√Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures, who are u waiting for,
dangote son?-----------
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√shout out to all the girls who
feel they need to wash noodles
before cooking. I respect ur
hygiene-------- ---------------
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√I bet message from mobile
operator in 2050 will say "DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE SMS "CHILD" TO 21601"
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√You are 20yrs old and dating a
52yrs old man and u call him
your baby, is he ur baby or your
ancestor??? Somehow ur matter
dey shiloh--------- ---------------
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√ One good thing abt been ugly
at least u would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no
dey use JUJU do JUJU na!------------
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√u dey snap Facebook pictures
for another person hummer,
don't worry honey, when thieves
go find you come, dem go nack u
hammar--------- ---------------
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√At the age of 40, u still dey ur
mama house dey drag head of
fish with ur siblings chai! The
witch wey dey your village carry
your picture dey fan herself
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√u be house maid and u dey sing
" I M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS
mehn u get case for cele church
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√You are 50yrs old, single and
Wizkid is you role model.... Sorry
bro d devil is dancing "SHOKI" wit
ur destiny ---------------
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√9ja girls be like "before i think
of dating him, he must TOAST me
for at least 6 month. Don't worry,
25yrs from nw--- u be in
sinagougue for miracle marriage
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√U are a first class graduate at at
40yrs without any job and u dey
follow lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T
GOT NO WORRIES" my dear, even
the devil is weeping for u
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[color=indigo]1) Only in DoroBuci Video that
someone will play Golf at Ikoyi
Lagos Nigeria and it will land at
white house Washington DC USA.
2) When your life is in Darkness,
pray to God to free you..if u are
still in darkness after
praying..please pay your
electricity Bill.
3) Girls with Bow Legs wearing
Leggings Be Like PLIERS.
4) If you Marry a Girl that can`t
cook.. Bros your case is at Mr.
Biggs
5) The way Manchester City is
going down..they will soon
discover Oil
6) Guys, when a girl say you are
the best man in her life, don`t be
surprised to see yourself
standing beside her husband on
her wedding day.
7) Seeing girls with half of their
Boobs showing on Social
Networks is like MTN advert, you
see it everywhere you go.
8) Relationship nowadays: Love
at first sight, Sex at first Night
and Break up at First Fight.
9) If u snap with with digital
camera and you still look ugly, my
dear forget it, your ugliness is
Peak Milk Cos It`s in you. 10) Girls
that lost their Virginity cos of
Iphone 5 and BB
10. Now that Iphone 6 is out
what will they offer?
11) The best way to know a
Nigerian Girls real name is to ask
for her account details...that is
when Natasha Hills turns to
"Chinasa Okoro .
12) You don`t have to be in the
UK to be OK..help comes from
above, not from abroad.
13) Garri should be in the first
aid box..that thing save lives.
14) To The Ladies, If As A Child
You were Not Featured As A Little
Bride In Someone Wedding, Then
You Were Very Ugly As A Child.
15) Even If You Are Just Out From
A Prison An Average Nigeria Girl
Will Still Ask "What Did You Bring
For Me?".
16) PDP members that`re
decamping to APC is this the
"CHANGE" they`re talking about.
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