1)No animal can run faster than
a girl with make up when it
suddenly starts raining.Don't
argue,am having chest pain
2)Obioma&Akpos dey scatter
fight outside examination hall,
classmates gather. Wetin happen
na?
Akpos: Dis idiot copy me 4
exam!
Obioma: Copy wetin? I no write
anything, na blank sheet i
submit!
Akpos: Una don see am? Na
blank sheet I submit too! The
examiner go think say we copy
from each other!
3)What a small world, Dangote just passed my street now*
4)Until u date an anambra girl, u won't understand the blessing of having a sound tongue......
5)Some Guys Ehn.
They Will Just Bath, Wear starched Fine Shirt And Jeans. Guess Where They Are Going To? Bet9jA Shop.
No try to insult me,I'm not feeling fine abeg
6)If I tell you that 1 × 3 is different from 3 × 1, you're going to talk too much, saying it's not what you learned at school. But the day the doctor will prescribe 1 × 3 and you apply 3 × 1, you will know that day that a car can become an ambulance.
7)When you have boil on both armpits, people will start thinking that you are proud.
8)Not Every Girl That Takes Toothpick Wants To Use It On Her Teeth, Some Normally Use It To Scratch Their 5 Months Old Weavon.
9)So no guy can be romantic enough to record his girlfriend moaning during s*x
and
use it as his ring tone
10)My aunt just joined facebook and she has been searching for me but can't find me because she has been typing"My Sister Pikin"*
