(1.) I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from
us.
(2.) To those girls flexing with big buttocks
Remember that even the television with big backs
went out of fashion, flat screen now rocks
(3.) Save 10k in Nigerian bank, after 6 months you
have 8k left. Savings account
(4.) In my country now, One PANTimeter makes one
BENZimeter.
(5.) Just Imagine you are in heaven eating your
daily bread then boom!! Satan passes with pizza. I
know slay queens will follow him.
(6.) It's only in Nigeria you will shout
# up_NEPA and they will immediately take the light
and the person next to you go dey vex say "why you
shout? You for no shout!!!!
(7.) Soldiers will kill people during battle, go
home and sleep in peace . But just one person that
You will use for money rituals, ghost will be
pursuing you upandan 路.
(8.). Money is the root of all evil..but poverty is the
complete tree... in fact a forest. An evil forest for
that matter.
(9.) When money is involved some Nigerian girls be
lyk*... I Luv him. His ugliness is very matured.
(10.) Armpit you have not washed well for 3months
, and you will carry Holy Bible put under your
armpit. Do you want to suffocate the people of
Israel?
(11.) I hate rubbish! who sent 20million into my
account without my permission
Do you think am a thief!!?
(12.) Some women are so lazy. 9 Months 1 child.
Imagine
(13.) If you can't SOLVE a financial problem with
3 phone calls CHANGE your circle of FRIENDS.
(14.) The food that I ate in my dream last night had
no taste so tonight I'm sleeping with salt.
