Letter to Buoda Michael 9/6/2016
Letters from sikira volume 1-letter 1
Dear Michael, longs time no see. If they say is water that will cook fish finish, I will not belief it. Is this how other lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refuse to call me for the past one month. and if I tries ur number, mtn will be say your number is unreach, is unreach. You refuse to fisit me me efen when u hear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not marry but I know uer my husband from heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hug together. If u think u can leaf me uer deceive urself. Michael, Micheal, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle.
Any way the main purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for test yesterday to confirm it. My grandmother talk that it be like am carrying twins. I haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......safau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow bcos I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hainsome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Les I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo.
My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's husband that gif her the belle that she use to born the pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a doftor and they eager to see u. When uer coming, wear that fine shoe that get that shine shine for top. Don't forget that ur fotoscope too cos I tell them u will do testing for them. u can also buy something for the twins. I will b expect u.come early before I go to mosque for ' jimoh' o.
Yours fruitfully,
Sikira.