[b] Good morning fwends.... [/b]
Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said
the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the
chickens on the school farm died last week
and we had chicken soup for lunch the next
day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died
and we had roasted pork the next day.” “But why don’t you want to go today?” “Because our
English teacher died yesterday!”
Lolzzz not the chap's fault