1 some girls know you are broke,yet they will get pregnant and tell u they have good news for you......whats good about the news?
2 women who can cook can be so dramatic,u will find her wearing an apron just to boil water
3 so u deleted ur bible app to download snap chat,i hope u also download a filter that can reduce the heat temperature inside hell!
4 my mom asked my gf if she can cook? Then my gf smiled and replied,"mummy i cooked the tea we drunk at home this morning"
my mum is still looking for where to faint cos my dog fainted where she was suppose to faint
5 my problem now is this airtel people that have been sending my grand mother some beauty tips......please for what?
6 that moment when u finished smoking weed and u decided to iron all ur cloths,when u are through you realised u have been ironing without turning on the switch.... Ur village witches will just whisper in ur ear"is our work o"
7 guys that turn back to look at yansh of every girl that passes.....the day u will turn to salt is coming.i have said my own
8 if you are short,stop celebrating ur birthday you are not growing up...........don't insult me ooo im nt ur mate
9 i bought a bag of rice for 20,000 and u expect me not to use the sack bag to sew cloth. Are u sure you are okay?
10 stealing meat from okro soup can be very stressful,you steal one meat and okro will draw a perpendicular line from the kitchen to the bedroom....mtcheeeww
11 so the only thing satan can do to the naked eve is only to convice her to eat the forbidden fruit.....that nigga must be gay
12 just because of one fine usher girl,thats why u gave all ur money in the offering box,now u are looking for lift......bro,cant u see the devil is using ur sense to dance wo! by olamide
13 you are 45 yrs old and u still dance and shout when nepa bring light.......pls bro,come to my side we have psycatric hospital
14 you bought i phone 7 this morning and it fell into water......dont worry too much,just use the ear phone and hang urself
15 my fear for weed started when i saw my friend father dabbing for osadebe song
16 you are a 50yrs old man and ur role model is emmanuella.dont u see that the devil is using ur life to play naira bet
17 u saw a 7yrs old girl singing "my money,my body na ur own baby".when i was her age i was singing"my head,my shoulder,my knees,my toes,they all belong to jesus
18 some of these little girls are 11yrs old and they are already on facebook posting"im in love".......
Little girl who are u inlove with?oh indomie, continue oo..
Lolllllz
pls pick 7 out of all these jokes that is the funniest and i will soon post my first new story titled "mrs chika my favorite teacher"
love u guys
