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Let Us Pee

Let Us Pee

By Japhola in 26 Jan 2017 | 11:24
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A man who bed wets went to see a psychiatrist...


PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting?

MAN: Yes.

PSYCHIATRIST: Tell me how it happens.

MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Hey... Let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.

PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just reply him that you have already peed.
The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.

PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?

MAN: You have worsened my case!

PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?

MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "OK, let us sh*t!
26 Jan 2017 | 11:24
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Lol
26 Jan 2017 | 11:28
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Dn u go telam say u dn already pee nd shit na
26 Jan 2017 | 12:17
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lol
26 Jan 2017 | 12:24
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Dah one na serious case E pasz something wey psychiatrist fit solve o.. the man need deliverance....
26 Jan 2017 | 12:45
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@oneal32, if the man says he has already sh|t, the demon would tell him "Let's Vomit"
26 Jan 2017 | 12:53
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IoIz
26 Jan 2017 | 12:58
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Hahahaha Stupid fellow
26 Jan 2017 | 13:03
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:b
26 Jan 2017 | 13:12
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Kukukukuku.
26 Jan 2017 | 13:17
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