A Warri tenant walked in & saw
his landlord’s son trying to
commit suicide & a brief
conversation ensued:
Tenant: sommi! Wetin you de do
so?
Sommi: I dey try commit suicide,
as Papa dey always complain say
my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now…
but why you come tie de rope for
your waist?
Sommi: Bros, no be small thing o!
I bin tie de rope for neck, I
NEARLY DIE!
Bad Mood
sommi sat in a bar and was very
moody. Soni goes over and asks;
‘sommi, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking sommi
replied:
‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to
do facial surgery, and now I no
fit recognize am to collect my
money back.
Letter Bomb!
Two boko Haram boys, jerry &
sommi are making letter bombs.
Jerry: “I’m not sure whether I
put enough explosive in this
envelope before I sealed it.”
sommi: “Well, then open it and
look.”
jerry: “But if I open it, it will
explode!”
sommi: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not
addressed to you!
The Exam
During the exam, sommi kept
looking under the table, then he
would write on the answer
sheet. His teacher saw him doing
that & thought he was copying.
When collecting the paper after
the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10
marks.
Sommi: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Sommi: How do you know that I
was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under
the table.
Sommi: *laughing* Question 9
said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “.
Sommi Papa
Papa sommi:- My pikin say you
drive am commot for school,
Wetin he do???
Sommi’ Teacher :- Your son no
know book at all, He no fit spell ”
LION ”
papa sommi :- Ah Ah…You know
say na SMALL pikin……You for tell
am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL
like ” MOSQUITO
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