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Jokes for today

Jokes for today

By Eliboy1 in 25 Oct 2017 | 18:03
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1 i woke up
2 i went to school
3 i saw her
4 i ran to her and hugged her
5 i kissed her
The correct order is 3 4 5 1 2

If u see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking,just know that she is going to a guy house
how did i know?
It is written in syrup bottles...
Shake well before use...sense will kill me one day.

Being ugly does not mean that u have to stay indoors always. You can walk around at least who knows, you can be featured in a horror movie!!!

Two guys were smoking weeds
1st guy: o boy when i small i fall from two storey building
2nd guy: Jesus! You die?
3rd guy: i no fit remember self,e don tey
25 Oct 2017 | 18:03
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Lols
25 Oct 2017 | 18:06
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lolx
25 Oct 2017 | 18:22
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Lolz
25 Oct 2017 | 18:24
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Lol
25 Oct 2017 | 18:24
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lmao
25 Oct 2017 | 18:31
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Lols
25 Oct 2017 | 18:55
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funny
25 Oct 2017 | 18:56
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Dope
25 Oct 2017 | 19:52
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Hahaha that power of weed
26 Oct 2017 | 02:24
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Nice joke.
26 Oct 2017 | 02:45
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The power of weed!
26 Oct 2017 | 05:07
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Ok
26 Oct 2017 | 05:14
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funny
26 Oct 2017 | 05:24
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Lolz
26 Oct 2017 | 07:20
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lol
26 Oct 2017 | 11:39
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lolx
26 Oct 2017 | 13:25
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Funny
26 Oct 2017 | 13:42
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Haha. What if the lady is going to church?
26 Oct 2017 | 13:52
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