- Forget about sex,nothing is sweeter than urinating and farting at the same time.
- Money does not change people.... It only unlocks true character that were jailed by poverty.
- Ladies that have no ring in their finger but have on their nose......
Are u smelling marriage???
- There is nothing u wont see in traffic... Which one is "buy your sweet recharge card to call your sweetheart.
- Dating a slim girl is somehow stressful, u will have to put stone in her pocket to avoid wind blowing her out of life.
- Good sex will make u confess your family secret... You will be like " baby do you know my grand mother is a witch"