[b][color =red]the name of my jokes has been changed becausr JOKE OF THE DAY is quite popular[/color][/b]
[b]two boys went to steal oranges from a tree,when they are done they are done they suggested where to share the loot;they both agreed on the nearby cementry
as they got to the gate two oranges fell but they didnt bother to pick it since they have much;a drunkard was passing by the cementary whenm he heared "ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU"immediately he ran as fast as he could to meet a revfather and said "father come and see God and satan sharing souls in the cementary and the went and stood at the gate they were still hearing ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME ONE FOR YOU,soon the sharing stopped and they heard "WHAT OF THOSE TWO AT THE GATE??"omoh:::father weh leg dey pain small defeat usain bolt record shouting "AM NOT DEAD YET"
lolzzzz[/b]