola46, wat of Anitcham, Original Ann & that 3rd one?... Mtcheeww

@Japhola ...Lmao.. Chaii!! You no know how to keep secret sha!!! You don let salt overtake mah soup!!! Thank God say nah me and you see your comment,you for let mah rice get burnt sef! Ah por pind feofle weh go help me carry all your crush come mah house.lol.!!

@Original Ann ..Lol.... You don wake up? ah no wan wake you up because I knew you would be tired for yesterday!!!!! Even as you woke up,nah mah name you first shout..Oh My Gawd.Lol..!!! I deh here o!!! You wan reserve comment for tonight??.lol..

@khola46 who tell yhu dhat one say ah geht plenty 4 hand......abeg no gv me name wey ah no want o 7 girls sha neva reach plenty from 10 upward ehn ehn u fit talk am

@Blayse .Lol.. Nah from that 7 ah say make you nah borrow me 4!!! shebi ah no ask much nah!!!

walahi @Khola46 make e increase small i go kon reason mayb make ah dash u one

@blayse You stingy pass, girls deh come to you freely, you go con deh reason wether you should dash me Just 1 when them plenty!!! E no good!!! Let me have that 4, then later you can be increasing them!

u wan have whch 4 awt of hw many @Khola46

brother khola abeg nah u stingy pass i see u ah geht hope

@blayse ...How ah con turn stingy when I'm the one asking??.. Just gimme 75% out of 100%girls you had-as simple as alphabet-!!

75% awt of 100% abeg make una help me judge d matter y'all who stingy pass

@Blayse .Lol... People sef no say ah no stingy for asking 75% out of 100%! Nah me dem go support!! If I won, ah go collect additional 20% making it 95%,you will then took the reamaing 5%.. Geskiani fa!

I Have A Question Please!!!! ALL those who doesn't normaly LOG IN into their account before commenting (Including Stephanie @ Anita)!!! WHY don't you always log in before comment????? Did You prefer (awaiting moderation)?.. Nah serious matter ah bring come,please KINDLY ANSWER me!

@blayse I go wit @Khola give am the 75%(not ordinary 75% but the ones weh u like pass) make he manage am for the contribution he dey do wit dem.. No worry shebi u get love charm, many go still come weh dem set, like yoruba proverb(ilé oba tó jóná- ewà ló bù sî)...

@Khola46, the reason y some ppul dont log in bfor commentin z coz they dont like goin to d main menu to login again coz the site alwayz log ppul out after some minutes to get more clicks.... Sometimes I myself dont feel like going to d main menu to login but type wat i want to comment.....

@Japhola ..Lol... Blayse, You see say Japhola like you! Just gimme the one you love most!!! @Japhola 2 .lol..!!! I've never experience such thing before oo!!!!!

no be only hin own vote me go follow o @Khola46 abeg una pple help us judge am o

Hey hey hey. . . Gud evenin d coolvalers, guess u'all have a fulfilled day? @Khola, I think u de position 2 choose which of both (Tennie &Freelizzy) 2 go out with nw as per u knw u don tale 4 here. Note na olo eleje tutu I want o cos mah blood stil kul and I no want contaminatn. @otherbabes, apology cos form don close o #wink, ahahhaha. . . Dem do raise hope #lols

....my own acct dsnt log out o... Itz alwyz logged in...

@Sceptre ::::::Lmao::::::: Olo Eleje Tutu indeed! Only New Born Babies have cool blood,and someone just gave birth here, should I arrange your date with the child??.. As per for the one weh ah go choose, abeg no let me offend person. both nah Eleje Tuuuuutuuuu!!! The thing weh we go do be say, make the subjects of this matter talk for themselves!! Let both choose who will go with you first!!! Or wetin you say???

Heeeeeeeellllllpppp!!! Chaiiiiii!!! Ogini!! Chineke Maaee!!! I don lost mah phone oo!! Who go show me where police station is? I wan make them investigate this matter for me o!!!!! Make una help me start praying say that person weh help me keep(steal) ahm come ask for charger oo!!! Mah phone don travel!!!! Chineke!!!

chai make dhat phone no travel o best commenter phone lost ke abeg wey dose police 1 @Khola46 where did u keep d fone? 2 where did u see it last 3 who held it last 4 who was dere wit u na ma police talk say make i ask u bfor dem go continue d case

@Blayse ....Lol...... Your police friend no do good atall o! He suppose know the slogan 'Obey First Before Complain' is refering to him nah!! He should have first came here and arrest every Living & Non-Living before Interogating me weh be victim/innocent!!! Nah Lawyer you deh call police!!!!!!!!!!!

@Khola46 no b investigate u call am ni abi wetin u no talk arrest bfor nah

@khola, guy no fall my hand na. U can just close ur eyes and shut ur hrt 2 handpick 1 4 me. . . As per ur phone, it wasnt stolen. . . Na leg e take stroll, cos I c am as e dey waka along new bodija rd

@Blayse .Lol.. You no know say '0 comes before 1 ni'.. You go arrest person/things before interogating nah!!! Make una help me tell those your lawyer-police say Sceptre knew where mah phone waka travel go because he sighted it when its strolling around and he no help me acompany it back home o!!!!!!!! @Sceptre .Lol... You wan make ah offended person.lailai!!! Mah tell you the truth! You must break the law that says 'one step at a time'.. Take both step!! Take Both At Once!!! Go on a date with the Duo!!! BuT no come complain say Bank deh on strike o!!!

@Anitcham .Long Time.! Good Morning!!! How was your night?? Good Morning to Y'all.

@khola46 Sweet dreams n urs?

@Anitcham Since you had sweet dream, even though Chelsea lost yesternight.. Your sweet dream made me had Honey-dream..Lol!!! I thank God & you for mah night..

@Khola46 u still dey grief chelsea loss ni no worry barca will make u smile

@Blayse Nah God save you Barcelona, If Chelsea had won,you know I be your master in ChampionsLeague!!! You will just be packing your luggage because if Chelsea met you! nah one by one your player go deh flew go home from the pitch!

Mi no know abt chelses March oh.... Don't gbadu football dah much, just some ballers I like

@anitcham ..But atleast you will support me bha??? Which sport did you like???

@anitcham Chaiii!!!!! You wan finaly make me go see Jonathan for this kind thing o!!! Come see me as I deh touch mah phone thinking that I'm touching that HAIR!!! OH MY GAWD!!! BLESS ME!!!

Thats y i no like chelsea, they too make mouth.

Gud evening! My name is Lola,frm ogun state but born nd bred in lasgidi,am new here nd also a reader on coolval

@Original Ann ...Lol.... Eh En?!!! You are also against me??.. Thats good!!! Don't even call my name tonight o!! ah deh vex!! mah don go meet anitcham be that..!!

I play lawn/table tenis n basketball

@Lollybabe1 You are highly welcome here!!! We all appriciate your presense!!!!!. From the last part of our heart.. We are saying .*.*.WELCOME MA'M.*.*.

@Anitcham Thats good, but I prefer table tenis to basketball!!! Don't ask why!! I kept the reason till we meet*wink*

@khola46,Wow! Tnx vry much as u welcum me,am vry gr8ful,tnx 1 million times............. Smiles

@Lollybabe1 ..Lol.. Thanks so so much! Its all my pleasure!!

@khola46...... Till we meet where n when?

@Khola46 guy bone una geht premier league and capital one cup e don do una already and lyk @Original_Ann said una too geht mouth

@Lollybabe welcome n enjoy ur stay

Lol... If I call of clubs I like, chelsea no follow oh. Dunno why I don't like that club. @khola46, am sorry oh

Tell him o @blayse, i tire for them. Welcome lollybabe. Khola comot for that sekpelize club wey you dey cos d war btw PDP and APC no be here o!

Make Una Leave Jona Alone BREAKING NEWS: Buhari blames Jonathan for Chelsea loss to PSG. :: APC has condemned the recent crashing out of ChelseaFC in the Champions league, They have described it as a desperate move by the PDP to destabilize Buhari campaign who is a strong Chelsea fan. Sources close to the formal president said he was very upset with luiz and has called on the SSS, DSS, SARS and other security agencies for his immediate arrest. He stated that from the way luiz celebrated, He is Totally convinced that PDP was behind him scoring against that very club that helped his career, saying Luiz is no different from Labaran Maku. More details as the drama unfolds. Stay Tuned....... Nija For U Lol........

@anitcham hehehehehe!! nah everytime ah bring matter come to you, you go oppose me!!! wetin ah do nah?? Sky(no be the one weh deh post story here o) is Blue!!!!! If you no support mah club, you for support me nah!!! * You are the one that would choose where and when we should meet!!! Your wish is my command!!!!! @blayse No mind Stephanie jawe, If We get mouth, seh, nah nose you too deh use talk ni??? We all ghat mouth & nah talk we deh use ahm talk!!!

@Stephanie .Lol... ah no go vex oo!!

Wait o! You won vex before ni?

@Stephanie :::....Lol...::: Continue making jest make Buhari catch you!!! If nah Jonathan catch you, ah for help you because ah know say his wife's name nah Patient..!! But Buhari....!!! Mah kept mute

@Stephanie Good Glooming Morning.. How was your night??. @anitcham Good Blisfull Morning!!!! How was your night? Good Morning to Y'all

Lol... @Original Ann, u know say madness get many types? I didn't say anything sha.... Una goodmorning. @khola46, I said sorry na. But I don't even support the fans as I no like the club

@khola46, twas great n urs?

@Anitcham ...Lol... You didn't says/type anything, and I didn't heard/read anything! BUH As per say madness get type, make una metioned all the type o!!!!! No Problemo as you have said you no support me!!! I thank God for my night!!

I mean @original Ann news update oh... Cause there's no coincidence in naija so long as GEJ is involved.... All bad things nw GEJ cause am. Apc n Pdp matter.. I so hate politics. It sucks

@anitcham :::...Lol...::: I knew you mean that, I'm just asking for the type you said it has!!!?! Nah everything you hate?? You hate chelsea and it fans, you hate football, you hate politics..... It's like you hate so many things & I need to know all things you hate o!!!!

Hahahahahahaha, u dey tels u @anitcham, me sef no hear anytin. Good morn khola.

Hahahahahahaha, i dey tels u @anitcham, me sef no hear anytin. Good morn khola.

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I don't hate chelsea club n its fans oh......... I no just like all. Dunno why sha!

@anitcham ::..lol..:: Stop twisting me jhor!!!!! Tell me the difference between HATE & DISLIKE!!! The only difference I knew between the two are 1. Their spelling. 2. Their pronunciation. 3. One is stronger than the other one(Hate is stronger than Dislike). 4. Sylable.

@khola i beg bone English and spellings. Person no like chelsea be say e no like dem b dat.... As for me i don't like them atall. Them too make mouth joh. Chelshit.

@khola46, ok nau..... But I don't hate them. @original Ann, lol... Take it easy on Khola abeg

@Original Ann :::...Lol....::: If you are Man United Fan:- It was that Chelshit that gave you a real player:'J.MATA'. If you are Man City Fan:- It was the same Chelshit that gave you a Legend Man:'F.Lampard'. If you are Liverpool Fan:- It was the same Chelshit that gave you Iron Man:'D.Sturridge'. If you are Arsenal Fan:- It was the same Chelshit that build up your rejected man:'C.Fabregas'. If you are Barcelona Fan:- It was the same Chelshit that always torment you in ChampionsLeague:*couple of season back* If you are Real Madrid Fan:- It was the same Chelshit player you are running helter scelter to have:'E.Hazard'.. Chelsea maybe too mouthy though. Every Team has their own talent!!! Man United:- Complain Arsenal:- Arguement ManCity:- Proudness Barcelona:- Cursing Real Madrid:- Anger Liverpool:- Abusing. E.t.c!!!

@anitcham ...Lol... No mind Stephanie, She is Man United fan!!! That team like complaining!

She may also be Barcelona because Barcelona is also talented with Hatred!!! @stephanie *tongue out*!!! Anitcham don say she no hate us oo!!! Tell me about your club!!! Mention your First Eleven Player!

@Khola, u dey vex ?? Oya sorry sorry..... Abeg wu get palm-oil their make we put small for Khola head make he cool down??....

@Japhola ...Lol... nah which country vex come from???. E be like say you no like mah team too oooo!!!!! Mah eye take look like 'stone' weh you go pour palm oil to like how them deh do their satan bha?

Hmmmm... I like(d) the team.... I jus talk am cuz I bin tink say u dey vex nd shout wen I see seh u dey put !!!marks nd sumtin dey cum ma mind say u fit relate to Ogun (god of iron [abi] ) cuz I knw dem dey pure oil for dere head make dem body cool..

@Japhola Check well, no be me you see for your dream(because nah dream it go be) that relate to 'god of paper or iron'. You even don say the truth. you like-d the Team.: Past Tense!!

Lol... Abeg easy nau. Change topic pla

@anitcham Lol.... No mind her, ah tell you before say nah Barcelona Fan she be oo!!!!!!!

@anitcham How was your day??? @Stephanie How was your day?? How is Kanopillars team today(ah know say nah them you support)?

My day was great! Fun filled.... With my kids n , others n urs? @khola46

Hian! Na football discussion full hia! Chisoooooosssssss dem dey pay u? D players sabi u? U don enter field b4? No be dia used cloth u dey buy call am ur jersey? Kai! Nd datz aw dey will be calling some1 wey old pass dem "my boy" e.g Messi na my boy na... See as e play last nyt..dem no born am well make he no score" lol if he no score wetin u wan do? Dat one no kuku stop him payment... God go save all dis football fans o

@anitcham Mah Yester-day was fantastic, with mah gf... It was just Oh(let me keep the story).... Good Morning!!!!! @Tennie Even though they do not pay a dime for us,football is fun to watch.. "You may not understand..." Good Morning!!!! Good Morning To Y'all

holding mah tommy o suffering from laughotamophis barca is the best

@blayse ...Lol.... Nah person weh deh fear deh join barca say he be their fan!!!!!!! Because LaLiga isn't as tough as BPL!!! & Barcelona has it all, every position!!! Remember you haven't won me before for that past 8years now!!! Have You?

Lol..... I wan know the story oh @khola46.....

hw many times have we met for the last 8 years @Khola46

@anitcham ...Lol.... Don't worry about the story, its a secret.. @blayse ...Lol... You have shown me that you be typical 9ja dude!!!! *question answering question*. We have met twice(I mean two seasons), which is 4matches.. 1st Leg 2007 Or 2008(I can't remember the year):- We played draw(0-0) in Camp N'our*did I get the name&spelling?* 2nd Leg the same year:- We played draw (M.Essien 1-1 A.Iniesta) in Standford Bridge..!!! "We also met couple of season ago.. Tell me how it went.."

hw would ah knw no be u dey challenge me ni so tell me@Khola46

@blayse Lol.... Mah no challenge you, you be mah Oga At The Top on football matter nah!!! BUT. Nah Chelsea send you commot from Champions League In 2011/2012 Season before beating Bayern Muchen in the Final with penalty!!!!! Holla Blue!!

Hmmmm.... Mi don go oh

@anitcham Go where??? Una wan leave me for here?

U guys aint saying things that would interest me nau..... Like I said before, am no fan of football.....

Though am not the only one here

@anitcham Don't go anywhere ooo. We won't brag football matter anymore!!! Good Morning. How was your night? ."Happy Sunday To Y'all".

@Chiamy You are W.E.L.C.O.M.E!!! You are not late, you are as early as dawn!!!!! We all says Welcome here!!!

@Khola46 wetin chelsea play

@blayse Lol... Nah you sabi... Ah no talk again

@khola u dey fear to talk ni? @Chiamy u re welcome. @blayse leave that dude jawe make @anitcham no vex.

@Original Ann Lol.... Continue making jest... ah no check this forum yesternight,ah would have revenge your making jest last night(ah would have let you cry for help till this morning)*wink* Good Morning How was your night? @Anitcham Good Morning How was your night? Good Morning To Y'all

Omo see Khola and his comments. I don miss some big stuff here ooo. Where is Tennie? Hope u are strong now?

@Flames Lol..... Nah because someone named me Talk-active here, nah it make me show mah Talent nah..lol... Ah no talk much nah, did/have I? Good Morning

Naso.com

@wind I don deh look for you here since oo!! I always look forward seeing fresh-air here but nothing like that shown up, then I started praying for wind.... Here you come!! W.E.L.C.O.M.E

@wind Lol..... Uuuuuughhhh! I'm now feeling you up and down here!!!! Abeg people Where Anitcham go again??? Who took her travel?? Them wan make ah vex?? OOOOhhhhh!! @Japhola.. @Original Ann.. @Blayse.. @Sceptre.. @Wind.. @Tennie.. @Lollybabe1.. @Flames.. @And All Mah go vex o...

You all wan make ah vex bring Mourinho come here bha.....

Lol.... Character

@Tennie Lol..... Nah my own story ah wan start here, ah just mentioned all those name in it first... E no good ni?

Lol, case study. Morin ko, ho ni..

Am seein tinx hia!!

hi my name is sewa 4rm ogun state

@EnitanAdesewa You are highly welcome to the Mildst of Coolvallers.... W.E.L.C.O.M.E @charlywizzy Lol.... What are you seeing-saw o? @wind You no go turn person head, no be lady picx you "first" use here ni???. You deh look for gf bha?. Tell Us your crush here then. Good Morning To Y'all.......

Abeg wetin deh happen gan sef.. ah wan upload second profile picx nah so the thing deh say nah by force make ah crop the image....Kilode Se, them say ah be farmer ni.... Crop Image! Crop Image!! Crop Image!!! Nah force??? Abeg People & VAL.. Come rescue me from crop image o nah only mah eye I fit see...

@khola wetin i dey see ehn,even if u climb d tallest iroko u no go see am.....

@Chalywizzy Nah so you tall pass Light Pole??? Tell me something nah.. Wetin you deh see??

Lol... Na so d tin dey talk @Khola46 me no get tym 4 dat one aqain...i no knw as e dey do.... @Wind i think sey u be gal na... U don turn boy nw nw?

@Tennie Nah true oo. Wind just wan confuse person as Stephanie does before oo... If no be God & Shaxee, ah no go know say nah lady she be(maybe she no wan let any guy know her except me)......

I first of all welcome you all to Coolval22.com Whether a new or old member, i really appreciate you all here on coolval..... And we trying our bests on keeping you guys entertained.. But we need your helps on developing our website.. Itz not just about the stories we post, one day they'll fade away, nothing last forever.. I've seen how the new members of coolval have been going around, some new members come and reads stories why they don't comment, thanks to those who comment and appreciate our work jah bless to you all.. And also we need your help on developing this forum in our site, please help and keep this group posted, post news, tips, and all sort of things you know fits the groups. Gossips, news & Movies, Ladies & Men’s Room Education/Technology for we can not do this without the help of you, our members, for the things we doing are much for us to behold, for we need your help, let other people know about our website and jah will bless you more.. Thanks SHaXEE...

true talk my guy

Yeah.... Thats just what I realy wish for..-Each episode of a story should just filled with comment-.. it would encourage the Author/Writter..... I Pray This Site Move To The Greatest Height.... I Realy Love This Site! @Sandy You hear him.... Would you heal to his word??? Would you always do/make use of what you saw/heard?.

I've actually brought lots of ppl 2 dis site...after it was introduced 2 me by a 4rnd..... I jez wonder why dey dnt comment... D funny part is dat...after reading it...dey will tell me privately wat dey love about it...nd say dey love been ghost readers...some of dem already gave me a nick name cos of dis site..... Keep d good wrk going...we re also gonna try 2 make it d biggest site......

@Khola46 ayaf qualify oh *shoki*

@blayse You qualify but I couldn't see just 1goal from the new shinning boot your Team-Star player wore yesternight... Barcelona would still out of the UEFA-League..........

where diju stop in uefa and where am i now @Khola46

@blayse Nah ontop say you won Man-City with just a lone goal in Camp N'our(I didn't get the spelling right?) you deh jubilate bha?. *person weh die early, went to heaven to take land, before people go join ahm, he for don turn heaven-landlord* *the earlier you sleep, the earlier you wake up*..... Droping out of Champions-League of Chelsea would help Chelsea focus on PremierLeague.... Barcelona also can't stay long in Champions-League.

@khola da anti-barca, me stephanie no confuse u o, na eyes wey u no get no make u know say na lady i be. @wind na u dey put person for confusement here o, talk now, u be boy or boygirl or girl which ones? @blayse barca for life.

@Original Ann Hahahahahahahahahahahahah Lol...... Nah me no get eye?? What about the one I do use for everything we does all night??

U and who? Even if.... That one na eye? That... That.... That.... No let me talk o!

Yeah, this site must grow. D naughty frnds i introduced d site to na ghost readers..... Chai, i dnt knw why they don't like commenting. Kpeeeeewwwww:

@Original Ann Lol..... Deh there dey pretend... Who hang your throat weh make you deh stammered.. Se, you fit talk pass wetin deh your stomach ni?

:)

togetherness!!!I feel you shaxee

somehow guilty of that but promise to change.. lolz

Hello coolvallers lol am simon meshach a.k.a @simzy by name and also a new member of coolval as u all knw so i hope i wil have a great moment here wit u guyz %respect 2 u all

*clear throat* @Simzy We all coolvallers that are here(that had comment here) and that are here(that had not comment here) are all saying W.E.L.C.O.M.E to OUR midst......... Hope we would have a good time together(abeg ah no mean something else)......... Thanks for showing up here....... We are grateful...

Na the thing wey u put for my throat ni..

@Original Ann Lol...... I knew say the thing go suck your throat. Sorry,make I remove ahm.... Good Morning.. How was your night? Abeg... Where Anitcham nah?

@Grace D Kyenny In the front-page of this site(Home-page), When scrolling down, before you reach story section, you will see *Lost Password* *Register* *Edit Profile* *Affiliates Login/register/earning* Click on *register*, after clicking on it, you would see some fields, just filled in the fields with the right word........ You are welcome as one of the member 8-)

Good morning.

@Khola46 and the rest of coolvallers am saying thanx and am happy to be @ ur presence

@Simzy Thats great Ma'm... How was your day? @Stephanie Good Evening. How was your day? We need to use a jet to find Anitcham every nook and crany of Earth Good Evening To Y'all

@Khola46 wetin do anitcham....my pman get jet i fit volunteer

@Blayse weh turn @AWesOMebLaYSe Nah so I see ahm o, E for don be almost a week now weh ah see Anitcham comment last.. Help Us get that jet quickly..... Work start now! @oisking You mean you are searching for gf??(because I never see a lady been called King before)...... Well.... Anyone you are searching for from the two (whether gf*green-film* or bf*blue film*), just look well and start naming everybody you like.....*ah just guess o but you just take it as advice*

LOLZ @Khola you are funny my guy. Who dey look 4 green film n blue film i think i can supply it 4 d person

@Simzy Lol.... Nah Mr/Miss-(because the thing deh confuse me, he/she says he/she need bf and he/she is still asking for a date from Tennie.)-Oisking deh look for blue and green film... I'm looking for white-film because Angel(s) is/are always in white(All Ladies Here).... Anybody here to share me White-Film? Good Night To Y'all.

Lol.. @Khola46 i still find it difficult 2 believe u cnt act...all dis ur comments sef na script on its own.. @oisking ..well i dnt see myself as a celeb...i'm jez a participant/commenter like evrybdy..nd i realised coolval has a lot of awesome ppl ryt here... Ermm abt d date.. Will i go on a date with somebdy i dnt even recognise?

Hahahahahahaha... @khola i get brown film, the white film na for me original and i no sure say u need am, cos my mind dey tel me say u too black. *winks*

chai comments alone here is just comedy my brother @Khola46 at your command......me i have red film and even transperent film...@tenniebenson m sure my brother is just trying to hide his talent he would have a first class over upper in mass communication and comedy

@Simzy me is searching o i mean looking for

@Tennie Lol...... Script kwo? Good Morning How was your night? @AWesOMebLaYSe Lol..... Since you had red-film and transparent-film, kindly share Oisking, He/She would manage it... Your Jet get problem pass INEC on Election day oo.... Good Morning How was your night? @Original Ann Abeg, give me that white-film jhor, if I'm black(for your mind), your white-film would bleech me into white......... Good Morning How was your night? Good Morning To Y'all.

@Oisking Lol..... I tought you mean blue-film with your bf-word oo....... Good Morning How was your night?

@Khola46 pman dey use am for campaign when its over 'll bring it for us to search for anitcham

good morning too o my brother and y'all

@Oisking Nah when you "mistakenly" type "bf" confused me... You mean you wan date every gees/bees here? Tennie no say you are too hmmmmmmm, she's asking for whom you are(I mean, Your real name*if you had one*, Your country*if its on earth*, Your state/hometown*if it still exist*, Your gender*if you are not amaphrodite*, Your picture*if your phone could snap a picx*) ;-) 8-) ----My Night was just unknown to me because I was all asleep then, yours? Good Afternoon

@AWesOMebLaYSe You no do good jhor, the jet sef nah fake, we go use our bi-cycle do the searching..... Hope your wrist had been healed now?

nah still on bandage @Khola46 thanks bro.....i fit borrow you that bicycle wey i use for my cycling which.....you know dont let me spill details

@AWesOMebLaYSe Lol.... When I tell you say ah deh look for person, I never add to it that I needed something that could break any joint in my body..... No make me start singing "If I Die".... Wish your wrist fast healing.........

Am hearin tinz here.....

lmao........@Khola46

Lol... @Khola46 u re something else... @oisking uhmmm...nt yet.. D details aren't clear yet... @blayse u refused 2 come over na.. Dat bandage would have been removed.. As 4 anitcham... She is in my house o... She is actually relaxing...when she returns u wont recognise her aqain...cos dere is gonna be a big makeover... ;)

Well I'm coming over now and a mermaid once told me a kiss could heal me @Tenniebenson *wink*

@Tennie So, you are the one that grounded Anitcham at your place for the past one week, I must make sure I borrow Inspector Blayse's cycle and visit you today........ I want to see that makeover of her before others could...... @Blayse Nah so ooo... An Angel kiss is like Elixir..... It heals all disease/wound........ @Oisking All is well bro....

you are free bro @Khola46 buh be careful with its brake

Cross my @

gud day all, pls am new here nd nid guide

@Sophia You are highly welcome here: The Site All Forum And most importantly this Chat Central..... Ermmm.. What should I say again.. For that guide, all what we the coolvallers are asking for is your comment(for my mind)......... Just keep enjoying the story and let us enjoy you too(ah mean by comment o). And there are also some other forum which are not for story but for some stuff(I don't know how to explain it..). Kindly do drop your comment there also.. I think Blayse@Oisking should help about the guiding line a little more... Thank God Angel(s) is/are +1 here....

tnkz@khola, i almost Shout wen u said i shld allow u enjoy me ooo..lol..bt tnkz 4 d welcome address...stil xpectin 4rm odas oo

As long as Khola as welcomed u...u dnt need 2 expect 4rm us aqain...cos he is our P.R.O...dat guy can talk ehn! Anyway...he as welcomed u on behalf of evrybdy... Ok ok...on behalf of d gals too.... I'm welcoming u... :D

Its being a year I came to dis site..the writers here are very gud.. 'more polish to ur shore' *winks*

sophie.....i'll go with wat @Tenniebenson said as my bro has welcome you mehn dhats final..welcome tho

@Sophia Lol..... You are welcome Ma'm... No mind Tennie o, that lady can kept mute ehn! Anyway... she has welcome you on behalf of every ladies here.

@Simzy You are looking for Caro? (another confusion, are you guy or lady?)... By the way, which Caro are you looking for, Caro-line Or Caro-que?

Hahaha we don get another boy-girl here... @Simzy which tym u turn guy? Abi guy don dey bear caro aqain? Na Ann first confuse us... Wind sef confuse us.. Oisking too follow confusion us... Nw u re confusioning us...

Lolz, well tennie has already welcome u on behalf of us (we girls) all d same welcome Sophia. simzy wey dey look for caro y d confusement na.? Tennie i no confuse u o, y una tink say i be guy in d frst place sef, even khola know say i be lady. Na wind na em start this confusement b4 oisking o!

Lol... No be u dey use guy pikshur b4 ni? @ann

No o, @tennie that pishure na me dey dere o, even u gan know say na me dey dere u come dey do as if u no know. na just bcos i pose like guy. Maybe na ladyman i be who know gan sef.

Re u seriouz? Dat pikshur be like guy own o... Even d way u comment sef be like guy own... Na lady-man u be true true

hmmmmm... Both of you deh say pikshur.... Did you both know what it means in my own dictionary?? Chaiiiiiii! No turn mah head fa.

u pple ar really nice nd funny to b with, tnks to u all, as 4 d guy khola, i hv observe him nd his funny comments in dis site....tnks again

Ehn ehn... Dat reminds me @Khola46 i don do my secnd profile pikshur o... Na 2day i do am... But i no go tell u as i take do am :D

@Tennie Chaiiii! Nah true sha.... I don see the pikshur. Where Blayse nah? come help me beg her o...... Uhmmm, I know the kind thing weh you want make ah do, that would make you tell me, Where should I meet you today?.lol... I would be there in a jiffy but Inspector Blayse cycle lazy pass the owner, brake e no get, peddar e no get, the handle sef don turn steering(it don deh turn circle)..... Abeg. Tell me how you take use the pikshur o,no let me ride that cycle come your place(I won't come alone o,me and Jackie Chan).... @Sophia Lol........ Thanks to you too Ma'm... You are wonderful likewise ALL Angel(s) here!!

@Angela Because they do not logged in into their account first before commenting.... Let me cite you an example..... Angela Uche (awaiting moderation) (...because she doesn't log in before comment and her display name is in default.) @Mray Participant Cross my @ (..nothing like awaiting moderation because she logged in before comment and her display name is in blue-colour.). Always Logged-In before dropping your comment....

@khola46 lol me@oisking say hope no be watin i day think @tenniebenson tell all of us oh without asking for hmmmm @original ann u pure oh lol lol

@Khola46..... with hw una dey use me dey run mouth why you kon dey call me for that matter? when i tell am say make we do private chat wetin she talk now you want me to follow you beg am abi....abeg @Tenniebenson tel am o me no want

@Blayse Lol........ how ah go use mah Oga At The Top run mouth? ah deh praise you nah, ah say you get steering-cycle weh fit run 50miles in 2second because it get no brake...... @Oisking Wetin you deh think? Nah Jackie Chan weh deh do film ah deh say(wetin be Jackie Chan again?, your dictionary can corrupt satan himself).........

Hahahaha... @Khola46 i no go tell u oooooooooo... @Kingval u sef wan knw ni? Ok o @Blayse shey make i tell him? Na u get d power ryt nw no mind Khola

Chaiiiii! My bro don turn Jonathan for here o.. Your slogan now go be... Blayse "Rule Their Word"(ah no put 'L' for there oo,no come think otherwise)

@blaze i am inviting u to a dinner at my parlace come with ur gee n @khola46 @tenniebenson u ar invited d a privect meeting btwn me and u ok @oraginal ann i dey bow oh @simmy or @_-~_-_-_-_-_- i dey greet oh

Gud evenning all am Olorunnisola bose.T my pple cal me joymercy my frndz cal me BosTJ .Am ur girl from the sunshine state; Akure Ondo state, wel am a chemist wana treat any sick victim here

man with power hehehehehe...@Khola46 steering-cycle bah buh mah just pity you *cough**cough*....@Tenniebenson tell him o....@kingval you go borrow me gee be dhat o cos me no get

U re welcome @Joymercy :D u re actually my namesake nd my sister namesake too..i.e Joy+mercy .. Jez relax our P.R.O is coming 2 welcome u i mean @Khola46 . @kingval shebi na daylight we go do d meeting? @Blayse ok.. I will tell him..na becos of u i dey tell am o where is dat guy sef? @Khola46 oya show face mah tell u.. . . . . . . . After uploading...it will ask u 2 crop image...crop it..it will appear as ur d.p (but it will cut away d most part).... After dat..click on chng profile pics aqain..press d delete own..delete d profile picture...it will show d original pics u uploaded fully as ur dp...as simple as dat.. Hope u got dat? If ur own no come do.. Na O.Y.O u dey o

Holla y'all

:-D @Tennie Ah don know the thing since 2035 sef, mah mind deh tell me to do that but ah no deh listen, ah don do ahm sef before you talk...lol.... Thanks to @Blayse whom help me pleaded oo... :-) Thanks Thanks Thanks so so Xoxo much @Tennie I'm grateful. :-D ;-) ehn ehn.. Nah me be your P.R.O bha?? Don't worry Jonathan must heard this..... @Joymercy No mind Tennie oo, Me ah no deh greet person much, nah only small I deh greet person even Stephanie & Blayse is my witness..... You are welcome to the midst of Coolvallers........ Hope we(coolvallers) and you would have a good time together(nah on story & comment matter o)...... Thanks for showing up here.

Lol, @tennie, na d way u imagine me make u dey read my comment lik say i be man. Better pikin @kingval or oisking how u deyz na? Khola i be witness since when? @joy u re highly, no upperly welcomessss in da midst of coolvallers. Tennie u don introdunkowa our new member joy to us as d presido of we gals? Oya kia kia... Do am b4 u go for that private meeting oo!. I no think anytin o, my mind no dey biased. I clean die...

@Stephanie How you con clean? What about the thing weh ah pour for una body yesternight?? How you go con clean una belly?

Hahahaha she don use hypo wash am @Khola46 .. Ann..u go follow us 2 d meeting o... @Joymercy dem talk sey mah welcome u aqain.. Ok na... Mah sing 4 u.. . . . U re welcome in da name of Coolval..u wil be blessed in d midst of us all.. All commenters re here 2 meet u...love nd happiness shall follow u... Ekabo shey dada lé de? (na song i sing 4 u so..u no go pay me?)

@joymercy i dey sick oh my body dey do me tinini tinini it seem like i'm h***y can u come to my house for checkup @tenniebenson the meeting start by 2pm on saturday at eko city hotel room 126b please be pountual n dont keep me waiting @khola46 she say make i tell u say we(oisking n blaze) be help her clean up

@Tennie Lol..... Hypo ke? you don kill man pikin be that o. @kingval I knew you would be the first person to ask for Joy-mercy's injection......... You have a meeting on saturday, you deh ask for injection on Wednesday..Believe me, thats a bad sign........ Joy-mercy go meet you now now.... No be so?@Joymercy

see mouth you and who @kingval

Lol... I go carry blayse come dat meeting o @kingval na blayse go be refree

Abeg ar de hungry, whu dey sell Gala/Teem here make i use balance d equation ???

Make i quickly lecture u.... Teem isnt good 4 d body expecially male... It reduces d sperm

thank for de advice my dear @tenniebenson @joymercy that as cool and gentle looking up for another after my meeting with @tennie maybe on sunday evening @khola46 she is the best @joymercy if u want an appointment i can book one for u what are friends for @bleaze maybe it was ur twin cause he look like u but stronger than u @original ann i day oh we fit hangout for my villa for lekki garden it will be fun_-_-_-_-_-_-~~~-(k)

@Japhola Gala kor Biggi ni... Them tell you say here be Ajegunle or To-gate abi? You wan balance the equation, why not use pen(ah mean biro) and paper..... @Tennie Japhola no need his sperm again, let him even eat anything swallow-able...... OOOOOOOOhhhh.. I don forget oo, nah now ah don remember.... You can lecture ahm well-well oo........ Ah forgot say Japhola be ermmm.. Kingval,becareful with Tennie o, Japhola don come!

Tennie tell him o, e be like say em no know say hypo dey wash wella. (buh na for em dream e pour d tin sha @khola nd he no strong gan) buh sorry o tennie i no dey attend meeting wey dem no invite me,, so go well, shebi na 2 am abi pm, i no know jor. Al d same enjoy am wella. yes o @kingval it will be fun.

hmmmmm@japhola your guy dey oh u like good thing oh even celeb(@tenniebenson)

refree ke

Thankz guys expecially my name sake tennie nd mr P.R.O am xo hapi 4 the warm wlcm ;Wel @tennie i dnt want any yet

Lol... Japhola no dey too jealous.. Na why i like am be dat... See as blayse dey do like JJc... @Joymercy u re welcome.... @Ann by force by fire u go follow me go d next one... @Khola46 e be like sey u sabi toll-gate nd ajegunle wella... Na dere i dey stay o...

@Tenniebenson hw i go do refree when i never finish my contract as a....

@tennie, What?!! Teem?!! Sperm?!! >>Thanks (Mrs) Lecturer<< but I go ask my p.d(i.e my personal doctor) @joymercy first nd still put a pause in drinking it coz dem-say dem-say prevention is better than cure. @tennie,pls my Lecturer, (I like asking questions too much coz dem-say person wey dey ask for road no fit miss road) from the high sperm rate, where ar d otherz goin wich will later turn to low sperm abi shey the Teem dey kill dem? If he dey kill dem where persin fit find diar dead body make we bery dem soo dem go rest in peace?(no be my own-oo, na d pepul wey he don kill dem own-0oo)... @Joymercy my p.d, is it true dat Teem ______ sperm[s] (rate)? @Khola46, lol. Enermy of progress. U no fit be ur brother's back keeper, Soo u knw all diz since nd u no just even hint me. Dere'z God-0oo!!! In-fact I don vex, na only gelz fit calm me!! @kingval, whu no like better tin? ;) ...

@Tennie Nah 2 place(s) una deh stay? That mean say you no go wan do One Man One Vote..... Little wonder all guys here are trembling, jambling, fumbling, crawling, mumbling, screwing, falling, tumbling, scrumbling, turning, jumping, running (and so on and so forth) for/on you on this site oo..... @Japhola If not for Our Lecturer Professor Tennie that lecture you on it, me sef no know before o, how ah go wan make your high sperm rate turn low sperm rate?.... See as you deh vex, you need Teem be that or make them give you Orijin?.... @blayse No worry, your contract would start as -- -- -- -- when you follow her to that meeting!!!! @Joymercy I deh feel cold here oo, abeg come here come warm my body o...... Good Morning To Y'all.

@khola46, oya bring origin I go manage am (hope say Origin no dey low anytin sha!!)... U'ar nw talking as if u knw it b4 mtcheew. (u kom dey act like d guyz weh dey sit at d back of d class dey put bass to wat those @ the front are saying.[I just dey tink am-0oo b4 wat happened in 1935 repeat itself]). Y u dey call Joymercy. You no knw say you get malaria bdat, abeg go buy malaria medicine jhoor!!..

I dey comes. Good morn y'all.

@Japhola Lol........ Nah Joymercy go replace that medicine for me cause she be doctor(doctor is enough to be mah medicine). As for that Orijin, you go need to ask Lecturer or Q.dot about it

@Stephanie Good Morning How was your night? Its been almost 2weeks now, and Anitcham never travel come back, Tennie sef no wan release ahm..... Soldier , Army , OPC , Man O War, Detective , Police & Navy must intervene to this matter oo...

@khola46 ThankGod say na only me get her number, I go call am nw make she buy new sim, text u d drugs u'ar to buy den break d sim instantly(mayb u no get any hospital for ur area)... I no get lecture nw nd my lecturer no der around if she don com a go ask am... Good morning everybody!!! :)

@Japhola Lol........ Tell me something.. You deh give me some hint oo(ah deh catch your style-style)... ;-) I deh see some sign from this thing..... :-}

wel @khola u are havng malaria go for Laridox nd PCM @Japhola i am expecting ur cal

*yawning* morning y'all

@Joymercy Its still the same thing.. I wan make you be my Laridox and PCM...shikena @blayse After eating earth, you are yawning, you weh lavesh 2 girls yesterday and use one for "jara" this morning.....you con start yawning for here.......

@bleaze why yeawning when you just hmmmmmmm where they too strong or weak tell them to prepere pap with enough milk ok hey i'm not neauty but a waist doctor lol$:-]

@khola46 dat Antcham matter conc-0oo. First of all shey u get any suspect or maybe she/you fight or get misunderstandin wit anybody?? he be like say d next step go be t.v nd radio den later mayb newspapers wit her pikshur... ______________________ @joymercy I`ll call you trust me...No mind dat khola of a boy....

@Japhola Lol....... Nah you gan-gan be my suspect.... Don't worry, T.V & all those media can't meet up with my need, I'm helding to another planet now, I would wait a little ontop Earth and broadcast to the world to find Anitcham.......

@Japhola Lol....... Nah you gan-gan be my suspect.... Don't worry, T.V & all those media can't meet up with my need, I'm helding to another planet now, I would wait a little ontop Earth and broadcast to the world to find Anitcham....... Continue giving her a call ooo.. One-day One-day she would recieve the call..

Uhmm..where i go start? @blayse u no knw sey na refree dey dey 4 middle? If u dey 4 middle wetin d person wey dey ontop or below wan collect? Na d person wey u face go enjoy evrytn na... @Japhola ehn ehn!!! U don dey collect number bah? Oya dey go i no do aqain... Make nobdy beg me o.. Abt d sperm..continue drinking d teem...when d thing don low finish we will look 4 where it travelled 2... @khola46 yes o.. Na d two places i dey stay... I be all rounder... U wan collect warmth 4rm Joymercy becos anitcham no dey here abi? I go tell am o... As 4 anitcham... She no wan comot 4 my place aqain o..she dey fear sey if she come out...d way guyz go rush am she no go fit stand...maybe na cloth we go use cover her face...

Hello coolvallers I'm Adebayo Abass charliebryn...am from Osun state nice to meet you all

@charliebryn you're highly welcome.. @tennie you know I can't do DAT abeg no vex... I just collect d number for emergency reason, no vex...trust me u know I can't fail u ;) @khola46 Me!! Suspect!!! I dey fight you abi I dey drag her wit u.... soo person no fit help u again abi....

@Charliebryn Our great Oga don welcome you, so, make una find drum con dance around the street........lol. You are highly welcome as my brother from another parent had said..... @Japhola Lol....... No be like that nah, you no know say in a scene of crime, everybody nah suspect including Jonathan...Nah Inspector ah wan say, suspect just run for my mouth/hand....... You collect the number incase of Emergency or Labour(since them have emergency room and labour room for hospital)?.

@Tennie Nah only cold ah wan chase away, and Joymercy be doctor, she fit help me warm my body nah. Anitcham sef know say Joymercy would be a perfect Laridox & PCM for me.... If to say you wan make I turn dump when I see her(Anitcham).(cause of the beauty), better release her now orelse ah go carry Osama(sorry Obama) come there o.

U and who dey last night @khola? You are welcome charliebryn nd hope u'll enjoy this site.

kai kai the thing make sense

@Original Ann Did you want me to tell world how we both spent last night till this morning ni?? Nah Me & U deh last night ;-)

Can some brim me what going on here??? Guys i just wanna inform you guys about my new adventure in this site... Of many years coolval has been growing with lovely fans like you... Though we gat some ghost readers that wouldn't change a thing... But anyway here my say... How would you kill saying porn stories in our website... Don't worry all stories will be rated 18+ and interesting people re allowed to read and comment... Guys what do you think i create my own blog and post my own other stories there... I'll be waiting for ur replies sooner or later, good night...

create your own blog?........hmmmmm nice buh ummmmmmmmm

@khola46 (emergency/labour) any one... Thanks for dat(inspector)... @khola Weh my Origin ? I need am diz 9t b4 I start ____ @SHaXEE, Its good (but mak he no kom get comma later)...

Wetin i wan talk sef??? @Charlie u re *welicum* hope u will enjoy ur stay with us.... @Khola46 come drag her comot 4 my auz o... @Japhola ehn ehn... I sha dey look u with one eye o...@Blayse so na nw u knw sey e good? @Shaxee uhmm u re a very good writer...nd i love reading evry of ur stories (xcpt d ones i didnt start with u).... Its good if u create a blog also... Evry producer gat dia own consumers... But its also good if u nd coolval continue working 2geda...(2 heads re better dan one sometymz u knw?) ... Anyaw u wana do it... Its all good...cos ur stories re WOW!

A text of a thousand words would surely start with A Letter... *let me get little air first* @SHAXEE I think my brothers and sister had said it all....... There is nothing bad in creating your own blog... BuT it would be a pleasure if you could still continue updating here(after creating yours)..... We all love you & you work(story) here and anywhere.......

@Tennie Thats good. ah deh come now now.... ehn ehn..... Abeg ah wan ask one favour from you(no laugh at me after asking it o), since you said you love listen to Celine Dion song......... I listened to one song couple of years ago on someone's phone though I neither knew the author nor title(my instinct tell me Celine Dion would be the author)....I just need a favour from you and the favour is :I just want to know the title:.... Some of things I could remember from the song go thus: "Everywhere I go" "All the places that I've been" "Every human whom are risen" "All land that I've ever seen" "There are people round the word" "Different faces, different names" "That works through Emotion" "That reminds me of (i don't realy remember what she said here)" "(I don't know whether it is :It's or Let's) Talk About Love" "It's or Let's Talk About Life" "It's or Let's Talk About Dream"... And So On And So Forth

@Tenniebenson who and who wan play match...@perry abeg wait for our P.R.O @Khola46 he would do the main introduction buh bfor then welcome

@SHAXEE i totally agree with @Tenniebenson keep on working with val u guys are doing great job

@Pearl Hehehe...I like that your name:Dickson:, girls won't stop disturbing you....Can you borrow me just for a little time???? My Oga At The Top @Blayse don welcome you..... You are highly welcome.......You aren't lady, I would have says you should let us all be enjoying each other(nah on comment ah mean sha),but we can still enjoy each other sha(in the same way:comment)..... @Blayse Nah so you woke up today without yawning....P.R.O kor P.M.D ni....

i no work yesterday so no need to yawn

Hehehehe dis ur name na wah ooo @Pearl talk true u be boy abi gal? Anyway..u re also welicummmmmmm... @Khola46 d title of d song is "Let's talk abt love" part of d lyrics is like dis... Evrywhere i go all the places that i've been every smile's a new horizon on a land i've never seen there are people around the world different faces,different names but there's one true emotion that reminds me we're the same let's talk about love.......(etc)

@tenniebenson tomorrow is the day of our meting please don't keep me waiting @khola46 hw are u feeling after @joymercy visit u 4 treatment and warmup yesternite hope u are beter now *GOODMORNING P.R.O* @shexee as we(coolvalers) has said it will be cool to have ur blog because every writer want to be a producer but pls still work with coolval

@Tennie Oh...... You are supernaturally right.... Thats how the song goes BuT I've search the name "Let's Talk About Love" on every nook & cranny site BuT I couldn't found it........ Where could I download it please??? @Oisking I'm now partialy satisfy thats why she would still visit me today to warm my body!!!

Uhmm i dnt download songs tho... But av u tried youtube? Waptrick? @oisking no wahala

Hallos.... @khola46 you knw why I like u you be (weytin I go call ham sef)... @Tennie...you see this khola buoy he dey draw your leg,if google no help him find the song how can you find ham....if you dare fall for his trick peren if I catch him(God kuku shey we be from thesame state) I go beat him from hair to feet

wtsup fellaz?

Lolzzzzz

*clears throat* @pearl i no know whether guy dey bear dat name, buh no deceive us latter say u be girl as wind and co. do. Al d same u re upperly welcums. Lolz.................... Tennie and khola..... *ok i no talk anytin* buh make una no dey use that music dey play wit me here, go straight and profess ur (*wetin i won talk sef, ha! mó ti gbagbè sha!) for each oda. The two of una go *chocking*, una go dey sing for each oda nd d same time dey entertain us here. (i talk anytin?) na suggestion i make o, eh eh...

Natin much propz, we just deyz. I beg i dey find my grandnut o, who thief am? Even my rommie dey find her T'pan if u understand wetin i mean ni yen ó, who take am?

@Charliebryn Lol........ I can't just stop smiling, so, you are just using my own matter to let Tennie know that you have crush on her...You owe me for that.... For the song.... I just partialy listened to it on someone's phone 3-4years ago(I swear), but the song is just too lovely, thats why I'm searching for it.. Tell people the truth now that you have a chance before the election(for those people that had crush on Tennie) started... You have crush on Tennie. Yes Or No??? @Stephanie Lol.......... Don't tell me you are jealous????.. ;-) I would have ask you BuT you haven't tell me wether you like Celine Dion song or not........... @Tennie I've search for it on waptrick, but the only song I found there with the same Author & Title wasn't the one I'm searching for.... Thanks so much.....

Haaa!!! Mogbe @khola46 I no get any crush although I be *bachelor*(I talk the truth?...lol)...I think we fit I'm interested in u@khola46(I no be gay o)...gimme your whatsapp num let's roll on... @Tennie --ngbo I get crush on you?(Like say she know) @pearl -- if you be Dickson then you get big "BaZooka"...make you borrow me small out of it

Funny peepz.... @Khola46 aw come? I saw d song on waptrick nd its d same let's talk abt love by celine dion... But dere is alwyz a secnd way... Google gives evrything... Jez type "download let's talk abt love by celine dion" it will bring out what u re looking 4...d lyrics nd d audio which u can download..

Hahahahahahaha..... I beg i no get ur time now, still dey look for my grandnut jor.

How many of us dey here...I wan make a suggestion

We plenty now @charliebryn

We plenty @Charliebryn .. Haha na which tym g.o.o.g.l.e become absurd wey e come dey turn 2 ***

Hello coolvallers(member or yet to be)..as you know my name is charliebryn..Age(secret)..they call me franker due to my ugly and frowning face..they call me baby(toy) due to my character cos I can make a corpse laugh...see what I've got down here.... I'm writing this inorder to make a risky or let me say a great suggestion...its time when we upgrade our site little by little and become one of the most biggest website in Africa or even the world as the time goes by if we are not gonna give up...if you wanna know my suggestion...your comment will determine and if I don't get any comment then I'll keep shut....post this every story you read to attract attentions and I will tell the suggestion

@Charliebryn Lol......... Would she knew wether you had crush on her or not? Nah toll-gate you also deh live ni?? Ah no deh watsapp(reason be say ah no get Number but Letter and watsapp need number only)....... I'm not on watsapp.. Wetin una be your suggestion, nah all the tori-tori here ah like....... @Stephanie Heheihe... Una wan form Iyabo(Obasanjo's Daughter) for me abi...... @Tennie Thanks so much... I'll do just that... Nah so the g:-D:-Dgle thing be o.

Wanna know

kai kai kai who dey geht crush on tennie when blayse never crush finish

@Promzy If you are here... About how to upload a picx.... At the frontpage of this site(homepage). When scrolling down before reaching Story Section, you would see *Lost Password* *Register* *Edit Profile* Click on edit profile, after that, scroll down, before you could reach the bottom, you would see where to click on and update a picx(I'm sorry if my explanation isn't that cojent)......

Let's roll on.......

@khola46 You're so hard to get through "badtboi"... @blayse Na me dare do ham....

Hi Coolvallers , we are starting up a contest where the most active member of this great forum will be voted and rewarded with N1500 airtime of his/her choice by coolval. Stage one; Three active members will be randomly picked with due consideration to the number of comments and posts generated by them. Stage Two; Their usernames will be listed for voting.. Stage Three; We all contribute by mentioning the username of the member we feel should be rewarded. Stage 4; on second Saturday of the month. The winner will be announced.... (Contestants are free to campaign for votes through any channel.. please we are also to vote only one person.. In case a contestant loses, he/she can be nominated again in the following month depending on how active he/she remains ...

mthchew i don knw the winner sef

Its a nice suggestion when we don know who go win already..... @khola who know u? Good morn y'all

@Original Ann Lol......... For all what happen last night, you are still asking me that who know me........ Good Morning How was your night? @Charliebryn Its a good suggestion. My own three members that I would suggest to contest are 1. @Stephanie 2. @Blayse 3. @Tennie Good Morning To Y'all

Khola yu funny o, u wey no get strength, and how many comments i don put down here? Anywayz u re among d nominees so noting does u. I go nominate myself vote myself. My night was splendid.

(secret message to @khola46):- shey na tru say u only meet dat gel??(joymercy) @khola46 why he b say na only gelz u choze ?? Abeg evrybody dem say make I chuze whu I love pass from my Babe nd my Mama whu I go chuze?? Dem kom ask me again whu I fit rely on(in terms of anything) btw may Babe nd my Bestfriend abeg whu I fit chooze ??

Good morning Nigeria and others!!

@japhola wetin ur mind dey tell u? Cos if u ask me,, me kuma no know gan.

Me!! My mind!!! Hmmmm.. My mind don run away leave me for d mater...

@Japhola Lol........ Nah only face to face ah see her o(joymercy), you can ask her if I'm not a guy?(I mean if she no see mah face o). No be only lady ah put nah, My research tell me say Inspector Blayse nah guy...... @Stephanie *with Olamide voice* You think say ah no strong like Kano Nwakor........ Why are you now pleading for help that I should let you rest a little when I'm on pitch????

@khola46. Which face she see among d two? You no see say d onez wey u chooze dey wit blue ink nd d other dey for black ink (i.e dat 1 no dey dere, na mistake or computer/phone/radio error)...

*chewin pako* Good morning my honeys *wink*

Thanks fellas @khola46 You be drug barron?

@Japhola Lol.......... Nah the face weh you think-of she see. The one with black ink mean say he be the one weh win(he be Oga patapata-no be pant-pant I mean o)........ @Charliebryn Lol........... I knew it that there must be something behind it when you against me ontop music issue, so, you deh chewing pako con deh greet your honey(your crush) early in the morning?????? You no see her for yesternight??? I no be drug barron, you can ask Joymercy, I be medicine barron..... I deh salute you sowtey my two leg deh flow......

Lol... I jez dey look u... Una no vote bah? Today wey u suppos carry broom clean up Nigeria u no go... If Naija come carry bad leader finish u go talk sey na ojoro... Ok o

@Tennie Nah only 3 person/thing ah go vote for today 1. Breakfast 2. Lunch 3. Dinner or maybe Supper(I may have date tonight)....... My stomach would cast the vote.....the sweetest would win

@tenniebenson one hour remain, i'm already at the hotel room 126b still waiting (*wink*) it seem you all are below 18yrs what are u doing in se* and love story (just saying)

@Tennie nobody fit satisfy me if I vote soo no need... na ontop coolval I fit vote...

@valking1, u serioz wit dis mater-0oo...shey I fit come too??? @khola46 ThankGod say d face way I dey tink gud...

*shouts of joy* jona don win o... Buary don win o... I beg who win, i still dey ask for my dream b4 heat drain me wake up.. Any idea?

@Kingval It seems you are above 78years, what are you doing in a hotel waiting for A Client(Tennie) an hour-plus before the meeting??

Tennie neva go d meeting?

@Stephanie Chaiiii!! See as you shout just because ah just want ermm.(what should ah call it) you?? People, see oo, ah never enter she deh shout, wetin go con happen if ah enter....

Lol... I below 18.. Yeye.. Doz yamayama ppl no gimme pvc na... I 4 follow dem sweep Naija... Kingval... U go wait taya o... I still dey make cloth (sewing) 4 hia o... I jez talk sey mah peep first... @Ann dat guy jez dey postpone our meeting o... Maybe na d money wey he wan spend he dey think of... I sure sey ur cloth don ready cos u go escort me go dia... Blayse go come later... Khola go watch d higlight... Japhola go relax nd wait 4 him turn... Charliebryn go observe d whole match.... If injury dey... Joymercy go come into the pikshur...

check the latest article on coolval na....title:THE POWER OF CHOICE

@africachoice aiite... But u no do any introduction o... Aw our P.R.O khola go come welcome u nw?

Hahahahahahaha, khola u no well o... Shey na that small tin wey dey btw ur legs wey no reach one inch go make me shout? Na buhari nd jona wey make me dey drenched for heat cos am. Lolz.. Tennie i go follow u buh wen i reach whr i go stop u go continue from there. By dat time d shit go don worry me well well.

Guys am through with the construction of my blog... Pls visit and read some series https://shaxeeng.wordpress.com/2015/03/29/the-bad-boy-stole-my-bra/

@Tennie Lmao You have even place down the strategy on how the match/meeting go be...... I'm not satisfy for what you give me(spectator), even if you put me for bench, ah no want, ah wan enter 1st eleven(start the match/meeting) with you all....... Eh Eh........... If ah be P.R.O, tell me, wetin we nah go call una???? @Stephanie Ehehe The thing small and it never enter you deh shout? The thing small and you always look for it every night? The thing small and you deh always ask me to do it gentle gentle???? You go meet me tonight...... @Africachoice I deh held there now.

Hahahahahahaha..... Abi na u dey beg like say 2mao no dey.

@tenniebenson that was cool i still find it difficult to beleive a 17yrs old girl can be that good at bed, It seem that is what u are studing @school @khola46 if u tear her this nite their will be nohing 4 u tomorrow*please be gentle* @ann mouth fit kill oh remember he nearly tear u yesternite when u were crying 4 mercy lol @shaxee i dey their now make i confirm first

Lol... @ann no mind dat guy o... Sometin wey i don see dat day we he dey bath outside.... (whispering...na my finger length d tin be o...no tell am sey na me tell u oooo) @oisking na inside my mama stomach i don dey do reharsal... I be expert already...

Lol, @kingval u no see well, i say person dey beg me like say 2mao no dey when i dey bath for him u come dey talk anoda tin. @tennie so u see am sef, i won wash am thoroughly for am wen i dey baff am o, d guy just dey cry dey beg me like say 2mao no dey, i no even no whr i go hold am sef cos e too small. And na so kingval own dey sef wen i catch am for outside wey e dey baff. Small small tins wey dem dey carry ring bell up nd down dey run with tyre.

@original Ann hmmmmmm what should ok @khola46 will u let @original Ann spend tomorrow nite with me P.R.O. na lesson i wan teach her so she go know watin tennie just collect finish she no fit stand dam

Lol..... Even world sef fit see person weh shout for here, nah now she deh claim say the thing small because she no wan make ah do wetin Bluestarry do for Aminat for her, @kingval if you see how she deh speak in tongue yesternight, you go think say nah punishment she deh recieve......... @Tennie Lol.......... Nah mah own thing you deh use take play-play for world, just because ah say make ah just deh give una small small, but tonight ah go take you to the newly found planet of Bluestarry......... @kingval So, wetin you do for morning no fit full your belle??? Chaii, you don drink Teem be that o.

Hi #coolvallers am #AmeenahAdeshewa 4rm osun state livin on d island.......readin novels nd love stories r part of ma hobby while #Kissing is ma greatest hobby.........#smile #winks.............Hope am welcomed here sha

@shewa their is a kissing competition in my villa tomorrow @lekki garden u are highing invited welcome @shewa hope u will enjoy us(via comment) and we will enjoy u too(same) our P.R.O. @khola46 will welcome u properly but remember the competition (it will be a pleasure kissing u)

Am Arinze frm anambra state.. Hey! Guys cum help me make we put coolval inside the flying jet..

I knw say na dis guy(kingval) go welcom am(shewa) first...mtcheew... @shewa You're highestly welcome(hope say he correct), av(or we've sha) been waiting for you here, what keep u so long? I know i'll enjoy you here.... Test dis 1 mhnnnnhwa, shey u like am- he be like say I go add you[hope tennie or aproko ppul no dey read thiz 1 sha] ______ henhen! Your turn!! @meedeh You ar welcome!! ThankGod say you fit write pass khola.. No worry the P.R.O go come welcome u nw and my Lecturer ;)

@Meedeh E pain me say you no be lady weh ah go just tell say make she come measure the length of mah thing, you for know say Bluestarry/Onihaxy/Snakie thing nah learner to my own... *clear throat* The first time I saw your name(Though Meedeh may not be your real name), it made me remember one Nigeria/Yoruba actress(Meedeh Funmi Martins),your name made me tought she is/was the one, but as I saw your picx...I just went #lowkey.... My Oga At The Top(Japhola) don do the welcoming stuff. You are greatly welcome........ Good Morning. @Japhola You know you be mah boss, if ah be P.R.O, wetin ah go call you M.P.R.O che???? Good Morning Bro. @Sheewa My Oga At The Top(Japhola) don welcome you well..... You are so so welcome to our midst here...... We all are saying "Welcome"..... For that thing weh you call hobby, no be hobby me ah go help you call ahm, nah talent it be o... Good Morning. @Kingval Nah only you waka do meeting & competition....... She go realy enjoy you & Japhola..... Good Morning.

@Scholesjnr You be baba for here already, how ah go come welcome you now ooo..okay Ah go fetch water con bath you with the water......consider it as a welcome party........ As for the thing weh you wan make we put for jet, lemme quickly wear my armor and take my sword, so the work go start, lets put ahm quickly....... You are welcome here Boss.

Why I dey forget to greet everyday, na khola dey remind me of greeting(mak my future pikin no do dat-0oo all-else, hmmm) Good morning... I mean(@shewa) *dont forget to giv me morning gift[kiss]* then everybody, hw waz your nite??... ------ @scholsjnr, see u I don even ready b4 u wake-up u no knw say I be d fire&fuel of d jet... Mtcheeew... Abeg make we move jareh!!!

Whao, so api 4 bin welcome.........wen d competition dey start @kingval na m nd @khola46 go 1st compet den 2 @japhola..............lolzzzzzzzzz

Hmmm.... Kingval u still dey talk, u wey i bath today. @meedeh nd @shewa u re upperly nd highly highestly welicums. @Scholesjrn u wey don dey for house tey tey, anywayz make i welcums u sha! Japhola na u go frst welcome shewa bcos u don know say her talent na kiss.. Shewa no give am rum o... Hope say una go church today wey be palm Sunday? Afternoon y'all

@shewa Hehnnn!! I no want again!! My head no gree number second!! No!!! Congratulationz @khola46 +1.... @Original_Ann you no want make I get good tin abi? (na only God knw were u kip Anitcham) ---- I no well diz afternoon. Az I come back, I come go d nearest hospital for my next street, dem tel me say I get "Tenniejaistic". Abeg weh tennie na ???

Chai! Nd Japhola still get liver 2 dey ask after me? After u don book appointment with shewa 4 d kissing day? Shey na dat same mouth u go use ontop my own? I no doooooooo @khola46 ur mata no be hia... U wan dey lie bah? U wan make i tell evrybdy sey na double boxers with thick fabrics u dey wear 2 make d tin look bigger? No make me tell dem o... @oisking wetin? Shey u wey i manage? D tin no even reach anywhere...i come dey wonder maybe na only d tip u dey use until i look am come see sey evrytin don enter (did i jez say dat?) 2day na sunday no make me tell evrybdy sey na after 5minutes u pour icecream ontop my body o... @Ann see as khola dey make mouth..hahaha shebi u tell me dat day sey kola dey beg u make u no tell anybdy sey him pendullum never develop finish..(na still secret o i never tell anybdy) @Scholes haha aw many tymz? Na first page ur intro don dey... Our Coolval oyinbo... @meedeh i carry 2 legs up dey hail u too..infact i shake bom bom 4 u...welicum.. @Shewa on behalf of all da sweet ladies... I'm welcoming u... But dis one wey ur hobby na kissing... Uhmm i fit kill person wey carry mouth near my bobo o..i jez dey tell u ni o

No!! No be me!!! I tink say sombody don hack my akaunt. Hw I go register for dat kain tin, I tink dis is d enermiez work. I hav suspects, its either @KHOLA46, @kingval or maybe 2 of dem.. Belive Me...

@original Ann u are invited to a party at my villa time 07:00 date 29/03/2015 please be purntual

@Tennie Lol........... If people here for see how you deh call all Angels name yesternight, you for no tell them anything..... You weh be say nah only small inches the thing enter you deh tell me say make ah no let the thing cut your intestine......... I'm so much more grateful on the music stuff, I've downloaded it, though it almost finish my Mb, but I've got it........ I'll make it up to you tonight ;-) Thanks Thanks Thanks. @Japhola Continue deh lie, no be you first obtain the kissing competition ticket, you weh tell me say you got "A" in kissology, no con deh lie for Tennie.. That sickness-name, chaii, I knew the solution.. the solution to it is "Teem", just drink 6gulps.... @Shewa Hehe!!! You wan make Stephanie & Anitcham hire higherkiller for me bha?? This is how we go do ahm, ah go just come to that competition and take you away from there...we go compete somewhere else.....shikena

@tenniebenson u way day speak in tough say ur door dey open ur areal na bad boys full all your friends dey visit u when i say e go be all nite u say ur period go start by 7pm now u don dey make mouth 4 here after the cry even u @tenniebenson way cum blood till i get to call hotel service sent 4 tab(pad)and ake gum na u dey make this kind mouth hmmmmmm our next meeting no pleading @shewa d venue na no12 oisking street after dgreat fuel station lekki lagos

Happy sunday to all my fellow christian

Tennie no mind diz small boys wey carry small tin dey ring bell up nd dwn, dey no want make we open dia yansh make ppu see. I beg @kingval hope say ur window dey open cos na from dia i go throw u away if u f'up. B4 i 4get na AM or PM? Japhola anitcham no dey come now till tennie release her. Good eve, @joymercy.

Khola na shewa u dey go for now abi? After u don steal bola bra wey u go give her shey?

@Stephanie Lol......... I knew say as the thing wan touch the area weh make you shout deh call Jona & Buhari to come help you, I knew you would wan hate me for little time as Aminat take vex for Bluestarry....... Afterall, you can't stop thinking about it, I knew you would still beg for it tonight........

@Stephanie Lol.......... Ah help Bola keep her bra, and ah just wan compete with Shewa nah........ Hope say you won't vex sha?

@original Ann na six pack u see dey say i look so romantic hmmmm nine oclock to tell us all hope u know say na all nite @khola46 she dey my lass just 4 this nite @tenniebenson comment na i know talk anything oh @japhola no read dam self *his bar is down*

guys tz luvly here . huh -I want to roma

my name z oluwadammy nd em a youngfellow-awa frosh I no b smellows- If u see ma pacs ogara gan lyk @tennie o wapa gan

Hehehehehehe @oisking @khola46 @japhola oya close una eyes... As all of una don dey test oda angels... E no go bad make i test new blood too na.. Abi? @Stephanie ... Ehehehehe i don dey #shiver# see dat chest!!! If my hand touch am lasan! Kai! U go confess sey Obj na mr naija @oluwadammy oya no tym 2 waste tym... Meeting point? @japhola relax o...no go meet anoda gal o i fit kill both of u o ehn ehn... So jez wait mah check dis one first *winks*

Lol....... Ah go like if ah could be line-man for both of you, every off-side(s), side-foul & goal-line nah me go see ahm.

hello

tennie na foam dy dat packs i guess

@khola46 i no greeeeeee... I go tell anitcham o u wan dey watch life match? U wan enter next match? When Japhola never finish him own game? Na higlight i fit give u o... @horgzy aw u take knw? Dem dey put foam inside chest aqain? @oluwadammy oya talk true shey na foam abi carton?

Chai!!!!!....this one wey everybody dey talk this thing make you no stain my sainty soul o...lol @khola46- baba how that your sister I ask for na you no wan gimme abi ofe ki nso how you take f**k my neighbor fine girl(se month ti so ni).... @Tenniebenson can you help me find *omo to nidi toro bi ti fuku cos laleyi month fe kanra month bi lungu*.... @OriginalAnn make you no become animashaun ooo this guys na *omoge olosan gbewa*..... @Oluwadammy I no say you wouldn't stop disturbing Tennie until to ba *gbe Oy*n yen kanu*

Hw u knw @kingval ?? Abeg gelz run from dis guy-0oo(kingval) make he no go use your tin do somthin coz I dey suspect am say na everytime he dey host sometin nd he no dey tire... Abeg run from him-0oo!! @Tennie Run From Him!!! @Ann Run From Him!!! @Joymercy Run From Him!!! (I stil need una) ____ @Tennie abeg for the _ _ _ _ I have for you pls releaz anitcham *you knw say jerry deh miss tom when dem don send tom out of the house - so to jerry also* Soo plz... Trust me bt make I no sick sha-0oo coz na only dat fit mak me see ma P.Doctor(joymercy). Make sure say you chop him(oluwadammy) money only! ****** @khola46 take ur tym-0oo! Y u no go play match with shewa*private message:- abi u no see watin deh her front(dat's why I trust Snakie)* Welcome!! @oluwadammy See frosh, you weh u be êlébî. You tink say I no dey see u weh u deh carry cement for ppul weh dey build hauz jost to get dat rough tin, u never finish dat u dey push truck wah doz mallam dey carry fetch water u com deh for frosh here...

Private Msg to(@charliebryn, shey u fit help me get Osama Sniper make I use am minus diz oluwadammy ??) he just kom kon dabaru evrytin

@Tennie If you no wan make ah be line-man, then ah go wear mah kit con play the match along with you(no let Anitcham know). Good Morning. @Charliebryn Nah una deh ask for mah sister, nah me also deh talk say make we do the thing in an exchange*sister for sister* Good Morning. @Japhola How you wan make tennie chop him money when you for don delete ahm? Your advice sef good, but it no good to follow....... Make una help me beg her make she release Anitcham ooo.............orelse ah go find ways to let Oluwadammy take her away from you too........ Nah who you deh say that (I still need you) for?? If ah hear/see Stephanie for there, nah you and this site we go put inside Scholesjnr jet, make you and the site deh go...... Good Morning.

Lol am in d mood to rock sumbdy-@Khola46 dnt worry em gonna buy u maltina nd milk wif 10 bottles of shepe nd alomo wif paraga

@tennie dnt worry ma ex 1nz told me dah I cum lyk wind nd leave lyk cloud

Charliebryn dey no go won try shit na,, @horgzy u don touch am b4? Tennie tel that dude say u sabi am... Khola u can't deny it, i catch u blackhanded. Japhola don talk am finish say dat tin wey oluwadammy carry na frosh. Person wey no fit stand him principal, show am say em dey, dey cry after coper put am for trouble. Ólèè.. Good morning y'all

I no even notice u @kingval.

@japhola - if you comot ha now e no go fair I want make you comot that hin fucking "ROD" 5minutes to starting the match GOOD MORNING @Khola46 - let's do that then but if your sister no fine you see that you *baZooka* I go chop ham GOOD MORNING @originalann - I be bachelor(who ask me) maybe go come help me with some of my stuff today at night ni o(dem dey **** for morning?)..*Winks* GOOD MORNING @oluwadammy - you go leave like cloud why you no kuku rain sef make we know say you frosh...but no forget dey check your body alway for that red thing(that can comot you anytime)

Hahahaha i beg i no fit wait o @japhola dis one no b child play (gud AM)

Chai!...I don suffer,,,see as I sit for my house today dey chop pako na hin I see this girl package like say na the last thing she go for life I just sey stare ..unknowingly her bf just gimme a dirty slap I lose my memory..I just give him my iphone5 thinking he be the owner he just remove my sim and gimme back my phone I ask why,he tell me say his phone big pass min...I ask which phone he talk say( NOKIA 103) hin dey use...my memory return one time.... GOOD MORNING coolpals

@Stephanie Lol..... Nah when you sef come take your own bra for mah room,you no know say nah Bola own you take....Nah you take Bola bra from mah room nah. How was your night? @Oluwadammy Nah.......I no deh take that kin thing, them say all that thing nah fake them be.......you can buy it, but nah you go take ahm......... Good Morning. How was your night? @Charliebryn Wait sef, them tell you say ah be an industry/company weh deh help person find spouse or ah be person weh deh do exchange?? or una no deh see say human no fit resemble money(nah $ dem deh change to # and vise versa like all type of money)............ Give me your own, forget about mah own....shikena Ehn Ehn....... You talk say your memory don come back, nah lie, nah my hand it deh,come get ahm with $.... Good Morning How was your night? WHERE ANITCHAM OOOOOOOOOOOOOO?.

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@khola46 my nigh was fine and yours?.... You think I be mumu because I get no die mark for face if you no gimme yours I no go give you mine if you no wan make I tue lasiri just comply..... 450$ for the memory huh?

*tongue out* @Oluwadammy no mind dem o.. Na jealousy... @Charliebryn e be like sey i resemble Francessca (in the bride by shaxee) abi? Mah help u find babe? Na like dat u go use me replace d bride if i no find one quick (like marco)... @Japhola i still dey use one eye look u o.. U go tell me d tym wey be sey na lady come be ur P.doc..which kind tin be dat? @Khola46 so u wan dey play away match nw abi? No wahala.. I go video evrytin show am 2 anitcham... (i no even knw why anitcham no wan comot 4 my auz aqain o) by d time u plug ur charger into anoda socket nd d tin no gree come out aqain..na den u go learn o.. @Stephanie ur head dey dia!!!!! I go show am sey my hand lasan na magic rod.. Where is dat @oisking ? If u don do ur evry runs finish u go come back come meet me hia o... U go see wetin i go use u do

@Charliebryn wetin I take do u

lol guys take It easy now-ma blood z still fresh, @tennie gonna surprise u nd u@khola46 dnt worry em gonna take u 2 training

Lol... Khola? Khola?? Khola??? I comment my reserve for u and ur goons. Na who be that babe wey dey drop her bb pin wey no introduction her self, i no sabi spell d other name except this-> @asier i fit spell. No pun intended babe... Na our wayz oo!.

@Charliebryn My yesternight was cool with me & Stephanie rocking... Ah no do that kin thing again, I'm not good in exchange of batter(s)........ @Oluwadammy As you call ahm training, hope say no be gym sha,cause ah go think say nah me carry the thing but nah the weight go carry me........though as good as I wish to felt Joymercy(doctor) touches again, ah no wan make it be in pain........ @Stephanie Lol.......... No lie jhor, hope say you still go come drop your bra in mah room tonight??.... No be babe deh release the thing oo, nah guy he be.... @Tennie Lol...... No be like that o, ah no go play full-match, ah go just play 80mins,then you can substitute Charliebryn for me.......... My charger smooth sowtey e fit enter come out one time... Why you deh pretend sef as if the thing never knock on your door before, no be you say make the thing deh visit you everyday because it be good-visitor(nah the thing ah take beg you, no tell Anitcham&Stephanie o)

If to sey d tin reach me nw.. I 4 keep shut... But as d tin no enter d main koko...na evrybdy i go tell sey na my hand i use measure am.. Bb dropper...no intro ni?

*cough*cough*sneeze* what did i miss been counting vote for INEC *sneeze*

lol @khola46 na gym o..guy I don high nd @original Ann sumtyms ur comments dey make ma pacs nd ma small dammy shiver-@tennie I dey feel u o 7FDA035F bbm pin 08164936474 whatsapp-darelai01 -2go

@Tennie The thing no go enter or the thing no sweet your belle and you go deh ask for it everyday?? If the thing no enter main road, how you know say it tyre smooth??? Okay tell people wetin make you say unlimited "Oouucchh" yesternight. @Oluwadammy Chaiii...For all what you are saying since, ah fit kept mute deh look, but(sugbon) that part weh you mention Stephanie, you wan make ah throw you along with Japhona inside Scholesjnr jet be that o..........

@blayse You sure say nah vote you deh count since or you don deh visit brothel ni??? Nah the thing weh you miss be "kissing competion", you can join like that -halftime player-

Helow......... Im God'swill by name, but popularly known as Blueguy.. M a gentle but sturborn -(kekere)- guy (i hope u'll permit me to use dat..)....

haba brothel ke when me i get room i dont joke wif privacy *cough*

Ehn! Khola dapada!!! Dnt even try 2 invite my lovely blayse into dat ur competition o... Make i no use super glue gum dat ur mouth.. Blayse i'm expecting u 2nyt o...dat cough must disappear... @Oluwadammy come here let me tell u something (i no like 2 dey share o..if ur eye no stay one place i no go do aqain o...but first of all b4 we conclude wether u go stay abi go...na me go first touch dat chest...nd till den no carry ur eyes go anoda place) @Khola46 no worry..we go finalise d score 2nyt.. (ha! No o..i'm meetn blayse 2nyt) ok we'll finalise it 2mrw...i'll make sure i take a picture of dat thing wey dey give u liver...nd i go come video am so dat evrybdy go see d time wey u use..e no even reach 5minutes... D reason wey i dey shout ouchhh? U don 4gt sey na ontop my mountains u pour d icecream? When d tin never do anything... @Blueguy u re very much welcome into our midst...hope u will love it here... On behalf of all da sweet angels...i'm welcoming u with a *hug*

Na me and charliebryn get diz nite.. Khola na be me STEPHANIE u spend nd rock ur nite with.. Hmmm.... Oluwadammy.... Blayse omo barca. Blueguy welikums o.

@Tennie How pouring mah milk ontop una mountain go make you shout? world see lie o...... As ah just deh ride her like say tommorow be weekend nah it make her start shouting "oouchh", even ah can't fit count the number of that "oouchh".... If no be say ah no wan make tribal mark be on that spot, people for see say ah no lie.... @Blueguy You fit resemble Bluestarry??? E be like say Antenna Mama don welcome you with hug........thats cool. Take mah own *Welcome* Word..

@Stephanie Deh there dey pretend. why you like pretending sef? you better come carry your bra and ......, when you are coming, you know how you go do ahm.. no pretend.

*Whispering* @Khola46 u wan make evrybdy knw aw d tin dey go ni? Why u like news like dis na? Shey na me be antenna mama? E don tey wey i knw sey u be yamayama boi

lol u guys should search 4 dis story *SPENDING MY LAST NIGHT WITH TENNIE *

omo enjoyment go plenty tonight see how @Tenniebenson package for me

@Tennie Lol......... Ah no fit broadcast ahm oo....Explanation no fit differ from News ni???..By the way, you deh use style-style call me what???

@Tennie dont worry, I wont be around coz am travlin to d village nd am coming bak on thurzday u can come and meet me late on thurzday or friday ;)

@joymercy Dont worry you can come over early tomoro mornin, am free till on wednezday evenin. When coming make sure u pakage urself very well coz its only U nd I (Its gonna be fun! :) ... <<make sure you delete this msg instantly after reading it now>>

@Blueguy my oga'z hav said it(WELCOME) soo I also hav to follow the protocol so as not to see there Red Eyez WELCOME!!! Soo what is/are your hobby/hobbiez (hope say no be girlz/ladiez) ?? ~~~~~ @khola46 No even think about am coz she be ma reserve, find your own P.D too!! &&&&& @Baylse Why you deh use ur cough shake d floor deh disturb me na

Shhhhh blayse is ryt here with me... Wait 4 d highlight by day break... @Khola46 P.R.O ur cane is coming... @Japhola uhmmmmm i no see anything ooo

*thinking*(I Thank the baba weh give me-0oo, I no even no say he fit work for her...hmmm... She no see anything.... Hmmm)

@Japhola The first day I saw you, I knew you would be stingy.... You no fit resemble one man's name(Animashaun), if una no watch Super Story(title: Chief Ahun), that doesn't mean say make you stingy nah, just give her to me for just a night and let her decide who she go be him P.D........ Sebi, una don tell Tennie say Joymercy be your doctor, then, let her just come treat me, nah only one person doctor fit treat?? Good Morning. @Tennie Ah don belle full, ah no go eat cane....... Good Morning. Oh! Stephanie is yet woke up, yesternight was so damn sweet for both of us......... Good Morning To You @Stephanie Good Morning To Y'all.....

Ekaro oooooooo... Didnt feel like standing up sef.... My nyt was awesome!!!! Abeg i wan go do chores

ma nyt was kinda bad coz of high temperature

ma but was kinda bad Coz of high temperature nd I Could not stop thinking about @tennie @khola46 dnt worry em gonna get rid of u soon ND take over den u are gonna hear @tennie singing *hes taking over me, wif all d finz he do, his luv sweet pass tangerine

@khola46 Haha!! Hw many go reach u? U get +3 babes me I only get only 2 you wan collect/test 1 from d 2 weh I deh manage soo hw many u come need na only U fit enjoy!!(shey u be snakie for 9ja rugged boy) Goodmorning Humanz!!

Uhmmmm cnt wait @oluwadammy jez teach dis nawty khola some lessons.... Make sure u take some drugs o...dnt let Joymercy treat u... I no trust dat gal...

@Oluwadammy Nothing deh shake me, come see how Blayse deh mah back gidigba, you pac no fit reach him own(nah 26 pacs he get)......nah him go carry you like baby con put you ontop him cycle then push una forward........ Abeg if to say nah Tennie tought bring you malaria, no use drug o, e no go fit leave una until you no think ahm again....... @Tennie You don't feel like standing up or your body weigh make you feel like sleeping......I trust Blayse, last night had been super...... That guy thing sef. chaiiiii....make he no kill man pikin with him thing sha....Sorry.........

@Japhola Sebi, Nah doctor you say she be to you? How come she con turn babe?? Nah the same doctor she be to you she be to me... Nah treatment ah call her for, let her do her job o.....

Aswear @khola46 dat blayse tin na heaven.... Woh i go yarn u as d tin go later....make sure sey na double play pant u wear make ur own too no go stand @ attention if i dey give u highlight.... @oluwadammy i'm alwyz ready o....dnt let malaria hook u down 4 me... @japhola doctor don turn babe nw nw bah? Ok o.... Khola u go tell me wetin u sef dey find cos anitcham no dey here

huh seems m daydreaming. z dis noh @tennie in hot bikini pants in my front

Lol.... U aint daydreaming... I actually came 2 send dat malaria away... Do u guyz knw dat ( @tennie ) is nt my own profile? I tried checking it sef nd is really diffrnt...abi i get two acct ni? Cos dat was d same time i registered.... Maybe u shld be tagging my full name so dat i can see d #mention# in time... Ehn ehn.. Abeg make somebdy help me check my #total profile visit# i no fit check am myself..

Tenniebenson & khola u guys should drop me ur whatsapp contact

The loser who never gave up! When he was a little boy his uncle called him “Sparky”, after a comic-strip horse named Spark Plug. School was all but impossible for Sparky. He failed every subject in the eighth grade. He flunked physics in high school, getting a grade of zero. He also flunked Latin, algebra and English. And his record in sports wasn’t any better. Though he did manage to make the school’s golf team, he promptly lost the only important match of the season. Oh, there was a consolation match; he lost that too. Throughout his youth, Sparky was awkward socially. It wasn’t that the other students disliked him; it’s just that no one really cared all that much. In fact, Sparky was astonished if a classmate ever said hello to him outside of school hours. There’s no way to tell how he might have done at dating. He never once asked a girl out in high school. He was too afraid of being turned down… or perhaps laughed at. Sparky was a loser. He, his classmates… everyone knew it. So he learned to live with it. He made up his mind early that if things were meant to work out, they would. Otherwise he would content himself with what appeared to be his inevitable mediocrity. One thing WAS important to Sparky, however — drawing. He was proud of his artwork. No one else appreciated it. But that didn’t seem to matter to him. In his senior year of high school, he submitted some cartoons to the the yearbook. The editors rejected the concept. Despite this brush-off, Sparky was convinced of his ability. He even decided to become an artist. So, after completing high school, Sparky wrote Walt Disney Studios. They asked for samples of his artwork. Despite careful preparation, it too was rejected. One more confirmation that he was a loser. But Sparky still didn’t give up. Instead, he decided to tell his own life’s story in cartoons. The main character would be a little boy who symbolized the perpetual loser and chronic underachiever. You know him well. Because Sparky’s cartoon character went on to become a cultural phenomenon of sorts. People readily identified with this “lovable loser.” He reminded people of the painful and embarrassing moments from their own past, of their pain and their shared humanity. The character soon became famous worldwide: “Charlie Brown.” And Sparky, the boy whose many failures never kept him from trying, whose work was rejected again and again,… is the highly successful cartoonist Charles Schultz. His cartoon strip, “Peanuts,” continues to inspire books, T-shirts and Christmas specials, reminding us, as someone once commented, that life somehow finds a way for all of us, even the losers. Sparky’s story reminds us of a very important principle in life. We all face difficulty and discouragement from time to time. We also have a choice in how we handle it. If we’re persistent, if we hold fast to our faith, if we continue to develop the unique talents God has given us, who knows what can happen? We may end up with an insight and an ability to inspire that comes only through hardship. In the end, there are no “losers” with God. Some winners just take longer to develop!

In honor of women! They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don’t take “no” for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

*yawning* *cou* kai just waking up after @Tenniebenson VVIP treatment yesternight na around 6 we finish sef the thing be like marathon...@Khola46 no go talk anything wey go vex me *gh*

@Shaxee I'm not yet on whatsapp BuT if you go send me the phone weh ah go use enter whatsapp, ah go recieve ahm with warm-hug............ Woow!!! Both articles /description / messages are wonderful....... The Loser who never gave up would surely win one day. Women are realy wonderful......... They are the jewel of earth.........

@Tenniebenson That full name sound somehow to me...thats why I do shorten it....... Your Total Profile Visits is: 2274 @Blayse You weh ah don brag about say you go help me face pac-man(Oluwadammy), Nah you deh cough little by little........chaiii

winner never quite nd quiter never win

taaaaah m here better and strong last night increased ma pac frm 6 to 8

Ur wrks has alwyz make me smile @shaxee u re really going places.... Abt d whatsapp contact..i will send it on fb..it wont be polite posting my number here (i dnt want 2 av low ba3) @Khola46 tnk u 4 check it for me.... Abt d name..lol better get used 2 it...dats d way ppl call me (datz ppl dat knw aw it rolls...u call it 2geda) @blayse abeg tell khola wat he shld av witnessed!!!!

ah @Tenniebenson if i have to tell @Khola46 wah happened last night ah fink i'll have to create another forum for that

I don miss chai!..... @tenniebenson You too fine letz leave that...as you say if you no find one quick(weytin you take sef,e be like say you go represent one) @oluwadammy na because you don dey pass boundary

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@Blayse You for create a blog ontop ahm nah.

@khola46 I don miss you....@originalann na beast for b*d I sleep for 32hrs(shey o possible)

Happy New Month my honeys and homies,more blessing and happiness.... New President New Nigeria!!!!!

NEW MONTH!!! NEW PRESIDENT!!! NEW FIRST LADY!!! NEW SENATES!!! NEW MINISTERS!!! NEW HISTORY!!! NEW V.PRESIDENT!!! NEW DEVELOPMENT!!! NEW HAPPINESS!!! NEW DAWN!!! NEW GOODNESS!!! & if possible.. NEW LOVE for me!!!! Good Morning To Y'all..... How was your night? *.*.*.HappyNewMonth.*.*. .*.*HappyNewDay.*.*.*. *.*.HappyNewHour.*.*. *.*.HappyNewMinute*.*. *.*.HappyNewSecond*.*. Wish you what you wish for yourself this Month.....

I think you people listen to News yesternight, after declaring Buhari the winner, Jonathan went on in shoting Jega if not because of the people there, Jonathan would have took Jega's life by now and when Buhari got the news, he replied those reporters with such an akward word, he said..... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * APRIL FOOL........ Good Morning...

Chai!!! Which kind human being be dis khola sef? Ehn! Shey na like dat dem dey do practice?? See as u bombard d page with d same tin... I don dey tell u tey tey... Ur cane is coming soon... @blayse...dat is true o cos it is enough 4 a new story... @charliebryn ...uhmmm eseun (tnk u).. Happy New Month beautiful ppl.... Make sure u dnt pass ur boundaries with 2day's april fool o...but u can start 4rm d army barracks....

It's almost 3weeks now that I've seen Anticham here o..... Hope say nothing is wrong sha??? and where is Ann?? @Tenniebenson Lol......... I'm a human with eye(s), nose, mouth, ear(s), hand(s), leg(s) everything you have sha BuT. E get something(two) weh differ.

@Diana dont worry awa P.R.O is coming to welcome you buh before then...WELCOME

uhmmmmm....... My Oga -Chivu / Master/ Boss- Blayse, Iffah be P.R.O, eh. wetin ah go call you ooo? @Diana You are so much welcome here...From the stable of Coolvallers, We are saying .*.*.*.WELCOME*.*.*.*. Hope we would all have fun with each other(I mean having fun by reading & commenting)...... BuT please Ma'm.. Kindly register and be a member here..after that, before you comment Ma'm, always try to log in just to avoid (awaiting moderation). Once again..Welcome(as my Oga don say) Ma'm......

Good afternoon... @diana as my Directors said you're highly(not lowly) welcome to our nation(coolval) where you have the fun of your life...welcome @khola46 don't worry your new love is already knocking at your door.. @tenniebenson how this month go be na

@Diana Its important you log in before commenting, you may have registered, maybe your account has not be activated, due with time, it would be activated, then always make sure to log in before commenting.......

[Diana nd Daina no difference] @Diana WELCOME! WELCOME!! WELCOME!!! Watin I first tink wen I see dat name na Daday Showkey song, I knw say diz Daina go fine pass Daddy Showkey'z own coz na me she find come nd any gel weh find me kom must ...hmmm... ;) ... (@khola46 he go come be 3/3 now :)

i no go carry last for here. I y'am Glory... yea Oyebola Glory, from Ogun State. I b part of coolvaler as u don take talk am once a silent reader but one babe nd one kin guy like dat jinger me to deh comment. A frehencs writer/poetess (not a writer indeed but do things wit my pen). A student.... ki lo kuu! Ask me wat u wana no abt moi' Evening wonderful ppl

@geeadore welcome to our Nation

Pls friends i need ur advice......... I told my dad 2daydat i won a scholarship 2 read medicine in UK, hewas very happy dat he order my mum 2 slaughter 2chicken 4 celebration and we popped champagne,before i knw he sold his car and collect loan withouteven telling me , he gave #200,000 as thanksgivingin church and he even divorced his second wife, nowi' ve been thinking of how 2 tell him that it was April fool.

Diana nd @Geeadore u re welcome....on behalf of all da sweet angels...i'm giving u both a big *hug*... Enjoy ur stay with us... @Charliebryn i get jez one advice 4 u...leave dat house nd never return...very very simple....

@Charliebryn & @Tenniebenson thanks for d warm & lovely welcome. *Hugs back* @Tennie

@Japhola Ehn Ehn..You con turn the thing to game.....well.... Diana & GeeAdore had join o... thats 5-3 ;-) :-D @GeeAdore My M.D and A.M had welcome you....they have said it all.....WELCOME @Charliebryn Nah only today that one take happen??? here is my advice Go To Sambisa.....

Thanks d grate P.R.O @kholah46

Uhmmmm...... Come see as my wife deh follow people call me P.R.O oo....aiit..... Good Morning To Y'all

You Are Highly and Capitally WELCOME @Geeadore @khola46 Watin happen nah! Dat 1 na cheatin na!! U tak geeadore mak I tak Diana dem neva chooz U na nd I sure say na me Diana go chooz or two of dem sef... @Charliebryn hope say u don leave d hauz sha, coz d day weh ur papa go find-out u too go find-out say he get gun for hauz.

Gudmrny my gud pple here, how was ur nyt? Mine was cold and lonely.

Oh My Diana I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you, it was just about some stuff sha........My night was full of loneliness, coldness, even missing-ness.......I miss you, your touches, your breathe, your everything.....I'm gonna be there tonight......... @Japhola Lol........ You see now, Diana don choose me. How you go take Doctor and still take Diana at the same time..... :-D Good Morning

@khola46 &@japhola watin una dey share self me get nine here stil dey close mount @japhola no be me book appointment with nurse @joymercy invite u to kissing competition with@shewa so watin u dey count now how many times u enter or u thinksay na u get am @Geeadore & @diana ross u are highlided wellcomes to our (kondom) kingdom called coolvalers @tenniebenson is he(@blaze) as good as me or he is super weak with tiny stulf

@kholah46 Who b wife who b d husband? and sheh u no b P.R.O talk true... Thanks @jophola & @valking1

@Valking1 Con mention all those 9 make ah know nah....you weh be say nah only meeting & competition you fit host....... @GeeAdore Lol...... Pretense??? Don't tell me you could also pretend.

Good evening homies....how was you day(s)...... @japhola,@khola46,@valking1 this one wey girls dey choose una,una be clothe(s) wey dem go where go pati......see you when new girls come you forget @Tenniebenson, chai your rod(s) just wan dey enter new sea everyday...

@valking1 no be event planer u be?? abeg I never leave tenniebenson-0oo na she leave me... @khola46, hehnhehn!! you don deh sweet mouth her abi!! hoooobyyyy!!! you see say Geeadore son deh deny you.....hahahaha!!! :) na me she go chooz @last even my Diana self(he pain me say my ba3(phone ba3-0oo) no good if not, hmmm)

@Charliebryn Nah underwear me ah be for girls, them no bomb(born) them well never to wear ahm go everywhere(which means say nah me them go deh think about always).... Good Evening. My day went well(boring), yours? @Japhola Lol.......... Pretend & denying get difference nah.. You con deh make Tennie deh jealous, you know say Oluwadammy deh her back, she go just hire him make him treat your F'up....! Good Evening. How was your day? Maybe One-day One-day, I would just woke up,visit this site and meet Anitcham again.......S.O.O.N.. ah deh vex sef, Stephanie also no come again...... Good Evening Y'all.

@khola46 me even me oya see the list na (1) @tenniebenson (2) @original ann (3) @joymercy (4) @shewa (5) @gracy (6) @Geeodore (7) @diana ross (8) @inemlove (9) @i just breakup with her @japhola what did u mean make i plan another event btwn u and @tenniebenson my number 1 not posible no worry i just creat another email account i go soon register like a girl

Lol.... I dey look all of una o.... @Japhola u go come back come beg me i no go gree... So u wana use dat same pendullum 2 sample all d gals nd den come bk 2 my own heaven? Nd u knw sey i dey quick jealous o... Infact i don vex... @valking1 tnk God sey na me be number one..if not i go disown u.. Sorry divorce u sharpaly... @Khola46 person wey use u do underwear do enter voicemail...u wey dey dash evrybdy underwear...i no fit use am aqain sef... Dey go..no give me high bp..as u dey look oda gals my body dey hot o... @charliebryn abi o... See dem #crying# dey want 2 cheat on me oo..

@khola46 my day was pretty boring and hot.....which underwear you be *bra or pant*?

Seriouzly guyz... I'm so fucking upset ryt nw... I'm jez trying 2 calm my nerves...i hate gettn angry..cos when i do...it gets 2 me...(had 2 say it out cos its choking me)

@Tenniebenson no worry dem no go wan use petrol do swimming pool

@kholah46 may b. @japhola watin b ur own, u no even tell us if u b womannizer' lol.. evening everybody'...

@GeeAdore @japhola no be womanizer he be *woman sterilizer*

@charliebryn Thank you jarah!! @Geeadore Can you see, I deh make gelz free from anytin even bacteriaz and diseazez to make dem clean... Soo if u want to be clean you can count on me ;) ... @tenniebenson you don deh vex? Abeg no vex, all you see me typing are just re-hearsalz of a scene that would happen soon... I swear with my friend....

I knw @valking1 is joking... If you type everytin I knw say dat @joymercy weh u type na great mistake coz I no deh take her play @all... Since day-1, I no trust dat @oluwadammy, he just come snatch/collect my gel den deh sweet talk her till she deh dislike me... Hmmm...nd if dem leave me nd him for ring I go beat am so-teh he go deh find him so called pac'z... ======== @khola46 heyahh... Me sef don deh miss Anitcham too much.. Khola you no get her number make I call her?..

I tink A̶̲̥̅♏ gonna sieze dy air,N̶̲̥̅̊o one will breath again bc una dy enjoy here nd nobody invite ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥..........

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@joymercy na where u go to buy the durex na i am dieing here

Very glad to be in your midst,if not for Tennies comment on one of the stories,i would not have known this chat room is active..some one should welcome me please.

jAphola u bera. WOJU O

@bishop u are welcome to our condom(kingdom) coolvalers our P.R.O./director @khola46 will4o it onbehalf of boys while my one and only sugar in my tea @tenniebenson will welcome u onbehalf of the gees and babes of this condom(kingdom) @oluwadammy no go near @tenniebenson again oh or u no wan come back with ur head ohk @bleaze this one u dey carry sweet mouth follow @tenniebenson i go show abubarka sheaku ur house oh hope u don hear me

valking if u are noh even afraid of ma words, u Suppose 2 b afraid of ma S nd S (shape nd size) guy na 12 people I kill lastwk o, d 1 wey I kill yesterday na bcoz him Drink 1 cup out of ma chilled origin-d guy dey motuary now so no follow me talk anyhw o coz Ifa vex u fit disappear

@Japhola Una wan make I beg PEJ(Patient Ebele Jonathan) make she help me castrate you with English bha? If una even store that number or even dial her number, nah fire your phone go catch immediately... @JohnUdo Even Obama biograph no go even take half of yours...your biograph fit won you 9ja president ticket freely...... You are highly lengthly widthly WELCOME here..... @Valking1 Uhmmm, you know say nah you ah deh follow nah, if ah be P.R.O, wetin we go call you???... @BISHOP Thank God say we don get man of God here, make una help me preach to all this guys( @Japhola , @Oluwadammy , @Valking1 , @Charliebryn ) make them leave all these girls/ladies alone, nah only them waka come??? You are Unlimitedly Uncountably Unconditionaly WELCOME here..... Hope you/we gonna enjoy us/you (on story & comment). WELCOME ONCE AGAIN.

Iam in form As I have always been Name-Umez Chidindu Promise. State-Abia. Hair-rich,shining black n well kept. Fingers-long,nail well manicured. Dress-corporate. Looks-cute. Appearance-healthy. Height-6ft.5inches tall. Lips-kissable. Eyes-romantic. Steps-majestic. Love-cupid ordained. Libido-correct. Aura-masculine. Character-aggressive yet timid(approved) Occupation-student. Fav.colour-blue. Fav.club-Chelsea. Fav.song-mirrors by Justin Timberlake. Fav.story on coolval.UNFULFILLED PROMISES. Fav.quote-it's not my grade in math,neither is it my blood group.it's just my 4avoryt quote;"BE POSI+IVE".

@bishop ma arrange one hotshop for u so u go take enjoy this condom(kingdom) *wink*

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@tennie i sight u o

this akwa ibm/abia boy we no go kill u here

Now I knew that John Udo is a truth-full-Lier...... Reason: I almost use all day to read all your introduction(biograph as you call it), but I never see you add Rapping to your hobby neither do I see you put Newscaster as your occupation....LIER.LIER.LIER.

hmmmmm,nice chat room,dis is my first time though.

Hmmm... @BISHOP, @promie nd @Johnudo u'ar mightily WELCOME!! @valking1 abeg shey u fit help me host an event in d ring with me and dat @oluwadammy make diz guy knw who I be ?? ____ Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Where iz my joymercy? Where iz my joymercy before you see my red eyez?? Where iz my joymercy??? ===== @khola46, all english weapon against me shall turn to flowerz... Where u keep my tenniebenson?...

@Promie You are WELCOME here.. @Magdalene If I could know well, you are An Angel(lady)... You are realy realy WELCOME here, looking forward to feeling your sweetness(I mean on comment). hope to enjoy you much more than anything & hope you would also enjoy ME/US(any kind of enjoyment sha).... You Are Welcome. What next now is introduction(introduce yourself)...... @Japhola Joymercy don travel with Valking1, don't bother in looking for her anymore... Tennie had went on a date with Oluwadammy, no point in looking for her also..