A 8year old son ask his dad, "What's the difference between POTENTIAL and REALITY?!
Dad turns to wife: "Would you sleep with barrack obama for $1million?"
WIFE: Ofcourse, I'll never waste that opportunity!
Dad turns to Daughter: "Would you sleep with Aliko dangote for $1million?
DAUGHTER: Yes! He's my fantasy
Dad turns to elder Son: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise $1million?
ELDEST SON: "Why not! Imagine what I'll do with that money!"
Dad then turns to his youngest son, "You see son, POTENTIALLY, we're living with 3 millionaires but in REALITY, we're living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!!
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Being rushed by so many men is not because you're too beautiful
You can ask naija peeps about cheap things!
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How can a guy without passports tell you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world!
Where in the world has he been to?!
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Wickedness is when you wish a fat girl an Happy Birthday and you now end it with "BIGGER you i pray"
is she not big enough? Abi you wan Kill her ni?!
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I wicked Davido today ehh, i played his song (assurance) 20times today, I'm sure his mouth should be pain him by now!
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Happiness is when you're eating akara and thought it has finished only for you to touch the nylon and discover there's still one inside!
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My brother, before you pay her school fees, first pay her bride price just to be sure you're not training someone else's wife!
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Before you marry a fair lady, ask for her Jss3 pictures so you can predict your future kids colour!
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Being single for too long is not good o
Now I've forgotten how to spell Relassionsheep!
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JS1-I want to be a doctor
SS1-I want to be a lawyer
10years later, contact me for your coconut oil, weavons, bags, shoes, cream at affordable price!
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When i was young, i was afraid of darkness, but now, when i see my electricity bills, i became afraid of light!
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