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JOKES ARENA BY NWAJESUS

JOKES ARENA BY NWAJESUS

By Itzprince in 25 Apr 2017 | 17:11
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Nwajesus (the honorable minister of jokes) is back again with hot jokes that can crack your ribs..

In this topic i will be posting different jokes at least once in two days.
Lets laugh out our worries

You can catch me on facebook via Prince Nnaemeka Ireokwu or email: [email protected].
25 Apr 2017 | 17:11
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25 Apr 2017 | 17:32
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25 Apr 2017 | 17:33
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<<CHAPTER ONE>> SEE GOBBE OOOO Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her. BOY : Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY : Pleaseeeeeeeee! GIRL: No. BOY : You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not believe we did it four times! BOY : Let me kiss you good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home..... This goes on for ten minutes, then the girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you've disturbed the prayer session.... Hahahahahaha
25 Apr 2017 | 17:47
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Hilarious
25 Apr 2017 | 18:46
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Lolz
25 Apr 2017 | 18:47
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Lol
25 Apr 2017 | 19:12
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lol
26 Apr 2017 | 02:47
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<<CHAPTER TWO>> Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carries a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the Lion, then it died! Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else must've shot the Lion... Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story. Next patient please..
26 Apr 2017 | 03:33
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<<CHAPTER THREE>> I had a fight wit my hausa neighbour today & d following exchange of words took place: me: may thunder strike you dead.. Aboki: na me i dey talk to? Me: fool how can you be talking to yourself? Aboki: walai may allah purnis me purnis my pamily, i no go see gud tin in my life. At dis point i shouted a loud AMEEEEEEEEEEN He started laughing. Now my question is this: among d 2 of us who should laugh at d other?
26 Apr 2017 | 03:45
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Funny
26 Apr 2017 | 03:48
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lol
26 Apr 2017 | 04:07
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aboki na aboki no matter wat
26 Apr 2017 | 04:11
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lol
26 Apr 2017 | 06:53
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<<CHAPTER FOUR>> BREAKING NEWS: EFCC set to invite Efe. N25million looks like Dasukigate ........ Buhari's Aide APC blames Jonathan for Efe's victory in d just concluded BBN elections PDP to Efe, come and be our Presidential candidate in 2019 DSS may visit Efe, claims, sudden wealth is corruption. Tboss: the voting was rigged, I will approach the court. FG to Efe: declare your asset Doctors advice Efe to release 50% of the 25million to assist the man that went on medical tourism some months back Efe's victory is a result of my visit to the Niger Delta ...... VP NASS calls on Efe to support the 2017 budget with N20million Efe, come and take the Chieftaincy title we wanted to give your father...... Village Chiefs I still love Efe ......... Efe's Ex babe I have no doubt that Efe will b a millionaire ......... Efe's Neighbour's I will accepte your proposal if you will take me back ...... Efe's Ex girlfriend Efe is my son ....... Buhari No be me talk am o
26 Apr 2017 | 18:37
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<<CHAPTER FIVE>> Be careful who prints ur wedding card A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding card but he made a mistake by not including the "1" before John so he printed John 4:18 1John 4:18 says" There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears" But John 4:18 says" For You have had five husbands before and he whom you have now is not your husband " lwkmd
30 Apr 2017 | 14:47
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Lol
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