Sister your phones, laptop, ipad, everything has passwords but your two legs is just slide to open!!
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For those that don't know! Listen and listen good!!
On my wedding day, i shall mark attendance to know those that are invited!
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The kind of respect i have for people is nothing compared to that i have for Dogs!
Once i walk pass them, i humble myself, to the extent that i even greet them just for control!
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An 8year old boy is accused of rape. In the court, his lady hold his penis out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape with this tiny tot?!
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!
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A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered, "You must demand cash before sex, i know him, he doesn't pay!
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Couple is having a quickie and their 6year old catches them
SON: What are you doing?!
FATHER: I'm putting petrol in your mum!
SON: Which means Mum's engine is taking too much petrol because Mr Zwane just put some in yesterday!
Mother fainted!
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A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
MAID: Sir, you're my witness you know i never wear panties!
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A man is dying of cancer but keeps telling people he's dying of AIDS!
SON: Why?!
DAD: So that when am dead, no one will sleep wit your mum!
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A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipple when she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning!
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