A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u
Love
me?". What do u expect him to say or Are
U a
LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls
are beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is
beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2
years and no
wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the
ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls
without protection
yet you go to the barbers shop with your
personal clipper. What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if
you like cook chicken in diamond sauce
or do
monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey
say "Good
nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams
darling" In
Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I
have a
boyfriend" and be asking for money from
him. GT-
bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set
up my
boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now
they've sent
me wedding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B)
God sent (C) Fool
9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a
Girlfriend
when asking her out. Their National
Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up".
10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is
responsible and blamed for every damn
things. if
mosquito bite you, you will blame the government.
11) No guy is single, you either snatch
him from
someone or share him with someone, the
most
important thing is to be the highest Shareholder.
12) 35yr old first class graduate without
job and u
dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ...
your life is on SOS. 13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD
10 years
and he broke my heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the
years?
14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby won't make
him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask
TUFACE...
15) No matter how nice you are to a goat,
it will still
eat your yam. 16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room,
he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool...
My sister,
he will RAPE ur Destiny!!
17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian
hair in the whole world and still lose her
boyfriend to
a girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search for u
but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for
amnesty
19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men beg for pen in the bank.
20) No matter how big ur house is, How
recent your
car is,or how huge ur bank account is,
Our grave is
still gonna be the same size, stay humble.
21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your
Face Might
Be, you Will Still Be the Food For
Worms....Set your
Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives
for Ever.
22) I woke up today, someone
somewhere just took
their last breath am about sleeping
someone somewhere is crying.. Always thank the
lord no
matter the situation .....pls send to
friends.
